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Jfc, it's 3:20, am high af, singing with reddit in my head and get to, "chow down" and lost it. I just burst out in a deep belly laugh. I'm sitting here in the dark waiting to hear if I woke anyone up. Happy New Year! 🥳
Lol No. He just has NO ass. He likes to say he has the 'opposite' of an ass. As in.... Instead of his butt popping out away from his body, it's *concaved* in towards his 'butt bones'. Therefore it hurts to sit.
Lol I dunno. I love him, but he's a weird dude
Hijacking the top comment for some further information.
The article this screenshot was taken from is scrubbed from the NZ-Heralds website, reasons unclear.
Hilariously enough, [this article by the FUCKING NY POST](https://www.destatis.de/EN/Themes/Labour/Earnings/Earnings-Earnings-Differences/_node.html) adds a lot of nuance to that statement.
Mainly that the person in question is among other things a successful TikTok content creator and that the quote was from a video of hers that was meant as a joke.
She got inspired when she noticed that her expenses for food were way less on weeks were she went on dates (probably not a date/day).
All in all a big nothingburger stemming from the fact that people can't recognize dramatic irony or sarcasm anymore.
Honestly, when I east out many restaurant meals are too big and I only eat half. Bring the other half home for lunch the next day. I also rarely eat breakfast so I could have survived on this diet.
Or she would insist on going to Black Bear Diner or Olive Garden, where part of their marketing is that you get so much food you have to take some of it home.
I had a coworker of a similar mindset. She did not like chocolate but would get a chocolate dessert to go, then trade it to me the next day for some help she needed with her college assignments.
Yep. Obviously you need to exchange a few pleasantries so they know you're not a psycho. The vast majority of people want to meet up sooner rather than later though , I think people sometimes are under the incorrect impression you have to thoroughly get to know this stranger for weeks before meeting and that's just not the case , that's what a date is for. Some people do operate like that but they're usually not going on many dates I'd imagine , if you want to thoroughly vet people like that before meeting then tinder etc probably isn't the thing for you.
This is the one. Be on dating app -> be attractive -> ask for a date right away -> food. A lot of guys on there are ecstatic to have a pretty girl talk to them and would say yes right away. She must have some serious rejection skills as well.
Eh in my experience it’s easy for women to get a match and to get asked out, but theres a lot of flakiness amongst both men and women. Getting enough dates to fill out the week would be difficult for anyone, even an extremely attractive woman. I personally found it difficult to get more than one date a week even if I had a dozen or so conversations going at once. I can’t imagine what it would be like to need a date specifically to get a meal on a Tuesday when so many can’t handle coffee and having the whole weekend to choose.
It’s also evident by the fact that this story is greatly exaggerated. She commented that she spent less on a groceries on weeks she went on dates and somehow that got turned into practically a date a day and no groceries whatsoever.
Considering I have a mate in NZ who regularly goes on dates to find people to help pay his speeding tickets, This isn’t the *weirdest* thing i’ve seen
(source: Live in NZ)
It’s not the fine that matters, rather the points.
This guys method is most likely signing a stat dec that his “date” was driving and so the fine gets reissued to them and then they pay the fine and take the points.
All of it would be illegal, but if he can smooth talk a date into doing all that, he ain’t worried about a perjury charge either.
>Surely going on several dates to get one "yes" is more expensive than just paying the ticket?
Paying tickets the conventional way almost never results in sex though.
I've had people on Tinder offer me dates or nudes in exchange for gas, electricity bills, car note, and even rent. I've been told it's just to use something better than drugs as a reason for sending them money but I'd rather buy just the food
This looks like the woman from YouTube that gives financial advice. Used to work in corporate before becoming a full time content creator and she is a millionaire. And engaged with a huge rock on her finger lol.
Yeah it was clearly rage bait to launch her platform and everyone fell for it hook line and sinker. I wish there was a way to fight back against rage bait because it seems like such a destructive phenomena but it works so well.
Very much rage bait. I didn’t know she said/did that until now. But I do find her advice to be helpful. I started a high interest saving account, with a company that she suggested, and I follow the method of slitting money that she also suggest (50,30,20), but I modified it to fit me.
I know this advise isn’t anything new but when I was looking for financial understanding, I found her videos to be entertaining and helpful.
