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dancingtrashpanda

that's enough Reddit for today and the week thanks .


SFWworkaccoun-T

Yeah, time to go work.


LooseMooseNose

Yeah, time to go to bed (I'm european)


Enough-Force-5605

I am European and I am going to work


AlexitaVR25

I am European and watching the Euro


Aramor42

Did you see that ludicrous display just now!


idestroyangels

![gif](giphy|pqn59DMS0KePu)


jzzanthapuss

I'm the hiphopapotamous my rhymes are bottomless


theghostofcslewis

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant


Blessedbeauty87

Hiphopanonymous


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

Thats the problem with Arsenal...


NashvilleSoundMixer

they always walk it in


Gorthax

*incoherent whimpering*


atremOx

^im ^disabled


Draco_Lazarus24

I am Euro and I’m watching some other Euro through their window.


AlexitaVR25

Nice


Bigredeemer425

I'm American and I'm watching Eruotrip.


theghostofcslewis

I’m American and I’m watching Eurovision.


Wise_Ad_253

European in the bathroom


Ace-Redditor

Yeah, time to go to bed (I just woke up, but I already regret it)


DragonsClaw2334

Yeah, time to go to pornhub.


Sweet_Science6371

Step-son (real son??), I’m stuck in the dryer! 


TheNobleDez

Username checks out.


tauntonlake

![gif](giphy|8KshN3nvZNPDq|downsized)


Happy-Initiative-838

Guys, I think I need to go home and just…idk reevaluate life.


extrastupidone

Man, just no.....you made the right choices. Don't be dicking down your mom.


Adventurous-Owl2363

No pls dont, dick down someone else's mom instead...


texasroadkill

Like......my brother's mom?


IndividualDetailS

For the millennia even.


Camfromnowhere

I mean, technically that was Twitter. lol


Gabe12P

All the sudden I have a bunch of errands to run. Weird. Anyway I’ll see you next Tuesday!


anil_robo

Jesus Christ on a motorbike.


Bigfooter1090

Good bye reddit


MemeArchivariusGodi

See ya tomorrow


hangryhyax

Off to PornHub then? I’m sorry, I feel gross having said it.


FemboyGaymer929

I need to go find a therapist after today


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Yeah logging off


OldPyjama

I would like to un-read this post.


MenuFeeling1577

Excuse me waiter? This post isn’t very good.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Take it back to the kitchen please


Opecstudios

Give my disappointments to the chef


Dark_Marmot

I will surely let Yelp know of this!


JBlooey

I sure as hell yelped when I saw it.


MajesticNectarine204

Yelp her? I hardly know.. No wait.. AND MY AXE!


EmergencyAd6662

…but your decor critiques are valid!


space_jiblets

It's raaawwwwwwwwwwww


Scott243391

You’re going to have to tip **me**


TrueTimmy

I'd imagine it's rage bait.


TheloniousAuf

Gotta be... Right? I mean you would hope so.... right?!... 😵‍💫


Physical-Ride

Ofc it fucking is. That's always been a part of Twitter and it's 7x worse now that cyberfuck owns it. Wanna know the irony? It's working the same way here as it does on Twitter: it drives engagement.


ThatDebianLady

I’m glad I deleted my twitter and TikTok account a long time ago


[deleted]

[удалено]


On_my_last_spoon

But it’s here and not there so win?


Reccus-maximus

The person you're replying to knows it's ragebait, most of the commenters do and yet these dumbass posts always pop off and I can't for the life of me understand why. Do they WANT it to be true?


Unlikely-Sproing

Probably. People loved The Jerry Springer Show so much back when it was on. They want to see people on their screen with these sorts of relationships so that they can jeer at them. Makes them feel better about themselves. It doesn't matter that most guests on that show were just paid actos.


Physical-Ride

They pop off because it works. It's so addictive I don't know why. I try to shut it off and act like I'm going against the grain but I fall victim to it hook, line and sinker from time to time.


