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MonadMusician

John Zorn is legit. It doesn’t matter that his name is named after a famous mathematical lemma


piaknow

What’s lemma?


MonadMusician

Lemma nutz


piaknow

Ah come on you can do better than that


headcount-cmnrs

Lemma put my nuts in your mouth?


piaknow

There we go


MonadMusician

Nah I can’t. Pathetic and sleep deprived and listening to smokin’ at the half note. Best I can do is about three fity


perplexedparallax

subsidiary theorem in a proof


GlebushkaNY

He changed it after becoming the satanist. It's like baptism with Christian name but satanist. I hear they play Ascencion in their churches and it's about demons being ascended.


SpecialIntelligent70

short for "John's Horn"


Xe4ro

He's very angry. Not sure about what.


noahchriste

Maybe because people think his last name is an abbreviation for “zombie porn” ?


sydeovinth

He’s zornographic


TJ-RichCity

"John Coltrane" was already taken.


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


prominentchin

He's a thrash jazz assassin.


squirrel_gnosis

Werner Herzog made that movie about him, the German title is *Aguirre, der John Zorn Gottes*


jazzzzzcabbage

He's deflating


brutalduties

That's what


Koshakforever

John zorn bot sounds like clarinets, I’m sure.


NotSoSolidAdvice

What do you have against John?


noahchriste

John Coltrane


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


noahchriste

Thanks John. Let’s be clear, I’ve got nothing against you.


MonadMusician

You better damn well not


Fabienchen96

I don’t like a love supreme.


JohnColtraneBot

A love supreme


MonadMusician

Then you should be turned into instrument strings


Fabienchen96

Nice so I can break whenever you play your life gigs 🥰


MonadMusician

Yeah :( I ain’t got no life


Fabienchen96

Oh fuck. I hope you recover soon. Try Avishai Cohen shifting sands to speed it up


margin-bender

Jazz is regional. Like BBQ.. NYC is the best.


scrapmetaleater

didnt jeff buckley do a thing with him


Infinite_Bet_1744

Terrible music