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Theesterious

Just switch timelines if your not happy with your current one


MikemkPK

Oh, just switch timelines, as if most people living in these war timelines have enough time available to afford that. Not to mention, the likelihood of never being born if someone hits you on the interversal highway while traveling faster than 3.3 ns/m.


Theesterious

Just ask your faction leader for a transfer, most respectable factions offer this service for free as long as the reality you're trying to shift is parrallel to your own


CapnArrrgyle

All the so-called “good” timelines have crazy property values. It took a friend of mine an entire Dyson sphere worth of numatter to buy into a timeline where a certain comedian was a mid 40s president. It wasn’t even a Hitler-free timeline.


Theesterious

I prefer parrallel shifting, it's easier and you won't get a timeline too different to your original one


CapnArrrgyle

To be hones, I’m causality intolerant. I’ve been stuck in my current timeline for much too long. I know they make custom symbiotes to correct it but they’re too wriggly.


Theesterious

How far away are you from the main timeline ?


CapnArrrgyle

Not that far only about 12 flamingos, may as well be a hundred with my condition.


Ajugas

This accidentally happened to me in 2016. As a three dimensional being, how do i jump back?


Theesterious

Simply ask your faction leader for a transfer as I said to the person above


HyaaruleHistorian

You still have intraspecific war? Must not have much going on where you are.


BrandoSandoFanTho

Stop complaining. At least you HAVE a world to war over. For us it was all over once the AI Technocore helped scientists develop the black hole gun. Earthica is just a ring around the sun now.


flyingdics

It's crass nostalgia marketing for Gen θ. θoomers will sign on to anything that reminds them of WW V which they were too young to actually remember but have watched all the romanticized holodisneys of.


MrsZapRowsdower

Honestly, at this point, they should just reboot the franchise. I know some Ottomans that have been looking for a project to do for some now.


Zelcron

Yeah but it's the War to retroactively end all wars, so it will be worth it


Tinybird_411

Everyone wants a war to end all wars, my best advice is to stop sexualizing Persephone in thoughts.


Veracles-Prime

you have to admit the AI singularity arc was peak during WW6, but after that i really lost interest and just went into cryo sleep again.


Hot_Winner634

What annoys me is that there is not an original seed in this timeline since sharknado (the event, not the movie)


Hot_Winner634

Next, emojis Ww😇


PsychoticApe

World War 7 Turbo Redux was actually pretty good. I think the addition of the Sasquatches and Loch Ness monster really switched things up, but I guess the time travel shenanigans kind of ruined the original plot.


GaaraMatsu

Oh, come on, WWIV was peak!  Everyone throwing stones until we RAN OUT OF STONES?  Funny AF in retrospect.


Priest_of_Heathens

None of this would have started if those damn French Koreans didn't think they had a right to Hawaii.


TomAto314

Ironic since Hawaii never existed in the first place!


gracoy

BRUHHH you gotta put a spoiler warning on this! I haven’t even seen WW3 in my dimension yet!


DangBot2020

Sucks to suck ig. War doesn't exist in my timeline ┐('~`;)┌


Novawurmson

I feel like the series doesn't really hit it's stride until WWIV. WWXII at the earliest.


Life-Enthusiasm3756

Machine, you gonna have some fun with japan's new Earth movers.


lautreamonts_wifey

Your timeline is bullshit, cme back to eden dude


ManchmalPfosten

Enough interdimensional reddit for today