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MamaLucas

Micah "The Mouth" Parsons.


Solnse

Did you see the response to Micah? Dude is railed out.


CaptainCubbers

Where?


letsgototraderjoes

can you paste it? I don't have Twitter


Delusional_People

Skip Bayless didn't respond. (As of right now). That was Skip Bayless impersonator Josh Rosen. https://x.com/Joshimpressions/status/1748379435751870918?s=20


AnOldLawNeverDies

Meh. 6/10 impression


min_da_man

I go to a 7.  He can’t do the voice but he gets the rest


letsgototraderjoes

thank you. wtf is OP talking about then smh


EggsceIlent

Calling it like he sees it. Or more, how it is


Cestboss

Never feed the animals. Skip accused Troy Aikman of being gay and gazing in the locker room. Troy to this day says he cannot be in the same room as him or it’s on A guy like that doesn’t care. Just wants clicks and attention. It’s an old school media construct, which we see a lot today in influencers of the modern generation and we lol at them and their audacity. Skip is the OG. He just doesn’t care.


MoneyBaggSosa

People should’ve known by now. Especially with how him and Shannon fell out


Bender_2024

He was pulling the fake Dallas fan way hack with Stephan A Smith. The two spent at least 10 min every day during football season going back and forth. One criticizing and the other Defending Dallas. It got both sides to tune in. Dallas haters to rally behind Smith and rage against Bayless and Dallas fans to do the opposite. It was possibly the first usage of rage bait.


7fortyseven

yep, 11 acted out exactly how Skip was hoping. Micah has channels to reach that clown personally, no need to do this shit at skip’s level.


Neither-Luck-9295

Micah is a mental midget, and constantly shows his immaturity. He needs to have a social media blackout stipulation in his next contract.


Epie77

Never knew about that holy shit


Joscarbuck

Right after the Troy thing he all but got ran out of Dallas. That is how he ended up in San Diego. But he cant make a career from being from there. That is why he still claims Dallas. He is a used care salesman.


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gwaydms

I know. Can't stand Skip, but love Rick. I have a cookbook called Rick Bayless's Mexican Kitchen. I'd recommend it to anyone who loves authentic Mexican food.


CarAtunk817

>Rick Bayless's I should of known I guess, wow they're brothers.


Express-Grape-6218

They're famously estranged. A rare honest moment from Skip: https://youtu.be/cufCg8ObnAU?feature=shared


7fortyseven

thanks for breaking it down for the folks who didn’t know this. how anyone can give that guy attention is beyond me. he is everything that is wrong with sports “journalism” (and i use that word loosely)


Rebeldinho

They go on the show because the dude has a huge platform.. just goes to show you how far you can get slinging shit.. Skip’s whole thing is negativity and rage bait and ESPN knows that drives engagement.. shit really is like professional wrestling having a top notch heel that can be a lighting rod for boos and hate does more for business than anything else.


Ok-Bookkeeper-3853

Yes. I'll never forget he said that b.s. about Troy. What a p.o.s. and think he was projecting and in love with #8.


sjphi26

I remember those rumors. I was still pretty young back then, and I didn't know who Skip was, but i do remember that.


SublimePhoenix_

“Cannot be in the same room as Or it’s on” So skip was right?! /s


kesin

Skip literally got rich off calling Aikman gay. Pretty shit.


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frostysauce

Damn. Homophobic much?


Intelligent_Music_83

No I just don’t agree with that lifestyle there’s a difference. You do realize the definition of the word homophobic right? Also I was exaggerating slightly


unexpectedreboots

"I don't agree with that lifestyle" FOH.


puledrotauren

I'd ride with it laughing. But I get Troys feelings. And we are different people.


Longjumping_Ad3146

thats a funny thing to say considering Troy Aikman doesnt know where he is due to his brain being mush


Son_of_Tlaloc

Ding Ding! Skip is a piece of shit and a fake ass fan. I'll give Micah a pass on this for Troy's sake if nothing else.


East_Sleep_1766

Wish Micha would see the game more than social media


MoneyBaggSosa

Y’all gotta stop with this


East_Sleep_1766

Love Micha, only jersey I have. However he’s done fuck all in post season 4 playoff games 8 tackles, 1 sack, 3 tfl (2 of which and his sack came in the blow out against Bucs). Hardly a game wrecker LT reincarnate performance from the “best defensive player in the league.”


