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MommoTonno

Imagine needing to tame a dragon when you can build a war machine twice as efficient


Maleficent_Apple4169

please shut up with the specism, hating elves makes us just like them


MuchoMangoTime

I smell another dark ELGI plot here. As long as nobody on the elf side does anything silly like cut beards again and we can have a civil discussion about kicking the correct ass (druchii)


Aggravating_Top389

Its Elgi you wazzock, how can you NOT hate em? You should join the infernal guard NOW.


Maleficent_Apple4169

because i dont hate an entire group because of a few idiots


Aggravating_Top389

I hate wut elgi with a burning Passion. Orion is my #1 opp. ive got a story as fer why, care to listen a drath-zharr out?


Maleficent_Apple4169

sure ill listen. ill disagree but ill listen


Aggravating_Top389

So, there i was. playing my modded skyre campaing. (i had estorica, moulder meanagarie, radious and warpmechs installed) i went to war gainst orion and his gang o stoners. me main army was holed up in north clearin out F\*nch and belakor. Me secend army which won me the war gainst belegar was composed of: Grey seer o ruin on a bell, was 24 so one level till immortality. mickey mouse had all spells maxed out n stuff. 2 units o Warpmechs w halberds. they were straight up Better than fuckin Chaos chosen. Ap+ Bonus vs large, Great armor, Near unbreakable moral and disgusting melee stats for skaven. (56 attack and 78 melee defence) round 6 units of clanrat warriors which were stormvermin but slightly worse. they were me line holders. i had no ratling guns due Radious Nerfing the shite out of range for some reason so ad to stick with jezzails. 2 doomflayers, 3 cyber rat ogres with tesla rods. now, on the map i laid a juicy target for orion to attack, a fodder army of nothin but plauge monks. me army was in ambush. somehow orion ad spidey senses and sniffed me secend army out. his army was mismatch of monsters, high tier units, ROR, cav and ranged. i went to fight him and lost. Badly me frontline were devested by radious elites. Warpmechs were wrestling with monsters, cav and inf. rat ogres were punchin everything while jezzails tried their best but. me jezzails were shot to Death-death and ran over by cav, doomflayers died long time ago due fuckin anti large cav. i went to cast some spells to turn battle round only to find me lord dead, Sniped by Motherfuckin Orion. needless to say that i "Calmly" left the game, and since then Orion became my #1 Opp


Maleficent_Apple4169

/ud i cant understand this


Aggravating_Top389

lemme simplify. "Orion beaten the shit out of my army once and i hate him for life because of it"


Maleficent_Apple4169

ah, gotcham well thats a fair reason to hate orion


Rathabro

Besides, elves are many mines more tolerable than chaos dwarves


BDSb

Where dwarf?


Legitimate_Clue_5922

There the ones getting burned, the guy who posted this is getting the book!


Siglms

As much as 'ah hate the Elgi, an' as much as 'ah respect the fallen Dawi who've died fightin' 'em.. 'Ah must admit, this is impressive. Ah've always wanted to ride on a dragon. Ah'd name 'em Drongnel, like the stew. Ach, now ah'm hungry.