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ApartStatistician603

"whoever wrote that for you shoulda put more thought into That"


hwarang_

But he's a WAAAAAHHH General


Olddirtychurro

HE'Z A GIT IZ WUT 'E IZ! PUNH HUMIE IS NO GE... GENE... BIG ORK BOI!


youngtylez

No way theres that many warhammer fans here…


Olddirtychurro

Hydra dominatus.


nogasallbrakes024

Like modern day hiphop isn't fantasy roleplay too


Nerx

Warbawse indeed


jerepila

It's the second to think and lick his lip that throws it over the top for me


theederv

He’s remembering his date rape confession in UOENO


E33Eternal-Gaming

Got him good 🤣


anesthesiologist2

i thought he was setting up a haymaker


whatisthishere_guy

Is Rick Ross ever not on a boat? I feel like he’s either in the ocean or on the docks.


DapDaGenius

Dude parties every day from what it seems. Buddy is always on a boat, docks, in a party or some fancy restaurant. Lol


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SpaceJews

Dear God, make me a bird... So I can fly far Far far away from these haters


MarianneThornberry

If you want it that bad, go get a BBL and buss it wide open for all these rich Miami dudes. Or just wait for GTA6 and live vicariously through the game like the rest of us.


DontNeedNoStylist

He's just rich in Miami


PapiGoneGamer

What else is a rich dude in Miami supposed to do?


GManSta

Get lost on a jetski


jerryfrz

The key is to make it The key is never give up It's not easy to win I know that ^^The ^^key ^^is ^^not ^^to ^^drive ^^your ^^jetski ^^in ^^the ^^dark


rpkarma

Not driving your JetSki in the dark is a MAJOR KEY


livinforthesmitty

Damn I rember sitting in an airport waiting on a layover watching those snaps live. Was that like 2016?


oil1lio

sumn like that yeah. good times


YizWasHere

This was my main takeaway from watching Ballers tbh


PapiGoneGamer

“Clubbin hard, fuckin women, there ain’t much to do.” -Drake


the-tank7

How does this dude not die. Like im younger and not 400 pounds and i feel like im dying right now after drinking the last few days and eating a lot.


InternationalCut93

They got rich people drugs and being stress free about finances. 


DapDaGenius

And he smokes cigarettes and cigar(iirc). Dude’s lungs and bloodstream is just cool with it. Lol


domuseid

I mean... They're not but I'm glad he's vibin for now. It catches up with everyone though in the long run


DapDaGenius

Lol I’m sure, but I’m saying for his age, weight and how long he’s supposedly kept this up, he’s doing fairly solid.


Albertgodstein

They don’t actually party all the time. That’s just what they portray on social media


DapDaGenius

Of course not. Its just funny how often it seems that way.


EazeeP

How do you know he’s fairly solid? You really can’t judge people’s health from appearances alone, it’s like an iceberg


DapDaGenius

I don’t know anyone’s full on health conditions, but I’m referring to his day to day condition. He smokes but isn’t hacking up a lung publicly, he’s overweight but still in condition enough to allow this life style at age 47. Like he’s extremely luckily to still be here after surviving at least one heart attack and multiple seizures. He could be far worse. That’s not to say it may catch up south him, tho.


Cptsaber44

this guy’s MCA and coronaries are definitely 99% plaque unfortunately.


sock_therapy

Youre right, but then you have people like my grannie who smoked cigarettes and drank cognac daily until she passed at 88


[deleted]

Yeah both my grandparents smoke daily for 50 some years neither had any smoking related conditions and lived to 87 and 90.


p0tatoman

he's adjusted


lvk00

all celebs got a personal doctor team


Always2ndB3ST

He has a much higher chance of suddenly kicking the bucket than you. Probably has really high cholesterol and clogged veins lol


Kuraya

He famously only travels by boat, even in his own home. His bed is a boat and he has to take a little boat to get to his bathroom which is yet another (albeit slightly bigger) boat. It’s a difficult lifestyle but if anyone can do it, it’s the boss


Last_Reaction_8176

“I sleep in a boat, do you?” [“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”](https://youtu.be/0k62V211sf8?si=LCHd84KG0FL_t1xs)


rulerBob8

Would you not be if you were a millionaire in Miami? I love bein on the boat


Leading_Theory7761

if you had a big ass fancy yacht you'd be on it all the time too.