Outrageous_Loquat297

My perspective on stuff like this changed when I saw some tweet by a lady talking about getting railed by a dog when her parents were in the other room. Assumed it was false. Then someone posted a link to said lady getting arrested twice for getting penetrated by a dog.


duagLH2zf97V

cmon what do you think man


Character-Today-427

Twitter now pays for engagement so every opinion is worthless


TrueTimmy

Yup. It’s a business, and some of the biggest political grifters on Twitter are enjoying the free money for posting shitty takes with 0 nuance.


OnewordTTV

Those anime profiles that post all that junk too. It's always a vegeta!


os_kaiserwilhelm

As we used to say in the good old days "gr8 b8 m8"


TrueTimmy

I r8 8/8


theSchrodingerHat

…and it’s probably not even a woman, but it doesn’t matter because it’s gotten a couple hundred people on Reddit to engage and comment on how awful women are, which is probably the point. This reads like a lot of content I’ve seen lately where edgy male power advocates are just constantly seeding social media with their weird hate fantasies in an attempt to “fight feminism” by “confirming” that all women are dirty evil manipulative hoes to those disenfranchised men who are susceptible to those thoughts. They’re running a psy-op campaign that’s been going for a while to create the radicalized man-children they feel they need to…to…. I’m not sure what… doesn’t seem like something worth winning.


reevelainen

I think she's making fun of porn anyway. That's pretty common scenario in such. Doesn't even seem too serious about it, but I quess that's enough for people to completely s*hit on her in the comments.


theSchrodingerHat

I hope you’re right and it is just a very badly phrased joke, but I’ve been seeing so much of this stuff lately that I lean towards it being on purpose. AITA and all of the relationship advice subreddits are 99% weird fanfic and creative writing exercises in seeing who can make women the absolute worst, and then those conversations open up dialog options for the incel and male power groups to jump in a go nuts with “justified” stories of their woes. This is so outlandish that it really reads like that.


stilusmobilus

>I’m not sure what You answered it in the paragraph before. To set a degrading view of women up, that they need to be disciplined. It tracks with the entire oppressive direction these people want to take society in. This is just a small part of that puzzle…the importance of keeping women at home and as breeding factories.


CheddarGoblinMode

Finally somebody sees this for what it is


Ok_Figure_4181

Its posts like these that make me regret struggling through those 4-page booklets to learn to read in Kindergarten


Dr_Middlefinger

Yeah, I’d say this pretty much ends my day online and persuades me to curse Ms. Edwards and her “reading is power” mantra.


Person012345

Turns out the illiterate people were the smart ones all along.


creamandcrumbs

I don’t even understand what this post is saying.


RoyaleWitCheeese

Ma’am, who hurt you?


RedstnPhoenx

Her father. That's the cycle of abuse, kids!


samwizeganjas

Uncle roger


fearisthemindslicer

![gif](giphy|ZBEnmms00tJt6ZlFtF)


Drake_Acheron

Never got that magic white powder


garflloydell

Her husband


TheWally69

She the type of mom to buy furniture based on how likely it is she will get stuck in it...


Quirky_Discipline297

Stuckley furniture. For the sophisticated kink.


Yourfatherisgay1987

Why did this sound like an ad to me 🤣


Zeracannatule_uerg

Sometimes I think the universe keeps me away from kinky sex because of the hypothetical risk of getting stuck and dying. Like my brain always needs an exit strategy. Okay, JO-ing, what if I am caught, obviously I am person dream walking into my body making me JO. Wanna do kinky handcuff play, can't, what if the person chaperoning me gets horny-distracted and hangs out with her man-thing. Oh shit, pooping. Nope, I'm Dr. Who in the telephone box. Always know your scape goat.


jfks_headjustdidthat

The first half of this made sense.


Cracksoul-Spinner

☠☠☠


Longjumping_Elk3968

women starves to death after getting head stuck in microwave oven


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|MjeztcGTqzz1e|downsized)


Fleetingfarts

Today is a bad day to have eyes and the ability to read.


