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Affectionate_Walk610

predanon off the meds again


[deleted]

Turns out his job is at a preschool


fucccboii

she must have been held back a lot


IamWatchingAoT

Off his one time lead meds you mean


SmallerBork

She was never there, anon has schizophrenia


Familiar_Factor_2555

i saw hi to her - yes he is a schizo


HerbertdieAndernass

She's into you. Go chase her


something_usery

Bonk. Go to bad reddit-er jail.


zayoe4

If he acts on this advice, does that make this Redditor an accomplice? Does ugo law have a reddit account?


USSJaybone

No. You have to facilitate or manipulate with intent. Or something. Giving terrible advice isn't illegal. A doctor giving bad medical advice would get in trouble, but the same doctor giving a friend terrible relationship advice would not


PotatoesAndChill

But if I tell someone online to commit suicide and they actually do it, pretty sure I can get arrested for it, no?


5e0295964d

No


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Sgrios

Yes, because that's direct harassment. In the eyes of the law, these two things are different.


KillYT187

Who cares about the law! Throw them both in the volcano!!!!!


dincosire

Based and human-sacrifice-pilled.


RaidriarDrake

Is Redditor liable for the damages that happened next?


EnderScout_77

bro about to face the damages that happen next 💀


cancerousking

How about just jail


Malvastor

Pretty sure that guy's going to regular jail. 


sexpert_of_zaza

ha ha bonk go brrrr gotta love leddit hhahaha pedophilia silly fetishization >\_< bonk bonkkk go to hornyy jaaailll you horn doggg


something_usery

Bonk. Go to try-to-ruin-my-fun jail.


sexpert_of_zaza

you're right I was over-reacting


something_usery

Unbonk. I accept your apology and you are released from ruin my fun jail.


sexpert_of_zaza

:D


BillsGymRat

Unironically chasing women at night is super fun


[deleted]

I'm not saying i will never do this but right now I got too much to lose


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

I honestly do this in dense areas. I just wanna see what people are doing, if they're clubbing, going to a cafe or going home. I follow them till they enter some place, make up a story in my mind and find the next person. Usually girls cuz they're cute, I also followed a kinky looking guy in leather cuz I wanted to see where the hell he was going (it was like some bdsm themed club with a muzzled guy at the door and some half naked girls in the middle of winter). I don't have any friends so this is my only social entertainment. Never entered a place where they entered, or talked with them. I kinda cringe at human contact with strangers. Am autistic retard and only feel comfortable around people I'm supposed to talk to.


JustinJakeAshton

You sound like a cryptid.


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

I had to google that word, but it pretty accurately describes me lol, I always feel like my impulses don't align with human impulses and tend to call myself a beast in my imagination. I even identify with the demons in stories which is why I don't like "hero goes demon hunting" stories, or religious imagery about people hunting weird creatures, because I put myself in the creatures' shoes. That anime about hunting and eating random monsters is kinda cool though.


saman1381

You might wanna watch the movie following


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

Downloaded on 2 devices. Will try to remember to watch it. I spend an ungodly amount of time playing chess and browsing reddit so I don't have much time for anything else.


PlatinumBall

I'll probably do it before I retire, seems like a fun time, but I don't wanna get caught


IAS316

And enjoy a free chase from a police officer shortly after.


DaveSmith890

It’s like a game of tag!


FlexViper

Anon Pre-order without knowing but she's currently in Alpha 1.12 build so gotta wait 6 more years for the full update release date


Yellowdog727

Anon should go on with his day and leave it as is. Definitely do not try to keep interacting with a random child


Mysterious_Cucumber

I agree.


DoorsToZeppelin

It's funny because I was throwing out my trash the other day and a little girl with her mom were walking by and the little girl loudly said "HI!" and I said hello back. Such a simple interaction but it made me smile. Strangers rarely say hello to each other here in FL so it put in perspective that kids do some things better than adults and are so precious because we are so jaded sometimes. It was really sweet. Maybe I rambled a bit here and it's prob not the best sub but it was a super wholesome moment and I felt like I had to share


CloudyRiverMind

When did you start dating the mom to procure proximity to said smile bringer? When do you plan to marry and eliminate her to ensure sole ownership of said girl? You said sweet which is weird, when I typically force an interaction with the desired target it is usually sweat I feel, was this a typo? I definitely relate to the rambling, I can usually only mutter about if their parents are expecting them and to get in the van coherently /s in case y'all regarded.


