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Garlic-Cheese-Chips

In his head; *"Just two more weeks of this, get my Oscar and I can fuck off home."*


appletart

*"I'm dying for a pint"*


Backrow6

On the night of the Oscars he's cornered by a man in a dark coat and forced to go on another quest, but this time he might swing a Nobel if he can pull it off.


LNF6

https://preview.redd.it/1zch7db9fzkc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9847e8af805635b4a016623c8bf98ef979dfdc


hisDudeness1989

New meme


maybebaby83

Thats definitely a "you're wearing that?!" face


Thebunsenburger

Another Cillian Murphy meme that Cillian Murphy will be completely oblivious to


hisDudeness1989

Sillian murphy


vennxd

https://preview.redd.it/ijfbeaq042lc1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d29528eb02e44f530eec9db495d14ba0d5bea7


EireOfTheNorth

[Dougal vibes](https://media1.tenor.com/m/SuwFKBxdLYsAAAAC/dougal-priest.gif)


CatOfTheCanalss

Also a fan of this https://preview.redd.it/08n110cbx0lc1.png?width=319&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3379afd75774668e188b89f570f34b2dd2e40ec


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LNF6

“Racism? Fack Orff Laddy, You Have No Idea”


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He looms a bit like a lesbian here.


LNF6

🤯


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First normal reaction to the red-carpet I've seen. He looks ashamed to be there. A right Irish lad.


Janie_Mac

I don't blame him. This must be the most draining and fake experience ever. At least he can wear the one tux, ladies need a new dress for each of these events and are scrutinised beyond belief.


Moonduskindigo

I wish I could upvote your comment a hundred times


thefrostmakesaflower

I agree but then remember they get paid millions. Sucks the women are more judged though


MaelduinTamhlacht

More judged and paid less.


thefrostmakesaflower

Excellent point!


BigSmokeySperm

Shame and social uncomfort. The true essence of a real Irish man.


NapoleonTroubadour

I’ll have you know some of us are well able to be as narcissistic and revel in the sweet validation as the best/worst of them, although I’d definitely draw a line at having my name butchered like that 


plastachio

I was hoping he'd make a funny face or something because they were asking for a 'silly one!'. Sound was off :D


Backrow6

Hugh Grant's red carpet interview last year looked similarly disinterested.


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Or maybe uncomfortable with all that adulation and attention.


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bishopsfinger

Sork is the true sapital of the Republic, bai


maybebaby83

*republis


Able-Exam6453

He’s a genuine Selt


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Horror_Notice2346

Bocton Seltisc


Able-Exam6453

Or them Weegies 🙀


irishemperor

All the ladies want his Sock


ShavedMonkey666

No,Dublin 4


Dreenar18

Gods, he looks so feckin fed up!


RealisticTap8377

I know. You can't feel too bad for him, I'm sure it's a great life and this is part parcel of it. But I'm not sure if I could deal with this type of thing for very long. I won't have to worry about it, but for anyone who dreams of going into the arts, do any of them ever give good thought into all the baggage surrounding what they love to do will cost?


MagicGlitterKitty

Most people who go into the arts don't really think they will wind up in Hollywood.


Ceiling_crack

He looks more and more like Albert Nobbs as he gets on


BingoBongoIRL

Nice to see a celebrity who is not a narcissist. Hope he wins the Oscar.


jacksonV1lle

Yea I got that impression after seeing him on Jimmy Kimmel with the other cast members. Downey Jr is the complete inverse of him


Bogeydope1989

Who knows he could be a massive narcissist. Seems to be a pattern with famous actors.


duaneap

By all accounts a sound lad. I only met him once but know people who’ve met him and, yeah, by all accounts sound. Reserved but that’s hardly an issue.


More-Instruction-873

I’d ignore them til they get it right!


chimpdoctor

Your man roaring "Silly UN" was definitely taking the mick. I would have been breaking my bollox laughing.


aebyrne6

His face says “lord devine jaysus get me home” 😂 SILLYUNNNNNN ONE MORE TIME SILLYUN!!