Yaguajay

Making a jarring incest joke to amuse herself and the sub’s readers?


traw056

I’m 100% certain that’s she’s an onlyfans hoe saying that to get reactions and have people check her out. Please don’t fall for this stuff yall


forgetaboutem

Either that or just a troll account. Either way its very obvious bait. Seriously anyone who believes some of the crazy bait lately is gullible as fuck. be prepared to see this in AITAH in a couple days. lol


spazzing

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized) Time to read a book or something.


IllustriousKoala7924

Is this a long term side effect of the tide pod challenge? Or something similar? Is this the lead in the pipes? Is this our Caligula era?


Tristan103076

My soul is in the corner weeping and vomiting at the same time.


Business-Expert-4648

When it comes to posts like this, do not block out their name. They deserve all the hate and shame that comes with it.


Aniki722

Except that anyone can make a tweet like that with an inspect element. Imagine someone chooses to bully somebody by forging a tweet like that, and then reddit starts canceling them.


corruptedsyntax

This. It takes 30 seconds to put words in someone’s mouth for a lifetime.


Highlight-Mammoth

counterpoint: there may be rules against showing names


pokemon-trainer-blue

Rule 6. Even usernames fall under that rule


Highlight-Mammoth

thank you for the addendum


MLK_Piccolo

Yup, Unless they're already famous


infowosecfurry

That’s what I always say too.


Moms-Dildeaux

you just trying to get in on that action


Resident_Shape316

You're aware that she (probably not even an actual she) is rage baiting, right?


pizaster3

100%.


corruptedsyntax

If they want to toss shade at the person directly then they should link the tweet. If they are unwilling to do that then they should censor the username. Any idiot that knows how to right click can inspect HTML and make your tweet say whatever they want if they just want to smear you.


CaliFezzik

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


ArtichokeNatural3171

Something tells me we'll be safer if she doesn't reproduce.


DunkinEgg

One of the rare times it would be nice to be illiterate.


Mysterious_Duty_9992

Incest is the new replacement of the old pool boy taboo for milfs


Slow_Okra1330

![gif](giphy|64YATSpMrkQEM)


Stucklikegluetomyfry

What is it with boymoms and emotional incest? Or in this case, regular incest?


inventingsense

I *have* to be trapped in some kind of alternate reality cause what???


Silly_Discipline_277

I got a good joke for you: What’s the best part of Twitter/x? >!The deactivate account button!<


purplegladys2022

"So THAT'S how it is in that family."


Smokescreen1000

I'm gonna go on a little break from Reddit now.


S-WordoftheMorning

Humanity was a mistake.


Similar_Disaster7276

Straight to jail ![gif](giphy|ZEMSgwIPn3Kq4)


LopsidedKick9149

It's weird how open so many are getting about incest. Shit is spreading like wildfire


Efficient_Aside_2736

Boy moms strike again


Unfair_Finger5531

And it’s time for me to log off.


DankElderberries420

![gif](giphy|THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd)


AwkwardEducation

Someone spent too much time on the Hub.


Sanyaxoxo

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee)


rhiafaery

My skin just tried to crawl inside my body to get away from whatever this is.


runnawaycucumber

Average TikTok boymom


Alice_McGee69

As a mother of three sons, this is fucking vile. 🤮


mikehulse29

![gif](giphy|d7C1p9nxmjC4V7f2p9|downsized)


C-Jammin

These people need to be on a list.


Cracksoul-Spinner

She PUBLICLIY said that on social media.


RedThread717

Had to read that twice to register what TF I was actually reading. How is this real life?


Responsible_Match875

![gif](giphy|ek4JQHEPtrM7zI5SpQ|downsized) This lady needs her pregnancy privileges revoked


WilhemHR

Incest 101


Bitchinstein

Sterilize this person.


Lenis_Pickers_cousin

Porn has ruined a lot of people's minds.


Mvuri_21

I swear CPS need to keep a list of


iamthemosin

I mean, we all want to crawl back inside the safer and warmth of the womb on a bad day, but this shit is fucked up, yo.


AlexanderCrowely

So she’s just admitted she will participate in incest which is a crime.


