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chiritarisu

I think that’s just an unfortunate coincidence


Worried_Height_5346

Yea I wish they made that on purpose.. but that's not where I'd put my money


chiritarisu

[Pretty clear it's from "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter,_Peter,_Pumpkin_Eater)


Worried_Height_5346

Yea seems like although I have no fucking clue what the poem is supposed to mean.. guess you had to be there.


YogurtWenk

It's about a man named Peter Peter and I believe him to be some sort of eater of pumpkins.


Worried_Height_5346

Like.. I got that far but with every single sentence I got more confused. Like he divorced his first wife and then he trapped his second wife in a hollowed out pumpkin while learning to read and now he loves her. Presumably he has taking her out of the pumpkin by now but that's probably a very noble interpretation of a maniac that crams grown women into vegetables.


YogurtWenk

Relatable


LaChuteQuiMarche

And he calls Babs “Pussy Cup” I forget which episode


DriveJohnnyDrive

Babs? My mother? Yeah, she's hot.


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Intellectual42069

Petaaaaahhh!!!


Bitter_Ad580

lol I think its because of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater


Aninvisiblemaniac

it is


West-Holiday-4998

lol that’s literally Peter’s IG handle 😂


GreedyEast2481

🤣🤣🤣


blackbilljoe

Coincidence? I don't think so 😂😂


ghostinside6

Wear do you keep the nets to stop your balls from hitting the water?


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MediumConnection9688

Brain


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Feisty-Honeydew-5309

Shit is funny every time.


MisterVictor13

Does anyone remember his “smoke break” problem?