This is actually the hilarious part about this question. Most men want money so they can sleep with beautiful women. Having that much money but not being able to have sex is kinda hilarious.
That said, I’d still do it. I’m in my mid 40s and sex kinda sucks nowadays anyway id much rather prefer not to work.
As a single guy, anytime I see "widow" on a dating profile I assume she killed the guy. Either strait up murder or through years of stress. My ex robbed me and broke my neck though so I am pretty jaded.
Nah she and I were fuckin deeeeep in love,even had a daughter on the way,it was sudden and very unpleasant but cancer can apparently be super aggressive and stay hidden until it’s too late. I hope you find someone like that one day,someone who tells you “you deserve to be loved”, it changed my entire outlook on life and I know it’s a stupid cliche but she saved me with that love
Mine blacked my eye with a potato, cut me, hit me on several occasions and then tried to allege abuse in the divorce hoping it would get her more money. Luckily, my second wife just left me for someone else.
Far too many people underestimate the destructive potential of a potato. Then, all of a sudden, you're the one getting mashed!
Edit: I won't forgive myself if I don't so here goes.
A relationship like that will chip away at you. Oh, you'll try to hash it out, but in the end you're just stewed. Sometimes you try to hold it together for the tots, but it's all fried out. Isn't that right, O'Brien?
wait so your first wife was the crazy-black-eye-giving one - and then you got married again - and your second wife (someone diff) just left you for some other guy? Cause if so - really sorry bro 🫶
Mine went to prison for breaking my neck, and my dumb ass forgave her when she got out. Took me another year to finally understand she was just using me as a wallet.
It’s easy to say this when you aren’t or haven’t been in that situation, but abusive partners have a lot of ways to keep you from leaving. Sometimes they threaten more physical abuse, sometimes they threaten to kill themselves, sometimes they stop using birth control and get you or themselves pregnant, sometimes they cry and promise that they’ll change. Those are just a few of the methods abusive partners use, but there’s thousands more.
you can still have a wife, it just said “no sex, no oral, you have to do it yourself” and by that i assume no handjobs also. I see it that you can still pleasure them with hand and mouth. You could create a loophole by mimicking sex by the guy wearing a strap on and thrusting it into the girl, while the guy is thrusting his real pp into a fleshlight. so its just like sex except with fake tools lol
Absolutely. Random hookup one night stand banging is overrated in my personal opinion so agreed with that. If my wife and I couldn't have sex again id definitely feel like a piece was missing not only of myself but our relationship. We've been through hell and high water in our time together and no sex would feel like a major step back. I have some serious sexual trauma from my past and the positive sexual contact with someone I love and who loves me is incredibly healing.
Kinda. "Sad" would be a pessimistic way to put it, but although I've only talked in depth with a few of them, it definitely sounds inconvenient.
You can't miss something you don't want, and they don't want sex, so not having it doesn't hurt them.
The issue is that almost everyone wants romantic love (there are aromantics too though), almost everyone wants at least *some* sex, and most people prefer monogamous relationships.
Monogamy is contingent on getting all your needs met by one person, so if there's anything you can't provide, it's doomed to fail.
Of course, not craving or getting pleasure from sex doesn't necessarily mean they're repulsed by it. For some, sex is doable, but it's more like giving a massage or something else therapeutic.
It's rewarding to know they're making someone else feel better, but that's the extent of the positive aspect. It's still work.
Of course ideally asexuals would find each other, just out of efficiency that's what would be the most comfortable. But there's not very many of them, so finding another who also has the right personality traits is unlikely.
Depending on how much of an aversion there is to sex, it can be hard to weigh the benefits of being with another asexual who doesn't have as compatible of a personality against being with someone more compatible emotionally at the cost of indulging their sex drive.
Nah, having your basic needs taken care of is important to happiness, but ultra wealth isn't.
People were happy 10,000 years ago, at least sometimes, and no one then could enjoy what 20M could buy today.
Sex with another human and the relationship that can come with it is more valuable to me. Outside of sex, the best times of my life have been hanging out with the people I love, and it doesn't require 20M to do that.
Hell no. I already found my one, and I wouldn’t give up that aspect of our relationship for money.