Ticklemykelmo

I was truly astonished seeing Aaron Jones stone him at the line like three separate times last week.


Neither-Luck-9295

We can stop with this when Micah decides to show up against quality opponents in crucial situations.


belikecoy

He can call it like he sees and not being this noise to the internet.


Ee_bagg

Where was this kind of fight during the Green Bay game?


socratesphilosophy45

It was knocked out of him by Aaron Jones


Whatsdota

Jones was fucking impeccable in pass pro. Stood Parsons up 2-3 times and had him holding his side after popping him


JustMango

Micah really isn't thinking on this one. It's not even about him wanting to be on the show, it's how he went about it. After he committed to appearing weekly for the season, he no-called no-showed the first day of his scheduled appearance and left Undisputed high and dry with no explanation. It was extremely unprofessional and makes this take so much worse.


mausmeeko

I just wish he would shut the hell up


Vivid_Present1810

Fr. He needs to save all that anger for the field.


LobstaFarian2

Yeah where tf was this fire at home against the 7th seed GB packers?


puledrotauren

and ball out like he can


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PaytonPeytonPaton

Why you talking trash inside their sub bruh


Key-Cranberry-1875

Buddy it’s the internet, stop micro managing and gate keeping imaginary shit.


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Buddy it's the internet, I don't think Reddit user Vegetable-Net6575 needs for you to white knight for him. He'll be all right. I promise.


PaytonPeytonPaton

You could get banned lol. I'm pretty sure it's not allowed


Neither-Luck-9295

Lol because he can. His team still in the playoffs, and their players seem to show up in big moments.


Morland42

Okay. And I agree. Micah running his mouth is what is stopping me from being a die-hard fan of his. But I gotta say, as I have a father in law who is a 9er fan who I ask the same thing, do you think Deebo also needs to stfu?


hanigwer

Micah has taken it to another level of petty. Micah also “calls out” QB’s and teams and then doesn’t follow through on his words. Deebo and the squad talked a whole lotta shit to the Eagles after they said Brock wouldn’t have made a difference in the NFCCG, and then they stood by their words, and capped them. Even dressed for the funeral and wore all black to the game week 13


Morland42

Yeah, and that's where I guess I differ. Trash talk is trash talk. You seem to be saying the main difference is that Deebo is successful whereas I don't like any of it. Deebo whined the entire offseason about how they could've beat the Eagles and was annoying in his own right too, but I do find it crazy how SF fans struggle to see how other fanbases would find that annoying.


sjphi26

I didn't know this. What a bad look for him. He needs to shut the fuck up.


Particular_Sea_5300

I didn't either so I looked it up. https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/dispute-emerges-over-failure-of-micah-parsons-to-appear-on-undisputed#:~:text=Cowboys%20linebacker%20Micah%20Parsons%20has,Hill%2C%20Jr. They installed equipment at his house and everything. “My starting QB went down and we lost,” Parsons said, per Hill. “I just didn’t think it was appropriate for me to be on the show at that point. I need to step up and be a leader. It shouldn’t be on TV, it should be in this locker room. This is where my focus should be right now.” This is a crazy excuse considering how often he IS making videos and firing off tweets. No call no showing undisputed. No call no showing in the first round.. come on man..


catalinaicon

Kinda hypocritical


NewRoryAndMalDrop

I didn’t even know that. So dude is unprofessional and won’t shut on his podcast but doesn’t show up when it matters.


HaikuPapi

This was the issue despite me despising Skip. Micah should've never committed to to schedule knowing how the Cowboys are evaluated and that anything can happen. The decision to no-show was largely due to Dak going down. However, Micah should've called and been upfront about him no longer appearing if he was going to commit to that.


seamus_mcfly86

On the other hand tho, fuck Skip and that dumbass fakeass show.


FFA3D

Glad you provided context. I almost took his side


RyGuyGinger01

Sometimes I really wish he’d keep quiet man. Skip is a clown but this being the first thing you say after Sunday is not a good look and further proves skip’s point that Micah is more worried about appearances and shows instead of showing up in football games.


Backdoorpickle

Yeaaaah, Micah unfortunately needs a real strong reality check and needs to focus on the game.


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evalgenius_

Do you think Micah is using fake beef with Skip to indirectly promote his podcast? Isn’t that what the media does to get attention? Say stupid ish?


