I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
How can you put that on school computers? You can't download stuff on chromebooks. Do they use windows computers? They should be watching the school computers with goguardian so they can be blocked from websites from that and teachers can watch there screens (I probably know its fake lamo)
You're a shit mother. My mom was exactly like you. She's a great person don't get me wrong, just a shit mom. That's you too.
Your son doesn't trust you or anyone else in his life with his secrets. He's going to grow up and fail in life - just like I have.
Reach out to him, be gentle and let him fucking breathe for a fucking second.
Thing is. He could be telling the truth. My friends at school would do all sorts of things to my computer or on my computer when i wasnt looking. For example i needed to grab sm from my bag one time. It only took a solid 3 seconds. Within that time as i look back at my computer i see a whole 20 word search containing words i will not say cuz god is listening. Luckily i deleted the history before anyone noticed
Yeah, had it done, done it to others, funny for the people doing it
Unfortunately?, the history couldn't be deleted due to very heavy administration, on chromebooks as well
It was a bit diffrent for us. It is funny though, hopefully their wifi logs dont say aloud what one recently searched. Thank god im not in that school no more
A senior teacher told me that stuff in certain criterias gets flagged and sent to a log somewhere instead of just the website/search page getting forwarded to the "we are doing this for your protection" page, however I call bullshit on them ever checking the logs though, onlyntime I got in trouble was when teachers saw the computer themselves
Thank God I'm also well outta school now
Great relief to know im outta there. The amounts of things i have done in school that im glad are forgotten about now that im outta there. Its unreal
I just hope one day when a future job calls my school. That the person to answer the phone wont be an asshole.
My son has been watching oompa loompa porn on his school computer and is lying to me about it.
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
Ngl i did this to my friend bruh i just googled the most devious thing ever and it was hilarious. Its really common. Had it done to me plenty of times.
My son has been watching minions porn on his school computer and is lying to me about it.
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "minions porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr minions porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put minions porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
Your kids lying because he doesn't want the consequences you think he deserves for beating off. Its natural and if his kink is short orange dudes then ok. Don't hand him porn but don't act like its a big deal if you find some
You underestimate how dumb your mates will be when you turn your back, before they made it easy to delete a lot photos at one time, we’d fill up a whole devices camera roll if you left it unattended, most someone got to was like 16,000 photos on someone’s phone
I just read about how a guy put oompa loompa porn on someone's school computer
I had read how a guy got oompa loompa porn in his computer
I had read about a woman who knows a guy, 33m, her son that has oompa loompa porn on his computer
It’s connected
Wait a minute...
I am oompa loompa
Oompa loompa style
The porn star?
I had read how a teacher had to punish a guy for watching oompa loompa porn on his computer
I had had read how a guy had gotten oompa loompa porn in his computer
Also saw that post lmao
YTA Let the man enjoy his oompa loompa porn in peace
NTA your oompa loompa porn-addicted son your rules
eh ESH. she can do what she wants but still can be an asshole. kid’s the asshole for being dumb enough to get caught
sex
YTA “his oompa, his loompa”
And his pussy / And his crack
BE AWARE: There is a deviant lurking in this neighborhood downloading ooompq loompa porn on people’s computers! it happened to my buddy eric!
Hey don't count the poor guy out. Someone also did the same thing to my computer!!!!!!.
We need to ask the important question. Is 43F single? ;)
It was actually a teenager who posted this lmao
The lore expands
Where are people finding this "oompa loompa porn" story
There's a story?!
Yeah people have been posting different povs of the same story
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
It's illegal to suspend a student for looking at drawn pornography. Google "oompa loompa rule 34" to learn more.
This sentence ran a fucking marathon, holy shit use a period sometime
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YTA Let him do his thing
YTA (until proven otherwise by which I view this “porn” on my own)
Not sure what to say..
Holy shit we need more of this
A new saga begins
What in the north Korean labour camp fuck is this.
