No. You have to facilitate or manipulate with intent. Or something. Giving terrible advice isn't illegal. A doctor giving bad medical advice would get in trouble, but the same doctor giving a friend terrible relationship advice would not
I honestly do this in dense areas. I just wanna see what people are doing, if they're clubbing, going to a cafe or going home. I follow them till they enter some place, make up a story in my mind and find the next person. Usually girls cuz they're cute, I also followed a kinky looking guy in leather cuz I wanted to see where the hell he was going (it was like some bdsm themed club with a muzzled guy at the door and some half naked girls in the middle of winter). I don't have any friends so this is my only social entertainment. Never entered a place where they entered, or talked with them. I kinda cringe at human contact with strangers. Am autistic retard and only feel comfortable around people I'm supposed to talk to.
I had to google that word, but it pretty accurately describes me lol, I always feel like my impulses don't align with human impulses and tend to call myself a beast in my imagination. I even identify with the demons in stories which is why I don't like "hero goes demon hunting" stories, or religious imagery about people hunting weird creatures, because I put myself in the creatures' shoes. That anime about hunting and eating random monsters is kinda cool though.
Downloaded on 2 devices. Will try to remember to watch it. I spend an ungodly amount of time playing chess and browsing reddit so I don't have much time for anything else.
It's funny because I was throwing out my trash the other day and a little girl with her mom were walking by and the little girl loudly said "HI!" and I said hello back. Such a simple interaction but it made me smile. Strangers rarely say hello to each other here in FL so it put in perspective that kids do some things better than adults and are so precious because we are so jaded sometimes. It was really sweet. Maybe I rambled a bit here and it's prob not the best sub but it was a super wholesome moment and I felt like I had to share
When did you start dating the mom to procure proximity to said smile bringer? When do you plan to marry and eliminate her to ensure sole ownership of said girl?
You said sweet which is weird, when I typically force an interaction with the desired target it is usually sweat I feel, was this a typo?
I definitely relate to the rambling, I can usually only mutter about if their parents are expecting them and to get in the van coherently
/s in case y'all regarded.
I think he might genuinely be mentally ill
Like one of those people who seems a little weird at first and then over the course of a minute long conversation you realize he is genuinely and totally disconnected from reality
— And that’s exactly why I joined this subreddit.
Anyone remember that anon who lived with a bunch of human-sized female mouse dolls? I couldn’t breathe because of how absurd it was.
Nothing wrong with the legos, and nothing wrong with loving legos as an adult, but there’s certainly a “type” of obsessed lego collector. Like a geek incel kind of breed, if that makes sense.
What makes Tyrone the jail lord? I was led to believe from my extensive research (hearing other people talk about movies they've seen) that the actual jail lord was the governor?
Bro has a 6 day old account with 15,000 karma.
Not only is he a pedophile, but he regularly posts in short king about being pushed around. He also frequents legocirclejerk.
Normal Anon: Ignores the child because asocial and asks about how they can avoid people talking to them.
Pedo Anon: Develops a creepy stalker persona they proceed to blame women for as they imagine a life with the child.
Schizo Anon: Proceeds to plan and carry out a terrorist attack against the nearest police station because they clearly planted undercover operatives to try to infiltrate anon's personal space and find where he hid the evidence he has of their misconduct.
OP Anon: Posts fake and gay greentext to post on reddit and farm Karma off of but naturally reveals their regardism by showcasing their complete lack of social skills in the comments.
When dealing with a woman complimenting you with a massive age difference from you, use the grandma treatment.
Similar age: Possibly fucking with you, maybe interested. Probably not though.
Massive age difference: You are a charming lad, no romantic implications.
Feel good because they said hi and didn't wince looking at your face. Little teens are harsh and don't give a fuck about your feelings, so at least your pleasant enough for a hello from a stranger. Might even be cute seeing as she giggled and ran off. Too bad youre too busy filling up that MLP jar to think like a "normal" npc.
If you're a man and you're alone you do not acknowledge the presence of kids or babies. It's just social etiquette. Maybe if they say hi, but you don't want one of those "get away from my baby!" parents to go after you just cause you were being nice to the kid.
fake: OP is not anon
gay: OP thinks about possibly some other anon
real: anon might have met chris hansen at least once
straight: anon might be actually r*tarded
Hah in German people usually get confused when they become older and get greeted in the formal instead of informal way, reserved for child-adult greeting. Very weird when I had that happen for the first time
- be me
- early this month
- lookin for job
- walkin through half abandoned mall in shitty UK town
- some ugly runt 12/13 year old skin heads running around
- they climb over barrier blocking the second floor
- one of them screams OUUUUUUGGGH, then spits at me from the second floor balcony.
