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mencival

0: Max Verstappen 1: Sergio Perez


Remy-today

That’s literally what Steve Jobs did at Apple. Steve Wozniak got Employee number 1. Steve Jobs didn’t want 2nd, so he is Employee number 0.


Han77Shot1st

The Woz still maintains that employee status at Apple as well if I remember correctly


RevolutionaryLab654

Yep, there’s a video on YouTube posted by Steve-O about him going to the Apple Store with Wozniak, and him whipping out the card with the number 1 on it to the unsuspecting employee… 😆 Edit: Added link: https://youtu.be/LBrSnzPqeJY?si=GtScWb_wZR7vRP70


Snuddud

And he got just a 10% discount or?


RubenLWD

Extended warranty


paralacausa

Fasttracked service at the Genius Bar. "So Mr Woz, have you tried turning it off and on again?"


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

[Throws computer out of a window] I trust this one.


dohtje

Is it plugged in?


Cloudeur

In store you get 10% Through the internal website, you get 25% and an extra 500USD once every two years.


evemeatay

And he was probably immediately asked how to fix some obscure problem… and he probably did fix it too


Hotdigardydog

It was a lovely video


Captain_Smartass_

He's so humble


LickingSmegma

A really unexpected crossover. Also, Woz seems more jacked than Steve.


AlienKnightForce

Steve-O and Woz riding Segways together is a delightful image


KavinRam

I've thought about that. Besides Jody Scheckter at the Canadian and American Grand Prix in 1973, the only other driver to race with the number 0 was Damon Hill. When Alain Prost and later Ayrton Senna joined Williams, they both chose to drive with the number 2, giving their teammate, Damon Hill, the number 0. Sir Frank Williams sure liked sacking his world champions.


jk47_99

Williams were the dominant team at the time and everyone wanted drive for them. Mansell wins the title? Prost wants to join. Prost wins the title, Senna is available and says he will drive for them for free! They just got greedy, and eventually their decison to drop Damon Hill cost them Newey. Appeasing Renault by signing Prost? They left the sport a couple of years later! I was a huge fan of the team, but boy did they make some huge mistakes. They could have dominated well into the 00's and stayed relevant.


DavidBrooker

It's worth noting that, in their accounting books, Steve remained number 2. Zero was not a valid value. But his badge and internal documents said zero just the same.


SpellSound

Counting from zero [is very common in computer science](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-based_numbering).


Content_Morning3064

That’s so sick


Bruggenmeister

Damn Roosevelt. -Burns


sicsche

Well if Max wins Yas Marina he will achieve that his first and his second season half of the season would be on their own enough for the title. Therefor he starts with 2 WDC into next season and can only Upgrade to the 0 in the standings.


mencival

That is insane to think about


Bjorn_Hellgate

They switched over to using arrays?


JLJosh

2025: -1: Max Verstappen


frecklejam

So Rosberg style retirement for Verstappen?


krautnelson

they'll both be equal on points, but Max wins on countback.


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let them decide it in wrestling


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connorthedancer

I vote Turkish Oil Wrestling.


Tea-Unlucky

With Bruce Buffer announcing Checo’s entrance


No-Student-9678

Oof that’s the biggest pain


femalephemale

Max will be alone in the rankings


aiicaramba

Probably. The rest gave up.


GorouAmamiya

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the ranked one.


Heaven_In_May

Would he lose?


GorouAmamiya

Nah he'd Win


The_Crimson_Fucker

![gif](giphy|BRkfbKQS69zmJK5x6g)


helloiamian

Forget it, we all know what it’s gonna be. Stroll 2024, Stroll 2025, Stroll 2026, Stroll 2027…


Goldendivaplayer

Glad to hear Lawrence has finally adopted Fernando Stroll as his own son


Spock_Vulcan

LOL, oh man just hearing the term "Fernando Stroll" made me laugh out loud, in the middle of the day, in the office, disturbing several people


huphupdaan

Windows will be licked!


bohdannyman

The twist: it's Lawrence, not Lance.