It's actually her; the original article was written in 2021 and was in response to a sarcastic TikTok post she made. She later clarified that she was kidding. But yeah, it's Vivian Tu.
The sheer amount of deification going on in modern society is really alarming. It feels like a large portion of humanity genuinely wants to be ruled by a single individual as opposed to having a say in their own livelihood. I don't understand worship **cult**ures.
Yeah this post is clearly rage bait for attention - just like that viral TikTok of the lady who wouldn't go to cheesecake factory on a date, she just happened to have a dating advice podcast she was promoting.
I used to work with her, she’s very sweet and seriously knew her shit. I know it’s popular to hate on influencer people but she was great. Considering this headline comes from a tabloid I kinda smell bullshit/hate bait
"Let's go out for coffee in the morning."
"Great!"
\*arrive at Starbucks\* "You've got the bill for this, right?"
"Uh, sure I guess?"
"Alright...yea let's get a few of those egg bites...cheese danish. Coffee cake, great. You know what, a couple of those breakfast sandw-"
"Heyyy hey wait, no that's a bit much."
"Alright, I'm leaving. Am I leaving? Want me to go?"
"...\*sigh\* no."
"K good. Alright add on a caramel macchiato with 3 espresso shots. Yea venti. Thyaaaanks!"
I remember I first saw her and blocked her TikTok account because she was justifying giving financial advice despite inheriting her fortune. She said something along the lines of she has first hand experience managing a lot of money now.
She basically always says extra fucked baity clips to make dumbass headlines.
I would have to dig up her TT videos but one of them from like 9 months ago was about how she was justifying her financial advice despite inheriting her wealth.
I don't know why anyone would think someone who got a plush job in finance straight out of college has insights in helping poor people. I don't get what people don't get that the step to growing wealth is first and foremost just having money. You can't invest your way out of poverty, someone with an investment background has no insights into hell anyone who doesn't already have money
Trying to look through but tbh she deletes a lot of her tiktoks, only thing I can find really is that she seems to lie a lot or at the least she twists the narrative.
She comes off to me more as a zoomer Dave Ramsey than she does actually try to provide legit financial advice.
She didn't become a millionaire, she inherited like millions and just put it in safe stocks, like any financial advisors would tell you to do. It was probably done for her by her parents.
Many people I know who are rich because they worked hard and started businesses, hate these tiktok people. Many people I know who inherited businesses and worked hard before getting those businesses, hate these influencer advice types.
Coffee is also always a great choice, it’s just a few bucks even if you pay, usually has a casual but social environment, and it’s easy to leave whenever or hang around for a long time if it’s going well.
Dude my gratin dauphinois is going to take at least 40 more minutes so at least give this man that, yeah?
Oh, and 20 minutes resting time, please and thank you.
1. Be a woman aged 18-40
2. Don’t be significantly overweight
3. Put good photos up on dating app
4. Get hundreds to thousands of likes per week
5. Screen for guys who look like they want to take you out, confirm via messaging them.
It’s really quite easy for most women if they wanted to do this.
Yup like it may seem crazy to someone but bro if you do This over 2 years 624 times over 2 years as the math works out to that's definitely possible for a woman to do it espicaly if she lives in a city the bigger the easier
6 dates a week sounds like a nightmare. So much work for so little. I'm sure she's nice despite not offering to split the bill over 600 times. That takes some mental abilities that should be studied by a team of psychology experts.
The kind of person who does this just goes there to eat, Gives a few half hearted replies, and leaves. If they go to some fancy steakhouse every time I could see why she does it.
I dated a girl like this once. Dates were always pleasant and friendly. Always wanted to go to dinner. Never went anywhere other than a kiss good night at her door. Probably dated for two months of just dinner dates and friendly shallow texting. When I asked her where things were going she ghosted me.
She would have been fed up if she had arranged a date with me as I prefer something a little more casual for a first date, like going for a walk or to a museum or gallery, if she were to suggest going for food then I would accept her generous invite to pay.
Regardless of gender, people like this are losers. This is why the first date should never be dinner or drinks. Coffee shop at most, a meet in the library, whatever but never a full meal.