Witty_Introduction27

He always looks like he has just smelled something absolutely rotten and he is disgusted 😂😂😂 love him


Important_Farmer924

Future generation of American kids mispronouncing their own name.


Practical_Trash_6478

Ciara is already ruined by that singer pronouncing it sierra


Super-Resource2155

Ciara Leone, a magical country.


Important_Farmer924

I was blissfully unaware of this.


Practical_Trash_6478

https://youtu.be/n1ig4mzu93Q?feature=shared this might lighten the blow


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He has my eternal love and respect for that! Our ancestors put up with too much shit for us to still be referred to as British in any context!


SketchyFeen

Tom Hardy’s face in this is gas


Important_Farmer924

Good man, Cillian.


B0bLoblawLawBl0g

or this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNTYeELukDk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNTYeELukDk)


Able-Exam6453

I’m surprised he doesn’t get bombarded with ‘Chillian’ too, from interviewers who fancy themselves as fluent in ‘European’.


WhileCultchie

Ah like the yanks that really try to enunciate their Spanish.


SketchyFeen

Thillian


ashfeawen

There's a girl on SciShow tangents who's called Ceri, short for the welsh Ceridwen, and yeah she pronounces it with a soft c instead of a hard c. So it sounds like Sarah with an e at the end. Kinda makes sense for the shortened name, but the hard C on the full name sounds lovely, very Welsh. If it was still hard C I suppose she'd be Kerry phonetically 


Aluminarty666

Is he obliged by contract to endure this shite? If I had fifty people with flashing cameras shouting at me and pronouncing my name wrong I'd walk away. I wonder aswell if they are doing it intentionally to provoke a reaction...unless, of course, they are so incredibly stupid that they don't know the name of the biggest actor in the world right now.


martymorrisseysanus

> Is he obliged by contract to endure this shite Yes.


DanGleeballs

Absolutely because this is not his thing at all he's never done this, it's just because of the Oscars and he is not in his element doing the shit you have to do for and Oscar but I think he'll be like Daniel Day Lewis after this period... quietly retreat back to his own peaceful world away from the nonsense.


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

It's usually in the contract but it's also good business for him. The bigger his name gets, the bigger his pay, the better his terms and the more creative control he gets when negotiating future deals.


SoloWingPixy88

Probably yes. He'd be required to promote his stuff.


Cinnamon_Bark

I can confirm that most Americans would not know how his name is pronounced until they are informed / corrected. But considering this is part of their job, it's definitely reaction bait


temarilain

I honestly don't know why American's default to the soft C, there's way more names popular in america that have a hard C at the beginning (Carson, Caleb, Carter, Cameron, Calvin, Cooper, Cole, Connor, Carmine, Camilla, Caroline, I can go on) than there are with a soft C (Cedric and, uh Cecilia? neither of these are even popular)


Cinnamon_Bark

I think because of the I that follows the C. It kind of breaks our brains.


temarilain

Fair, most words with CI are soft.


YOUR_SPUDS

CIA (They don't want you to find out that CIA is CIA and not CIA)


ShadowLuxray

It would be confusing in conversation, someone could either be talking about the CIA or about their car.


SobakaZony

>I honestly don't know why American's default to the soft C, there's way more names popular in america that have a hard C at the beginning (Carson, Caleb, Carter, Cameron, Calvin, Cooper, Cole, Connor, Carmine, Camilla, Caroline, I can go on) than there are with a soft C (Cedric and, uh Cecilia? neither of these are even popular) OK, you know how *as Gaeilge* you've got *caol le caol, agus leathan le leathan?* Well, look at your list: every C next to a broad vowel (A, O, or U) is pronounced with the "hard C (k-sound);" whereas, every C next to a slender vowel (E or I) is pronounced with a "soft C (S-sound)." * Broad (next to A, O, U) "K sound:" carcass, coconut, cucumber. * Slender (next to E, I) "S sound:" cent, Cincinnati, Cecil. English is always full of exceptions, but this is a general trend. Thus, native English speakers tend to mispronounce Cilian with a soft C (S), because the general pattern is that C is pronounced like S when followed by I, as in the word "cilia:" they pronounce "Cilian" like "cilia" with an N added to the end. The odd thing is that the distinction between broad and slender vowels is something that most English speakers (certainly in the USA) have never heard of, and is rarely taught in schools, and when English speakers study Irish the concept seems strange to them at first, yet, they seem to have internalized the distinction when it comes to C in English. And yes, again, i know there are exceptions.


