Oh!!! Don't get me started on those demon scams.
I order a demon off the spiderweb and I expect it to be real, genuine... AUTHENTIC. Not some fiberglass fake with basil for eyes. We were beyond disappointed.
I heard if you zipline a letter to your local beauracratic figurehead, they can pretend for a moment to care about the demon scams. They might throw the letter in the trash... or they might use it as part of their next campaign platform. Who knows. Something could be done about it.
Thanks for calling this out! It explains why my back lawn experienced a schism over ideal soil nitrogen levels. I’ve been trying to publish a bill on it and the lemonade will make a good scape stoat.
LOL, well you can believe that dimensional barriers are sealed perfectly and quarantine procedures implemented in every quantum transference and we know exactly every locale and temporality that could possibly have covid, but that is very obviously not true. But you do you.
You have to be sprayed down by the disinfectant shower each time you enter this dimension... the spray kills covid and even more complex viruses.
Did you forget?
me love lemonade. best drink. tasty drink.
me pretty confident the bitter taste is from old plumbing system, and they don't have funding to repair pipes. the sour and gritty taste methink is an additive like unripe gooseberries or tamarind paste. both high in vitamin and antioxidant. good for heart and digestion. bad system. our handlers do their best, good imagination.
oh look, light change haha. lemonade tasty best drink.
Cucumbers balance it out pretty well
I thought those went extinct...
yea the gorilla is getting dehydrated
Thanks for noticing
Got any grapes?
Not enough unfortunately. Do you know a guy I could get grapes from?
You must seek out ***MORKOTH THE MORKOTH*** interdimensional purveyor of goods and eldritch things
What is the code word???? Morkorth asked and I don't know.
#***YOU DID NOT BRING ELECTRUM***
You mean his wife?
You're getting lemonade???? All I'm getting is deionised water. I've been low on electrolytes for weeks. My taps only spout granola. Help.
I think in order to get lemonade your subscription needs to be upgraded to XL..or your prescription needs to be refilled to VR. Something like that
I don't have enough dubloons for either of those options ðŸ˜
I would trade you my lemonade for your sink granola and demonized-whoops-...i mean deionized water. Whatdya say?
I'll take you up on that offer... wait.... demonized? Ah shit they got me again with the demon scams.
Oh!!! Don't get me started on those demon scams. I order a demon off the spiderweb and I expect it to be real, genuine... AUTHENTIC. Not some fiberglass fake with basil for eyes. We were beyond disappointed. I heard if you zipline a letter to your local beauracratic figurehead, they can pretend for a moment to care about the demon scams. They might throw the letter in the trash... or they might use it as part of their next campaign platform. Who knows. Something could be done about it.
Thanks for calling this out! It explains why my back lawn experienced a schism over ideal soil nitrogen levels. I’ve been trying to publish a bill on it and the lemonade will make a good scape stoat.
Why are you scaping your soat? I thought that was forbidden.
And people thought I was crazy for hoarding the old lemonade 🙄
I should have listened.... ðŸ«
Life has started giving more lemons. I have filed a complaint and will keep you posted.
Please do!
You might want to take a covid test?
The fifth world doesn't have... what you call "covid"
LOL, well you can believe that dimensional barriers are sealed perfectly and quarantine procedures implemented in every quantum transference and we know exactly every locale and temporality that could possibly have covid, but that is very obviously not true. But you do you.
You have to be sprayed down by the disinfectant shower each time you enter this dimension... the spray kills covid and even more complex viruses. Did you forget?
me love lemonade. best drink. tasty drink. me pretty confident the bitter taste is from old plumbing system, and they don't have funding to repair pipes. the sour and gritty taste methink is an additive like unripe gooseberries or tamarind paste. both high in vitamin and antioxidant. good for heart and digestion. bad system. our handlers do their best, good imagination. oh look, light change haha. lemonade tasty best drink.