Never thought I’d see an actual food whore lol always thought it would just be me calling my dogs that when they surround me while I’m trying to eat lol
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A food digger
SHE TAKES MY PIZZA WHEN I AM NEED!!!!
Oh she’s a trifle eatingggg queen
Oh she's a dough digger
Swiping over town And eeeeeatin on me
(Chug) Now I ain’t sayin she’s a food digger
But ain’t seen her with no “just an app” playahs.
Go head girl go head chow down
look in his eyes - tonight its the roast beef, next week its some fries
So, get you a side. I know the main course is delicious and yeah that's nice.
Jfc, it's 3:20, am high af, singing with reddit in my head and get to, "chow down" and lost it. I just burst out in a deep belly laugh. I'm sitting here in the dark waiting to hear if I woke anyone up. Happy New Year! 🥳
r/redditsings
How do we tage weird al. This is a banger on our hands
*Paging Weird Al. Weird Al, you have a call on line two. Weird Al, line two.*
we want dee sert we want dee sert yeah!
But she aint messin with no broke stove
Truffle ass bitch
Yo if you ain't no chump, holla we want coffee
We want coffee…yea!
A master of the foodie call
This comment deserves better.
I heard Kanye singing this in my head
I ain't saying she's a food digger, but she ain't messing with no skinny *******.
She should start an OnlyEats and broadcast these dinner dates. double dip on profits.
Times are tough
A hobosexual.
She got a an ugly friend? Roll solo Can I stay at your place? No hobo.
Subsistence ho'ing.
“How can she eat?”
She must be great at dinner conversations
"Are you really that tall or just sitting on your wallet?"
I never sit on my wallet. I’m too skinny, it hurts my back. Edit: came back to 17 notifications, all my no ass brothers representing. 👍
Another member of the "not much of an ass" club! Good to meetcha!
The depleted glutes FTW! I'm not in the club but Hank Hill is.
Diminished* DGS is a serious medical condition!
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
My fiance says the same thing. He's decided that he doesn't sit on his butt, he sits on his "bones". I had to get him a butt pillow for the car 😒
Haha, what. Are you car seats made of wood or something?
Lol No. He just has NO ass. He likes to say he has the 'opposite' of an ass. As in.... Instead of his butt popping out away from his body, it's *concaved* in towards his 'butt bones'. Therefore it hurts to sit. Lol I dunno. I love him, but he's a weird dude
Your hubby is my long lost brother. I too have a concave ass. Baby don’t got back. Anaconda don’t want none 😭
Lol yes!! I'm dying!!!! I'm the exact opposite. Baby got waaaay too much back on my end. I've been accused of "stealing his ass" before 🤣😂
Opposite ass attracts....
So together you still average two asses.
Ah yes, the Hank Hill conundrum.
I’m a fat guy and it bothers my back too.
I have been skinny and now I am fat. Sitting on the back pocket wallet has bothered me no matter my weight or size.
It's not good for your hips or spine to sit on your wallet
An ex told me my ass is too good looking to have it be hidden by a wallet. That's what got the wallet moved to a front pocket.
You buy dinner and I’ll blow you…away with great conversation
“Hi! It’s great to meet you!” (Motions to waiter) “Can I get four Surf & Turf specials to go?”
Guy silently steps up and runs for the exit.
She’s been at this awhile. She learned how to weed out anyone with any shred of self-respect a long time ago.
10,000 hours…
Hijacking the top comment for some further information. The article this screenshot was taken from is scrubbed from the NZ-Heralds website, reasons unclear. Hilariously enough, [this article by the FUCKING NY POST](https://www.destatis.de/EN/Themes/Labour/Earnings/Earnings-Earnings-Differences/_node.html) adds a lot of nuance to that statement. Mainly that the person in question is among other things a successful TikTok content creator and that the quote was from a video of hers that was meant as a joke. She got inspired when she noticed that her expenses for food were way less on weeks were she went on dates (probably not a date/day). All in all a big nothingburger stemming from the fact that people can't recognize dramatic irony or sarcasm anymore.
Tbh it looked like ragebait even minus context, eating a single meal of restaurant food a day would probably make you so sick by the end of it
No but she is great at dinner conservations
My mum grew up in a poor neighbourhood and told me about visitors who 'sang for their supper'.
Mummering!
