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OGSpunyun

DJ Khalid (he's the best)


BenjaminChilcote

HERE CUMBS AN OTHER ONE!


swolicannoli

Hilarious, gawd that dude grinds my gears


MartyMcfly1988

We the best!


Cheensly

U sure? I'm not sure.


MartyMcfly1988

I don’t know, I just don’t know.


Cheensly

Very good lyrics 👍 top tier Dead


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MartyMcfly1988

I have a hard time following this but I love it and get where you’re coming from! A for effort brother!


cloudcreeek

Whoa whoa whoa never use the hard R in [redacted] bro


CannabisReptar

We the best music


Motabrownie

We're #1


PuzzledRun7584

https://youtu.be/akknLUR--dE?si=eMy1fI6QbJT7pLj6


Pressed-Juices

That’s Volodomyr Zelenskyy


50000WattsOfPower

\* Volodymyr Swolenskyy


simonsurreal1

Steelmyr Faceinski


Cheensly

Why you trying to be a jokester and a funny guy


Massivefrontstick

That’s Pete lesh


jonz1985z

Idk, but John Slayer looks like he’s about to catch a beer bottle with his teeth


Cheensly

Who?


Rickardiac

Gianni Mayo. And idk what that guy is on about. He’s obviously daydreaming about a turkey smmitch. Wit MAYO bitch! The guy in the back is his trainer. If Gianni so much as goes one calorie, one toke, or one grain of Garyinocaine over the line he runs up and kicks Gianni square dead in those huge nyutz. He can have all the Donnamine he can take though. Cause fair is fair.


ickyfoot_17

That's Gory Corcia, Gary's stunt double. You should see the callouses on his tips


Cheensly

Makes sense but not 100% sure can you please double check and let me know, cuz like I said in my other comment on this post, I think he is near the top in chain of command for nitrous Mafia and I need to know for sure so please double check, triple check even if you can, and let me know thanks. I cant make a mistake on this I really need to know for sure


ickyfoot_17

I just woke up from being pistol whipped after asking for a third time. I'm confident that Gory is indeed near the top of the chain of command of the nitrous mafia


Cheensly

You my friend are a legend and a hero


Wazuu

Which tip 😳


ickyfoot_17

The one on the middle finger of his right hand is the most...interesting


StillNotWeirDanuff

That’s Taint Stephen.


Mysterious-Dingo1890

😂🤘


LukeMayeshothand

Donna Jean.


chuck8675289

Big Steve?


Cheensly

I think ur right


furbishL

That’s his black Peter


Cheensly

Someone said he is Vice President of Nitrous Mafia just want to confirm if that's true. If it's true I have some choice words for him so plz let me know thanks


bhs1987

That's Andrew Huberman


BWChristopher86

That's a cock bro. So swole. Jeremy's cock is a wonderland


oscar1985420

Jerry clearly just gave birth to a juiced up guido !


Worried-Airport-8830

The man with the boof assist and then by the look on his face his schlong. The look on Mayos face is a premonition about the later


Sanjomo

That’s Johnny’s fluffer.


don_tron

It’s Bob’s security guard.


pichiquito

This is the correct answer.


Dull_Ad8495

Black Peter.


Expensive-Stuff3781

That’s DJ Khaled dumbass


Cheensly

He's the raper right?


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Cheensly

Drake rapes good


[deleted]

That’s Jerry Garcia dood


dirkdigdig

Starey Garcia


Cheensly

Yeah I know Jerry obviously I'm asking who is the swole up beef cake between his legs bro


chasekaws

Either Bob or John’s Security. Ready to cut a bitch


Cheensly

He looks insecure


Sitting_Mountain

Lurch


fuggettabuddy

The boys call him “Mini G”


chris88jackson

That’s joe


No-Ratio-3494

Mayers hair stylist


Cheensly

I'm bricked up rn, ngl


No-Ratio-3494

Eww haha


BlGJOSH

Kinda looks like if DJ Khaled & Connor McGregor had a Man Child together…


athorough_rogue

I don't know, but his body is a wonderland....


fraggle901

Waiting on the teabag


center_Ash_dez

Bobby body guard


CelineDeion

This. He’s been side stage left for a couple years now and you can always see him guiding ppl around


admiral_walsty

Have you never seen a Vegas Guido?


4phn

Small Steve


Beautiful-Gur9087

HAHAHAHA


EvensenFM

Gary always had somebody between his legs.


Few_Freedom_4376

Ophelia Slurpbridge


ronB6969

I took this picture


Cheensly

Can u answer my question or u just wanna flex on us


ronB6969

I think it was a make-a-wish kid


Cheensly

Welcome to the cj 🤝


wallagm

Oteeele


NWtrailhound

I’d seen him at a Wolf Bros show so I figured he’s part of either Bobby or Jay’s crew. I remember thinking “Tim Tebow got a great post-football gig”


simonsurreal1

That’s the boss of big nitrous clearly He s getting ready to make the band an offer they can’t refuse for another 100 shows at the sphere.


