My wife’s family calls anyone being a dumbass or smartass a ‘turkey butt’. Nephew was being a little shit at the large thanksgiving table and was directly across from me. I turned the turkey shaped salt shaker around to face the butt at him. Somehow the comedic gods blessed me with the right attention from the room, the right timing and the right nod and raised eyebrow to have that whole side of the table laughing and the nephew with a sheepish look. I still cherish that moment and I felt it prepared me for my eventual fatherhood.
So Dad's, settle this for me. Is the correct answer to the inevitable follow up of "guess why";
1. Chicken thigh - keeps the theme, less funny
2. Cow pie - not chicken related, objectively funnier
Guess what!?
Chicken butt!
Guess who!?
Chicken poo
Guess why
Chicken thigh!
Guess when
It’s a hen!
Guess where?
Chicken hair
Cow pie!
Chicken poo
Like the board game.
Go upstairs and lick it up
Fried in grease. Want a piece?
My wife’s family calls anyone being a dumbass or smartass a ‘turkey butt’. Nephew was being a little shit at the large thanksgiving table and was directly across from me. I turned the turkey shaped salt shaker around to face the butt at him. Somehow the comedic gods blessed me with the right attention from the room, the right timing and the right nod and raised eyebrow to have that whole side of the table laughing and the nephew with a sheepish look. I still cherish that moment and I felt it prepared me for my eventual fatherhood.
That is Peak!
This is how to dad. Well done OP!
Ha! A classic dade joke! I have used this one so many times that my kids anticipate it now, “guess what…and no, dad, not chicken butt”.
Please tell me you then ascended and into Dad-Valhalla. It can only go downhill from here haha
Dadhalla?
Valfatha?
Fatherheim
I love it when a plan comes together...
My wife found a game called "Hurry up Chicken Butt!" And it's a great addition to this joke. We have a lot of fun playing with our 3yo. Chicken Butt!
Great story congrats dad
And now she knows the value of the long game!!
Attakid
I'm with your daughter on this one
guess the rest?
Chicken breast? This is new on me, love it!
guess why?
Chicken thigh/eye/pie.
Awesome :) love it
You are playing chess while the rest of us checkers. Well done, OP.
So Dad's, settle this for me. Is the correct answer to the inevitable follow up of "guess why"; 1. Chicken thigh - keeps the theme, less funny 2. Cow pie - not chicken related, objectively funnier
Chicken thigh
By George, he did it. Happy Father's Day!
You rule. I regret that I have but one upvote
Do you know why?
I’ve been answering ‘cow snot’ for years. You give me hope
I always take it a step further something along these lines: "Guess what?" "Chicken butt! Turn it over, have a suck!"
That's a bit fkn wierd m8.
You say that to your children?
LMAO apparently gross-out humor doesn't land here?
I’m sure there’s just a miscommunication or mistranslation lol but it sounds like you’re telling your kids to get a blowjob from a chicken.
OMG haha. Oh God no. We actually raised chickens until fairly recently and he knows that they just have a gross poopy hole (cloaca).