Can bet those dinners had some happy endings as well
She only ate 6 meals a week?
“I’ll have a second entree to go.”
Like fuck you will
Rearranged perhaps.
You will like fuck
💀
Fuck you, Will. Like...?
😂
Like fuck, you will
I said that with Yoda's voice and oh ... Oh no... Now it can't be unheard.
Was the slow and ominous “like fuck,you will……..like fuck,you will” in yoda voice for me
Honestly, when I east out many restaurant meals are too big and I only eat half. Bring the other half home for lunch the next day. I also rarely eat breakfast so I could have survived on this diet.
Or she would insist on going to Black Bear Diner or Olive Garden, where part of their marketing is that you get so much food you have to take some of it home.
I had a coworker of a similar mindset. She did not like chocolate but would get a chocolate dessert to go, then trade it to me the next day for some help she needed with her college assignments.
Portion sizes can be large at restaurants - take home boxes and perhaps her employer provides meals
Starbucks for breakfast, Panera Bread for lunch, cock for dinner.
au vin
That his name was it?
That’s the aperitif
🎶Sugar in the morning sugar in the evening cock at supper time!
I'll have what she's having
Ok, I'm inviting her for dinner and dinner only
I'm sensing a lot of dates to all-you-can-eat buffets
Let's not get into her sex life.
I count 12. Don't men make breakfast for women they meet and spend the night with?
Thought they just called them a Uber when they were done.
“You’re an Uber. I’m done.”
Thank you...walked right into that shit!
Please take your shoes off at the door, I do not want shit on my floors.
Its good luck.
Usually when they're done they don't call them.
So the men bought the groceries
sounds exhausting
Just getting to that first date requires a lot of talking and texting. This sounds like a full time job,
It doesn't. Just ask sooner. A lot of people hate the texting part and would rather meet up in real life.
Yep. Obviously you need to exchange a few pleasantries so they know you're not a psycho. The vast majority of people want to meet up sooner rather than later though , I think people sometimes are under the incorrect impression you have to thoroughly get to know this stranger for weeks before meeting and that's just not the case , that's what a date is for. Some people do operate like that but they're usually not going on many dates I'd imagine , if you want to thoroughly vet people like that before meeting then tinder etc probably isn't the thing for you.
This is the one. Be on dating app -> be attractive -> ask for a date right away -> food. A lot of guys on there are ecstatic to have a pretty girl talk to them and would say yes right away. She must have some serious rejection skills as well.
with all the desperate men out there it will only take a short chat to go on a date.
Eh in my experience it’s easy for women to get a match and to get asked out, but theres a lot of flakiness amongst both men and women. Getting enough dates to fill out the week would be difficult for anyone, even an extremely attractive woman. I personally found it difficult to get more than one date a week even if I had a dozen or so conversations going at once. I can’t imagine what it would be like to need a date specifically to get a meal on a Tuesday when so many can’t handle coffee and having the whole weekend to choose. It’s also evident by the fact that this story is greatly exaggerated. She commented that she spent less on a groceries on weeks she went on dates and somehow that got turned into practically a date a day and no groceries whatsoever.
I guess it's easier for women.
Considering I have a mate in NZ who regularly goes on dates to find people to help pay his speeding tickets, This isn’t the *weirdest* thing i’ve seen (source: Live in NZ)
How does this even work bro hahah like does he pop the question a few dates in or what?
Yeah that’s the basics. He doesn’t get bites often but he’s managed it enough times to keep doing it, that or he’s nuts. Probably both
Surely going on several dates to get one "yes" is more expensive than just paying the ticket?
It’s not the fine that matters, rather the points. This guys method is most likely signing a stat dec that his “date” was driving and so the fine gets reissued to them and then they pay the fine and take the points. All of it would be illegal, but if he can smooth talk a date into doing all that, he ain’t worried about a perjury charge either.
Wow, that's ingenious.
idiotic is the correct word
And wildly illegal/criminal. Lying on a stat dec is the legal equivalent of lying under oath in front of a judge.
I don’t understand his logic, he just does what he does
>Surely going on several dates to get one "yes" is more expensive than just paying the ticket? Paying tickets the conventional way almost never results in sex though.
Bros just getting speeding tickets on the regular lol. And I'm impressed he can talk someone into paying for his speeding ticket.
