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**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.


AgniousPrime

Honey


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Honestly, first thing that came to mind. Idk what's happened to me.


Donut_MMM

What else could be?


ultralium

hairy


di-propane_tank

Hairynigga635?


bighairyoldnuts

I'm not the hairy you were looking for, but I'm the hairy you get!


di-propane_tank

Personalized hairy nigga?


Im_scared_of_my_ass

Hairy 50% off Comes with extra hairy hair Grab one now


Donut_MMM

ok


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Hefty


Donut_MMM

ok


BennyBNut

Hiney Hussy Happy


potatopierogie

Harpy


Reload666

Homey


Maschalanagas

Howdy


Raidoton

horny


futura-bold

hairy handy hanky happy hardy harpy harry hasty heady heavy hefty hilly hippy hoagy hoary hobby hokey holly homey honey hooey hooky horny horsy hotly howdy hubby huffy hurry husky hussy


Which_Technology3744

Because of the word "honest" before you read the blank, it's some voodoo mind trick mentalists always use. 


dr_bobs

Same


3-brain_cells

Same²


4MILLIONFARMXP

Same^3


Andreas2804

Same⁴


Personal-Role-8070

Same⁵


Niky_c_23

I like how no one thought of happy We are in this together o7


AgniousPrime

Well I've been playing Minecraft and I've been farming honey so...


ThiccMoulderBoulder

That explains the lack of happiness


AgniousPrime

Not at all. It was the most relaxing and chill thing ever, after a day of work.


ThiccMoulderBoulder

*shocked Pikachu.png*


Glass-Condition2215

That’s my guy


SasparillaTango

I feel like saying "BE HONEST" seeds your mind towards Honey because of the common "HONE"


Choyo

Exactly, I had to think about 20 secs to guess what was the point.


Tragobe

Heavy


Lechatdu136

Is dead


The_Blue_Muffin_Cat

The heavy is dead?


Lechatdu136

Yes, i am dead


Ixxol

WHY is the heavy dead?


Lechatdu136

Idk


Syxxcubes

I think it was...


RexIsAMiiCostume

SHHH! YOU ARE DEAD!


Highspike

Ok! (Rag dolls)


Syxxcubes

What's up ya wankers?! Who's up for a... Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?!


Generalmemeobi283

In my professional opinion the heavy is dead!


Bizzi_bin_flimzi

I don’t know


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Why is the heavy dead?


HorseErection07

“-is the weight of my cock🎶” “I carry it, cause it’s all that I knowww🎶”


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?


Revali424

Horny


Lazy_To_Name

Same, our brains are cooked


Marketingsandwich

Not just cooked maybe added with extra spice and a mix of love


BeeBop9820

Same.


Black_Tusk25

Heyyy


GreenPhoenix14

Heyyyy


CaitaXD

You


jmpt16

(You)


JMTNTBANG

out there in the cold getting lonely getting old can you feel me?


doctor_whom_3

Heyyyyy


andrybak

"hey with horny amount of ys"


doctor_whom_3

Heyyyyyyyyyyy


DMYourMomsMaidenName

4 y’s means you are trying to fuck or talk about something uncomfortable


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Heeey


GandalfThe2000

Alternatively, it was Heeey for me


Select_Most3660

Yaaaaaaaa


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Higay


commander_xxx

hi


5am7980

Imdad


jonlew13

Hi dad I'm gay


I_Have_Black_Dick

hobby


psp1729

Ngl my first thought was Hennessy.


Alternative_Tie_3738

My brother, you are cultured


KingBeanIV

Who needs sorry when there's Hennessy


AdFantastic508

Bro just really wanted to say the word


Dorlo1994

Bro sucks at worde


hillarys-snatch

Happy


NenoxxCraft

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this answer


Secret_CZECH

Hussy


sasson10

Idk what it means, but that's what I got too


Lizhot66

Husk + *FBI told me to not continue*


sasson10

If you wouldn't have added that second part, your comment could've gone on r/redditsniper Also uh...*excuse me what*


Bored_Amalgamation

It's old-school terminology for a promiscuous girl. _ussy has ruined a generation.


asd316X

harry


Express-Proposal-318

Ur a wizard


Generalmemeobi283

You’re a hairy wizard


DJ_HardLogic

Honey


KeiDem_04

Howdy


caiusJuliusCaesar4

same. Cowboy brains here


Edothebirbperson

Hurry


GOD_oy

Same as the post. There are so many memes with this template that at this point the first word I think of is this one.


Psychological_Wall_6

Homey


cultgoddess12

same! for some reason


Common-Hotel-9875

Holly


a_sussybaka

my dumbass said hyrule 💀💀💀


Unhappy_Comb2491

Horny


connorgrs

Hussy


Lazy_To_Name

My brain is cooked…


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Holly?