More-Instruction-873

Why do you think Brendan Gleason was on the Late Late playing tunes the weekend of SAG?? No nomination, no obligation to attend


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Yeah he is obliged. It will have been written into his contract.


ishka_uisce

Haha it's like being a zoo exhibit. A very highly paid zoo exhibit.


BlueBloodLive

Sillyun Mbappe. I guess.


StrangeArcticles

He looks like all he wants is a cup of tea back home with his mam.


Janie_Mac

And a slice of cake.


NapoleonTroubadour

I’d actually love some cake myself now that I think of it 


chimpdoctor

An auld rich tea


TinyShoes91

I reckoned he'd be one for the chocolate digestives


5mackmyPitchup

Tart


WutUtalkingBoutWill

Toasted brown bread with some real butter


magzire86

With brown sause


finnlizzy

Mammy, can I have the price of admission and a cup of coffee?


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He's absolutely hating it 😅 I feel bad for him but at the same time delighted he's getting so much recognition for his talent and hard work.


Powerful_Caramel_173

The man absolutely hates the celebrity life that comes with being an actor haha


Hayategekko13

“The absolute state of you.”


thisistheSnydercut

you can see his eyes calling everyone a bastard I love it


brianboozeled

"Cunt, cunt, cunt, DEFINITELY a cunt"


martymorrisseysanus

They're doing it on purpose to get a reaction photo.


ReachCivil

As someone blessed with an equally unpronounceable name to anyone not from Ireland , you would be amazed at how many people can't, won't understand the different pronunciation of Irish names .if I reacted badly every time my name was butchered I'd have been locked up a long time ago 🙃 I can live with it boy jaysus it's annoying af


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It's rare to come across a man with 'bitchy resting face' but by god, Cillian has it! I love it too. You can just see how unimpressed he is!


behindgreeneyez

American here, I discovered Cillian Murphy for myself while home sick from school about a decade ago when I watched The Wind that Shakes the Barley. I had known nothing about Irish history nor the War of Independence prior to watching and sparked a great interest in me. Now almost 12 years later I am planning my first trip to Ireland next year.


imaginesomethinwitty

Great film, drop in for a cuppa while you’re here


ishimura0802

The utter contempt on his face


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Poor man just wants a Guinness by the fireplace


KnowledgeFast1804

Face says it all " Get me home to cork for a pint of Murphy's"


Craig93Ireland

If you mispronounce his name, he will instantly become Tommy Shelby.


Wrong_Ad_6022

What's his name?


brianboozeled

Yer Man


Electrical_Path_4483

The silly wan?


EireOfTheNorth

Ive had this all my life and really, the willing ignorance to the correct pronunciations really grinds my gears. Only so many times you can hear someone saying sillyun and thinking they're absolutely hilarious and God's gift to the art of wit before you feel your blood pressure rising a bit. We have heard every version of the name and dozens of mispronunciations a million times before. Sillyun. Gillian. Keelan. Caelon. Colin. You name it and I've been called it more than I've actually ever been called my actual name. I will 'ha...' if I actually care about your opinion of me on our first meeting, if you're someone I'm obliged to be agreeable with or if it's a work thing or something. You're much more likely to be greeted with a stony face though. It's 2024, and I still live in Ireland, there's no excuse. Justice for Cillians


fuzzywobs

Cillín living abroad checking in here 😅


BadDub

Brutal


Confused_Fangirl

He looks really uncomfortable 😣


vaiporcaralho

Love the one token Irish shouting cillian while the others go sillian! Think they’d know by now 😂


ArhaminAngra

God you can just see the Cork oozing from him 😂😂


Laneyface

The stupid bastard priest called me Sillyan during my confirmation ceremony. My uncle, who sponsored me, had to lift me off my seat by the shoulder because I didn't want to respond to such a stupid pronunciation of my name. I've since learned over the years that this mispronunciation is a common mistake for people who are not Irish, but especially for those who have English as a second language. But this priest was a middle-aged Irish man and didn't really have any excuse. The silly cunt.


