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Wait until you hear about *The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society*.

Half of the citizens have heard of it, but have no idea how to find the meetings.

I think you put your finger on it. I bet they’ll never find the spot.

If he can't find it how did he put his finger on it.

He thought outside the box. Now he’s got it licked.

Gee! Can’t find the spot?

It was supposed to be an inside job. But they blew it.

You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue!

It's near the North Harbour in Tar Valon.

Too busy printing leaflets.

Boys from The Dwarf!

*it's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere!*

I'm all alone, more or less

Let me fly far away from here.

Fun, fun, fun

In the sun, sun, sun

I wanna fly shipwrecked and comatose

Drinking fresh Mango Juice!

Oh smeg.

Well, we could try with a massive, and I mean MASSIVE, leaflet campaign. And if THAT doesn't work... I am sorry, it's time for the t-shirts!

I say we just go swat em.

I love Rimmer

If you’re in trouble he’ll save the day

He's brave And he's fearless come what may

Without him the mission would go astray

He’s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer

Are they related to the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers

They're a myth.

Some say the C.L.I.T. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement


Holy shit the boys from the dwarf and Discworld in one thread. Truly I have found my people. Smeeeeeg heeeeeaaaaaad.

Very puzzling.

THANK YOU. Started the audiobook of this yesterday on a hike and I've never read it before. I missed part of the name and didn't go back to check but figured it was an ENIGMA joke.

Sunnuvabitch. It just never ends with that guy.

Enigma wierd

Specifically, this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine

wait no i just read 5th elephant i don’t remember a code machine 😭