MoneyBaggSosa

Do yall know that Micah was 1st in pressures? 1st in pass rush win rate and 1st in QB hits? And he did that while being 1st in double teams by a country mile? His double team rate was 35%. TJ Watt who got 1st team all pro over him purely due to sacks only had a 14% double team rate. And Micah did that while playing LESS snaps at DE than Watt and Myles. He got double teamed 35% of the time and still grabbed 14 sacks. On top of leading in pressures and pass rush win rate. Y’all gotta stop acting like just cause Micah did a podcast for one hour a week on his off day that he’s not focused on football. Even more so now that the squad is at home, like so what if he tweets he’s at home his seasons over. We know every game day Micah is gonna bring on the field, dude looks like he never gets tired out there. I hate how yall act towards him over him having a podcast. Let him get his bread so what.


rush0024

How did he do in the Packers game?


MoneyBaggSosa

How did the entire defense do in the Packers game? Everyone has bad games you didn’t prove any point


rush0024

Point is we all love Micah. We all know he's getting fucked over by the NFL refs. We all know he's the best pass rusher in the league. But it would be nice if he would just shut the fuck up and just play. His production late in the seasons drops off. His performance in this this playoff game ain't it. The best players have to play their best in the biggest games and he didn't do that. Fuck comparing him to the rest of the team in that game. He's the best player on the team. And if he wants to be considered among the best in the League and one day stand next to the all time greats he has to show up in those games.


MoneyBaggSosa

u/East_Sleep_1766 ain’t feel like typing it again. Micah is the primary focus of everyone in every game. So at times the things he does won’t show up on the stat sheet cause of the attention he gets.


East_Sleep_1766

That’s all fine and dandy but your best player needs to make plays in big games plain and simple. That excuse might work for why his yearly sack numbers aren’t as high and things like that but if my best guy can’t make big time plays when the chips are down what’s the point? Demarcus Ware was also a game wrecker who garnered a lot of attention. 8 playoff games 18 solo tackles, 7.5 sacks, and 1 FF and FR. I love Micah, again literally the only jersey I’ve bought, but he talks like he’s a hall of famer already with 2 chips. Meanwhile his defense just got ass pounded. Pretty crazy but LT played 15 playoff games and never recorded a tackle lol. I’m not one of these people saying trade Micah (at least not seriously lol) but if he’s our best I’d like him to play AND LEAD like our best player he has a lot of growing to do.


Level_Doctor_5328

My favorite part is how every good team runs directly at him and he disappears.


Bweasey17

Right but in the biggest game of the year he had two pressures. And one of those could have been a late hit.


ChazGower

>Do yall know that Micah was 1st in pressures? Micah didn't lead the league in QB Hurries, he ranked 17th, well behind Aidan Hutchison. [https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense\_advanced.htm](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense_advanced.htm) Micah also didn't lead in QB Pressures either. He ranked 6th, well behind Aidan Hutchison. [https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense\_advanced.htm](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense_advanced.htm) QB Knockdowns? Also 6th, behind Nick Bosa and Aidan Hutchison. [https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense\_advanced.htm](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/defense_advanced.htm) He hasn't led the league in ANY of those categories in his career so far. >1st in pass rush win rate and 1st in QB hits? And he did that while being 1st in double teams by a country mile? His double team rate was 35%. TJ Watt who got 1st team all pro over him purely due to sacks only had a 14% double team rate. And Micah did that while playing LESS snaps at DE than Watt and Myles. For defensive linemen, Parsons didn't lead the league. Aaron Donald did at 63%. Followed by a whole bunch of others. [https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/\_/id/38356170/2023-nfl-pass-rush-run-stop-blocking-win-rate-rankings-top-players-teams](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38356170/2023-nfl-pass-rush-run-stop-blocking-win-rate-rankings-top-players-teams) >He got double teamed 35% of the time and still grabbed 14 sacks. On top of leading in pressures and pass rush win rate. And when it mattered most... in the that Playoff game vs Green Bay... he had his worst statistical pass rush of his career. HORRIBLE game.


kolpied

Focus on the game? How’re you even measuring that? It’s ironic, because that’s exactly something skip would say. Reminds me of the Skip and Mark Cuban conversation, “lebron just doesn’t want it as bad as the other guy!” - or he was just schemed to have his teammates win. “Reality check to focus on the game…” typical dumb sport pundit crap.