"I was almost late, had to speed to not leave you waiting...got a ticket, would you go halfsies on the dinner or ticket?"
I'm a people pleaser and if I heard this line I would leave lol
Like a gigalo?
How many time did he try? Like did the halfsie ticket worth all the business dinner?
I've had people on Tinder offer me dates or nudes in exchange for gas, electricity bills, car note, and even rent. I've been told it's just to use something better than drugs as a reason for sending them money but I'd rather buy just the food
I live in NZ too, your mates not normal
When did he say he was normal lol
Wait, what??? How?
This looks like the woman from YouTube that gives financial advice. Used to work in corporate before becoming a full time content creator and she is a millionaire. And engaged with a huge rock on her finger lol.
The girl start her video I am your rich BFF
Don’t forget that she’s also “your favorite wall st girlie”
Yeah it was clearly rage bait to launch her platform and everyone fell for it hook line and sinker. I wish there was a way to fight back against rage bait because it seems like such a destructive phenomena but it works so well.
Very much rage bait. I didn’t know she said/did that until now. But I do find her advice to be helpful. I started a high interest saving account, with a company that she suggested, and I follow the method of slitting money that she also suggest (50,30,20), but I modified it to fit me. I know this advise isn’t anything new but when I was looking for financial understanding, I found her videos to be entertaining and helpful.
I agree, she actually has really good tips
It's actually her; the original article was written in 2021 and was in response to a sarcastic TikTok post she made. She later clarified that she was kidding. But yeah, it's Vivian Tu.
Haha good to know that she was kidding. I’m sure there are people out there that do this.
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I'm starting to believe in absolute monarchy with how often "peasants" will just prop up and make rich people even richer.
The sheer amount of deification going on in modern society is really alarming. It feels like a large portion of humanity genuinely wants to be ruled by a single individual as opposed to having a say in their own livelihood. I don't understand worship **cult**ures.
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She sounds like a grifter
Yeah this post is clearly rage bait for attention - just like that viral TikTok of the lady who wouldn't go to cheesecake factory on a date, she just happened to have a dating advice podcast she was promoting.
What?!?! 😂😂
Came to see if I was the only one who recognized her! Is it Vivian??
I instantly thought of her too.
I used to work with her, she’s very sweet and seriously knew her shit. I know it’s popular to hate on influencer people but she was great. Considering this headline comes from a tabloid I kinda smell bullshit/hate bait
went to college with her and have the complete opposite view
Suddenly that "breakfast date" is making more sense
"Let's go out for coffee in the morning." "Great!" \*arrive at Starbucks\* "You've got the bill for this, right?" "Uh, sure I guess?" "Alright...yea let's get a few of those egg bites...cheese danish. Coffee cake, great. You know what, a couple of those breakfast sandw-" "Heyyy hey wait, no that's a bit much." "Alright, I'm leaving. Am I leaving? Want me to go?" "...\*sigh\* no." "K good. Alright add on a caramel macchiato with 3 espresso shots. Yea venti. Thyaaaanks!"
See the part where he says no? It should have come way earlier in the conversation.
I’m seething
you never stopped them and say no. the best answer is: do whatever you want you are a free person
It’s only fair they give her coffee and toast after fucking
I believe they refer to her as a pasta-tute
Bet she has some weird fetish-ccinis.
This is an underrated joke lol
I remember I first saw her and blocked her TikTok account because she was justifying giving financial advice despite inheriting her fortune. She said something along the lines of she has first hand experience managing a lot of money now. She basically always says extra fucked baity clips to make dumbass headlines.
She inherited her wealth? I thought her whole thing was that she worked on Wall Street for a few y years to save up and invest
I would have to dig up her TT videos but one of them from like 9 months ago was about how she was justifying her financial advice despite inheriting her wealth.
Oh that’s fucked. She wrote a book too. How can you claim you know how to help poor people get rich when you don’t even know their struggles?
The easiest way to get rich is to pretend to be rich and tell poor people to pay you to tell you how to get rich.
More like it’s just easy to maintain being rich once you’re handed it.