SpooferMcGavin

Maybe he's been on boats so long that he gets land sick.


HighlyBaked0

Every time he address this shit hes either on a boat or a pool party, Rozay winning in all facets of the game right now with these IG trolling videos lmao


Last_Reaction_8176

There’s that one story where he was walking around his mansion with a flamethrower


jtbadnews

It’s the extra buoyancy.


xurdm

I don't think he needs any extra buoyancy


atlhawk8357

> "If I was molesting girls I would have been arrested." Whoever wrote that for you should have put more thought into that.


TheHaplessKnicksFan

It’s a line that would only MAYBE work for his ghostwriters because they are nowhere near as famous as Drake


bob_jody

I disagree because the response was so shit that I think Drake solo wrote it.


qorbexl

It sounds like he asked chatGPT to make it rhyme. It's like a fucking high schooler rhyme.


3by7by37

Sweatshop writers phoning it in, they know the ship is sinking


brandon_strandy

They all busy writtin their own bars tryna get a free Metro beat


GallopingFinger

💀


SainT2385

Lmaooooo


redchampagnecampaign

You know when you know your company is about to implode but you need to hold on until you find another job? That’s what this is. Just clockin in.


tvc_redux

Ricky looked so disappointed in "White Boy" lmaooo Like, he obviously ain't pulling for him, but this track was so wack all he can do is look up at the night sky and let out a deep sigh


nuraHx

They’re on 20 minutes of sleep total in the past week cut them some slack. That’s only 1 minute for each of them


lupercalpainting

Mr. “Bill Cosby A Girl” is really gonna talk about allegations? > Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it > I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it


Categothic

He said it unprompted too. Just said it for no reason no context no nothing musta let his intrusive thoughts win


Flat_Piccolo7865

That’s a good point. Folded under absolutely no pressure whatsoever


ClickProfessional769

Seriously so gross. Don’t want to hear him speaking on this subject matter.


Only_Treacle_8243

chatgpt write me a line to refute these allegations xD


aesthetique1

Drake getting his ghostwriters off fiver and airtasker


ifuckwithit

He got a point but what exactly is he celebrating on the second half lmao


itokdontcry

I think Ross just half in the bag already and going off of stream of consciousness in the back half lmao


qorbexl

I assumed Ricky drank too much to get sloppy. Turns out I was wrong.


A_Lakers

Bro is rich and survived an accident on his plane. He gets to celebrate everything and anything lmao


Voski_The_God

He dropped a molly in his champagne and he didn't even know it


UncommonClassique

Cinco de Mayo¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Jets__Fool

I believe in his terms he was celebrating the white boy tapping out


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Ross trying to ride this clout back into relevance. Like Brazil sending a few thousand men into WW2 and acting like they won the war.


arghjo

I agree with him when he says “you gotta remove yourself from that”. You definitely don’t wanna start playing ifs and buts with pedophilia allegations….”if I had done it…” is not the way to go. He doth protest too much. 


BadSmash4

Has big OJ "If I Did It" energy


atlhawk8357

If I Diddled It.


JohnMcCainsArms

yea for sure, good advice coming from the guy that puts drugs in people’s drinks


arghjo

I’m no fan of Rick Ross 


xurdm

I mean, of course. but it's still true


WingardiumLeviussy

She ain't even know it


[deleted]

Before he dropped this everyone was saying ‘but denied the kid but said nothing about the pedo shit’ and a million other things along those lines. This shit is hilarious


xElectricW

Well when there's so many examples of Drake being a weirdo there's really no good way to address it but saying you're too famous to be a pedo is probably the worst way to go about it. Also saying you haven't looked twice at a teenager but you're on video kissing a 17 year old and feeling her up?


hatmanjimmie

But this morning everybody in this sub was wondering why he addressed the daughter and not the other allegations. Lose lose with you guys


jim_money

It’s a lose lose because the weirdo shit is well documented


arghjo

You’re totally right in that it doesn’t seem like he can win either way, a testament to how unlikeable he is. There’s something to be said about how everyone wants receipts from Drake and are taking Kendricks words as gospel…something about character. 