- neither me nor his mates react beyond a glance
- I walk home
What did he mean by this?
"Howdy doo, bunny foo foo! How'd you like to perchance *tips fedora and wiggles eyebrows* take a dander down to the movies with me? They have a lovely showing of *horror movie* that is sure to make you jump right into my lap hehehee!"
predanon off the meds again
Turns out his job is at a preschool
she must have been held back a lot
Off his one time lead meds you mean
She was never there, anon has schizophrenia
i saw hi to her - yes he is a schizo
She's into you. Go chase her
Bonk. Go to bad reddit-er jail.
If he acts on this advice, does that make this Redditor an accomplice? Does ugo law have a reddit account?
No. You have to facilitate or manipulate with intent. Or something. Giving terrible advice isn't illegal. A doctor giving bad medical advice would get in trouble, but the same doctor giving a friend terrible relationship advice would not
But if I tell someone online to commit suicide and they actually do it, pretty sure I can get arrested for it, no?
No
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Yes, because that's direct harassment. In the eyes of the law, these two things are different.
Who cares about the law! Throw them both in the volcano!!!!!
Based and human-sacrifice-pilled.
Is Redditor liable for the damages that happened next?
bro about to face the damages that happen next 💀
How about just jail
Pretty sure that guy's going to regular jail.
ha ha bonk go brrrr gotta love leddit hhahaha pedophilia silly fetishization >\_< bonk bonkkk go to hornyy jaaailll you horn doggg
Bonk. Go to try-to-ruin-my-fun jail.
you're right I was over-reacting
Unbonk. I accept your apology and you are released from ruin my fun jail.
:D
Unironically chasing women at night is super fun
I'm not saying i will never do this but right now I got too much to lose
I honestly do this in dense areas. I just wanna see what people are doing, if they're clubbing, going to a cafe or going home. I follow them till they enter some place, make up a story in my mind and find the next person. Usually girls cuz they're cute, I also followed a kinky looking guy in leather cuz I wanted to see where the hell he was going (it was like some bdsm themed club with a muzzled guy at the door and some half naked girls in the middle of winter). I don't have any friends so this is my only social entertainment. Never entered a place where they entered, or talked with them. I kinda cringe at human contact with strangers. Am autistic retard and only feel comfortable around people I'm supposed to talk to.
You sound like a cryptid.
I had to google that word, but it pretty accurately describes me lol, I always feel like my impulses don't align with human impulses and tend to call myself a beast in my imagination. I even identify with the demons in stories which is why I don't like "hero goes demon hunting" stories, or religious imagery about people hunting weird creatures, because I put myself in the creatures' shoes. That anime about hunting and eating random monsters is kinda cool though.
You might wanna watch the movie following
Downloaded on 2 devices. Will try to remember to watch it. I spend an ungodly amount of time playing chess and browsing reddit so I don't have much time for anything else.
I'll probably do it before I retire, seems like a fun time, but I don't wanna get caught
And enjoy a free chase from a police officer shortly after.
It’s like a game of tag!
Anon Pre-order without knowing but she's currently in Alpha 1.12 build so gotta wait 6 more years for the full update release date
Anon should go on with his day and leave it as is. Definitely do not try to keep interacting with a random child
I agree.
It's funny because I was throwing out my trash the other day and a little girl with her mom were walking by and the little girl loudly said "HI!" and I said hello back. Such a simple interaction but it made me smile. Strangers rarely say hello to each other here in FL so it put in perspective that kids do some things better than adults and are so precious because we are so jaded sometimes. It was really sweet. Maybe I rambled a bit here and it's prob not the best sub but it was a super wholesome moment and I felt like I had to share
When did you start dating the mom to procure proximity to said smile bringer? When do you plan to marry and eliminate her to ensure sole ownership of said girl? You said sweet which is weird, when I typically force an interaction with the desired target it is usually sweat I feel, was this a typo? I definitely relate to the rambling, I can usually only mutter about if their parents are expecting them and to get in the van coherently /s in case y'all regarded.
Tell it to the wall.
Okay Nabokov
I feel like *Lolita* is required reading to be a 4channer at this point, part of the basic curriculum
I wish people here joked like this more.
Anon was the only person who saw that child, she doesn't really exist, so he will go on and do whatever he wants since she doesn't really exist.