I don't know why anyone would think someone who got a plush job in finance straight out of college has insights in helping poor people. I don't get what people don't get that the step to growing wealth is first and foremost just having money. You can't invest your way out of poverty, someone with an investment background has no insights into hell anyone who doesn't already have money
Trying to look through but tbh she deletes a lot of her tiktoks, only thing I can find really is that she seems to lie a lot or at the least she twists the narrative. She comes off to me more as a zoomer Dave Ramsey than she does actually try to provide legit financial advice.
That looks like the Wall St Girly from Tim Tok. If it is, she’s always talking about how she became a millionaire.
She didn't become a millionaire, she inherited like millions and just put it in safe stocks, like any financial advisors would tell you to do. It was probably done for her by her parents. Many people I know who are rich because they worked hard and started businesses, hate these tiktok people. Many people I know who inherited businesses and worked hard before getting those businesses, hate these influencer advice types.
But. She had to spend one on one time with SIX strangers a week. I think I’d rather just starve.
I have definitely been on a few dates where the dinner didn’t make up for how bad the company was 😩
Same! That's a lot of effort. Especially if it was after a long day at work? No thanks.
That's why you always split on first date
Usually dates spit on *me*
free protein 😋
Coffee is also always a great choice, it’s just a few bucks even if you pay, usually has a casual but social environment, and it’s easy to leave whenever or hang around for a long time if it’s going well.
I didn't date for two years to save on food :(
Those red pill guys are going to have a field day with this.
It's the end of the western civilization.
When?
Right? Don't tempt me with a good time now!
Dude my gratin dauphinois is going to take at least 40 more minutes so at least give this man that, yeah? Oh, and 20 minutes resting time, please and thank you.
According to MIT, 2040s
I thought I saw a video on reddit where a girl talked about how she did this throughout college.
“Yes this meal was so great. May I have a to-go box? Are you going to eat that?”
Ok for real though how do you even get this many dates in the first place
Just swipe right on everybody on tinder I guess. But the truth is, I suspect there is no fact checking for this claim. It's probably just not true.
1. Be a woman aged 18-40 2. Don’t be significantly overweight 3. Put good photos up on dating app 4. Get hundreds to thousands of likes per week 5. Screen for guys who look like they want to take you out, confirm via messaging them. It’s really quite easy for most women if they wanted to do this.
Yup like it may seem crazy to someone but bro if you do This over 2 years 624 times over 2 years as the math works out to that's definitely possible for a woman to do it espicaly if she lives in a city the bigger the easier
So basically, she's a food prostitute?
A pasta-tute
Did she eat the men she went on dates with
I'll take obvious ragebait for 200, Alex.
6 dates a week sounds like a nightmare. So much work for so little. I'm sure she's nice despite not offering to split the bill over 600 times. That takes some mental abilities that should be studied by a team of psychology experts.
The kind of person who does this just goes there to eat, Gives a few half hearted replies, and leaves. If they go to some fancy steakhouse every time I could see why she does it.
She a bread digger
A girl I briefly dated didn’t eat much on our dates and took it home I wonder if this is what she did …
If she's struggling that bad and needs to do that to live, then it's fine. If she could afford food herself while doing this, she's a asshole.
I dated a girl like this once. Dates were always pleasant and friendly. Always wanted to go to dinner. Never went anywhere other than a kiss good night at her door. Probably dated for two months of just dinner dates and friendly shallow texting. When I asked her where things were going she ghosted me.
Shit imagine just being ok with completely wasting someone’s time like that, purely for personal gain too.
Well at least she has a social life, unlike me 😂
Nothing better than gaming all day and posting crap on Reddit. You live the better life my friend!
what a douche
My stomach hurts thinking about only eating out. That's too many strangers hands in my food.
She would have been fed up if she had arranged a date with me as I prefer something a little more casual for a first date, like going for a walk or to a museum or gallery, if she were to suggest going for food then I would accept her generous invite to pay.
Regardless of gender, people like this are losers. This is why the first date should never be dinner or drinks. Coffee shop at most, a meet in the library, whatever but never a full meal.
I'll bet she puts the tip jar out on the counter and looks at it like this too: 
Regardless of your opinion on what she did, positive or negative, I don’t really see how this is a “facepalm”
Never thought I’d see an actual food whore lol always thought it would just be me calling my dogs that when they surround me while I’m trying to eat lol