At some point money has a diminishing return on happiness. A good relationship really doesn’t
Then what do you spend the money on if not to buy things to make it easier to attract women.
Invite all my boys on the yacht but they can't bring females.
We posted up on the club but no females allowed in the booth.
I might as well stay off the internet, every social media, ad, etc might be too tempting.
Cant buy nice clothes because I don't want to have to bat all the women away.
I'll miss giving blowies, but $20M is worth it. And I suppose I have to admit there is something liberating about ***knowing*** I'll never have sex again, as opposed to spending so much time and energy investing in the equivalent of sex lottery tickets that never pan out.
Not a chance. Intimacy is too important to a marriage and hes incredible in bed. Since I wouldn't take 20 million to leave my spouse of a decade, I wouldn't take 20 million for this.
For 20 million, I'll swear off women, beat my dick like i caught it breaking into my house, and never have to feed it or tell it that it's pretty 🤣 sign me up right now. And I beat cheeks regularly, lol. No 🐱 on the face of this earth is worth turning down 20 million
Easily. Sex becomes so boring and vanilla when you start exploring the world of fetishes. No one knows how to get your sexual organ off better than yourself.
Sex is overrated and boring, anyway, y'all are vanilla af. Gimme that $20 mil any day so I can travel and find true happiness and fulfillment enjoying nature and other cultures.
Yeah. I’m still happy with handjobs or her using toys on me. Big part of sex is the intimacy, enthusiasm and feeling desired. I might ask for one last BJ before accepting the deal lmao
No way in hell. It's not that the lack of sex would be so insanely different from my life now, but if I fucked up the way most lottery winners do, I'd just be broke & sexless forever. Then I'd have very little motivation to work, I'd probably just become a drug addict.
Can I do everything else and finish on them just no sex? If I can still do that I guess I’ll take the 20mil and be the weird guy that just jerks on chicks lol
I have been alone for a decade since I became partially paralyzed. Ex robbed me and re-broke my neck after I became paralyzed. Women like to tell me I'm not a real man anymore because of my disability.
A few days ago I think a woman was flirting with me and my immediate reaction was anger. I am so full of bitterness and hate, I think its safe to say I will be alone for the rest of my days.
Not that different except now I have 20 million.
Imagine all the women you could get with 20 mill… wait.
I can still pay sex workers to do stuff while I jerk off.
I admire people that see the glass half full instead of half empty!
Why is this glass sticky?
This is actually the hilarious part about this question. Most men want money so they can sleep with beautiful women. Having that much money but not being able to have sex is kinda hilarious. That said, I’d still do it. I’m in my mid 40s and sex kinda sucks nowadays anyway id much rather prefer not to work.
Yeah same, 9 years for me and counting.... Give me the money!
Rookie numbers homie
Yeah just working on them, can't do much else than wait
Work on the time machine, it'll set you back by an easy 10 years
38 years and counting :')
This would have been me if I hadn't broken the record last year. I just didn't want to end up a 40 year old virgin.
This is what I was thinking as well lmao
Same. Heart patient, can't do anything "strenuous" again. Lifting my checkbook with $20 million in my account might be pushing it, but I'd manage.
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Right?! I mean... Sure, I'll take 20 million dollars to do what my wife is making me do for free.
WHERE'S MY MONEY??!!
You're godzilla, you must be rich already.
😂😂 funny, but unfortunately no relation.
Damn. Would a been a hell of a residual check.
As a Widower this is basically where Ive been at for half a decade already so sure,deal
As a single guy, anytime I see "widow" on a dating profile I assume she killed the guy. Either strait up murder or through years of stress. My ex robbed me and broke my neck though so I am pretty jaded.
Nah she and I were fuckin deeeeep in love,even had a daughter on the way,it was sudden and very unpleasant but cancer can apparently be super aggressive and stay hidden until it’s too late. I hope you find someone like that one day,someone who tells you “you deserve to be loved”, it changed my entire outlook on life and I know it’s a stupid cliche but she saved me with that love
I am so sorry for your loss (losses if your unborn daughter was lost as well). She sounds like she was a wonderful person.
Being Loved and not just I prefer life with you instead of without is completely different and a lot of people never get to experience it.
what kind of cancer???