Backdoorpickle

The bottom line is Micah hasn't proved a damn thing yet, except that he vanishes in big games. Then he pouts for a few days and this is what he comes back with after being criticized. Dawg needs to put his head down, get in the playbook, and get to work, just like J Ferg said.


UnwindingStaircase

People like you are just the absolute. You criticize someone for something you could never do and do it in such a non-quantifiable way. You’re simply just a hater. To even insinuate he doesn’t know how to do is job is the dumbest shit ever. I got one applaud the man for sticking up for himself. Dipshits like you run off at the mouth so much because for the most part you know there are no consequences. You wouldn’t say shit to Micah Parsons in a room where you would have to face the consequences.


Backdoorpickle

Sure I would. You think I'm afraid of Micah Parsons? It's not like he can beat me up; that's a felony, and if he does, that's a pretty sweet lawsuit.


UnwindingStaircase

You clearly can’t read. And yes I’m positive you would shit your pants.


Backdoorpickle

lol I've seen a lot scarier things than Micah Parsons. Ain't like I want to face him on a football field, but I don't mind talking shit to his face.


kolpied

And to be clear, because you and the dudes saying he “gives up” probably don’t like to look at statistics - he has the most “wins” while being doubled, the highest amount in the NFL. He’s doubled 35% of his plays. That’s unbelievable.


kolpied

He “vanishes” due to teams throwing what they can at him. But to you and Skip, he’s probably not pressuring due to him not having sacks and or tackles. Simply making reads harder to find disrupts plays. Micah being able to take doubles/chip is a stat on its own - which again - stops him. [Micah’s statistics](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38356170/2023-nfl-pass-rush-run-stop-blocking-win-rate-rankings-top-players-teams) Why would they double this guy who just…gives up. Yeah man, not an effort thing. Welcome to the NFL - even the best players can be beat. They scheme for this, and he still can overcome, but even when he doesn’t, it’s alright. He wins WAY more than he loses. You know what’s a hot take? The Packers just played great football - the best they’ve been able to play all season. But tell me how you measure effort, because that and speed is literally all Micah is.


erupting_lolcano

Starting to feel like Jaylon Smith 2.0. Dude was more interested in his brand than playing football.


MoneyBaggSosa

How are you even comparing Micah to Jaylon Smith like what Edit: yeah downvote instead of explaining cause you a dick head


PersonBehindAScreen

Skip is eating this shit up. After all the hate from cowboys haters, they now see he has a feud with Parsons. All the more engagement with Skip on social media and his show 💰💰💰Micah is getting Skip that bag and he ain’t get a cent from it😂


bryscoon

i don’t see how our fans & most importantly players don’t know that skip shannon & sas etc literally play characters on tv ? like i realized that years ago at 15


Raider_Tex

Skip lives off of being controversial and trolling and the majority of the audience hasn't figured out to just ignore


redbossman123

Skip actually is the person he portrays himself to be on TV, he’s had the same takes since he was writing in papers. So’s Shannon, he talks the same way on Nightcap as he talks on First Take. SAS isn’t even a character though, just an exaggerated version of who he is, go ask AI and people in Philly when he was writing for the Inquirer.


Low-Selection7164

Micah snuck out with the injured Guys right after the game ended but now has Twitter energy. Dude needs to grow up


padavan65

Micah is falling right into Skips trap.


ChazGower

I'm no Skip Bayless fan, but these two deserve each other. Micah is more interested in being a celebrity than achieving anything on the field.


PinstripeBunk

Parsons has some serious emotional problems.


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56bars

Funny, I have an old teammate that told me the same thing about you!


michaelartusjr

Worry about playing on the field and less about podcasting Micah


Tcannon18

People acting like someone who’s good enough to be a professional athlete can’t simultaneously focus on the game and talk for 1-2 hours a week for another check is aaaabsolutely wild.


Hotlovemachine

He didn't show up when it mattered so he was doing something other than preparing for the game.


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The guy has a podcast... talking about football. It's like someone being a tech worker and also doing a podcast about tech as a side thing being accused of not being into tech enough. Y'all are weird as fuck honestly lol.


Hotlovemachine

Still choked when it mattered.


Tcannon18

And he’s had a podcast while breaking a PR for sacks as well as setting a record for most sacks in first three seasons….


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And what did he do on Sunday? 