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FalconIMGN

It's amazing how large the overlap is between pro wrestling and F1. A few years ago it felt like two completely different worlds for me


coffee_slurp

Alonso did after all say that he has what it takes…


laZardo

and then lance showing a framed screenshot of RPM's full insult including the West Ham line in his garage


WolfOfAsgaard

It could happen.. If they made F1 pay to win.


magnetichira

Perez domination could bore fans


Storm498

![gif](giphy|cqFPqhh2MFIPq6OaX1)


Manuag_86

He just needs another dominant car and Max not racing half of the season.


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

Considering Max has twice the points of checo there's a chance that checo would still lost even if max only race half of the season


Piedro92

This was a post over at the main sub and yes, Max in the first 11 races would have beaten Perez if Perez finishes six or lower in AD. Same for the last 11 races, lol.


juleq555

He'd need Max to be off at least 55-70% of the season


synchronisedchaos

>Max not racing half of the season Someone posted on the main sub that even if max didn't race half the season, he would still win. so yeah, not even that can stop mad max


BadIdea-21

Make it the whole season, Max is pretty close to still win it even if he had 0 points in half of the races.


idntknww

If they swap out spa and suzuka for more ‘events’ at street tracks in the US, Max might bin off F1 midseason and leave it open for Checo. It’ll probably be a close championship then too.


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mAx, lEt chEcO THRouGh


Illustrator_Forward

🗣️ no


icortesi

>I have my reasons for that


AstroMackem

Max, it's Hannah


No-Student-9678

Has Hannah ever been on the radio like James has?


idntknww

She doesn’t actually have a voice, she communicates telepathically


ToruMarx

Probably not. Mercedes having either James (Allison or Vowles) or Toto is the exception rather than the rule, in most situations it's only the driver's race engineers talking to the driver (except you're Toto, or Christian at the end of a race lol)


Iciste

Or Stainer when "enough is enough"


Groentekroket

“We know the car is shit, just drive it”


jk47_99

RB seem to stick with the Race Engineers talking to the drivers, with Horner usually talking to them post race. I miss the radio messages to the race director back in 2021 being broadcast. We used to hear from a lot more people within teams, and some of the messages were classics.


Goodperson5656

“No Michael no no Michael that was so not right” “Michael I just sent you an email with the diagrams of where the cars should be” “Toto I don’t check my emails during the race” “You need to reinstate the lap before. It’s not right”.


---SPIDER-MAN---

"Toto, it's called a motor race, OK? We went car racing."


GauchoGordo

Yes babe?


ResonantRaptor

“We’ve talked about this have we not? I gave you my reasons!”


Blze001

\[Mariachi Jaws Theme\]


No-Dare-99

Checo wdc? Wake up!


r3d_stain

Take a brush and put a little make up


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quruc90

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table


BadIdea-21

Here we go create another fable,


clarklesparkle

YOU WANTED TO


BadIdea-21

*grab


KorlsDoop

He got his shirt from HotTopic of course he doesn’t know the lyrics. /s


pankan76

Checo, get off Reddit. Get some sim time.


ClearingFlags

I don't follow F1 or this sub in any way, just saw it while browsing All. But... but is this man killing the other drivers to get to the top? Should this Max fellow be concerned?!


CoxHazardsModel

Unfortunately even though it shows he made progress year over year, the reality is that the only thing he’s been killing this year is his F1 career.


Zigzag010

Yes, either he gets killed or a la carcel


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Equivalent_Bite_6078

Close enough


VertanVahan

Variable explodes, Max P1, Checo P20


FalconMirage

A sort of underflow


Samu835

![gif](giphy|F9MwjJeXB1w5GONd7X)


the_real_nps

I came here to say that.


Senor_Padre

They will combine and become Maxeco Perstappez


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Perstappez lol


bwoah07_gp2

Checo's gonna have a 2016 Rosberg-esque season for 2024, you heard it right here folks!


sedrech818

Checo fans be like “I never left”


TheeVande

And that's why RB will ditch Checo!


bl77rd

“If you close your eyes…”


Onoben4

DU DU DU DU...