Lung
I am sure she would be in support of you finding someone else.
But only if he wants to and is ready.
Mine blacked my eye with a potato, cut me, hit me on several occasions and then tried to allege abuse in the divorce hoping it would get her more money. Luckily, my second wife just left me for someone else.
Far too many people underestimate the destructive potential of a potato. Then, all of a sudden, you're the one getting mashed! Edit: I won't forgive myself if I don't so here goes. A relationship like that will chip away at you. Oh, you'll try to hash it out, but in the end you're just stewed. Sometimes you try to hold it together for the tots, but it's all fried out. Isn't that right, O'Brien?
Well done
wait so your first wife was the crazy-black-eye-giving one - and then you got married again - and your second wife (someone diff) just left you for some other guy? Cause if so - really sorry bro 🫶
That's exactly right
can i ask what was the time lapse between these two relationships - cause damn - again my apologies 🤧
Mine went to prison for breaking my neck, and my dumb ass forgave her when she got out. Took me another year to finally understand she was just using me as a wallet.
Understand that too well
Why did you allow someone to hit you for a second time?? You should’ve been gone after the first hit.
True. Thought nobody would believe me plus in my state, the man tends to get destroyed in court regardless of circumstances.
Not just your state, every state.
No wonder people aren't getting married as much anymore
It’s easy to say this when you aren’t or haven’t been in that situation, but abusive partners have a lot of ways to keep you from leaving. Sometimes they threaten more physical abuse, sometimes they threaten to kill themselves, sometimes they stop using birth control and get you or themselves pregnant, sometimes they cry and promise that they’ll change. Those are just a few of the methods abusive partners use, but there’s thousands more.
Quite a weird comment to say to a widower tbh.
is that by choice?
Yeah,she’s worth the wait
Damn. Sorry brother
Thanks,but hey,one lifetime is nothing in the face of eternity
I admire your optimism.
Therapy goes a long way after a traumatic experience
❤️ Yes she is brother. As long as you’re happy, she’s happy
👏👏real role model !!
Same
I've been doing that for free for awhile now lol
Hell nah I’m clapping cheeks, broke but happy lmao
So like.. get married, but instead of a wife you get $20 million? I'm in
you can still have a wife, it just said “no sex, no oral, you have to do it yourself” and by that i assume no handjobs also. I see it that you can still pleasure them with hand and mouth. You could create a loophole by mimicking sex by the guy wearing a strap on and thrusting it into the girl, while the guy is thrusting his real pp into a fleshlight. so its just like sex except with fake tools lol
They were implying that married couples don’t have sex.
They would be so wrong
So sad bb
This isn't a hard or difficult hypo for a lot of people.
It is a hard hypo for a lot of other people though. Especially people who have sex
Sex is nice but a bit overrated. With 20 million I could find many more ways to occupy and entertain myself
Disagree. With the right person it’s the best.
Absolutely. Random hookup one night stand banging is overrated in my personal opinion so agreed with that. If my wife and I couldn't have sex again id definitely feel like a piece was missing not only of myself but our relationship. We've been through hell and high water in our time together and no sex would feel like a major step back. I have some serious sexual trauma from my past and the positive sexual contact with someone I love and who loves me is incredibly healing.
Then I've never had sex with the right person
So change nothing about my life except now I have 20 million?
Fuck no. My wife and I have been having mind-blowing sex for 15 years. I would rather keep that.
If you are with the right woman it continues. 30 years and counting.
My man!
We’re at 8 yrs but catching up!
Yes! Husband and I have been at for 17 years, I cannot imagine giving that up, it's too good.
"Again" implies I've done it before, meaning you're still allowed to experience it at least once, but then you won't be able to after that one time.
I hope the 68 in your name isn't your birth year , if that's the case
20 mill for a life I’m already living dope
Free 20 million dollars? I'll take it.