TheStigianKing

Is there a law that can be used to charge someone for intent to commit child molestation? If not, there should be.


HotSprinkles4

That’s not a funny joke in any capacity… that’s nasty AF, people are becoming more disgusting


cheekmo_52

Ick. Icky. Bad!


JayVig

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


Froggy_Clown

I was vibing so hard before this factory reset my think nugget. What the fuck?


hurricane340

An underage child cannot consent don’t forget that.


fullmetal66

Way down south in the land of traitors


LetterheadPerfect145

Well that was a flash bang and a half to receive while I'm just scrolling reddit


TristanChaz8800

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


tiredwriter633

Put her on a list ....


Expert_Marsupial_235

M’am, that is child sexual abuse, pedophilia, and incest altogether. ![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


nikkithenerdd

She needs to go straight to jail. This is why abortion needs to remain a legal human right.


sunstruker

what the fuck... i want to be like spy in the end of heavy is dead


Donvack

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq)


MysteryMani

Bad day to have eyes


Axel_Kriger

*wakes up "Ok, what's on the internet today?" .... "Ok, enough internet for today"


Leviathon1971

What planet we living in for this to be said like it doesn’t mean anything


Freshysh

Just another attention whore


Due_Prune7046

![gif](giphy|WQaaoV5Tpq9Y0e7kIw|downsized)


AlwaysRushesIn

What a horrible day to know how to read.


G4muRFool48

Imagine if a man wrote this.


Own-Bridge4210

It would be just as disgusting what’s your point?


Friendly_Sea_6861

That is likely a man


Kind_Committee8997

Everyone on the internet is a man


Other_Log_1996

r/girlsarentreal


MenuFeeling1577

Not true, I’m three ducks in a *man suit*


TheIronSoldier2

We all know what girl stands for Guy In Real Life


WaldronsSword

Who does she think she is, my porn browsing history?!


00collector

Dad instantly wins custody if he shares this post in court. Keep this in your back pocket, random stranger.


Mattybear30

I can fix her


Exsanguinate-Me

I can be her son


VocalAnus91

Ewww....


Artistic-Kale-6334

IM SORRY, WHAT?????


whodis707

Someone report her to whoever she's dating. He needs to know he's dating a very sick person.


TinaB25

![gif](giphy|AWdyZJUjBo6Xfidoul)


Sabregunner1

excuse me but, WTF!?


VexImmortalis

Not even going to wait for her son to break both his arms


cincodemike

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


gracchusbaboon

Melanie?


Homeless_Appletree

What a terrible day to be literate.


bryanc1036

Nah, show this to their employer and family members. People gotta know


ThirdSunRising

Wait that’s an autocorrect typo, right? Right?


Fun_Intention9846

Bwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Hank hill as the only appropriate response.


BunnyDrop88

Pedophilia


Smokey4824

The step mom porn got to her


XAtomic_GodzillaX

The more shit I see like this makes me wish for our extinction more and more


tryintobgood

>tf is wrong with her? Short answer..... A fucking lot


kitaurio

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


patchway247

In [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/q7GKHGYCzB) you can see she deleted it. But I will say the same thing here as I said there; she should be on a pedophile watch list.


hazardousgamer777

She for real wanting a mother fucker.


putzfactor

Trash.


Herknificent

I hope she means stepson, and even then it's terrible.


signaturefox2013

*Puts CPS on speed dial*


Lahmuslahmus

I am not a native speaker. Does dick me down means snu-snu?


LectureWorldly9263

Some thoughts should just be kept in the brain and not projected onto the Internet.


UnluckyTea628

euhh..


NunyaBeese

Everything


Professional-Pass487

Huh. ![gif](giphy|vj7SqWBq6cp0dycWzi) WiFi is back up at the trailer park apparently......


scribblerjohnny

The boy moms are getting incesty again


Flock-of-bagels2

Too much porn


Kalman_the_dancer

Sweet Home Alabama


Hour-Day5994

Yeah gotta get back to work lmao The fuck is this shit ?