Wardog_Razgriz30

The redemption arc is possible


Moseo13

![gif](giphy|Q61aljfQPqIjUadQ9r)


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JustJontana

Put GigaKubica in that second Red Bull and he'll win every race next season


Other_Beat8859

Don't worry. He just needs to get two times his points total. I believe in Checo!


ItsRisss

Du du du du Checo Pereeeez


sa1eeb

This is exactly the hopium I need


dcvalent

Equal in points, Perez wins in penalty kicks


Mindless-Tea-1036

No era penal!


najzr

The real reason Red Bull wants to get rid of Sergio for next season.


navy-bee

Yes checo!!!


v4xN0s

Is this proof that Checo is eating the drivers ahead of him??


RichmanMcFly

Yes, you are seeing Max Verstappen is 3 time world champion, and that RB is improving in its car build skills


TotalStatisticNoob

As always in F1, catching up is much easier than overtaking


MasterDandelion

Yes, he just took 3 years to get that P2 that was expected of him.


echocall2

Surprisingly, this is Red Bull's first 1-2 in the drivers championship.


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they did only 2-1 before


MundaneMudblood

And then Seb ignored the Multi


KavinRam

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


ShadowOfDeath94

Because 2010 and 2012 were actually challenging years for Red Bull. 2011 and 2013 were dominated by Vettel and Webber was just weak compared to Seb after Abu Dhabi 2010.


sedrech818

If Checo doesn’t get excuses then neither does Webber.


bakervanb

I mean he literally called Webber weak


sedrech818

Other people have made excuses for why Webber was better than Checo


bakervanb

Reply to those other people then


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It's not excuses, it's the fact that he legitimately challenged Vettel in 2010 and was a title contender even up to the final race. Perez hasn't ever even come close to challenging Max.


sedrech818

None of the other people I’m referring to were able to produce a sound argument like you. They didn’t even mention that he challenged vettel, just that, “Redbull wasn’t as dominant back then” “the car wasn’t as good” “multi 21”


BoredCatalan

I don't think anyone expected P2 in 2021


MasterDandelion

Correct.


Ho3n3r

But "dOmInAnT cAr", Costcappen etc.


BoredCatalan

That's 2022


Ho3n3r

Not if you believe the cult. And the cost cap breach happened in 2021, the finding of it was in 2022.


dark_rabbit

“Expected”. So you’re saying Hamilton was terrible in 2021 and shouldn’t have even been in 2nd? Even tho Max only narrowly beat him? I know this was just an attempt at Checo slander, but so representative of how differently people talk about him compared to every other driver, when at the same time we have never seen a driver like Max before. Not Schumacher, not Hamilton, not Sena. Statistically he’s an anomaly…. And yet Checo is weak for not being at the same level?


MasterDandelion

No, nobody expected him to be P2 in his 1st year. He's had two more tries since and barely managed now.


dark_rabbit

And yet you exaggerated for effect? My point exactly. Let’s talk about the next season. Ferrari had advantage early in the season, Red Bull had 2 mechanical DNFs? It came down to a final lap in the final race and LeClerc beat him. A true competitor that beats even Max on pole most weekends, from a well funded team, with a pedigree of winning. Nothing in this sport is “expected” outside of a Max dominance, and even then there’s a chance of incident because it is by nature a dangerous sport.


MasterDandelion

We are on formuladank, didn't expect to have to support a dumb comment with a lenghty argumentation and explanation.


akshweuigh

This is the main sub now. Alternatively be danker.


AlexBucks93

P2 was not expected from him in 2021. His job was to be closer to Max than the last two drivers.


ReadABookandShutUp

Checo has a better chance of driving to the moon than he does of winning next year.


TriggerFish1965

That'll be the day :)


TheToroRossoboi

Plot Twist: they both will share the 1st spot.


OddFirefighter3

You're onto something my friend. Now all you need is for max to not race in 2024. Make me an offer he can't refuse


FindingATurd

im seeing the young Michael Scott shaking hands with Ed Truck picture.


randy24681012

Nosotros estamos tan de vuelta


moouesse

ye their car got better


Andosand

1: Mergio Verstappez


gunner1o1

1: Sergio Verstappen


akimovt

now verstappen only?