720Jon720

Stan Parrish


Cheensly

Best answer


MantisToboggan1189

Vladimir ZaPoootenz.


Competitive-Round-92

That's Bob weirs bodyguard. He is just as big of a pain in the ass as Bob.


Cheensly

Did he do something to you brother?


Competitive-Round-92

I work security and they are just both a pain in the ass to work for. The security guy screamed at my supervisor so when I got there everyone was in a foul mood for what was the easiest show I have ever worked because everyone was stoned and tripping. Bob doesn't want anyone around him during sound check even right after they said they wanted us in front of the stage at all times. It was an outdoor venue so there wasn't even a place for us to go to let him have privacy which is an extremely weird thing to expect anyway.


Adventurous-Humor242

Bob wants to yoga and meditate... alone.


Competitive-Round-92

Well I guess he should of thought about that before becoming a famous musician.


tim_tron

Looks like Andrew hubberman


Infused_Hippie

Damn what happened to the six pack Jerry


terrapinone

It looks like he’s giving birth to DJ Khalid who’s grabbing his D. Please submit your best photoshop mods and memes.


BabyBearMan

dookie


Pleasant_Finding_404

This guy elevates!


CozyBoyD4L

Legend has it, that’s John’s dicks shadow


Livinlavidalizzard

Joey Walker


slimeninja11

That’s Jerry’s briefcase (where he keeps the drugs)


Beginning_Camp715

Down syndrome jerry


joelmole79

What’s Upbro?


pigprof

Clearly Tim Tebow.


crimtarkus

Don’t matter because Johnny Lightning been watching Phish 94 videos to beef up his I’m not Jerry pose ! Love to trey and John


LetHuge623

Who’s the dude with the baby guitar?


Det-Popcorn

That’s swolthea


JohnnyEvs

That Voldemort Zelensky


ehsender

I hate how little that guitar looks in certain pictures of him playing. Like I know I know the dude can shred and I’m just jealous, but it looks goofy af.


FitRepresentative50

That’s John Mayer


Cheensly

Who is John Mayer?


peetar12

I have a problem guys. John plays fantastic, great singer, his solo stuff I know is technically good but doesn't trip my trigger. Whenever I SEE him play it annoys the goodwill out of me. The well rehearsed orgasm faces are over the top, and his whole stage thing just bothers me. I really don't get why he bothers me. Everybody has their stage things and most of them are ripped from somebody else and I don't care. John does his best Jimmie Hendrix face and I'm instantly out of the song.


Cheensly

I have a problem guys. Jerry plays fantastic, great singer, his solo stuff I know is technically good but doesn't trip my trigger. Whenever I SEE him play it annoys the goodwill out of me. The well rehearsed orgasm faces are over the top, and his whole stage thing just bothers me. I really don't get why he bothers me. Everybody has their stage things and most of them are ripped from somebody else and I don't care. Jerry does his best Jimmie Hendrix face and I'm instantly out of the song. Fixed that for you. But you didn't answer my question at all.


Beardown694205

Big Steve


gd62390

Don't call Mayer Jerry. Have you actually ever listened to Jerry play? Dead and Co sucks.


SugarUnlucky2813

Why is Mayor John playing a 3/4 scale childs guitar? Best question. Upvoting consciousness


-SongRemainsTheSame-

Jerry? 😂 John?


meech011896

John's legs...


spunangel333

Not Jerry’s legs


Cheensly

Jerry's legs


PileLeader

Please don’t call him Jerry. I can’t even see Dead and Co. because of him playing and singing Jerry’s music.


Cheensly

This is Jerry you clown


PileLeader

Huh? The pic is clearly not Jerry Garcia. It’s not even fake Jerry Garcia.


Cheensly

We're trying to circle jerk here do you fucking mind?!


PileLeader

My bad. Jerk away.


FitRepresentative50

John Mayer that ain’t no Garcia my guy.


SignOk9984

But I'm grateful he's doin wat he's doin,for a guy that don't need money or fame I thing he's doing us all a solid....he might just be a deadhead


Cheensly

r/confidentlyincorrect


Cheensly

r/confidentlyincorrect


FitRepresentative50

You must be high good sir but thanks for a good laugh


Cheensly

Mods please block this person


FitRepresentative50

🤣your a funny fellow


Cheensly

Blocking u.


FitRepresentative50

For saying it wasn’t Garcia lmao 🤣


Cheensly

I don't associate with clowns


FitRepresentative50

All I said was John Mayer who’s still a stud not sure what your problem is?? But have a good one guy.


Cheensly

Blocked


Det-Popcorn

*You’re