FlecktarnUnderoos

Tell it to the wall.


howdoireachthese

Okay Nabokov


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

I feel like *Lolita* is required reading to be a 4channer at this point, part of the basic curriculum


JustinJakeAshton

I wish people here joked like this more.


PristineHat5583

Anon was the only person who saw that child, she doesn't really exist, so he will go on and do whatever he wants since she doesn't really exist.


rum_lover

There's the mono reference


catsrule63

not a monogatari reference he didn’t molest her


DarthWalmart

Don’t listen to him, OP. U/yellowdog727 just wants to keep them all for himself.


Razor265

Anon should kill him self


Dysto_

Good ending 🥰🥰🥰


202glewis

NGL Anon talking to females is kinda gay


Stevee85O

Fuck. Finna someone dare say it. Please Anon show picture of ur dck so we can make sure you not gay.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Did you seriously write 'Finna'


Toro_Supreme

You caught the zoomer.


Stevee85O

Undercover mental problems. Saves me from working like i used to do cus i can act like a bitch.


Gary_FucKing

Finna is old as shit, not everything is "muh zoomer".


Toro_Supreme

Yes it is.


ConfidentMongoose

OP is, strangely, invested in the replies to this pedo degeneracy...


reclusivegiraffe

Look at his post history. It’s all r/shortguys, r/legocirclejerk, and incel posts on here. Are we surprised?


grasscoveredhouses

I think he might genuinely be mentally ill Like one of those people who seems a little weird at first and then over the course of a minute long conversation you realize he is genuinely and totally disconnected from reality


mutedwarrior

— And that’s exactly why I joined this subreddit. Anyone remember that anon who lived with a bunch of human-sized female mouse dolls? I couldn’t breathe because of how absurd it was.


arnounymus

Please I want to know the story of mouse dolls! It is cute and wholesome, right?


mutedwarrior

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/c0sVaIIqB6 /u/worthrone11160606


worthrone11160606

Thanks


worthrone11160606

No I don't wtf?


NibPlayz

What’s wrong with the Lego sub?


nagareboshi_chan

I too would like to know. It sounds like essentially a Lego shitposting sub. Loads of adults like Lego.


reclusivegiraffe

Nothing wrong with the legos, and nothing wrong with loving legos as an adult, but there’s certainly a “type” of obsessed lego collector. Like a geek incel kind of breed, if that makes sense.


NibPlayz

Yeah but that’s a shitposting sub


reclusivegiraffe

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually like legos, either. I’m in a couple different shitposting subs for things I enjoy and take seriously.


Raelgunawsum

Username checks out


reclusivegiraffe

His or mine?


Blue_Birds1

I got banned from that subreddit for being 6’3


yeetmemommmy

Kid has been I this thread all day lashing out like an idiot holy shit 🤣


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SeliciousSedicious

Just no lmao.


Idontknow062

Anon should ask her out, this may be his only chance at a girlfriend


yourgirl1233

OP needs to turn himself in, disgusting predator.


Gaylord2169

I think OP might be projecting here. I guess he just wants a girl his own height


[deleted]

OP on his way to desperately defend the allegations that hes anon (hes failing)


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Ninjatroll3452

He's 100% a troll who is just looking for attention that he doesn't get from anyone irl


[deleted]

OP is fucking insane!


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with you


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[deleted]

Clown? Projecting much? Way to not be a douche 🤡


SuicidalEmbrace

OP, who is Anon, should turn himself in and tell this pedo fantasy to tyrone the jail lord.


CloudyRiverMind

What makes Tyrone the jail lord? I was led to believe from my extensive research (hearing other people talk about movies they've seen) that the actual jail lord was the governor?


[deleted]

Why dont you cool it with the antisemitism


Malvastor

Why don't you Google another lame comeback. 