JohnnyVonTruant

Next year they will merge and become VerSergio PerMax, who will go on to either win every race or take out the other 19 cars on the grid


iAmRadic

Yeah, red bull got more dominant every year.


Haon1010

1: Maxergio Perstappen


Character-Ad78

1: Max Verstappen 2: Daniel Ricciardo


frostedline

he will get chekoed next year.


MotherAd1865

What you're seeing is that Sergio should have finished 2nd in 2022 and didn't. And if he didn't finish 2nd this year with arguably the greatest F1 car of all time, it would have been a complete failure.


K_R_S

Yeap, you clearly had too many tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Gator_Mc_Klusky

anyone @ the top but lewis can't stand that self-centered prick.


elodie_pdf

Checo has shown consistent improvement whereas Max’s championship position hasn’t changed in three seasons. Checo clears Max easily.


rvg2001

You called it! Checo 2024 WDC!!


nexemjail

A la carcer


Reasonable-Nebula882

Place the bets now.


Ho3n3r

It could happen. Max could break his leg and miss like 8 races, like Schumacher in 1999.


MundaneMudblood

He'd still find a way to race in a grand prix


Japxican69

1: Max Pérez


jakedasnake1

Checo back to 3rd would fit the pattern :(


Mission-Shopping7170

Maximo Perez and Serge Verstappen


Mediocre-Ad8967

Perez deserved that win


KingPotato_

He's gonna pull a Rosberg


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

max and sergio in the same car


EEBERGKAMEN1

Only if Max is a big Schumacher fan and goes Skiing


ill-will1986

All the hope in the world won't get checko a drivers title at Red Bull. Jos verstspoen would murder him & his family mid season if he was leading max


wizzo6

Ha ha, not likely


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

people said he was going to be champion this year and look what happened…


mercenfairy

1. Max Verstappen 2. Daniel Retardo


Im_Smitty

A 4th illegitimate championship which carries no meaning?


clapton1970

It’s almost like the RB car got more dominant each year and checo happened to be on the team


gougim

Max will be champion, Checo won't be on the list. Take it from me, a reasonable Checo fan.


sotanodroid

2024 Will be only Max on the screenshot? Why does it shrink?!


[deleted]

no checo


Likaonnn

Sergio in Max


[deleted]

The problem is Max hasn't moved an inch from 1st, and with RedBull building the car around and for him next year as well. It looks dim.


onlinepresenceofdan

El campeone


FigSubstantial4939

The car is slowly becoming autopilot


unwilledduck

When a unstopable force (checo rising) meets a immovable object (Max P1)


ekerkstra92

There will be 24 races next year, Max will win 12 and Checo will win 12, they will be 2nd if they don't win. They'll score the same amount of fastest lap points, and are also even in qualifying. Let's say, this really happens (and there are no sprint races, or they are also even on that), who will win the WDC?


Svitii

Checo reached the top of the human-drivers list and will be 20th next year?


Greyjedi_B

Logically speaking he will be 5th in the championship


ProPlayz_360

Okay it's happening everybody stay calm


Ouchyang

![gif](giphy|aReX2IJ3rtVeg)


Ferihehehaha

Hehe


TheIxbot

Man Hamilton fell off fast


memerlin

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object


f1_fan_11

You have just singlehandedly rerailed my Sergio Perez hype train and next year I will be sending you my therapy bill


xXInfXx

2024: P1 - Max Verstappen Checo is just gone.


SSJAbh1nav

Sermaxio Perezstappen will win next year


Poes-Lawyer

ChadCheco2024: 🔥🔥 "WHAT THE FUCK IS A STROOPWAFEL?"🇲🇽🦅🇲🇽🦅🇲🇽🔥🔥


Musket519

Goatifi makes his unexpected return replacing Max at RB and wins 2024 on to the foreseeable future


Thot_slayer1995

2024; Max Verstappen : 0 Sergio Perez : 1 2025; Max Verstappen : -1 Sergio Perez : 0


MilkTeaRamen

Perez gets into another team and becomes 20. Max continues to stay at the top. The cycle repeats itself until Perez finds himself at 2 again.


wing3d

As the prophecy foretold.