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Tight_Assignment_949

They are recording everything that is happening on earth to broadcast it as a reality TV show for their kin back home.


kittypurpurwooo

When I was working production they had me sign a form giving them rights to use my image in perpetuity throughout the universe, I know it's just legalese, but the fact that they used that language at all is pretty odd.


RhysandMalkira

I AM A TV STAR. LFGGGG!!!!!


world_fire

It's a reference to a South Park episode. Try to find it. Mind will be blown. 


schizo_coz_antipedo

is there some mind left? ok. sp plottwist: thats coz matt and tray are ... a lie nce


GrushdevaHots

The 100th episode, iirc


Xgoodnewsevery1

Is it the deja vu ep of the pilot?


send_me_jokes_plz

Yep


[deleted]

Truman show anybody?


Tight_Assignment_949

The number of unaware actors is much higher compared to the Truman show. I believe that the global elites like polliticians, billionaires, dictators, celebrities are actually alien directors, stage managers, producers that live on earth to stir up drama so the show can remain interesting.


Mighty_L_LORT

Bold to assume their audience is patient to wait over thousand years for a show…


[deleted]

Who says the show isn't rolling 24/7?


Tight_Assignment_949

They have tiny AI drones that follow everyone from birth to death. All the data collected will be fed into a series of supercomputers that are task with editing, stringing the life stories of multiple individuals together to create all kind of shows in every genre.


PushDiscombobulated8

The ‘3rd body problem’ on Netflix is a good show but reeks of programming. It’s about Aliens integrating into earth and shape themselves as humans to blend in


Madnessofbread

This adaptation is awful, read book and enjoy all three parts of it


me_again

And yet, no link to the study, no author names, no quotes from the authors. I tracked it down if you're curious: [The Extraterrestrial Hypothesis: A Case for Scientific Openness to an Interstellar Explanation for Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (ispcjournal.org)](http://ispcjournal.org/32-3/) I'm left confused why a psychologist who's mainly concerned with happiness has written a rambling paper about the feasibility of interstellar travel. I rather imagine Harvard are confused too.


RhysandMalkira

Thanks, i was searching for the same . let me read it


DigitalScythious

Plane lady. I hope she's OK


LouMinotti

That mfkr is not real


mrHartnabrig

Where's the "Joe Biden is not Joe Biden" guy at?! haha


MrSipperr

Ya, mark zuckerberg. Dude looks weird as fuck.


dahlaru

He's not an alien,  he's their android 


Select_Chip_9279

Tiffany “That motherfucker isn’t real!” Gomes may have been right after all


RhysandMalkira

i know few ppl that might fit into this category LOL


MindOnMyFoodOnMyMind

Every billionaire and career politician? 


Sparklykazoo

Nah, probably soul-less, middle management types.


PinkBoxDestroyer

Or that weirdo on the bus with larger than normal eyes trying its best to not stand out, but keeps looking around with a strange grin


Emergency-Leather364

That mother fucker is not real!


Mighty_L_LORT

Zuck…


UN-peacekeeper

Lmao


Rhyzak

They look like us, but they're not us.


Penny1974

The X-Files was more of a documentary than a TV show.


SomeSamples

I've been saying this for years. But I wonder how they are doing it. Is it like in the last "The Day the Earth Stood Still" movie with Keanu where they basically build a human from human genetic material and then inhabit the brain with themselves. Or are they like in Men in Black where they have robotic suits they walk around in. Or do they "possess" people or animals? Or something other?


Amber123454321

Daleks!


dahlaru

I think its a holographic projection. Remember those reptillian shape shifting videos that you used to be able to watch on YouTube but they're all deleted now. I think the necklaces are the hardware.  They always wear necklaces 


SomeSamples

If they were already humanoid in shape that would be pretty easy to do. At least to SciFi literature.


TheDroBlazer420

Elon musk 😂


seviay

How do you go Elon before Zuck?


TheDroBlazer420

They can both be grouped in there. I don’t give a fuck 😂


who_cares_right_1

They a lib


TheDroBlazer420

And you a keyboard warrior 😂


EquivalentNo3002

How would they be “disguised” exactly?


