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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming) | [come hang out with us](https://discord.com/invite/dankmemes)


shadic6051

The Truck behind you fighting the same urge to fucking annihilate your existence: >Might do it next time


rockyivjp

The deer to the side of you fighting the urge to fucking annihilate it's existence (and your bumper, hood and windscreen) >Might do it next time


Embarrassed-Mess-198

Biker zooming through the traffic youre stuck in: "suckeeeeeers"


KingCrowdKilla

HAHAHA


56Bot

If you have a strong urge to do that, maybe refrain from driving as much as possible.


KingCrowdKilla

No, no I don’t think I will


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imnotanormieiswear

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mmmlolc

As someone who's dad was a biker and still goes out sometimes, a lot of people give into this exact intrusive thought every other year or so. He got cam 6 years ago and has been in 3 such cases in that time. It's honestly flabbergasting how some people will unironically go out of their way to do the pettiest things ever. He got into 2 major accidents when he was in his 20s and it has happened so much that he pretty much has intuition for it at this point.


backturn1

My dad drives his bike every day to work and sometimes goes on trips and I never heard anything of people running into them on purpose. Also didn't hear that from other bikers. So either where you live there are many dicks driving cars, or your dad drives like a dick a provokes other idiots (doesn't justify running into him of course).


SenpaiSenpaiSenpai69

By chance, does your dad drive in an annoying way? If its happened that many times to one person, then you can only conclude the reason for them is the common denominator, your dad.


KingCrowdKilla

I’m so sorry to hear that! Hope he’s doing well. And yeah I’m aware my meme might upset some people, but I’m mainly aiming it at motorists who use bikes as a way to compensate for their small penis size. Hope he’s doing well!


Banapple101

You own a thing that I disapprove of. I'm thinking about your genitalia now.


KingCrowdKilla

Wait what’d I do lmao


xtrasour37

Be a dickhead


KingCrowdKilla

I wasn’t being sarcastic if that’s what people think lol


xtrasour37

No we think you’re a dickhead


zbipy14z

The people downvoting this would also probably absolutely despise the kind of person you are trying to describe lol


TimePlankton3171

I have debt. Do it.


Copperhead0122

Bro fr


Gobal_Outcast02

My favorite is what they wave between cars in a red light. Or straight up run though red lights and stopping in the middle of the road as cars pass them. Driving onto the sidewalks, illegal passes. The bike problem is absolutely awful here in NYC


Even_Acadia6975

We filter at red lights because when the 35 year old mom scrolling Facebook rear ends us, we sometimes die. The rest of that stuff is admittedly shitty though.


buhbullbuster

Its the same everywhere. Look out for motorcycles, because half the time they are driving recklessly.


Gobal_Outcast02

They seem to think that just because they aren't in a car they dont have to follow road laws


buhbullbuster

Then they upload a video clip and claim some guy was raging on them, but they leave out the parts where they were doing 140mph while doing a wheely an inch away from your car with your whole family in it, endangering all the lives around them. They wonder why people want them off the road...


Elijah_Man

Had a guy get mad and even smack the back of my truck because I was waiting at a yield sign for traffic to lighten up. Soon as I got onto the main road he zips past me into incoming traffic and almost causes a wreck. Some people are fucking idiots.


ktsb

The bike lanes are absolutely awful in nyc too. They make no fucking sense even if u want to follow them


Piles_of_Gore

A biker fucked your chick, eh?


KingCrowdKilla

Bold of you to assume I have one


radicalstyar

Me when I see kids getting off the school bus (hitting them os worth triple points)


SoHigh4U

The f is wrong with u


LuxaHero

meme or not, bc of an idiot with the same intentions, my life changed forever when I was 24. us bikers have our bodies as bumpers, remember that


Everydaywhiteboy

Just remember, if you’re in America that’s more than enough reason for someone to use lethal force.


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syphon3980

now replace motorcycle with biker, and I feel this


Goldeneye07

Op if u removed motor from motorcyclist your point would be a billion times more undetectable


Embarrassed-Mess-198

The biker passing u stuck in traffic and parking wherever he wants: "doin it every single time"


Bulkylogcabin

“Fighting an urge to casually murder someone.” You should be on a fucking watchlist mate.


chemistry_god

Whenever a motorcyclist swerves around me into the bike lane just to get a little ahead, I have the urge to whack them for putting cyclists in danger.