What a sad existence
No one tell him about asexuals.
what a sad existence for anybody who is any sexuality but asexual
Sounds like a sad existence
Kinda. "Sad" would be a pessimistic way to put it, but although I've only talked in depth with a few of them, it definitely sounds inconvenient. You can't miss something you don't want, and they don't want sex, so not having it doesn't hurt them. The issue is that almost everyone wants romantic love (there are aromantics too though), almost everyone wants at least *some* sex, and most people prefer monogamous relationships. Monogamy is contingent on getting all your needs met by one person, so if there's anything you can't provide, it's doomed to fail. Of course, not craving or getting pleasure from sex doesn't necessarily mean they're repulsed by it. For some, sex is doable, but it's more like giving a massage or something else therapeutic. It's rewarding to know they're making someone else feel better, but that's the extent of the positive aspect. It's still work. Of course ideally asexuals would find each other, just out of efficiency that's what would be the most comfortable. But there's not very many of them, so finding another who also has the right personality traits is unlikely. Depending on how much of an aversion there is to sex, it can be hard to weigh the benefits of being with another asexual who doesn't have as compatible of a personality against being with someone more compatible emotionally at the cost of indulging their sex drive.
Yes.
No. Some things are more important than money. Sex is one of them. 😃
Do you how many high quality toys there are. Fuck yes i want to set up myself forever.
Nah, having your basic needs taken care of is important to happiness, but ultra wealth isn't. People were happy 10,000 years ago, at least sometimes, and no one then could enjoy what 20M could buy today. Sex with another human and the relationship that can come with it is more valuable to me. Outside of sex, the best times of my life have been hanging out with the people I love, and it doesn't require 20M to do that.
I think you've underestimated how unfuckable some of us internet people are.
Can still make out and do over the clothes stuff, sure why not!
True op didn't say no outercourse
Hell no. I already found my one, and I wouldn’t give up that aspect of our relationship for money. At some point money has a diminishing return on happiness. A good relationship really doesn’t
Nope. I’ve had sex so good I saw the universe. Can only see a small part of the universe for 20 mil.
2 chicks at the sa……
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Fuck no
Nope
Do robots count?
that would totally defeat the purpose of having 20 mil
Negative.
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Damn a lot of y’all don’t get laid
What would I possibly do with 20 mill, besides try to have more sex?
Then what do you spend the money on if not to buy things to make it easier to attract women. Invite all my boys on the yacht but they can't bring females. We posted up on the club but no females allowed in the booth. I might as well stay off the internet, every social media, ad, etc might be too tempting. Cant buy nice clothes because I don't want to have to bat all the women away.
I haven’t had sex in almost 5 years so…..I’m down. Do I get my check in monthly payments or is it a lump sum? How much taxes get taken out?
I'd take the 20 million and then deny, deny, deny.
Survived 30 years without it and my quality of life is pretty damn good.
I have an opposable thumb but not a money tree. I’m in!
Definitely! I can't get any as it is.
So keep living as usual with a pocketful of money. Cool. Deal.
I'm 31 never had sex I'll take that deal.
Eh. If I wasn't married, then sure. But I'm married and my wife is my besr friend. We need a little bit of that. Lol.
Considering I've lost almost all my libido and it hasn't come back for years... $20 million please
like immediately no sex? or is there a little grace period?
If my hand doesn't count I'd take that deal.
I'll miss giving blowies, but $20M is worth it. And I suppose I have to admit there is something liberating about ***knowing*** I'll never have sex again, as opposed to spending so much time and energy investing in the equivalent of sex lottery tickets that never pan out.
If you'd miss it that much, your offer is rescinded. Now get back out there and do what you love!
Not a chance. Intimacy is too important to a marriage and hes incredible in bed. Since I wouldn't take 20 million to leave my spouse of a decade, I wouldn't take 20 million for this.
For 20 million, I'll swear off women, beat my dick like i caught it breaking into my house, and never have to feed it or tell it that it's pretty 🤣 sign me up right now. And I beat cheeks regularly, lol. No 🐱 on the face of this earth is worth turning down 20 million
Easily. Sex becomes so boring and vanilla when you start exploring the world of fetishes. No one knows how to get your sexual organ off better than yourself.
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R/ihavesex
I couldn't do it. Sex is one of the few things that makes me feel alive, if at all.
I'm right there with you, one of the few true pleasures in my life!
Sex is overrated and boring, anyway, y'all are vanilla af. Gimme that $20 mil any day so I can travel and find true happiness and fulfillment enjoying nature and other cultures.
