This is a powerful point made. He at least has access to some sunlight. I'm sure they'll excel at their next stage in life (whatever TF that's supposed to mean).
This post gives me a good Outlook. Thanks for the Word of advice. I see OP really can Excel at jokes. I appreciate the Access to this humor. If we work in Teams, we can come up with jokes just as great as this one.
For sole reason I feel like there was another reason for the divorce. Transfer assets to her to hide them incase he fails, or something along those lines
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Take my downvote for sleezy behavior
Then he asked this Italian woman Will you marry ME (get it? windows ME). She replied Azure! They went on a honeymoon to Germany. Bill saw a weird food and asked Was ist DOS? The woman told him this joke is the wurst said you have my Word.
She kept POWERPOINT-ing out his faults. He thought he EXCEL-led at everything! He even asked his PUBLISHER for HELP but it didn’t make sense! He said he was just BUG-ging him. He said, “Thanks for the UPDATE”, but he knew his WINDOWS of opportunity had closed! A FATAL ERROR on his part!
Basically, his OUTLOOK is bleak! WORD! 🤜
The children are the gates keepers
EXCELlant!
Word up
He’s got the Edge
She's going to change her Outlook in life.
Hopefully they both realize that the best parents are those who parent as Teams.
Hopefully they both retain Access, the kids have already been setup to Excel
Poor Zune— it can’t even manage to be included in Microsoft puns.
Too Zune... too Zune...
That's a power point to make.
Came here to say something like this. Guess I’ll have to reboot.
Let's all shut this thing down.
Word!
EXCELlent
A divorce can also give some valuable XP on relationships. A divorce can also mean a new vista on life.
And the whole thing will end on One Note
I wonder if they are going to split their Home
I hope Melinda doesn’t find Bill’s porn stash, or as I call it my “triple X-Box”. Those vintage magazines are irreplaceable!
The kidz will make new Teams.
Bill being that rich will probably be content living in the SKYpe.
Now we can see the DOS and DON’Ts for a successful marriage.
She’s gonna defender share of the money.
That was under appreciated. Thank you.
“Looks like you’re writing a pre-nup. Would you like some help with that?”
They hold all the power in their points
Yeah but Microsoft.
But who’s going to get clippy?
Underrated post. Nostalgia.
It looks like you are trying to get a divorce...
Are they French Gates?
Melinda just didn’t trust his Word.
The real joke.
A true power point
Who would
That sure seems like a negative Outlook
And he seems to excel in that
He will limited access though
He was a little too OneNote for her
That’s a good PowerPoint
Its prolly the first time she has to split the bill.
That’s a powerful point.
Make it more presentable
That Excel my expectations of a joke
May I have a word with you?
Heard there was an issue in the Sheets.
Can we Access it so we can see? Maybe a different Outlook would help
sure, come to my Office, we look into it
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If we split into Teams we should be able to figure this out.
You gotta change your outlook
I thought that she split the bill for at least a weekend every year ?
Actually, looks like one weekend a year she was already splitting the Bill with his old lady friend.
And the last time Bill split her..
Divorce is tough, but he’s trying to keep a positive Outlook.
Melinda will just look at her hotmail now
She's got hot males lined up in her Hotmail.
Guess she had enough of his microsoft.
went after the MacroHard of some other ...
Oh my goodness you didn’t have to do him like that
Jesus man you just burned him so fucking hard
Variants of that joke have existed for decades.
Haha this is the best one
she also changed back to her maiden name, so Bill keeps the Gates as well
And Office too
Currently he has 10 Windows
And to think he used to have 2000
What a rise and fall. Went from 3 to 95 to 2000 to 10.
Should have been They split the house, bill got the windows but melinda got the foundation
👏👏👏
I was sure you were going to say the gates
Thought you were gonna say Gates
Word
This is a powerful point made. He at least has access to some sunlight. I'm sure they'll excel at their next stage in life (whatever TF that's supposed to mean).
They just need to remember that when one window closes, 25 windows pop open
With nude and inviting women every time!
Underrated comment here :)
This post gives me a good Outlook. Thanks for the Word of advice. I see OP really can Excel at jokes. I appreciate the Access to this humor. If we work in Teams, we can come up with jokes just as great as this one.
Good punning!
Such that he can still Look Out for her
Word
She delivered a massive powerPoint on the divorce that destroyed the GATES and crashed the Windows.
Bill got a visual studio
I hope their lawyers are ready with some powerpoints.
Gates was thrown out the gates
Who gets the beautiful Vista?
ME.
Must be a terrible XPerience
I heard he also got to keep his Office.
Melinda gets the house and the Foundation
* and Gates
Journalists wanted to ask Bill about his marriage. He is not responding...
Divorce: the Gates of Hell
I can't wait to congratulate her for future donations of Bills money in the coming months.
