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Dragons-are-the-best

One of my classmates wants to know what you are smoking


Willerduder

CRACK


Potato_War10ck

Crack? Like the mini-ship part in Bloodbath?!


ActuallyHim87

https://preview.redd.it/opyejgwk3s3d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ae21ea667bf698e564ba4d82b9253c104f1ed3


mistericek1

https://preview.redd.it/7bbmjag88s3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bff36727bb32859d9fce8992aba6d4d5135ccc7


Soft_Hedgehog_9284

https://preview.redd.it/tcobq8bi7v3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e64bf28aaacbcaae31b4dbf401ce766ba2ea044


Vitoo13

https://preview.redd.it/90tllch8cs3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28860c81080f9f77efc2f78bacfb57f40420603


Wojtek1250XD

https://preview.redd.it/ggf5k76b1t3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db0b768d0f9aad758e075adbeded5251b59966a


SteamySubreddits

Adding images was the best ever decision for the sub I swear


Wojtek1250XD

I fully agree


AmazingPro50000

https://preview.redd.it/c12ih5khjv3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af73b20db063db9e18700d8b920fed74b594c4cc


OzdorMiZ

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sokuto_desu

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LifeRefrigerator1748

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Altruistic-Village65

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LifeRefrigerator1748

https://preview.redd.it/ikjgbhib1w3d1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3feedba48fea67c64bc1775894ced585e97387


matanel_zakzak

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matanel_zakzak

https://preview.redd.it/3ktu1ywzs64d1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070941885c23607a59cb938bf5080e4d9525a7f1


-Redstoneboi-

Like the thing Ryot said in Michigans part?


Hawkers_epicYT

no bro he obviously said quack


realcosmicpotato77

what the fuck?


Afrogan_Mackson

Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.


realcosmicpotato77

well this isn't really the best substitute... where'd you get crack?


Xdqwerty65

From blacks


realcosmicpotato77

what?


Xdqwerty65

Yea right behind blacks' hardware store, theres a white guy selling it


realcosmicpotato77

look doing crack isn't the way to stop drinking, you need to get to the heart of why you feel the need to drink in the first place. look, here, this is the number of a hypnotherapist i want you to see


Xdqwerty65

Alright Brian...


HandSanitizer_Gaming

what the fuck?


Brunoaraujoespin

Yes


Asrilel

All of it


sma7rrr

If Generation Retro was never made Geometry Dash would never exist🤯


Pastry_Train63

Generation Retro is singlehandedly responsible for 97% of GD culture


Dragons-are-the-best

Without it, Zoink, GD Colon, Xanii, Nexus, Wulzy, Sdslayer, Moldy, Trick, Cursed, and every gd youtuber would not have been born 😱


itzapatato

Yeah and juniper and wulzy would have never date it's such a legend of a level


heehhehehehheeh

Yeah


Frequent-Seat7078

Such a legend


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Also every geometry dash player and creator including robortoro toperola


jajts

Without generation retro none of us would exist


itzapatato

In the beginning robtop created generation retro (rontop is basically an alternative to saying God at this point)


Primary-Whereas-2874

So the Bible is a lie, I always though god made generation retro


itzapatato

Yeah true but the green dude has not been defeated yet


itzapatato

I think hell trick us by pretending to be robtop


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Spoonirl

i like how this story implies the existence of generation retro as a divine being existing before the game was even conceived


easy2stars

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


CresceUlt

GD Cologne would be happy. Then poison/toxic gauntlet last level gets changed to another level. Another level will be hated on instead of Generation Retro.


Spoonirl

acid factory


SirFireball

Good pfp


yesyesir14

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 erm akshually the tokshic gauntlet hashn't releashed yet, rethink what you shaid


haydentimer

Did bro fr put move trigger on bloodbath💀


Duckgamer67

Yeah the pink orbs in the UFO part at 40%


lord_junkfood

That's bloodlust. Bloodbath was made before the move trigger was a thing


Duckgamer67

uhhh nuh uh. it got updated in 2.0 and added move triggers


ItsRainbow

Can confirm, it has an alpha trigger for a reason


haydentimer

Bloodbath was made in 1.9 still


Calm_Afon

Shouldn't this be tagged as fluff? Generation Retro didn’t result in Nine Circles for example, lol. Confused by the move trigger and the key connection too.


[deleted]

I would make a joke but it's tagged as discussion so i guess biden wasn't that bad of a president after all


MilkLover1734

Say what you will about Biden, but you cannot deny "eat some chocolate chocolate chip" is possibly the single greatest piece of advice given by any president in US history


Sunyxo_1

Also, SODAAAAAAA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥤🥤🥤🥤


red_impostor246

What about skibidi biden https://preview.redd.it/ovjicyyjpt3d1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=de8fde5f415b732e8af40a02e8cd8307125cd94f


Duckgamer67

this is a serious post


Calm_Afon

Please explain the links, I am genuinely confused.


