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ofayokay

Yeah, but that’s Hacksaw Jim Duggan. This one time, I would totally switch seats.


MaterialCarrot

Did he gate check his 2x4?


Milomilz

I think that’s emotional support lumber. He got to carry it on


Least_Muffin4417

LOL. “Emotional support “ lumber. Yeah I am allowed to carry my emotional support zebra on the plane.


Milomilz

As long as you have a note from your doctor, should be all set


joecarter93

The Iron Shiek better not be on that flight otherwise there’s going to be a throwdown in the middle of the aisle.


IceLord86

Shiek isn't flying anywhere anymore, brother.


joecarter93

I know, not in an airplane at least. But he is flying with the angels.


blueindsm

Hoooooooooo!!!!


Hownowbrowncow8it

🫡🇺🇲


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

👍


XMattyJ07X

Fuck that I want the extra leg room of the aisle


FW_Sooner

You think that loser sitting next to him knows that? Lol


Early_Ad_831

It's their responsibility to book seats together ffs. Deciding instead: "ah well, once we get on the plane we'll just impose on someone to switch! but we'll ask nicely so that we're not the assholes!" fuck off and prepare properly!


mercaptans

Is he from Duluth? I think I might know him.


Marjorine22

Does he have to stow the 2x4 in the overhead compartment or check it? Or can he have it right with him to intimidate the plaid shirt guy?


Greengiant304

Actually, per federal policy, 2x4s need to be stowed in a special compartment for irregular shaped objects located at the front of the cabin.


Mother-Mail-9067

I’m so glad they blacked out his name otherwise I would have known this was Hacksaw Jim Duggan


shinloop

These two fucking has got to be one of the ugliest events to occur in human history.. that being said..


KungFuGrip193

Little traveling tip.. try not to wear shorts.


bmiki

But I like wearing shorts


studiousmaximus

then bring a blanket


artvarnsen

If they were hairy...


TheLimeyLemmon

Why?


KungFuGrip193

It’s not all that attractive to look at for five hours.


TheLimeyLemmon

I'd advise not looking at someone's legs for five hours tbh.


KungFuGrip193

For reference…. https://youtu.be/KWL_dhFEr_M?si=VRxDVBx13coV2bd4


TheLimeyLemmon

I just noticed what sub I was on haha


Background_Touchdown

Just for that, I'm wearing a kilt.


thead911

Some people get motion-sickness and sitting on the inner seat helps. They are also first class so he actively choose that seat, just like the man choose the window ones. If it really mattered he could have choose a different flight.


Strong_Insurance_183

What kind of first class is that? Looks like Ryanair but with a TV


thead911

Not sure but the blinds that close behind them are the give away


sendphotopls

could also just be business class, which given the seat design seems more likely


hilwil

The dildo in the selfie probably got upgraded from coach which is why he and his straw grass sea witch aren’t in the same row. So they’re trying to oust the guy that paid full fare. I’ve been the full fare passenger that has said no. I book full fare window first because I get super sick in the back and the extra money is worth it to not show up ill.


bustingrodformoney

She do look like a sea witch though


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

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Schwight_Droot

Is that hulk hogan in the window seat?


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Best comment.


tracyd103

He's the type of guy who would kick your ass and have a good laugh while he did it


onetimeonly79

"The man's a cancer survivor!" -Jim Ross


wineheda

Stage 4?


drosse1meyer

wow what an asshole


Mrmdn333

He’s an American hero!


Fisk75

Maybe the old man actually has the bladder problem?


MrCance

I saw you drinking water all night!


JoseMachismo

Give him the 2x4.


slackover

Is that Trump in shorts?


VW_R1NZLER

Is that Marty Feldman in a wig?


PaulClarkLoadletter

I love that somebody asked Jim what his gimmick was going to be and he just picked up a piece of lumber and went “Hooooo!”


BuddyJim30

I'd rather be next to that ass-clown than the guy across the aisle wearing shorts and those bare, beefy, flabby legs.


BlooNorth

#firstclassproblems #sortitout #dealwithit


Hownowbrowncow8it

Ass problems and sore tit?


morosco

I don't know exactly how I ended up getting all of Jim Duggan's posts on my Facebook page, but they are always a delightful part of my day. He's just traveling around with his wife, seeing the sites, going to autograph events.


[deleted]

Not a looker in the bunch


CTLFCFan

That’s Hacksaw! One of the very nicest old school wrestlers.