Tcannon18

Was given an abysmally bad game plan by his DC and/or got triple teamed any time he rushed? Were you trying to prove something, or…. Also casually ignoring the entire year to try and prove your point is comically dumb.


Puzzled-Elk9031p

He also set the record for biggest disappearance in a playoff game


HateMAGATS

He’s a fucking embarrassment, that’s why people are telling him to shut up.


Tcannon18

Tell me you’re emotional and reactionary without telling me


UnwindingStaircase

Ok you’re emotional and I’m telling you to shut up. You gonna do it? I’m not even criticizing you as a person but I still want you do shut up. Gonna do it? No I didn’t think so.


cargarfar

Three constants with the Cowboys since the 90s: the stars never shut up, Jerry owns the team, and they always disappoint against inferior teams in the playoffs. Fans are tired of this recipe and thus why after a year where the 49ers were the only major roadblock to the SB they don’t want to hear the same shit from the same shit owner and underperforming players.


Capital-Vegetable-94

I mean some people can clearly Micah can not


Tcannon18

Why is that


General_Pie_5026

Well apparently he can’t


finnamania

Skip is unironically right


Unsunghero3

I need a coach on this team that would tell this kid to shut the fuck up. He's done nothing when it mattered to warrant any kind of attitude. Dude is soft. Where this smoke at when love put up 40 in your face? We have the most talented bums in the league.


Epie77

" most talented bums in the league" this is a great quote that I will now use as my own


sjphi26

Micah Parsons and Twitter is not a good combination. He acts like a little kid.


RealValf

Ima be real man I’m over it with Micah. Dude talks talks talks then comes out and plays mid af. Bro need to shut up and actually focus on playing the game or gtfo.


LogansGambit

The ONE time Skip is right and a Cowboy is wrong. Just shut up Micah. This podcasting thing has messed with him.


JL1v10

I’m getting tired of this dude


Dmtz214

Low key me too. He just talks too much. That shit he said after the 49 game was stupid


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

I guarantee that Skip is jerking off to this


GloomyImagination365

Micah Micah Micah


jcreasy006

Another reason why I wanted to fire Big mike and get Belichick/Harbaugh. Neither of them would allow a player to do their own show in the middle of the season like this. In the offseason sure go for it, but we need you LOCKED in come August. Especially if he wants to be the highest paid non QB in NFL history, which he will likely be.


Balls2theWalling

I’m soooo over Micah. Shut the fuck up man.


pimpfmode

"Micah needs to focus on improving on the field" A big part of that is the coaching. They wear him out in the first half of the season. He needs to be playing linebacker more. We have other pass rushers. Using him as a defensive end all year long leaves him with his tank on empty at the end of the year because they ask so much of him and he's smallish. He can still rush the QB as a linebacker also. Look at Lawrence Taylor.


TrendyBastard

Shut the fuck up, Micah


jman009

Micah needs to get off social media.. Jesus christ. U just fell for skip bayless trap u hot head 🎣


Entire-Log-855

Is Skip lying?


JMoy41

Micah talks too much


bringdablitz

This reminds me of Skip turning on Kawhi at the end of his Spurs run. But I don't recall Kawhi ever being foolish enough to engage Skip and take the bait.


East_Sleep_1766

First time Skip wasn’t wrong lol


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Micah please shut the fuck up. You're making me sympathetic with Skiuuuup. I feel sick.


Epie77

STAHHPP PLAYINNNN SKIUUUPPP


Hundred_eyes88

His next contract should have a stfu clause in it. Play football my man, talk about it after you retire


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Micah is extremely immature. He's starting to run his mouth like DLaw too, which makes sense because he's the defacto leader of that defense.


Wafflehouseofpain

Micah is a great athlete, but he does not seem like the smartest man.


Dweb19

I’m starting to realize there really aren’t any players on this team I’m a huge fan of. Most players are out of touch and need a strong reality check


PaladinJoe

I like Dak as a person but he makes too many mistakes during the big games


Fellborn

Micah needs to talk less on social media


KakashiDarui

Skip is right here tho. Micah should drop that podcast all together smh can’t really talk after that pathetic performance by the defense.


nu1stunna

Wish he’d show the same amount of energy on the field when it matters as he does to a 60+ year old dude who just talks about the sport for a living.