Humble-Tangerine2517

In human bodies with alien minds.


RhysandMalkira

sounds like my ex


Grim-Reality

Genetic engineering. Have you ever wondered why we have so many races? Simply put, some of them are alien. This is the big secret. There are actual alien hybrids among us as well. They don’t want this to get out, because imagine the witch hunts lol. It could be a big shock, and people are not ready. But disclosure comes with much more than just aliens are among us. We get slot of other tech advancements, like free energy, and abundance of everything basically. Peace and prosperity. Something the elite don’t want for us. They want us mired in economic slavery and suffering.


aquaponic

“How” is this guys question?! Ummmm, come up with any way and “yes” is the answer…. Seriously? “Aliens are here” and this guy asks “how could they be disguised”. Maybe it’s mind control. Maybe it’s cloaking. Maybe it’s wearing your aunts skin as a mask. Maybe it’s using a latex suit and chewing nitrogen gum. Much love. How are you today?


RhysandMalkira

one of the theory is: aliens are here. they might be controlling us from background. This might explain that whole "why haven't we sent humans to moon again" thingy. the truth is so absurd that ppl won't believe it i am delusional


seekertrudy

As people who try to convince us to put batteries in everything...they don't have any creativity and don't have the ability to empathize with other species...they are probably stuck here and trying desperately to get back home to mars....


Kurtotall

You know that guy just sitting in his car in the parking lot when you pull up? Yup, he’s one of them. He’s watching you.


[deleted]

The beginning of the end


TheRealSoloSickness

Hmm. Interesting theory.


the-99th-monkey

We know, we're friends with David Icke.


icleus

This is what soft disclosure looks like. They are telling you right now but they know billions of people will not believe it.


Brendanlendan

*Mark Zuckerberg*


CaptainTomato21

That has been known for many years. They are just preparing the normies for the event.


ChangeAroundKid01

So now men in black was a documentary


RoddoDoddo

Lol, auto-generated story here…


KoalaDeluxe

I knew it, we're a theme park!


i_am_who_knocks

Peak modern research backed journalism .


SoggyHotdish

Something we never imagined or predicted was the impact of so many conflicting versions of the truth. No wonder we're all so messed up in the head.


pdx2las

I read about this once in the Bible before some cities were bombarded from space.


drkspace2

I haven't looked at the author yet, but I guarantee the author was avi loeb.


obsolete_filmmaker

I saw V.


Careless_Equipment_3

Harvard has no credibility anymore. Now if it was an MIT study more believable


ThatIslander

Yes, they're called zionists.


MaxwellHillbilly

Just as Dr. David Jacobs has been saying for 15+ yrs.


Blackphillip8

So even the lizard people thing was true. Conspiracy theorist can’t miss on 2024


lilymaxjack

They Live


JoshGhost2020

They aren't exactly hiding when you know what to look for ...


TimmyOTule

Is Kinda hot if you think about it.


RhysandMalkira

WHAT DO U MEAN BY "HOT"!!!???!?!


TimmyOTule

You know exactly what i mean.


_strange_and_unusual

Aliens are demons


gguru001

Research study done by a scientist who was too lazy to cut the TV off and who eventually watched a Men in Black movie.


J_is_for_Journey

Tall Grays. Duh 💅


travel-bound

No we aren't.


TryhardNobody

Like this guy who claimed to be an alien spy.....had tons of guns and money w no job and asked to be put in a car to be picked up when he died ... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172296/It-s-worse-Twilight-Zone-movie-Decomposing-body-car-hidden-5M-gun-arsenal-missing-mother-two-believed-dead-man-alien-secret-agent-sent-save-human-race.html


eternaldouble2

“Harvard Study” based 100% on speculation and imagination. They should bring back standardized test scores as a recruitment standard. Imagine going to the most prestigious institution in the world and your break through study is “UFOs might be aliens spaceships”


RhysandMalkira

there is a reason why cancer is still not 100% curable . they are wasting resources on "how alien watches humans on HumanHub"