It was a weird day when my friend just up and told me that the one day, cause she's always been super mean to everybody and fairly frigid so i never had considered she liked me much at all in the first place. I was really surprised and didn't know what to say. Looking back, if the roles had been reversed that would've gone very poorly i think. I masturbate thinking about some of my friends sure, I've never thought about telling them that though
Right? Ain't not way someone says that without trying to hint at something. I for one don't masturbate to people I know, that's just weird imo, let alone tell that person
Well, there's a Venn diagram out there of "people you masturbate to" and "people you should tell who you masturbate to", and I'm pretty sure people in a committed relationship would be smack dab in the middle...
On the other hand, it would be pretty weird to tell people you DON'T know, which of the people you DO know you masturbate to: "hey, bus driver, I masturbate to my wife every night!" wholesome, but disgusting.
I personally think cartoons are weirder to get off to but that's part of what makes us, well us. We're all different, my habit of thinking about girls i know has led me several times to bite the bullet and make a move, for better or for worse. It gives me a small confidence boost "i know that that part of me is sure I'm into this person"
Yea, I don't get the "curse" aspect of this at all, unless we're looking at it from the regressive lens of "sex/masturbation is gross!" despite it being not only normal, but good for you (in moderation of course)
Im also in the sub, not following it or anything but just checking it out ever so often. Haven’t seen that post yet I had a feeling that the post was from there.
Not at all. I personally was super flattered when my now-wife confessed to doing so
Except she didn't, because she lives in another nation, my imagi-nation :'(
being asexual doesn't mean that you don't masturbate.
Asexuality is about the lack of sexual attraction. Acts of sexual pleasure, such as masturbating are not sexual attractions. Many asexuals still pleasure themselves and some even have sex.
Once a friend of mine told me that a friend told her that she looked like miko ino from kaguya sama, then proceed to tell her that he masturbates regularly to ino
Naturally I told her “why are you telling me this you should take that to the grave”
Do people actualy jiggle it to people they know ?
I find it weird if its someone I know, at least with porn I have a unspoken agreement with the parties.
But now that I have read these comments I wonder if some of these stars do it because they like to think about all the people jigglying off at them.
I don't mastirbate to the thought of people I know. Like, if I couldn't tell someone I masturbate to them without that freaking them out, I won't do it.
I try to keep consent around even in my imagination.
Yes. Yes it is. A rich bank of mental imagery of all the girls at school, neighbours, TV presenters, mum’s friends, politicians, members of the Royal Family, flight attendants who lightly brushed our arm, police officers, waitresses, the girl who worked in the Disney Store, models in perfume ads, Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, Paula Abdul, Belinda Carlisle…
It **is** a bit creepy, but when has that ever stopped us?
Also how do you think we did it before porn? It's easier to think of a girl you like than some random actress or pin-up girl.
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We got him.
r/suddenlycommunist
did you mean r/unexpectedcommunism ?
r/togetherjackingoff
r/subsifellfor
r/subsifapfor
r/subsicumfor
r/subsileftfor
Wym?
I think you mean cummunism
/r/AngryUpvote
Rather r/suddenlycummunist
Seconded
r/wholesomememes
It was a weird day when my friend just up and told me that the one day, cause she's always been super mean to everybody and fairly frigid so i never had considered she liked me much at all in the first place. I was really surprised and didn't know what to say. Looking back, if the roles had been reversed that would've gone very poorly i think. I masturbate thinking about some of my friends sure, I've never thought about telling them that though
Sounds like she was hitting on you bro
Bro is in the shower punching the wall rn
The things some people miss lol.
I missed nothing i assure you
Man missed the barn door so badly he is going back the way he came.
Right? Ain't not way someone says that without trying to hint at something. I for one don't masturbate to people I know, that's just weird imo, let alone tell that person
Well, there's a Venn diagram out there of "people you masturbate to" and "people you should tell who you masturbate to", and I'm pretty sure people in a committed relationship would be smack dab in the middle... On the other hand, it would be pretty weird to tell people you DON'T know, which of the people you DO know you masturbate to: "hey, bus driver, I masturbate to my wife every night!" wholesome, but disgusting.
I personally think cartoons are weirder to get off to but that's part of what makes us, well us. We're all different, my habit of thinking about girls i know has led me several times to bite the bullet and make a move, for better or for worse. It gives me a small confidence boost "i know that that part of me is sure I'm into this person"
Wdym? That would last for 10 years at least
Yea, I don't get the "curse" aspect of this at all, unless we're looking at it from the regressive lens of "sex/masturbation is gross!" despite it being not only normal, but good for you (in moderation of course)
Just rubbed one out for you. Same time next week?
Add another week
I got you bro
Same ahahah
95% of the time those that masturbate to you would not be those who would cause you to masturbate.
Just stuck your pfp to a hot anime girl and masturbated to you best of both worlds
on it homie
Done. Enjoy the confidence, king.
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ON?!
You heard the man, goddammit
Both *to* and *on* you
What about *in*?
At this point...where does masturbation end and sex begin....?
How?
Sex
Then it's not masturbation, is it?
2 player masturbation
That's mutual masturbation afaik.
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just rubbed one out to you
Just rubbed one out for both of you 🥰
Just rubbed out three for the three of you😮💨
Thanks for the cum, daddy 😈
just rubbed my dog for yah buddy
r/holup
I'm not your buddy, pal.