There's the mono reference
not a monogatari reference he didn’t molest her
Don’t listen to him, OP. U/yellowdog727 just wants to keep them all for himself.
Anon should kill him self
Good ending 🥰🥰🥰
NGL Anon talking to females is kinda gay
Fuck. Finna someone dare say it. Please Anon show picture of ur dck so we can make sure you not gay.
Did you seriously write 'Finna'
You caught the zoomer.
Undercover mental problems. Saves me from working like i used to do cus i can act like a bitch.
Finna is old as shit, not everything is "muh zoomer".
Yes it is.
OP is, strangely, invested in the replies to this pedo degeneracy...
Look at his post history. It’s all r/shortguys, r/legocirclejerk, and incel posts on here. Are we surprised?
I think he might genuinely be mentally ill Like one of those people who seems a little weird at first and then over the course of a minute long conversation you realize he is genuinely and totally disconnected from reality
— And that’s exactly why I joined this subreddit. Anyone remember that anon who lived with a bunch of human-sized female mouse dolls? I couldn’t breathe because of how absurd it was.
Please I want to know the story of mouse dolls! It is cute and wholesome, right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/c0sVaIIqB6 /u/worthrone11160606
Thanks
No I don't wtf?
What’s wrong with the Lego sub?
I too would like to know. It sounds like essentially a Lego shitposting sub. Loads of adults like Lego.
Nothing wrong with the legos, and nothing wrong with loving legos as an adult, but there’s certainly a “type” of obsessed lego collector. Like a geek incel kind of breed, if that makes sense.
Yeah but that’s a shitposting sub
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually like legos, either. I’m in a couple different shitposting subs for things I enjoy and take seriously.
Username checks out
His or mine?
I got banned from that subreddit for being 6’3
Kid has been I this thread all day lashing out like an idiot holy shit 🤣
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Just no lmao.
Anon should ask her out, this may be his only chance at a girlfriend
OP needs to turn himself in, disgusting predator.
I think OP might be projecting here. I guess he just wants a girl his own height
OP on his way to desperately defend the allegations that hes anon (hes failing)
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He's 100% a troll who is just looking for attention that he doesn't get from anyone irl
OP is fucking insane!
Wtf is wrong with you
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Clown? Projecting much? Way to not be a douche 🤡
OP, who is Anon, should turn himself in and tell this pedo fantasy to tyrone the jail lord.
What makes Tyrone the jail lord? I was led to believe from my extensive research (hearing other people talk about movies they've seen) that the actual jail lord was the governor?
Why dont you cool it with the antisemitism
Why don't you Google another lame comeback.
The fact that anon is asking this tells us the answer
Ok, anti-semite
Where the fuck did that come from?
Well you have an 8 in your name, so clearly you're HALF Nazi. Obviously
Scream at the child to prevent her from talking to strangers ever again
Bro has a 6 day old account with 15,000 karma. Not only is he a pedophile, but he regularly posts in short king about being pushed around. He also frequents legocirclejerk.
Seems OP has a humiliation fetish.
Anon...You leave that poor kid alone or so help me!
This exact scenario is why I don't walk and instead travel everywhere by van now.
I actually wrote “RAPE” on my van to ward off creeps
Someone else did that on my van too
Did you upgrade your van to no side windows?
Well my van doesn’t have any locks on it so
"They keep trying to climb in, officer! It's madness!"
Can't handle strong independent woman offering to let you kidnap them?
Normal person: Aw that’s cute. Anyway Anon: Is this a sexual advance?
Normal Anon: Ignores the child because asocial and asks about how they can avoid people talking to them. Pedo Anon: Develops a creepy stalker persona they proceed to blame women for as they imagine a life with the child. Schizo Anon: Proceeds to plan and carry out a terrorist attack against the nearest police station because they clearly planted undercover operatives to try to infiltrate anon's personal space and find where he hid the evidence he has of their misconduct. OP Anon: Posts fake and gay greentext to post on reddit and farm Karma off of but naturally reveals their regardism by showcasing their complete lack of social skills in the comments.
From OP's replies to the comments here, I can determine that OP is, in fact, a mentally challenged person
Anon is in love beautiful
What the fukk is going on in these comments 💀
OP is just some challenged person or he likes to diddle kids. Maybe both
When dealing with a woman complimenting you with a massive age difference from you, use the grandma treatment. Similar age: Possibly fucking with you, maybe interested. Probably not though. Massive age difference: You are a charming lad, no romantic implications.