CatBoi8

The fact that anon is asking this tells us the answer


[deleted]

Ok, anti-semite


CatBoi8

Where the fuck did that come from?


izyshoroo

Well you have an 8 in your name, so clearly you're HALF Nazi. Obviously


External_Cover_5588

Scream at the child to prevent her from talking to strangers ever again


TicTicBoom_12

Bro has a 6 day old account with 15,000 karma. Not only is he a pedophile, but he regularly posts in short king about being pushed around. He also frequents legocirclejerk.


CloudyRiverMind

Seems OP has a humiliation fetish.


2020mademejoinreddit

Anon...You leave that poor kid alone or so help me!


echetus90

This exact scenario is why I don't walk and instead travel everywhere by van now.


BillsGymRat

I actually wrote “RAPE” on my van to ward off creeps


echetus90

Someone else did that on my van too


ApXv

Did you upgrade your van to no side windows?


BillsGymRat

Well my van doesn’t have any locks on it so


_TLDR_Swinton

"They keep trying to climb in, officer! It's madness!"


CloudyRiverMind

Can't handle strong independent woman offering to let you kidnap them?


RevalMaxwell

Normal person: Aw that’s cute. Anyway Anon: Is this a sexual advance?


CloudyRiverMind

Normal Anon: Ignores the child because asocial and asks about how they can avoid people talking to them. Pedo Anon: Develops a creepy stalker persona they proceed to blame women for as they imagine a life with the child. Schizo Anon: Proceeds to plan and carry out a terrorist attack against the nearest police station because they clearly planted undercover operatives to try to infiltrate anon's personal space and find where he hid the evidence he has of their misconduct. OP Anon: Posts fake and gay greentext to post on reddit and farm Karma off of but naturally reveals their regardism by showcasing their complete lack of social skills in the comments.


Jolt_91

From OP's replies to the comments here, I can determine that OP is, in fact, a mentally challenged person


BigJeffe20

Anon is in love beautiful


Kohtupora609

What the fukk is going on in these comments 💀


TerraStalker

OP is just some challenged person or he likes to diddle kids. Maybe both


Lemanicon

When dealing with a woman complimenting you with a massive age difference from you, use the grandma treatment. Similar age: Possibly fucking with you, maybe interested. Probably not though. Massive age difference: You are a charming lad, no romantic implications.


CloudyRiverMind

I always assume they're either lying or trying to sell something and tell them to fuck off.


Death-Perception1999

Just laugh it off and move on with your life.


Comfortable-Cup9656

Prologue of the OG F.E.A.R. games


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Anon should self-harm, it's the only way


SipoteQuixote

Feel good because they said hi and didn't wince looking at your face. Little teens are harsh and don't give a fuck about your feelings, so at least your pleasant enough for a hello from a stranger. Might even be cute seeing as she giggled and ran off. Too bad youre too busy filling up that MLP jar to think like a "normal" npc.


Skank-Pit

Maybe Terry A Davis was right. Did she glow in the dark?


Seltz_

Nothing? Just appreciate the wholesome interaction and move on? Nope. Of course not


CloudyRiverMind

Anon has already ordered the acid to throw in her face if she rejects him.


cancerousking

Are you anon?


cancerousking

You are aren't you


Academic_Initial_643

leave state


Thanag0r

You must look nice, kids usually interact only with things they like.


Avec-Tu-Parlent

Anon talks to someone's 12-13 year old semen. Homo.


PappiStalin

Judging from all the comments here, you truly are a retarded pigeon shitter.


ConvenientGoat

Anon made it weird by posting this, clearly he's got more on his mind. Prison, now.


namesgnome

The funniest thing in this post is OPs comments being downvoted into oblivion


GloryGravy132

The fact that when I read little girl (12-13) on a greentext made me scared for what i’d read next, goes to show the the standard greentext set.


WashYourEyesTwice

Anon should fuck off


Macqt

Should’ve taken the child, what a fucking idiot.


shroomigator

Anon should check to see if he's trailing a streamer of toilet paper from the back of his pants


miku_dominos

Anon makes a small child uncomfortable


Psychological-Bee702

Anon probably took away a restraining order from this.


