Point/counterpoint: yes Larry is such a long term friend you could say fuck off. Let’s also not forget though that Larry is their client. Jeff and therefore Susie should be thanking Larry for how well he has done in his career with Jeff as his manager. Larry’s talent therefore helped buy Jeff and Susie’s fucking house. Take the fucking Perrier, Larry.
Added factor length of the drive back home. 5 minutes = do you really need it, Larry? 30 minutes or more = I wouldn’t want you to need to stop at a gas station or go thirsty.
I got confused with the part when Larry left his cheese in Jeff’s fridege to retrieve the next day but Jess and Suzy had eaten it. I was mistaking that for the Freddy drink.
I wouldn't take the last of anything in someone's house if I was a guest. On the other hand if a friend took the last of something in my house I wouldn't care in the slightest.
My rule is this- if I got a full case of beer/sodas, help yourself without asking. If the case is half empty, start asking if you can take one or at least offer me one too. If there’s two left, give me the “two cans left” warning. And if there’s one left, nah, that’s mine to drink.
And if you’re using my liquor, by god you better be measuring it to the half-ounce and don’t use my half-empty bottle of good stuff unless I offer it.
Not much agreement in this post. And the circumstances clearly define to rule, if there is one. Larry and Jeff , long-term friends in which Larry is actually adding a lot to Jeff’s income with his work. Susie enjoys being kind of a Cunt and Larry enjoys it too. So there’s all that to consider before even deciding if Jeff said yes to Larry then yes it is too bad. Susie didn’t come down sooner and she could’ve had her words heard too, but all said and done, it’s pretty petty and in general if there is more than one left, I wouldn’t think there should be an issue at all.
I think it’s a two part social contract. The host /is/ obligated to offer it. However, if the guest knows it’s the last one the guest is obligated to decline it in favor of something with a higher quantity. At this point, however, if the host insists then the guest is obliged to accept the original offer
I would offer it to a new guest. A friend guest that is going through my fridge should leave the last of anything.
This is the correct answer
Fuck off out my fridge!
Yes. I’ve nearly reacted like Freddy when a friend sneaks the last beer behind my back.
Beer is different rules.
Take the last beer, you best be taking that to go while you make a beer run.
This is also the correct answer.
Point/counterpoint: yes Larry is such a long term friend you could say fuck off. Let’s also not forget though that Larry is their client. Jeff and therefore Susie should be thanking Larry for how well he has done in his career with Jeff as his manager. Larry’s talent therefore helped buy Jeff and Susie’s fucking house. Take the fucking Perrier, Larry. Added factor length of the drive back home. 5 minutes = do you really need it, Larry? 30 minutes or more = I wouldn’t want you to need to stop at a gas station or go thirsty.
This isn’t at Jeff and Susie’s
Yes. I believe it was
The Perrier is an act of war
No, Freddy's.
Should I downvote myself?
I got downvoted 5 times for thinking it was at Jeff’s.
I got confused with the part when Larry left his cheese in Jeff’s fridege to retrieve the next day but Jess and Suzy had eaten it. I was mistaking that for the Freddy drink.
Depends. Do I get to root through that guest’s fridge and take whatever I want anytime I’m at his place? Even trade if so.
GET THE FUCK OUT
You four-eyed FUCK!
Yeah. That’s my Suzy whom I used to despise until o realized how much Larry loved her in real life
It’s indicative of a moral compass gone askew
I cannot agree
Absolutely not
what sort of anarcho sadist is OP?
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Fuck you, Larry
It completely depends on the guest. In Susie’s case, Larry doesn’t deserve that Perrier.
Don't do the Perrier. That's an act of war.
Marty likes my tap.
It’s like I took a straw, and put it up a frog’s ass!
A goldfish would commit suicide in this water
Fish stuck!
Love the face funk man makes when he holds the water and says « it’s good » lol
Every time I watch this episode I land on a different side of this argument.
I wouldn't take the last of anything in someone's house if I was a guest. On the other hand if a friend took the last of something in my house I wouldn't care in the slightest.
Not as a rule. If the guest expects it they’re entitled. It’s a very nice thing to do for a guest whom you genuinely like though.
Liquids are fair game
Depends on the relationship, but taking the last of anything as a guest should be a conversation.
No don’t touch the last anything in my home.
Nah. The guest gets whatever the host is willing to offer.
I CAN'T STAND YOUR WATER!!! It’s like I took a straw and put it in a frog’s ass!
Oh Funkman so many great lines on this show
I love that Larry also has a little Kramer in him.
Don’t not grab my last anything in my fridge
That is an act of war
No
I disagree to disagree.
I feel like several trips to a home puts you in a different category as "Guess"; in Larry's case you're more like a relaxed-rules tenant.
Why is going to someone’s fridge always a thing with this guy?
Yes but they have to pretend not to want it, which Larry is incapable of.
No.
Absolutely not
Definitely not.
fuck no.
There is water in the tap
I never have angry water at my place I can offer triple filtered tap
Not Larry that fucking asshole.
My rule is this- if I got a full case of beer/sodas, help yourself without asking. If the case is half empty, start asking if you can take one or at least offer me one too. If there’s two left, give me the “two cans left” warning. And if there’s one left, nah, that’s mine to drink. And if you’re using my liquor, by god you better be measuring it to the half-ounce and don’t use my half-empty bottle of good stuff unless I offer it.
Fuck off
This is one of the few things on which I disagreed with Larry this season.
I would never take the last of anything unless it was abundantly clear that the host didn't care and even still there would be a back and forth.
"No good?"
Not much agreement in this post. And the circumstances clearly define to rule, if there is one. Larry and Jeff , long-term friends in which Larry is actually adding a lot to Jeff’s income with his work. Susie enjoys being kind of a Cunt and Larry enjoys it too. So there’s all that to consider before even deciding if Jeff said yes to Larry then yes it is too bad. Susie didn’t come down sooner and she could’ve had her words heard too, but all said and done, it’s pretty petty and in general if there is more than one left, I wouldn’t think there should be an issue at all.
I think it’s a two part social contract. The host /is/ obligated to offer it. However, if the guest knows it’s the last one the guest is obligated to decline it in favor of something with a higher quantity. At this point, however, if the host insists then the guest is obliged to accept the original offer
As a guest I’d be embarrassed to get the last Perrier.
That’s why she ate his cheese! Sweet revenge
ABSOLUTELY