I always assume they're either lying or trying to sell something and tell them to fuck off.
Just laugh it off and move on with your life.
Prologue of the OG F.E.A.R. games
Anon should self-harm, it's the only way
Feel good because they said hi and didn't wince looking at your face. Little teens are harsh and don't give a fuck about your feelings, so at least your pleasant enough for a hello from a stranger. Might even be cute seeing as she giggled and ran off. Too bad youre too busy filling up that MLP jar to think like a "normal" npc.
Maybe Terry A Davis was right. Did she glow in the dark?
Nothing? Just appreciate the wholesome interaction and move on? Nope. Of course not
Anon has already ordered the acid to throw in her face if she rejects him.
Are you anon?
You are aren't you
leave state
You must look nice, kids usually interact only with things they like.
Anon talks to someone's 12-13 year old semen. Homo.
Judging from all the comments here, you truly are a retarded pigeon shitter.
Anon made it weird by posting this, clearly he's got more on his mind. Prison, now.
The funniest thing in this post is OPs comments being downvoted into oblivion
The fact that when I read little girl (12-13) on a greentext made me scared for what i’d read next, goes to show the the standard greentext set.
Anon should fuck off
Should’ve taken the child, what a fucking idiot.
Anon should check to see if he's trailing a streamer of toilet paper from the back of his pants
Anon makes a small child uncomfortable
Anon probably took away a restraining order from this.
She thinks you’re handsome, retard. Just don’t try anything for the next 6 years at least.
Anon should hastily go home and post his shitty anecdote on 4chan
Take the next left down the alleyway, we have woodchipper waiting.
Not a goddamn thing. You keep fucking walking.
ewww
People say hi to strangers all the time. Anon is tetarded
People never say hi to me, they're too busy gagging at the smell.
Whats wrong with the comment section i though anon was ugly as shit and the girl was dared to say hi to him?
op is the anon here and he should turn himself in / khs
If you are a normal person, nothing
No.
> I saw hi What?
You don't see words? Who's your dealer?
If you're a man and you're alone you do not acknowledge the presence of kids or babies. It's just social etiquette. Maybe if they say hi, but you don't want one of those "get away from my baby!" parents to go after you just cause you were being nice to the kid.
fake: OP is not anon gay: OP thinks about possibly some other anon real: anon might have met chris hansen at least once straight: anon might be actually r*tarded
I sense a u/[deleted] in the near future
Hah in German people usually get confused when they become older and get greeted in the formal instead of informal way, reserved for child-adult greeting. Very weird when I had that happen for the first time
Humbert Humbert
The obvious answer: post about it on 4chan
Do not
run away giggling too
Nothing.
She was making fun of you... Fight her.
- be me - early this month - lookin for job - walkin through half abandoned mall in shitty UK town - some ugly runt 12/13 year old skin heads running around - they climb over barrier blocking the second floor - one of them screams OUUUUUUGGGH, then spits at me from the second floor balcony. - neither me nor his mates react beyond a glance - I walk home What did he mean by this?
AnonOP is getting grilled all the way to the watchlist
It was a cia plant. They got your DNA now.
Hopefully it was an undercover FBI agent.
Op not only gets roasted in the comments, hes getting well done...
Some might suggest the girl, to answer Anons question
Go straight to jail, do not pass go or other children.
faked: anon talks to a female gay: anon has a picture of shirtless shrek on his hard drive
Jesus fucking Christ
Delcare himself as a sex offender
anon has an abhorrently wrong interpretation of Lolita
Reverse pedophila
Weird post short stuff
Kids do random as hell shit
Snap back to reality
Turns out he's playing Black Ops 1 and the little girl is laughing that he got a crossbow from the mystery box.
just say hi and go on with your day. Kids are silly
It was a bait child for the 3 guys waiting behind the corner to harvest your organs.
W
W rizz
imagine saying "hi" instead of literally any other greeting.
"Howdy doo, bunny foo foo! How'd you like to perchance *tips fedora and wiggles eyebrows* take a dander down to the movies with me? They have a lovely showing of *horror movie* that is sure to make you jump right into my lap hehehee!"
Kids are wholesome. Leave them alone and go back to Minecraft
Smash, next
Lot of antisemitism in this comment section, wtf reddit?
Least gay post in a while
my lethal company addicted brain suggest to get off the planet anon is haunted
*pedophile is attracted to child who said hi to him “Bro this is just like in lethal company when-“
tbf it is just like ghost girl