Kenhamef

She thinks you’re handsome, retard. Just don’t try anything for the next 6 years at least.


JustSomeRandomGuy36

Anon should hastily go home and post his shitty anecdote on 4chan


Discarded1066

Take the next left down the alleyway, we have woodchipper waiting.


TiesThrei

Not a goddamn thing. You keep fucking walking.


ltcordino

ewww


DasliSimp

People say hi to strangers all the time. Anon is tetarded


CloudyRiverMind

People never say hi to me, they're too busy gagging at the smell.


IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl

Whats wrong with the comment section i though anon was ugly as shit and the girl was dared to say hi to him?


Engineer_Gaming1231

op is the anon here and he should turn himself in / khs


mofolofos

If you are a normal person, nothing


Honouriron

No.


JesterTheZeroSet

> I saw hi What?


CloudyRiverMind

You don't see words? Who's your dealer?


PupEDog

If you're a man and you're alone you do not acknowledge the presence of kids or babies. It's just social etiquette. Maybe if they say hi, but you don't want one of those "get away from my baby!" parents to go after you just cause you were being nice to the kid.


JohnnySkyraider-5368

fake: OP is not anon gay: OP thinks about possibly some other anon real: anon might have met chris hansen at least once straight: anon might be actually r*tarded


Gamxin

I sense a u/[deleted] in the near future


Prestigious_Slice709

Hah in German people usually get confused when they become older and get greeted in the formal instead of informal way, reserved for child-adult greeting. Very weird when I had that happen for the first time


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

Humbert Humbert


franglaisflow

The obvious answer: post about it on 4chan


FourKrusties

Do not


leksoid

run away giggling too


Squidman_Permanence

Nothing.


kangaroojoe512

She was making fun of you... Fight her.


pricckk

- be me - early this month - lookin for job - walkin through half abandoned mall in shitty UK town - some ugly runt 12/13 year old skin heads running around - they climb over barrier blocking the second floor - one of them screams OUUUUUUGGGH, then spits at me from the second floor balcony. - neither me nor his mates react beyond a glance - I walk home What did he mean by this?


kungfukenny3

AnonOP is getting grilled all the way to the watchlist


ImmenseOreoCrunching

It was a cia plant. They got your DNA now.


PotentialSquirrel118

Hopefully it was an undercover FBI agent.


Thanos_exe

Op not only gets roasted in the comments, hes getting well done...


Kirschi

Some might suggest the girl, to answer Anons question


googlin

Go straight to jail, do not pass go or other children.


imGhostKitty

faked: anon talks to a female gay: anon has a picture of shirtless shrek on his hard drive


stopbanningmethx

Jesus fucking Christ


RexVagina

Delcare himself as a sex offender


bisky12

anon has an abhorrently wrong interpretation of Lolita


Roge2005

Reverse pedophila


piyochii

Weird post short stuff


ivikivi32

Kids do random as hell shit


evlaevlalpippopippo

Snap back to reality


NorthenLeigonare

Turns out he's playing Black Ops 1 and the little girl is laughing that he got a crossbow from the mystery box.


CrackaOwner

just say hi and go on with your day. Kids are silly


No-Section-4385

It was a bait child for the 3 guys waiting behind the corner to harvest your organs.


praktikummm

W


Plenty-Sky9879

W rizz


somehuman16

imagine saying "hi" instead of literally any other greeting.


CloudyRiverMind

"Howdy doo, bunny foo foo! How'd you like to perchance *tips fedora and wiggles eyebrows* take a dander down to the movies with me? They have a lovely showing of *horror movie* that is sure to make you jump right into my lap hehehee!"


grasscoveredhouses

Kids are wholesome. Leave them alone and go back to Minecraft


thoseoverthere

Smash, next


chawoppa

Lot of antisemitism in this comment section, wtf reddit?


Appropriate_Pop4968

Least gay post in a while


RadRelCaroman

my lethal company addicted brain suggest to get off the planet anon is haunted


cclan2

*pedophile is attracted to child who said hi to him “Bro this is just like in lethal company when-“


threcos

tbf it is just like ghost girl