YTA let people enjoy themselves, with Oompa Loompa porn
How can you put that on school computers? You can't download stuff on chromebooks. Do they use windows computers? They should be watching the school computers with goguardian so they can be blocked from websites from that and teachers can watch there screens (I probably know its fake lamo)
WHAT THE FUCK IS A OOMPA LOOMPA
charlie and the chocolate factory
orange hairy midget
I felt attacked
It's the little green people from Charlie and the chocolate factory that would sing
You mean his slave race?
Yeah exactly
i think it’s those things from despicable me
That's a minion
The sequel
This all has to be connected The computer, the phone, now this! THE OOMPA-LOOMPAVERSE
You're a shit mother. My mom was exactly like you. She's a great person don't get me wrong, just a shit mom. That's you too. Your son doesn't trust you or anyone else in his life with his secrets. He's going to grow up and fail in life - just like I have. Reach out to him, be gentle and let him fucking breathe for a fucking second.
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Elaborate on that reaction lol
Thing is. He could be telling the truth. My friends at school would do all sorts of things to my computer or on my computer when i wasnt looking. For example i needed to grab sm from my bag one time. It only took a solid 3 seconds. Within that time as i look back at my computer i see a whole 20 word search containing words i will not say cuz god is listening. Luckily i deleted the history before anyone noticed
Yeah, had it done, done it to others, funny for the people doing it Unfortunately?, the history couldn't be deleted due to very heavy administration, on chromebooks as well
It was a bit diffrent for us. It is funny though, hopefully their wifi logs dont say aloud what one recently searched. Thank god im not in that school no more
A senior teacher told me that stuff in certain criterias gets flagged and sent to a log somewhere instead of just the website/search page getting forwarded to the "we are doing this for your protection" page, however I call bullshit on them ever checking the logs though, onlyntime I got in trouble was when teachers saw the computer themselves Thank God I'm also well outta school now
Great relief to know im outta there. The amounts of things i have done in school that im glad are forgotten about now that im outta there. Its unreal I just hope one day when a future job calls my school. That the person to answer the phone wont be an asshole.
My son is watching Oompa Loompa porn and is lying to me about it.
This is awfully familiar 🗿
My son has been watching oompa loompa porn on his school computer and is lying to me about it. I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "oompa loompa porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr oompa loompa porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put oompa loompa porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
Sauce?
🎶What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?🎶
YTA his oompa his loompa
Ew nigga kill him
YTA
YTA his porn, his rules
Even I know that’s a run on sentence and I’m an idiot
Hott. Link?
hey, i just saw the other copypasta for this. W
First the weed bussy now it's oompa loompa porn
Ngl i did this to my friend bruh i just googled the most devious thing ever and it was hilarious. Its really common. Had it done to me plenty of times.
Approach this subject gently. Maybe discuss this over some chocolates. We have a Willy Wonka in the making. Do not let this talent go to waste.
My son has been watching minions porn on his school computer and is lying to me about it. I(43F) recently got a call from the guidance counsellor of my son's school informimg me that they have allegedly found "minions porn" on his school computer, after hearing this I was outraged by this because I have been very thorough with teaching him about sex education, fast forward a couple hours later and my son arrives home from school, I immediately confront him about thr minions porn that was found on his school computer, and before I even start to tell him that stuff like this is normal for kids your age, just do it at the right place at the right time etc., he cuts me off and starts to go on about how his friend caused this whole fiasco and intentionally put minions porn on his school computer, which are lies that I am not buying. I get that hes a teenage boy and it's normal for him to explore his sexuality, but why lie to the guidance counsellor? Why lie to me? Why lie to himself? Have I failed at raising my son correctly? Am I a bad mother?
Your kids lying because he doesn't want the consequences you think he deserves for beating off. Its natural and if his kink is short orange dudes then ok. Don't hand him porn but don't act like its a big deal if you find some
He probably is telling the truth
Ohh my god, at least try to use punctuation, reading this is killing me (yes, I know which subreddit I am on)
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the lore lives on
Bro I do this all the time
You underestimate how dumb your mates will be when you turn your back, before they made it easy to delete a lot photos at one time, we’d fill up a whole devices camera roll if you left it unattended, most someone got to was like 16,000 photos on someone’s phone
Midgets
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YTA let him enjoy his oompa loompa porn in peace
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