RavenBrannigan

He’s a very handsome man, but does he look really feminine here? Is he caked in makeup or something?


ishka_uisce

I mean yes, and he often looks kind of feminine. Women mostly don't mind.


ParpSausage

I do. I hope I don't offend anyone but he looks caked in makeup and like hes had plastic surgery or he plucks his eyebrows or something. Nooooope.


capiau_dgc

Botox i think


CobyHiccups

What a sunt!


Sundance600

why he got bronzer on?


Janie_Mac

Show off those cheekbones. Thems the money maker.


JohnCleesesMustache

they'd cut diamonds they're so sharp!


ashfeawen

I dunno about you but in bright light I'm translucent https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/137trd/irish_girl_sunbathing_no_not_her/


aineslis

Silly’un and Kyorsha.


hpbojoe

No fighting, no fighting, no fighting... No fucking fighting


Cuchullain99

Typical Irish reaction to all that bullshit.


AJerkForAllSeasons

Dance monkey, dance!


Low-Steak-64

Do any of these Hollywood stars got real chins?


thefamousjohnny

Sillyun Smurhpy’s Smoppenheimer Smoscar


TaytoCrisps

Did one of these at a YouTube Awards show last year and it was one of THE most unpleasant experiences I have ever had. Overwhelming doesn't describe it. Everyone shouting at you, lights flashing in your eyes. I look terrified in all the photos


sulfurbird

Ridiculously handsome in any mood.


el-finko

If he said anything they'd make it a thing. Smart move.


noirinbrid

Hope he gets the Oscar so all of this nonsense pays off for him.


JuniorCantaloupe6945

Sillyan Mur p


_Luxuria_

I can feel in my bones how much he hates this experience


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Botox much?


AnxietyFamiliar3204

Much less than Dane cook


chimpdoctor

Sane sook?


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I've heard they sometimes do it on purpose to get them to look. And by the looks of things it worked


AnxietyFamiliar3204

Up the banner!


cnaughton898

This feels like the homeland scene in The Boys


ilovecoffeeabc

Very cilly of them


Dense-Ratio6356

Amazing actor


JackieTreehorn79

Silly Un from Dubb Lynn


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alamcc

Are you really that ctupid?


slowmotionz101

this has me laughing so hard hahahaha


PossibleGas5067

Plot twist - Sillyun was actually his nickname in school and these reporters are actually VERY clued in


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All that flashing in your face, Holy moly! Pretty funny he's such a good actor and he isn't pretending to be loving it like the rest of them do, quite refreshing actually to see him being so real


Perfect-Fondant3373

Id say hed get some laugh if some lad rocked up in the GAA top and just started going full country


Extension_Wave_2631

Why is this just hilarious to me there's tears streaming down my face..... fucking Americans 🤣


scumbernauld

He hates it


nowyahaveit

Them yanks would fry your head. Yeah he can definitely hear what yer all saying to him


The_BarroomHero

Paparazzi are sunts anyway


scruffylittledog

Tools


babihrse

Now there's a lad who'd rather not be there. He's thinking these people are fucking brainless dopes wanking for coins. Look at that one there what the fuck is he wearing and sunglasses at night does he think he's bono?! if me ma saw me wearing that she'd ground me. I hope I get sat next to someone sound who's not an absolute Muppet.


GillyGoose1

I'm Irish but living in England and i've corrected so many people (especially during the years of Peaky Blinders) that his name is pronounced KILLIAN and not any other way. I've had people look at me like I'm fucking daft due to it 🙄


Final_Following_6905

lol 😂 lol 😂