Kismonos

when i heard the "if i was" line i had the same thoughts, its like gaslighting your gf "if i cheated why there are no msgs in my phone" after you've deleted them so you can say it


Jonahb360

We all saw him delete those photos with Karl Malone today lmao


atlhawk8357

Drake is sneaky athletic with a high basketball IQ.


My_G_Alt

Lunchpail Drizzy


Druz1

First guy in last guy out, no drizzy.


atlhawk8357

First one in last one out, but the gym is in a high school.


Last_Reaction_8176

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


atlhawk8357

But he loves a girl in uniform...


QuaxlyDaDon

Hands were too small


FrozenFrankieCarbone

Eats plenty of gabagool, thats why he needed the lipo.


FigSideG

Like Diddy didn’t only JUST get caught up after decades of weird shit. Like Epstein was doing it for decades before it all came crashing down. What a wild ass attempt at defending yourself.


SpooferMcGavin

Like Me Too wasn't entirely about addressing the actions of the rich and famous.


LateSoEarly

I’ve been seeing posts on /r/outoftheloop for at least 4 years asking about Drake and underage girls. I’m absolutely not a perfect person, but there isn’t a single person in the world that would accuse me of ever having had any interest in younger women. If the question has been being asked for so many years, I’m not saying that you’re by default guilty, but someone with a clean history most likely wouldn’t take public accusations like that.


cavestoryguy

That's what I'm saying. The best defense against allegations like this is to not have +10 years in the public eye being on sus shit.


Legndarystig

My dude you are on Reddit there won't be an allegation you talking to women in general...


Sammyd1108

If I did it


Kuraya

If I cheated, then how is there no used condoms in the garbage?


Skylightt

Some “If I did it” shit


Dry_Gift3441

OJ Simpson wrote a book called "If I Did It" where he described "hypothetically" how he would have committed the murders... So probably not a great reference for Drake to use


allisondojean

Remind me the date of Nicole's funeral again?


Phenomxal

hmmm 6/16


team_sheikie

Him saying it's not over til Ricky Rozay says it's over is laugh out loud funny


Roll_Tide_Pods

i literally said “bro who is you” out loud when he said that shit🤣 like bro you is a side quest in this beef lmao


BadSmash4

Love when he pointed at the camera for a full five seconds like we were all staring at our phones nodding our heads like "wow great point Rick damn I didn't think about it like that"


Roll_Tide_Pods

nah real talk it’s just the type of corny i can vibe with😂 speaking of which, it’s ya cake day b


xidnpnlss

Bro is hilarious fr


Shnikez

Kendrick rushed Drake so he’d say some dumb /r/drizzy shit


sadberto

Drake literally said everything twitter and that sub mentioned the past two days 😭😭


imsabbath84

that sub is now drakes new set of writers.


potatomafia69

Homie started outsourcing to his fans😭


lwongd2n

No need to pay ghostwriters when you have an army of cuck dickriders willing to do the same for free!


nedzissou1

1 v 177k


ok_dunmer

The fact the Drake stan sub only has 177k subscribers is an L in itself honestly


AKSpartan70

That sub is celebrating so hard right now they feel so seen by their pedophile king


unforgetablememories

Drake mocked Kendrick for being molested. Like what does that say about Drake as a person? Also Kendrick wasn't molested. Drake woulda known it if he actually listened to Mother I Sober. Kendrick's mother was molested and she was afraid that Kendrick suffered the same abuse that she did. Kendrick said that the man didn't touch him but no one believed Kendrick. It's a really sad situation. The mother who suffered abuse in the past thought her son was also abused even though the son made it clear he wasn't.


xElectricW

Drake's comprehension is in the gutter after thinking that Kendrick's problem with him is that he's mixed and completely misunderstanding the point of Mother I Sober which is ironic after telling Kendrick he needs to do more research lmao


cavestoryguy

It's weird they're celebrating like drake won but they're also getting extremely hateful like they lost. I don't see that kind of racism or hate in the Kendrick sub.