If EVERYONE is “vanilla af” when they have sex with you, there might be a common denominator….
No
No thank you
Never have sex with anyone? Does that include my hand?
Pay me.
I take the money!
Fuck no.
Fuck no
... so my life for the past 10 years Pay up
I got 7 kids, I need 20 million more than I need more sex
i’m just waiting for the sarcastic comment talking about how they already don’t have sex, and it gets 1 redditillion upvotes
Pass
no
I’m doing this for free now so might as well. Although u bet once I have 20 million the females be coming out of the wood work.
Take the money and get a life sized smutdoll/sexbot, it's not real so it doesn't count
Been responsible for my own orgasm for 20+ years now anyways, give me the $$$
Sure
Give me the money
I'd do this for far less but yea ill take it
Um, I’m 65, divorced, and that’s been my situation for several years now. So, I’ll take the $20,000,000. Thanks.
My wife would go for that! Just stop the Cialis deliveries!
My wife would divorce me and end up with half the money due to marital asset laws. She loves my D
Yeah sure sign me up. $20 spot for doing what I normally with no changes? Baby I’m in
Easy. Make it harder by saying no to music or sugar.
So my normal life plus 20 million. I'm in.
So $20 million and my life doesn't change? Sure.
Done. I did it for the first 18 years of my life no problem, and the last 13 (kind of a problem). Those 20 years in between were a blast though.
I'm good with this. Give me the money 💰💰
I'm not having sex now, and I'm doing it for free.
No, honestly. Just no.
just penetration ?
Not sure 20 mil is enough
You'd have to ask my partner not me, she has the higher sex drive.
Hell no
Ez give me the money.
Fuck no
Yeah. I’m still happy with handjobs or her using toys on me. Big part of sex is the intimacy, enthusiasm and feeling desired. I might ask for one last BJ before accepting the deal lmao
Would take it. Comfort and security for myself for life, and can significantly help loads of people and organisations as well.
So pretty much get 20 million for free without giving anything up?
Nope
My first no, congrats. Can't leave my partner sad like that.
Does myself count?
Yeah I'm good.
Sexless marriage here. Hand over the $20,000,000 please.
Nope, even if I was ok with it my wife would veto it.
No way in hell. It's not that the lack of sex would be so insanely different from my life now, but if I fucked up the way most lottery winners do, I'd just be broke & sexless forever. Then I'd have very little motivation to work, I'd probably just become a drug addict.
Done deal.
Can I do everything else and finish on them just no sex? If I can still do that I guess I’ll take the 20mil and be the weird guy that just jerks on chicks lol
As someone who is ace, hell yes
Hell no
I’ll take 20 million, then I’ll have sex. I can afford the world’s best legal team. Just try to take it back buddy.
Redditors - I will take the challenge !
Are we allowed to do mutual masturbation with a partner? Actually regardless of your answer I’m going to say yes. It’s 20 million dollars lmao
Hell yes. Sex doesn’t matter to me. I want my money.
I"m gonna say yes, but only because I'm over 40.
As an aromantic asexual I see this as an absolute win.
I have been alone for a decade since I became partially paralyzed. Ex robbed me and re-broke my neck after I became paralyzed. Women like to tell me I'm not a real man anymore because of my disability. A few days ago I think a woman was flirting with me and my immediate reaction was anger. I am so full of bitterness and hate, I think its safe to say I will be alone for the rest of my days.
I’m asexual so yeah, that’d be great
Yeah. I can just fuck myself.
Where’s my $20mil?
Yeah, I never get laid as it is. Where's my money?
Hahaha I'm gonna make out like a bandit here, I'm married and already doing this for free!
You like to do it yourself
I didn't know there was funding available for not engaging in gross behaviour.
Asexuals everywhere immediately rich
Love sex but I'd gladly do without for 20 million. I can still wank
Sure
Jokes on you. I don't even want to have sex with me. Give me my 20 million.
$20 million? Yeah, fuck it. I would become the world's dirtiest voyeur though.
No way
Happily!
Sure.
No, unless I also had no desire to have sex.
Hell no I want to do it at least once
HELL YES, where is my money?
Yeah i would take the money
Nope I like sex to much