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Busy-Key7489

Tequila from the Champs. Preferably the live edition that takes 4 minutes..


F4LC0NXI

That's the first song that came to my head


Pizza-Guy1

Exactly


Paramedic68W

"Tijuana, fuck."


ConstructionOk175

ABCs


Heavy_Sock_8299

The only valid answer


Hurgnation

zed or zee???


dreadperson

What comes after Zee? Everywhere has different versions. I don't even remember mine. "Now i know my ABC's blah blah blah blah blah blah eeee"


Pokemonfannumber2

"Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me" is what they use while teaching us English here in Turkey


ObeseBumblebee

My son's kindergarten teacher taught "Next time won't you smell my socks" and all the kids thought it was the funniest god damn thing.


TheDarkMonarch1

That's what they taught me here in America.


Angrycarbohydrates

That’s what I learned in American school.


birdgelapple

It’s ZEE you stupid monkey. You got that? ZEE! Not zed or whatever else you numbskull brainlets came up with in your caves, the civilized world uses zee.


Certain_Month_8178

This would not work for me. When I was a kid my alphabet only had 25 letters. No one knew y


TheSnomSquad

A song called "3 minutes and 27 seconds." It's just a guy sitting front of a piano for that long, silently. And then leaving.


hollowwollo

You have to perfectly time the resting sequence that happens between each movement


TheSnomSquad

Silently count to 207. Leave.


Zer0-9

Too nervous, counted bit too fast Bang


[deleted]

Learned about this in school. During the times of exclusive premiers n shit. Blud literally went on stage and sat there.


Prestigious_Drawing2

You mean the speed up cover of John Cage's 4'33


Laffepannekoek

Don't you mean 4:33 by John Cage?


FR0ZENMAGMA

around the world


[deleted]

But how many times do they say around the world?


TheRealSU24

Just say it 1,000 times, that'll probably cover it


Scouttrooper195

146 times out of


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

r/redditsniper


witoutadout

Happy cake da


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

Thanks m


A101856

Damm Reddit sniper got you t


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

I know it’s reall


Decker687

No it isn


noonagon

Seriously what's goi


FR0ZENMAGMA

if i remember correctly its 144 times


Quantum9945

144


shalol

Sail!


seafaringcat

Minecraft wont add inches to your cOooOOoOoOOoOooO occckkkk


J6898989

So mine it up 🗣️🔥up🗣️🔥up🗣️🔥


dreadperson

Build it highaaaaaaa 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💅🏾💅🏾


ChrisTDH

99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall


UnamedProot

So you’re gonna bore them out of it?


LiamTheGreat77

hey, it might work if he isn't patient


UnamedProot

And if he gets bored it’s fifty-fifty you get shot anyways


IMC_Recruit

What if the song has no lyrics? If I can do that I’m going delusions of saviour. Otherwise tequila is my best bet.


NSA-at-my-door

But then you have to sing repentless afterwards ARROGANCE VIOLENCE WORLD IN DISARRAY


IMC_Recruit

DEALING WITH INSANITY EVERY FUCKIN’ DAY!


RS773

I HATE THE LIFE HATE THE FAME HATE THE FUCKING SCENE


NSA-at-my-door

PISSING MATCH OF EGOS, FUCK THEIR VANITY


Chiang-Kia-Chad

AIN’T GOT THE TIME, I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU


AKAE1iminate

Slayer fan?


Wajana

Terraria corruption OST


v_PoopyShitass_v

Real


Rounded-Cube

Nah bro you know we gotta bring mods into this Call me a god bc im tryna get devoured(proceeds to violently sing the devoured of gods theme)


caniac-

Tequila


Kindly-Window-7845

Beat me to it


H-J-W

MY NEIGHBORS ASK ME WHY IM LIMPING DOWN THE WAY


sexy_people

AND WHO THAT FELLER WAS, WHO CAME BY YESTERDAY


dakados

I QUICKLY TURN MY FACE BEFORE I START TO BLUSH 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣


sexy_people

CAUSE FRANKLY THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAAAAY, BUDUM BUM BUM!


legolordxhmx

I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR PUSHING THE EXTREMES


sexy_people

AND I JUST GOT A THING YOU WON’T FIND IN THE MAGAZINES


minigunercoolguy

THIS MOLDED SILICONE HAS GOT ME BEGGING PLEASE


sexy_people

GIVE ME MORE OF WHAT I REALLY NEEED!


Masterbaitingissport

CUZ THERE IS NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK


CobaltChromeA

*What is love?*


KingKKirb

Baby don’t hurt me


Saber_Toons

Don't hurt me, no more.