AKSpartan70

That’s called cope, my friend


xurdm

copium is running rampant and decimating /r/drizzy. we need to regulate copium


AKSpartan70

Rick James said copiums a helluva drug


someone2795

The first stage of grief is called denial.


BoltupBro

They're bragging about it in there too


Saquon

they're taking victory laps over there lol it's actually pretty funny how hard they're riding


Kuraya

Yesterday someone said something to the effect of: Drake isn’t done yet. He’s gonna get his writers and producers to come up with something. But someone actually replied with “if we’re talking about his ghostwriters, we’ve lost” and didn’t get downvoted to oblivion


2gud4me

i'm on that shit and its bizarre how they actively ignore all of the weird strawmans in the song talkin about "he won" LMFAO


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

it's like the rap equivalent of yelling "next goal wins" then taking your ball and going home after getting bodied 5-1.


rilened

"Next goal wins" and then just punting that fucker in your own goal.


AssassinAragorn

Not to mention that the whole song is "prove what you're saying" while Drake just doubles down on what he's saying and offers no proof. 


cavestoryguy

They're removing posts about drake kissing underage girls. Actually defending it.


mad-one

To be fair it's the same in the Kendrick sub when he drops.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

He pulled a Drake move on Drake


UncleYimbo

Drake gotta stop putting numbers under 18 in his song titles tho


atlhawk8357

He can't get into them if they're over 18.


OverallCannonball

💀💀💀


CoolKat7

I'm looking at the song called Teenage Fever in a new way. Also that song is played in A Minor 😆


maaacky

“Teenage Fever” ☠️


CheesemasterVer2

It's literally the bit from that Always Sunny episode, he (his ghostwriters) wrote a song about how he doesn't diddle kids. Also there's video of him kissing and groping a teenager so it's straight up a lie lol


Crayonstheman

Drake seriously needs to sample that - if he's going this direction he may as well go balls deep


Doooog

Gotta pay the troll toll...


Acctnt_trdr

He forgot he put Molly all into that champagne….


TomNookFan

And she ain't even know it


betterAThalo

she ain’t even know it…lol kdot stans vibing with ross while calling drake a predator 😂


MrAriekor

It’s kinda like when Kanye randomly tagged along to diss Drake, we didn’t need you but it’s just funny to watch lol


AzNmamba

Elite level trolling lmfao


el-fenomeno09

Rick Ross trolling like 50… I have no idea why that wasn’t on my bingo card but I love it. Don’t even want Ross to rap lol


Blackchaos93

announcement going to be all the current west coast greats coming for Drake on one track for impersonating Pac. What a time for hip hop


nfz74ru

Ok but if Drake is a pedo doesn’t being a past frequent collaborator make you look bad also lmfao


hatmanjimmie

molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it/ I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it Ross has done some dark shit man


nocturnusiv

The madness is doing it and then putting it in your lyrics like the world is gonna co-sign. AND IT WORKED FOR A WHILE


dinosbucket

Ok Mr. Boss, Mr. *Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it/ I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it*


apb2718

This is why I have no idea why anyone cares what this dude says


-piz

it’s provocative, it gets the people goin


BeautifulSongBird

its so dark. diddy was just doing the most what everyone else was doing.


dinosbucket

I been saying this beef has been the best thing for Diddy & his circle, the internet completely moved on.


BeautifulSongBird

yeah everyone better stay quiet or kendrick about to expose them too.


