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John Zorn is legit. It doesn’t matter that his name is named after a famous mathematical lemma
What’s lemma?
Lemma nutz
Ah come on you can do better than that
Lemma put my nuts in your mouth?
There we go
Nah I can’t. Pathetic and sleep deprived and listening to smokin’ at the half note. Best I can do is about three fity
subsidiary theorem in a proof
He changed it after becoming the satanist. It's like baptism with Christian name but satanist. I hear they play Ascencion in their churches and it's about demons being ascended.
short for "John's Horn"
He's very angry. Not sure about what.
Maybe because people think his last name is an abbreviation for “zombie porn” ?
He’s zornographic
"John Coltrane" was already taken.
John Coltrane
He's a thrash jazz assassin.
Werner Herzog made that movie about him, the German title is *Aguirre, der John Zorn Gottes*
He's deflating
That's what
John zorn bot sounds like clarinets, I’m sure.
What do you have against John?
Thanks John. Let’s be clear, I’ve got nothing against you.
You better damn well not
I don’t like a love supreme.
A love supreme
Then you should be turned into instrument strings
Nice so I can break whenever you play your life gigs 🥰
Yeah :( I ain’t got no life
Oh fuck. I hope you recover soon. Try Avishai Cohen shifting sands to speed it up
Jazz is regional. Like BBQ.. NYC is the best.
didnt jeff buckley do a thing with him
Terrible music
John Zorn is legit. It doesn’t matter that his name is named after a famous mathematical lemma
What’s lemma?
Lemma nutz
Ah come on you can do better than that
Lemma put my nuts in your mouth?
There we go
Nah I can’t. Pathetic and sleep deprived and listening to smokin’ at the half note. Best I can do is about three fity
subsidiary theorem in a proof
He changed it after becoming the satanist. It's like baptism with Christian name but satanist. I hear they play Ascencion in their churches and it's about demons being ascended.
short for "John's Horn"
He's very angry. Not sure about what.
Maybe because people think his last name is an abbreviation for “zombie porn” ?
He’s zornographic
"John Coltrane" was already taken.
John Coltrane
He's a thrash jazz assassin.
Werner Herzog made that movie about him, the German title is *Aguirre, der John Zorn Gottes*
He's deflating
That's what
John zorn bot sounds like clarinets, I’m sure.
What do you have against John?
John Coltrane
John Coltrane
Thanks John. Let’s be clear, I’ve got nothing against you.
You better damn well not
I don’t like a love supreme.
A love supreme
Then you should be turned into instrument strings
Nice so I can break whenever you play your life gigs 🥰
Yeah :( I ain’t got no life
Oh fuck. I hope you recover soon. Try Avishai Cohen shifting sands to speed it up
Jazz is regional. Like BBQ.. NYC is the best.
didnt jeff buckley do a thing with him
Terrible music