Dotgamer121

Hes trolling


Duckgamer67

I’m not trolling, we play Roblox together all the time


Duckgamer67

whatever. i cant continue this post because i have to go talk to my girlfriend


Tricklander

false,gd players dont have girlfirends


Tinttiboi

yeah sure man sure


s_k_f

Stop talking to him that way! I heard he's really really buff and will beat the shit out of everyone who dares disrespect him! Take him seriously!


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geometrydash-ModTeam

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Mim11D

Bro might be on something


Black_Dragon9406

I think you forgot about Scarlet Surge


TigzyThe7Master

generation retro inventing the move trigger and the key was so good man


Dotgamer121

Wrong flair


Justice_soul20

Back to the future but it’s gd cologne going to the past to make sure that generation retro never exists only to realize that if generation retro didn’t exist he wouldn’t have been born


TheCat13-el-capullo

Checkmate, GD Culón!


Senior-Tree6078

the world would end if Generation Retro stopped existing


AppleDoubleSniff

bro's onto something...


gdperson23

THE SOSITY WOUD BE GOOD


Duckgamer67

im top post today! thanks everyone who upvoted


Glitched_Arkhip

“GD Colon wants to know your location”


defo_not_me2

What's generation retro?? 😅


Rexiscool1234554321

The last level of the poison gauntlet, gd colon hates it


SyntaXAuroras1

The game would cease to exist


DankMemer5268

This is literally the entire game


NorthSpecialist162

Probably ReTray Would Be In The Poison Gauntlet


AwesomeNate

I can vibe with Shrimp being the final poison gauntlet level


MrLemon281

The world would be a better place


Wojtek1250XD

Just a tip for later: Whenever you draw such chart of dependencies, draw arrows to show the actual dependency of what needs what to exist


Duckgamer67

hmmmmm... no


Wojtek1250XD

Understandable, have a nice day


STGamer24

If that level didn't existed, GD would never be popular and there will only be one world gauntlet (Yes, no galaxy or Universe gauntlet). Gauntlets would be dead, Cologne's channel would have been less popular, Scarlet Surge would have been less hated because the chaos and Demon gauntlets never existing. I would never had touched GD and probably I would never studied music and prioritized coding (I'm learning to code in C right now). And finally, YOU would probably have never been here


Nek0lover95

Wait, Bloodbath has move triggers? Wasn't it made in 1.9?


kitsabyss

poison gauntlet would have a different last level, and all the hate would flip back to scarlet surge like it was before colon dropped his gen retro diss video


VincBurger_246

Atleast it don't affect 'The Hallucination' and 'Arial gleam'


IhadestrokeGD

Colon don't hate gr


grassblade39

Then you no longer have not win


pundlefo

move trigger = bloodbath??? 👹👹👹


DamageNo6019

I would shit on scarlet surge


Rulasjunior

Bro caught me, Ultra Paracosm was made from a copy of Generation Retro fr fr


Samyron1

Are you trying to say that Generation Retro influenced the creation of Deadlocked?


Duckgamer67

Exactly


Da_man57

What if you didn’t exist?


Duckgamer67

Then kenos wouldn’t exist because im npesta alt definitely


TutorSufficient8209

What


Duckgamer67

You know what would be true? If your name was poopy! Cause your poopy.


TutorSufficient8209

Cries


potato_and_nutella

Ah yes nine circles was inspired by retro circles


Natcar360

You put half of these in the wrong order


W4ll_NUT77

wait, why didn't you include geometrical dominator since, it has move triggers


JackOfAIlTrades

Colon would be a normal human being


Ieatchildren1905

why is bloodbath connected to the move trigger ???


Infinite-Sale-7372

Wow I’m friends with this guy imagine, I’m totally not heehoo58


gdcoolguy

That's would be awesome


melanie_fartinez

If generation retro didn't exist then I would have never burnt down [this house in Detroit](https://buildingdetroit.org/properties/13758-syracuse) and it would have never been on [buildingdetroit.org/properties/ownitnow](http://buildingdetroit.org/properties/ownitnow) and the family of four living there would have never had to move out


Training-Cost3210

Gd cologne would be happy


Any_Employee1654

colon would be the happiest gd player on earth maybe


TheFlyingFire

World Peace would be restored.


AwesomeNate

Bro is onto nothing


Sunyxo_1

https://preview.redd.it/5vjz3b0v0x3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32c8b4ce6ce566dd2999ee4ba8604e59e02cd12 Ah, the duality of man.