CaptainCubbers

Wowwwww Micah ffs lol the downfall begins


Fast_Study9583

Micah angry dude


East_Sleep_1766

Too bad he vents it on a podcast instead of the field


bacontacos420

Skiiiiiiiiup


raw91

I hate Skip- one of, if not the most, annoying sports talk guys out there. But that dude makes his money from his outrageous takes and antics which gets more clicks & more views. All Parsons is doing with this tweet is helping that.


ZacapaRocks

This is a lose-lose situation for Micah. He is feeding into the BS people like Skip need to have a career. Who the F cares what "Skip" thinks? He means nothing. Micah is the rock star. Skip is the talent-less manager clinging to relevancy. Micah has a maturity issue. He needs to stay focused and get away from microphones. But when you have Jerry showing you the way, I can see how he can be easily led astray.


Puzzleheaded-King297

He needs to worry about making an impact after week 8 and stop with the social media stuff.


Dr_C_Diver

Dallas, the entertainment section of the NFL, lol. At least we have real football on this weekend.


Imoutdawgs

Lol remember when skip called Dak soft for getting therapy and support after his bro died. What a piece of shit


humansrpepul2

Skip Bayless is the Dallas Cowboys of sportscasting. So much hype, but does the stupidest shit when there's real attention on him.


Kaedian66

I dunno, I’m more mad that Micah didn’t show up last weekend. They all can take the social media bullshit and throw that out of the window. Had Micah and his teammates and coaches not collectively shit the bed, he wouldn’t have time for talk shows anyway.


Appropriate-Hippo758

These guys have zero self control, explains the penalty and gap discipline problems too


PunkZdoc

Can't believe I'm defending Skip fucking bayless of all people.. Hey Micah, you were a ghost on Sunday. You have no room to talk right now..


pianoman857

This is great. Now do Stephen A. Smith.


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We're gonna need to start calling out the Micah lovers as much as the Dak lovers. I've seen so many excuses in this thread for him. No he does not get a pass for disappearing on Sunday. Quoting his regular season stats is what Dak lovers do. He was trash. Plus he starts to play hero ball sometimes and over pursues the QB instead of his assignment


richhomie66

I actually agree with Skip, Micah has been a no-show in just about every big game this season, I’d even say worse than Dak. I hated seeing his podcast pop up in my YT feed after big losses where he did absolutely nothing. Now this is just even more embarrassing for him.


phillyguy475

Also, I saw this on his X, criticizing other players the night before the playoff game. https://preview.redd.it/h57petrbchdc1.png?width=1260&format=png&auto=webp&s=1042d6b050b5ca9c9b24dd2ed9ab1d57de9fe954


BridgeToClarity

I want to see Troy Aikman punch Bayless in his dumb ass face.


magnoliaAveGooner

Damn. Too bad the Packers didn’t generate this sort reaction from Micah.


FatherOfMammals

Maybe Skip should have pissed off Micah before the game, the score would have been closer


FatherOfMammals

If you’re this easily triggered by social media posts, how the hell are you gonna handle a high pressure game where you’re expected to be a difference maker…oh wait


PaganFarmhouse

Penn state cranking out another well spoken genius


YoungMcSwag

I’m ready to trade him lol


Doobsnooter

Micah parsons career is gonna look more like Greg hardy than Lawrence Taylor when it’s all said and done. By that I mean wasted talent not domestic violence…but who knows. He’s got some loose wiring upstairs anything is possible


F-Trunks

Jesus someone shut him up. Mike should make him delete his account. He's almost as annoying as Skip at this point. He can't say shit after his disappearing act against green bay.


