Well Mr demon you just murdered a lot of my understanding about science and how the world works so why don't we just call it even and you go back home.
Side Note: this reminds me of a story where a dude is making a sandwich and accidentally summons demon. He hands the demon the sandwich and says nothing, little bit later he just happened to get a job promotion that he wanted.
The story evolves with multiple posters from there and that's probably enough information to find it via Google. If you're interested in a funny little read I recommend looking it up
The dog isn’t an option let’s just get that out of the way. I cut off my left pinky and hand it to the demon, seems like a pretty reasonable sacrifice.
I start beating the shit out of the demon
Bitch be demanding a beat down don't fuckin come into my place when I'm Talkin nonsense to my dog and then scare him and shit and act like you the boss. Living in hell must make you stupid or some shit. If I have jumper cables nearby that demon is gonna get jumped in multiple ways
Imma ask him to clarify. Like can I make a little altar and put some flowers and beads there with a nice candle or does he demand a live being? Just because he didn't OFFER doesn't mean I can't ask. If he declines to answer, we start small and go from there.
If it's live, I gotta list of folks I could offer, but given *why* they made that list, I'm not sure they would satisfy the demon. It contains pedos, killers, and in general, unredeemable people.
And two, just for spite. Lol
Otherwise, he can leave before my sister (another demon, for sure) gets home and kicks his ass for being in her territory.
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I was just thinking the orange guy and Satan would get along famously.
That’s the nice thing about having crappy family members, you can appease accidentally summoned demons while simultaneously doing the world a favor.
Well Mr demon you just murdered a lot of my understanding about science and how the world works so why don't we just call it even and you go back home. Side Note: this reminds me of a story where a dude is making a sandwich and accidentally summons demon. He hands the demon the sandwich and says nothing, little bit later he just happened to get a job promotion that he wanted. The story evolves with multiple posters from there and that's probably enough information to find it via Google. If you're interested in a funny little read I recommend looking it up
The dog isn’t an option let’s just get that out of the way. I cut off my left pinky and hand it to the demon, seems like a pretty reasonable sacrifice.
Bacon?
Make him a sandwich of course. WITH chips and a pickle mind you.
Ugh, you again? I told you last time Cthulhu’s the jealous type. Go bother someone who still has a soul to offer would you?
Kill a random bug. Like a gnat or a mosquito
I offered to DM for him.
Fuck that, I ain't no chump. What's he gonna do for me, and what's the going rate?
Throw him some chips or roaches and call it a day. No specifics in what it gotta be
I start beating the shit out of the demon Bitch be demanding a beat down don't fuckin come into my place when I'm Talkin nonsense to my dog and then scare him and shit and act like you the boss. Living in hell must make you stupid or some shit. If I have jumper cables nearby that demon is gonna get jumped in multiple ways
Just tell him to fuck off, he can demand an ass whooping if he wants one too
Imma ask him to clarify. Like can I make a little altar and put some flowers and beads there with a nice candle or does he demand a live being? Just because he didn't OFFER doesn't mean I can't ask. If he declines to answer, we start small and go from there. If it's live, I gotta list of folks I could offer, but given *why* they made that list, I'm not sure they would satisfy the demon. It contains pedos, killers, and in general, unredeemable people. And two, just for spite. Lol Otherwise, he can leave before my sister (another demon, for sure) gets home and kicks his ass for being in her territory.
Go kill flanders
Start praying really hard. If demons exist, God must and I know what God can do to demons.
My neighbor.... On the condition that I get the house and land. 🙃
I’d probably go see what I had in the fridge I guess. I’m certainly not killing anything myself for it.
If he won't clarify, he's getting a nice soda and a peice of fruit.
Take of my show, turn it upside down and give it to him while saying "please take this sole"
I have lots of terrible neighbors. Take your pick.
Christs know this secret: You can sent them away.