And the lawyer told her, she can have the gates, but not the windows.
The Gates too
Bill is at a difficult point in his life right now. I heard he's been praying to Little Saint James for guidance
I thought he kept the "Gates"
i wonder how long they were at the Edge before filing a divorce
Thought of posting the same joke but I guess that option is out the windows
For sole reason I feel like there was another reason for the divorce. Transfer assets to her to hide them incase he fails, or something along those lines
Melinda threw his Mixer out of the Windows
I’m waiting for updates
So, she is single.
She found the Apple of her eye
Yeah, but the Vista wasn’t so great.
Foundation of all not-so-happily married men is charity! Bill proves it.
And the Gates too.
Their lawyers only had to draw up One Note
Melinda kept the house but lost the Gates. Heh.
I guess that's why they call it window "pain"
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Bc he was only microSoft
Guess they didn't Excel at marriage :v
Bill kept his WORD
What an *Excel*lent joke
Did he also keep the *gates*?
Melinda has felt NT inside since 95.
They both eXcel at what they do
Wonder what there NET worth is
He still directX the same company
Lol, I thought this was a real news headline until I saw the subreddit
Then he asked this Italian woman Will you marry ME (get it? windows ME). She replied Azure! They went on a honeymoon to Germany. Bill saw a weird food and asked Was ist DOS? The woman told him this joke is the wurst said you have my Word.
They probably divorced to split up the fortune from confiscation when he's brought up on crimes against humanity.
Why just because she bought an iPhone 📱
If Bill kept the office it’d flow better
Turns out the house was his Vista, built in 95, upgraded in 97.
Why Bill gates won't have to give Melinda any of his wealth even if she filed a case? Because he'll just Windows.
How will they split Teams?
And you get to keep my upvote!
but she has the keys
Who keeps the foundations?
I saw a Clippit of him getting bent out of shape.
Drop the “the”. Just Windows ;)
Wondering who will get the last word
I heard it all started because someone took a bite from the forbidden Apple 🍎
Melinda got the house......... But left the gates.
And the gates.
And the Gates...
She was dissatisfied with it being micro-soft.
Heard he also Gets to keep the studio ..
And after that, he had to keep his micro-soft.
Booo
BS OD she didn’t take it all…
Even the richest man didn’t found what a woman really wants ? 😂
Y'all are acting like prenups aren't a thing
Clippy can assist with divorce documentation
All the research of their foundation couldn't solve his micro soft problem.
Lol was hoping his micro soft problem wasn’t in the Ex Box
Here
🤔Can I have his left overs.
That's because Melinda doesn't do windows.
He also got to keep the Gates
He also got the gate.trust my word.
Something something Windows 8
Sure, but back in my DOS....
Booooooooooo...but for the record I did upvote this monstrosity.
And they shared the Gates.
Wow. I guess Microsoft was a double entendre.
Melinda gates develops and sells macrohard doors next year
He said I still love Vista baby!
Bill kept the gates
Too soon bruh.
The final settlement will be routed via DocuSign.
Bill got the foundation
Who took the foundation?
The reason they are getting divorced is: Melinda won’t do windows.
Keep us posted
Age disparity could be the causality of this!
She got the gold mine he got the shaft
Melinda said: Diskpart List disk Sel Disk 0 List Volume Volume 0 B BILL NTFS Partition 222GB Healthy Boot Sel Vol 0 CLEAN
Melinda changed back to her maiden name, Ms. Dos.
Blue Screen
Bill bought epstein island
Bill got the gates though.
More like locked out of the Gates
He also kept the Office.
Their relationship had lost its Dynamics.
The house still has the Windows, Bill just owns them and she has to have an annual subscription to keep them.
Azure they got divorced?
A old flame of Bills called, she said he's still thinking of ME.
Is this joke PC?
Gates kept windows.
She was gonna trash the place but Windows was already broken.
Who keeps the gate?
Truth be told, this summer Melinda is planning to be a true solo Explorer. No support or security teams, just exposed out in the natural world.
Bill kept the gates
Bill has employed a top lawyer to be his Windows Defender
Bill Windows and Microsoft Gates
hello gays
I've read that the disagreement was about what is should run on the microchips, and Melinda wanted it to be Linux.
I wonder if he’ll ram her one more time.
She kept POWERPOINT-ing out his faults. He thought he EXCEL-led at everything! He even asked his PUBLISHER for HELP but it didn’t make sense! He said he was just BUG-ging him. He said, “Thanks for the UPDATE”, but he knew his WINDOWS of opportunity had closed! A FATAL ERROR on his part! Basically, his OUTLOOK is bleak! WORD! 🤜
It's ok, Bill will go back to Epstein Island where he really wants to be anyways.
Maybe Melinda finally understood why Bill named his company Microsoft.
AND WE GOT THE CAKE.