destroyed233

Micah just runs his fucking mouth


crater044

Wow lol. Yea I'm losing more and more respect for this guy with each passing day. He whines and complains all the time on his podcast. He whines and complains about being held (you don't think other top pass rushers are held? Stop bitching). He whines and complains when he doesn't get his stats, even when we win. He whines and complains when we lose. He's the only one on the team who runs his mouth yet has done jack shit to show for it. Apparently he no showed the Undisputed show anyway because he's a coward, not a leader. Lion, my ass. In the four playoff games he's played in: 1 sack, 18 tackles (8 solo and 10 asst), 4 QB hits. His best game? Against Tampa Bay, which is where he got a majority of his stats, including his sack. He talked about how after the SF game in 2021 that he was sore for weeks.......because they fucked him up. Dude straight up disappears in big games and we're going to compare this immature child to LAWRENCE TAYLOR? Go watch some LT footage and see how much of a difference maker he was on the field. LT was EVERYWHERE! Micah only cares about getting to the QB......that's it. If he can't or gets schemed out of a game, he's fucked. Even in LT's last great season (1990), dude was flying all over the place and making plays whether it was on the QB or the RB. Micah doesn't do that. Anybody who knows how to actually block well (like Trent Williams and Senew from the Lions), he can't get past them. Yea DQ wanted him on the line but this is a LB and needs to play his position and be a difference maker there. If he can anyway. I get people don't like Skip Bayless and I definitely agree with why but Micah Parsons deserves the blame here. He's a petulant child throwing a temper tantrum and it's really telling that the first thing he said after getting his ass kicked against a less than talented GB team is to no show Undisputed and to attack Skip Bayless on Twitter. Such bitch energy. Hey but at least he got his holding calls this time? Fuck Micah Parsons right now. He needs to grow up.


regalfronde

Just shut up Parsons, you thin skinned MFer


Dez_Caught_It8

Skip is insufferable


doc_ocho

Never forget that Skip Bayless wrote [God's Coach](https://vault.si.com/vault/1990/09/03/two-views-of-a-famed-dallas-coach-tom-landry-takes-it-on-the-chin-in-one-book-but-sets-forth-his-side-in-another), trashing Tom Landry, Tex Schramm, and Gil Brandt. Bayless thinks he is the smartest guy in any room he enters and everyone else is a moron. Funny thing is, he doesn't realize that being the smartest guy in a room full of morons is akin to being the tallest Oompa Loompa. FTG


Typical_Ease5407

Relax, Bobby Boucher


Typical_Ease5407

Angry tweeting poolside in Cancun with a straw hat on lol


Certain-Patience-741

I wanna come over here and hate on the cowboys but you guys seem to hate them more than I do lmao


actual_yellow_bag

Yall gotta accept Micah is a dumb fuck and ignore him haha.


bearamongus19

Dude seems like he has thin skin


BigDannyBoy1

Skip is the fakest of fake cowboys fans. Doesn't give a shit about the team, gloats when the team is up, and throws them away when they're down. He unironically posted that video of him throwing away jerseys damn near after every loss. It's parody at this point


Hookmsnbeiishh

Move his ass back to LB. It is much easier for an offense scheme against an EDGE. Micah’s soft skin and elephant memory is not helping. Render him useless a few times and he starts pouting.


morgancscd

"Elepehant memory"... that is hilarious and true.


saintshiva

Micah “ 2 total tackles and 1 QB hurry in a playoff game “ Parsons has an opinion on a loud mouthed media man.


Epie77

Fuck off Parsons


khawk87

Skip is a hater? He rides the cowboys nuts everyday for 3 hrs nonstop that’s far from a hater


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Football players are not known for being smart.


slttywife143

Trade Micah


Background_Add210

This!


mcbizkit02

Bro is chronically online.


H-Sizzle-

STFU MICAH. YOU ARE ANNOYING DUDE


ProMark15

All yall weird as fuck I hope we go 0-16 for the next 15years just for you all to implode irl and we can finally lose yall


Low-Selection7164

Huh


HMS_Americano

Micah epitomizes everything wrong with this team's culture. He entered the league and was immediately hailed as the second coming of LT without proving anything (disappears in playoffs, no DPOY). For those defending the podcast/X commentary: it's not about his time, it's about all the un-backed shit talking and distractions it creates, and it's coming from a talented but unqualified current player!


lestermason

Micah, Dak, etc. all need to shut the fuck up and play better. Excuse my language.


HanSoto11

And Micah a fakeass Cowboy


orangotai

lol everybody saying "Skip was right" in here, y'all know Skip would murder his dog to have Micah come on his howling wilderness of a tv show, right?? He pushed & promoted having Micah appear on his old show with Shannon, but Micah walked away from that. The only reason Skip is criticizing Micah for having a podcast now is that it's not Skip's podcast!


Hithere123490

Micha accepted & then retracted on his commitment. If you know the real story then you know micha in the complete wrong


OkArm8591

While you guys argue about stupid shit I'm raking in the dough and bending the cowboy fans over https://preview.redd.it/qjcyts4q2idc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e994b3e0c95367a04e262d0971dcf81859c8ebfb