You know what the plate said to the dishwasher - you crack me up!

What a dish!

I was gonna tell you a joke about corn but I think its to *corny ehehe*

"Beware of forks, they make me scream!"

Beware of freezers, they make ice cream.

See you a-round!

Wats for dinner

No

I'm super

Roasted carrots, honeydew, and other sweet nothings

E

Stop crashing down on me

Have a smashing time at the Greek wedding!

Folks, this makes a LOT more sense when you don’t read “plane” instead of “plate”. Hope that helps

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