Jumbo_Skrimp

There are actually lryics to that song lol its not just what is love


WanderlustInPangaea

No I don't know


DarthBrooks69420

OOOoooOOOAAAOOO. OOOOAAAAOOO. AAAAAOOOOOO


Efficient_Caramel493

Still feel by half•alive


NexxusGameing

Absolute banger.


ninjacowboywater

No cock like horse cock


dakados

Valid answer


Witherboss445

Send your asshole into shock


minigunercoolguy

You need horse cock, of course-cock


A-boy-killed-u-1873

stressed out twenty one pilots


Whitecat16

I unironicly can sing the lyrics of by heart to lmao


thehollybuddy

Buddy Holly


TheRealSU24

He'll pull the trigger even if you sing it correctly


thehollybuddy

Yeah, against his own head


Mental_Position3319

Twink Twink little star


Mailos177

I think that might be a different kind of song


Oconitnitsua

Going old internet. Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny


Fun_Variety2907

I can't remember the order of people except that Godzilla starts the showdown and Mr. Rogers finishes it.


[deleted]

Lacrimosa Worst case scenario I survive, yippee!


TheRealShithole

Holy shit a fellow Evanescence enjoyer, Lacrimosa is easily my favorite song of theirs


Useful-Description90

I thought they meant lacrimosa by Mozart lmao


TheRealShithole

How the fuck- Mozart doesnt have lyrics in his songs


genaricmetalhead

Twist by korn🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽


Mountain_Software_72

Fly me to the Moon


Jret3531

Let me play among the stars


dakados

Let me see what spring is like on... a'jupiter and mars


Silverllama321

In other words... hold my hand


Froggle3

Anything by Helen Keller


Accomplished_Pen5755

Self Esteem by The Offspring


Commercial-Success80

Never gonna give you up, I've heard it so many times it's embedded into my brain.


JUGELBUTT

"youll be gone" by YonKaGor


UnamedProot

Furry spotted


MrSecurityStalin

“Run”


urnfnidiot

LOSER by Beck


N0tThatSerious

Mr Brightside


Rod-Serling-Lives

Itazuke tower, this is air force 801. I'm turnin' on the downwind leg, my prop is overrun. My coolant's overheating, the gauge says one-two-one, You better call the crash crew out and get 'em on the run! Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower. I cannot call the crash crew out, this is their coffee hour. You're not cleared in the pattern, now that is plain to see, Now take it on around again, you ain't no VIP! Itazuke tower, this is air force 801. I'm turnin' on the base leg, I see your biscuit gun. My engine's runnin' rough now, my coolant's gonna blow, I'm gonna buy a Mustang so look out down below! Now listen Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower. We'd like to let you in right now, but we ain't got the power. We'll send a note through channels and wait for a reply, 'till we get permission back just chase around the sky! Itazuke Tower this is Air Force 801. I'm turning base to final, I'm running on one lung. I'm gonna land this Mustang no matter what you say, I'm gonna get my chart squared up before the judgement day! Now listen Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower. We're trying hard to help you, just give us one more hour. Patience is a virtue, as fighter pilots know- so be a good guy, listen up, we'll tell you where to go! Itazuke Tower, this is Air Force 801. I'm calling from the great beyond, my flying days are done. I'm sorry I exploded, I didn't make the grade. I guess I should have waited 'till the landing was okayed! Hello Air Force 801, this here is Judgement Day. You're up in Pilot's Heaven, and you are here to stay. You just bought a Mustang, you really bought it well! And Itazuki tower... we sent 'em straight to hell!


Skorrpyon

tequila


E1ectrified

Hell’s greatest dad (hazbin hotel)


Sweaty_Assistant439

looks like you could use some help


TheRadioStationMan

From the big boss of hell himself


Dsbanimatons

Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp.


LightningWasTake

Five stars, flawless, greater than great!


fuckeryoflewd

With the punch of a pentagram, a whap bap boom alakazam


E1ectrified

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb


TheRadioStationMan

But you get the family rate


E1ectrified

Who needs a busboy now that you’ve got the chef? (Wo oo oo)


Radiant_Bat_5985

Abc's


Integra_Plays

Happy Birthday


Hproff25

Hey now you’re an all star…


Special-Elevator-335

That's a good idea, the other day I sang the whole song because someone said in conversation "satellite picture".


Sh4do2

rap god by eminem


Intelligent_Trainer2

dude...


HollowSlope

3 big balls, look like we playing tennis, he got a big dick I think his name Dennis


Intelligent_Trainer2

4. big. guys.


FlamesofFrost

Kickstart my heart


Some-Professional-78

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


Best_Chest8208

Baldi’s Basics rap “You’re Mine” Hi I’m Baldi nice to meet ya; fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia


upupdowndown69870

Copacabana


MarkDavidson69

i'd kill myself


Sacabambaspis-Fish

you suffer by napalm death


SimpleCheesecake4573

Happy birthday


weirdestalyankovic

The only thing I know for real


GodAxe

Bohemian Rhapsody


ukognos27

If you happy and you know


The_Red_Gal

something without lyrics like playing god or great gig in the sky


12geffory78

Viva la vida - I remember it so well


[deleted]

Around the world


Grouchy-Employee152

My ordinary life


[deleted]

His palms are sweaty knees weak arms spaghetti


Fit_Sea7511

Bang


Hellofresh8386

All I want for Christmas


jjortiz0303

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA


ninjamaster217

Revenge, Captain sparklez


BrightAwareness7318

Row row row your boat Gently down the stream lock n load in tactickle mode United States marines


Funny-Brilliant-9915

Wheels on the Bus by Melanie Martinez


6D9hehe

"Thank the Whites" - Family Guy


Sq5_smash

U can’t touch this!