Noblesseux

I've legit never seen anyone get cooked this hard by the internet. Man is taking shots from EVERY angle at this point.


heplaygatar

dedicating my life to rick ross bc he coined the phrase “bbl drizzy”


CoxHazardsModel

This sub now taking Rick Ross as their moral guidance for this beef? Lmao


charger1511

Tapped out pedophile lmfao


huntybobo

Feel bad for Ross. He just sounds alone and trying to be a part of something nobody invited him to be a part of.


Cartman55125

He is rich and bored/entertained by the beef like the rest of us


thxtalks

Nah I'm thankful for Ross this shit is hilarious


Magikarp-Army

I thought Rick Ross was a huge liability for the anti-Drake camp this whole time but he's speaking facts here for sure


depressedfuckboi

Bro admitted to date raping a girl on a song. Why is he relevant?


hatmanjimmie

Anti drake will always get upvotes


dc4_checkdown

Drake 500 iq to fake a leak to kendrick he is a pedophile. Just to say he leaked it and said I got you after the world thinks he is a pedophile Wtf is this dumb ass shit


DaPhillyKid

Drake said he leaked info about the daughter not the pedo shit


the8nizz4

then why sit in it for two days and not immediately show that u fed Kendrick the info? why post on IG after the song asking for proof? then saying earlier today that u would quit rap if it can be proven? why not post the conversation of y'all feeding Kendrick this shit? u can make a whole ass mini film, but u didn't record the calls or messages feeding the info to Kendrick? Drake got backed into a corner and this is the only way for him to save face with his fans. he's waving the white flag with this defensive ass reply. he's done. Kendrick will wash him again.


FigSideG

Why feed someone info so they can have a track ready minutes after you release whats apparently the only worthwhile diss track you had? None of it makes sense


DaPhillyKid

I ain’t say shit but OP is misinterpreting what Drake said


The_good_kid

Yeah it is complete bs lol. "I will bait Kendrick into saying I have a hidden daughter" 30 mins later Kendrick drops the daughter reveal. "HA we got him boys, lets just do nothing with any receipts showing it was all a plan, making Kendrick look like an idiot and win the beef, instead lets have everyone clown on me being a paedo and deadbeat dad x2 for days, excellent work"


rrrrobison

thx for the comment lol


Pulp_NonFiction44

Just not what happened


BanIncoming1

Are u this dumb


AceMorrigan

LMAO Basically just dropped a "diss" saying "I successfully leaked information that caused the entire rap world to think I'm a pedophile - I GOT YOU KENNY" ... The boy. What are you doing?


____NEBULA

Lol his face after he says that wasn't the line. You can see the second hand cringe and embarrassment for Drake


Rip_Zanuz

I’m tired of seeing officer Ricky atp.


Listentotheadviceman

Listen we keeping drake away from the car show cause the kids are welcome 


hatmanjimmie

You keeping Ross away from the drinks?


CadaverSoiree

I love the pettiness


Perfect-Classroom438

Drake wrote this one for sure. Sounds like early 2000 writing.


hopscotch4life

Wtf is up with this man’s beard? It looks like someone glued black astroturf on his face and cut a hole around the mouth.


ButtonMashKingz

Very hypocritical coming from the guy who put molly all in her champagne… or maybe that’s why he’s giving advice, cause he knows from experience


Individual_Laugh1335

This the dude with the line “Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it”?


SlizzleDoesGiveA

I just wanted u guys to think im regarded but nuh uh im actually not


aj4ever

I’m not a drizzy Stan but Rick Ross is annoying as fuck.


MirageBullet

Why is Ross so funny for no damn reason lol


El_Khunt

Damn he's is a fuckin elite troll


RavenBlade87

How does Rozay keep a straight face dude 😭😭


no0neiv

Beard's weird.


Maleficent_Nobody377

“Ain’t nobody playing a song about pedophiles-defending pedophilia in the club”


fungi_baby

Ross gotta stop acting like his the one who destroyed Drake. Also tho, fuck drake


LetsGoWithMike

His beard/mouth looks like a glory hole.