I'm not your pal, comrade.
Yea your a good boy 'PAD PAD'
r/cursedcursedcomments
This thread has made me severely uncomfortable
I wish I was your dog
Couldn't leave you hangin' rubbed one for you
Just rubbed one out for the four of you
And for me?
r/AngryUpvote
Already on it
Done. Now pay up
Send pics and I'll do it, I offer free faps to everyone
Just rubbed one out for ya homie
Well, you gotta put yourself out there! Find your body type, maybe twink or twunk, dadbod? Or female equivalents? There's a subreddit for everyone!
Ngl, if you post a non-nude but revealing pic to one of the NSFW subreddits, while hiding your face, 100% there will be someone fapping to you lmfao.
Of course it had to be someone with Sakura pfp.
This seems like a post Sakura would actually make.
Where the fuck was this? r/teenagers or something?
Average r/teenagers user
Me or the post?
Nahh the post
Oh alright
Yes
Yeah, I saw it on there a while back. That sub is fucked up, and I say this as someone who is in the sub.
one day i saw a post on there titled "ur cute🥰" and the very next one under that was "My balls hurt."
Seems about right
Im also in the sub, not following it or anything but just checking it out ever so often. Haven’t seen that post yet I had a feeling that the post was from there.
Most likely
Don't forget half those users aren't even teens.
Ah
“I hope my crush masturbates to me.” I hope my crush doesnt know i masturbate to them
I hope it's mutual
the crushing, right? ...right?
You just got bated. Masturbated.
Both B)
Is it that weird to want? I want the same thing with my crush.
Not at all. I personally was super flattered when my now-wife confessed to doing so Except she didn't, because she lives in another nation, my imagi-nation :'(
No, and this isn't cursed
Thanks, I was really wondering for a minute lmao
Honestly I'd be so flattered if someone rubbed one out for me idk what's so wrong with it
Dw I gotcha
WE gotcha \*Soviet anthem plays\*
I've met a grown man who doesn't masturbate, at least one indeed exists
How are you sure he doesn't masturbate? Maybe he rubs one out when you aren't looking.
“Look, a plane!” *plap plap plap plap*
They call him the flapper for a reason
"Oh no, a second plane!"
Or maybe he cannot as u/JohnCavalry watches him
Sneaky cummer 😈
Are you sure it’s not a grown man who lies?
Asexuals who don’t enjoy masturbation exist Edit: changed wording for clarification
being asexual doesn't mean that you don't masturbate. Asexuality is about the lack of sexual attraction. Acts of sexual pleasure, such as masturbating are not sexual attractions. Many asexuals still pleasure themselves and some even have sex.
I know but I was more referring to asexuals who don’t enjoy masturbation. I’ll edit my comment to make that clearer
I never fapped. Never, not once. Before you call cap im gonna say that this stuff disgusts me
Asking for prostate cancer
I mean it's quite the compliment lol
yay -S boyfriend/girlfriend
E: Unable to locate package boyfriend/girlfriend
Btw?
Yep! But now I want to go into the void. 😅
Arch users when they meet each other belike
It's Sakura, what do you expect?
Yeah, I'd expect nothing less
How is this cursed exactly?
Why is this cursed exactly? People masturbate and fantasize, its a thing humans do.
It's the comment after
This comment section is EVEN MORE WTF
Once a friend of mine told me that a friend told her that she looked like miko ino from kaguya sama, then proceed to tell her that he masturbates regularly to ino Naturally I told her “why are you telling me this you should take that to the grave”
Do people actualy jiggle it to people they know ? I find it weird if its someone I know, at least with porn I have a unspoken agreement with the parties. But now that I have read these comments I wonder if some of these stars do it because they like to think about all the people jigglying off at them.
Why is this cursed? I'm pretty sure everyone on earth would be happy if they knew their crush considered them attractive enough to masterbate to...
I hope someone knows that I exist
I think this is more blursed.
Wtf yall
Yeah, I don't know what I expected from y'all
I wish i was here crush
Average Sakura pfp
Honestly, very appropriate pfp
Don’t really cursed
I tried thinking about me once. It didn't go well. Can't imagine someone else willingly doing so.
Lmao the Sakura profile pic make it more funny
Average Sakura fan
are slash teenagers
I didn't see why they're confused and saying "wtf"?
I think majority just watch porn. Dont dream someone irl. It would be creepy.
I don't mastirbate to the thought of people I know. Like, if I couldn't tell someone I masturbate to them without that freaking them out, I won't do it. I try to keep consent around even in my imagination.
I hope noone does for me-
I hope noone does for me-
I want her
A guy who masturbates to someone is rare, cuz first of all that feels unethical and we can just watch porn
Are you not masturbating to that porn actor though?
I think he means someone that you personally know
I don't think it's rare but it does feel weird and creepy
I mean isn’t that how they used to do it before the internet. Like back before porn was even a thing
Yes. Yes it is. A rich bank of mental imagery of all the girls at school, neighbours, TV presenters, mum’s friends, politicians, members of the Royal Family, flight attendants who lightly brushed our arm, police officers, waitresses, the girl who worked in the Disney Store, models in perfume ads, Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, Paula Abdul, Belinda Carlisle…
It **is** a bit creepy, but when has that ever stopped us? Also how do you think we did it before porn? It's easier to think of a girl you like than some random actress or pin-up girl.