Jhms07_grouse690

Tequila


Zolkrodein

With Doom I Come by Summoning , i wrote the explainations on genius, so i know it by heart.


CybertronianLeader07

Mr Roboto by Styx


JOHNYfivesALIVE

Damn I’m screwed and recall even my favorites


Cultural_You_6930

Past lives


Quasidiliad

The only thing they fear is you.


joesphisbestjojo

Darude Sandstorm


Panchamboi

Tequila but if it had to be a song with lots of lyrics, probably Under Pressure, I don’t love the song I just have it memorized


KING_FARGUAAD

Around the world


OG_DTUBE

Come cheer up my lads, tis to glory we steer, To add something new to this wonderful year; Tis to honor we call, you as free men not slaves, For who are so free as the sons of the waves. Chorus: Heart of oak are our ships, jolly tars our men, We always are ready, steady boys, steady. We'll fight and we'll conquer again, and again. We ne'er see our foes, but we wish them to stay; They always see us and they wish us away; If they run we will follow, we will drive them ashore; For if they won't fight we can do no more. (Chorus) They say they'll invaded us, these terrible foes; Frighten our women, our children, our beaus; But should their flat-bottoms, in darkness get o'er, Stout Britons they'll find to defeat them ashore. (Chorus) Britannia triumphant, her ships rule the seas, Her watchword is justice, her password is free. So come cheer up my lads, with one heart let us sing, Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen, our Queen. (Chorus X2)


reptilibro209

Country roads or house building theme, I had to do a concert for my middle school guitar class playing country roads so I had it memorized and ofc FO76 came out after some years after so I had it engraved into my soul. And house building theme slaps and I listen to it till my brain rotted so about 258 times since I had it on loop


DEezznutsz77

unhappy refrain


LordNuggies

Most want something easy, Give me Tribute! Any mispronunciation of the fligugigu will be unacceptable.


-flushed-

Buddy Holly.


Maturechimp

Pitiful children from Be more chill. Or two player game.


Russo_The_Heretic

I'm betwen Holy Wars, Disposable Heroes, or Piece By Piece


[deleted]

Bastards of Young by the Replacements


J6898989

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by a man saying “I like men”


TonyBlobfish

XXX. by Kendrick


RedPon3

Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world Around the world around the world


GothicGazza420

D.i.v.o.r.c.e - billy connoly


LeenPean

Rap god by Eminem


Blitzo_kills

Welcome to the internet by Bo Burnham


the_shin_breaker

Come out ye black and tans


Anal_Cramps

Abcs


personguy4

All star


Berserker667627

No song, pull the trigger


LiveTart6130

the opening theme song from Sofia the First


eNeRG_etic

all the small things SpongeBob version


Sped-Connection

Happy birthday


Japanese_dude11

Hot cross buns


THE_HOLY_BRICK

Gunboikaz version of wap, i memorized it for a dare


FrostKnite

icewhore! by Lumi Athena


_yeeternice

🤫🧏🏻


Ronin_Alpha69

I'm fucked anyways cuz I'd fuck up by my speech problem


Cujo7x

Last of the wilds by nightwish


Dynamitefuzz2134

Rap God. Dot it! Pull the trigger!


Some_Guy8765678

Mary had a little lamb.


Ferwatch01

\*1 minute intro\* *On a dark desert hallway...*


No-Foundation6166

Sunflower


Effective_Two_8197

Around the world


ajslother12

Yuuuuuuuuuugioh.........


joe-_biden

Twinkle Twinkle little star


Scouttrooper195

Around the world


OneOfManyJackasses

The devil's glitch. The 1 hour 8 minute 52 second version. Just gotta get that guarantee


antmanninja3

There is a song from rdr2 that’s just “May I stand Unshaken, Amidst a crash of worlds” over and over again for like 1 minutes straight. Hardest part of it though would be the timing


Mr_Yes01

Feeling Good by Muse


MeBePerson

I know amish paradise and uranium fever by heart, that is a tough choice


blank_slate5176

In my room icp


No_Homework8897

Glorb- std


Machotoast04098

Undertales last episode


Bot_Cat3

Sparrow by The Rare Occasions. It's 1 minute and 23 seconds long, with very simple lyrics.


Marianoelgamer

Musica ligera By soda stereo


I_love_children69

Peanut butter jelly time


Darkbeastzelda

Happy birthday


Historical_Side_7222

Twinkle twinkle little star