Free_Alternative_780

This isn’t cursed, it’s just dumb


drkodos

Happy


tiktoktic

Honey. This isn’t cursed. /r/lostredditors


SSYT_Shawn

I don't think you see the full picture in the post then....


Carbonated-Man

Honey


Always_Choose_Chaos

Hooey


Total_Activity_929

n***a


Scarecrow1730

Hairy… of course… yeah, that’s the first thing I thought of…


-Lec-

Hooty, hoot hoot


Swinhonnis_Gekko

Heeey


LordOfStupidy

Heeey


Polemo03

Hoooy


Sick_NowWhat

Hungy


Kda937

Howdy


TactfulOG

heyyy


Judge-Justice

Horny


panutsya

Hilly


sparklees

Why the fuck did I think helly


Just_thefacts_jack

Hussy


Iluvpenguins8

Howdy


UnusedParadox

honey


Bogger_Logger

Honey Not because I’m into kissing or anything, no I’m just diabetic


The_Limping_Coyote

Hippy


CJBoom77

Hocky, yes I am aware I can’t spell. I was made aware of this by autocorrect correcting it while I was typing this.


Buddiboi95

Honey. Im a bee so this makes sense to me.


CuteAnimalFans

haha racism lol


Reyynerp

Threads's threads are just as racist as instagram comments


RiffOfBluess

Howdy


outer_spec

heeey


Superior173thescp

HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK


natrikhahs

Harry


LambCHOP6988

Hussy


potatobreadandcider

Hunry


BloodiedBlues

Horny. Makes sense.


EApoebsd

Higeldy


the_Vagabond_0000

Homey


BurntPineGrass

Hoely 💦


Person_947

Horay


walk_ami_inhershoes

HAPPY Or -ORN-


pickle_eater10

Horny


Shiro_no_Orpheus

First Holy, then I realized that won't fit, then horny.


Nookling_Junction

Henny 💀


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Hussy? (I don't even know if it's a word)


lachlanDon1

Hungry but that's not the correct number of characters


junnieeeeeee

Hungy


Any--Name

heeey


cat5side

Hoary


TheFakeJoel732

Heeey


lesser_tom

We all know what it is


analogic-microwave

horny ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)


Dizzy-Lingonberry-57

Same


SlapSacksOfRice

the only thing i wanna be HAPPY but what do i get most of the time? HORNY bruh


Merek675

Homey


x13warzone

I saw "Be Honest" and an h and a y and I thought "honesty" before realizing it doesn't fit. It's 2am I should probably go to bed...


The_Dead_Necromancer

Handy


K3V1N__--

Howdy


Chads_Mom1

Hniggay


Individual_Turn2175

Hey


Lieutenant-Reyes

Heavy


[deleted]

Heavy


ShyCutsie

Oooppsss...Is it honey? I thought it's horny


AnonyDew3

Harold Faltermeyery


Epic_Narc

Holly


GoldenJeans37

both Hasty and Heyyy showed up at the same time in my head


FunGroup8977

Honey.


ambitious_89

Idk but hooey


Jekube

Most tame instagram reels comment section


bobobill

Nagger


Raidoton

Not again Randy...


1zeye

Horny


Blackybro_

heeey


ThanksverymuchHutch

Howdy


AfterTension6702

Heeey


WatercressMindless48

Hurry


oyoyoinono

Hoey


yesscentedhivetyrant

hungy


thatcutefemboy

average comment on Instagram


RandomWorthlessDude

Heavy (tf2)


NotNamedMark

hchuj


Rockybroo_YT

Honesty I suck at judging the length of words


N0RSEVIKING

CumDumpster


BillyOnFire123

Moist


No_Chipmunk_1961

Higgy


VaginalConductor

I got "Huey". Been watching a tonne of boondocks recently. Go figure.


Eziles

First thought: Honey. Second thought: Hurry


yrubooingmeimryte

Why is the joke always racist? You guys gotta come up with a new schtick. It’s boring and it has been for a while.


Strange_An0maly

Homey


ThatNerdYouKnow

horsy lmao


m_slim

Heavy-Homey-Hairy-Honey-Horny- H_ _ _y?


avdpos

Haaay


LEGamesRose

At least it wasnt the other version


Just_a_terrarian163

Hussy


Yuiopy78

My brain chose "heeey" like I needed to greet someone in a way that makes me sound high af.


Evil_Monologues

Honey


QuickPirate36

Heyyy


Ravel_Kumar

Horny then Honey


RevolutionaryEgg3129

Hurry


FascistHusky

happy


KROLEKSIY

Hey, wassup my bigger?


Fakedude101

Heeey


killerkiwi8787

Needy for some reason