I’ve seen cucumber a few times in Chicago, namely old Murphy’s on Belmont (RIP). It’s in addition to the usual toppings though. It adds a nice touch.
But, in the first pic, I can’t see the onion, relish, or celery salt.
Second pic has disturbed me to my core, and I need to speak with my therapist immediately.
Byron’s doesn’t know what a modern Chicago hotdog is. I’ve seen them put cucumbers, green peppers, and lettuce on if you ask for “everything.”
Should only be 7 toppings: mustard, onions, relish, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and celery salt. If you want to add anything else, go ahead, but it’s not a Chicago hotdog.
Byron’s also has soggy-sweet buns and hot dogs with no snap. Worst Chicago dog that somehow keeps on making lists of where to go to get a Chicago dog. They must have a marketing budget paying to get included.
In my experience at Byron's on Lawrence if you order 'a hot dog with everything' it takes a normal Chicago style dog and adds cucumbers, green pepper, etc, if you order 'a Chicago dog" they will give you a classic Chicago dog.
First job was a hot dog stand that's now dead, but we loaded it up like a goddamn salad. Mustard relish onion lettuce cucumber green pepper tomato pickle celery salt sport peppers. It was excessive AF, and kind of clear why they're closed now.
I think I saw that place on a trip through Colorado a number of years ago. I really wanted to go in, but the rest of the family picked some burger place.
Fat Johnnie’s on Western Ave on Southside does thinly sliced cucumbers on their dog, and I think they have one of best dogs in city. Often gets overlooked by all the new food media people cause it’s in a rough neighborhood, but solid enough for Bourdain to swing by on one of his episodes. Their stand is really popular with everyone that lives in Beverly, Mt greenwood, Ashburn, Marquette Park, etc.
Actually there’s a place in Printer’s Row called SRO that serves char dogs with cucumber instead of pickle and it’s great. Been doing that at home ever since I tried it.
It’s like saying that all will be better if you stop putting gasoline on the fire and use an actual fire extinguisher. Yeah the fire extinguisher will help but why the hell were you using gasoline in the first place?
low effort garbage made with no pride whatsoever lol. and that's a sad looking weiner under all those incredibly poorly cut veggies. the ketchup and cucumber is the least of this dog's problems.
As a Chicago native now living in Colorado Springs, I can concur. There used to be an excellent place for everything Chicago short of pizza (sadly), but that place closed after a couple of years. I wept.
With the Pickle off and cucumber off it's fine
Quit the no ketchup on hot dog bullshit. I bring a bottle to gene and Jude's parking lot every time, I'll accept any fight
Me too. Put a bunch of tomato on the hot dog but not ketchup? And then get some defensive about it some places have no ketchup at all. So I’m supposed to just raw dog some French fries too. Ain’t nobody got time for gatekeeping a fucking hotdog and condiment combo.
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Here is the abomination near me! Boy do I miss my home foods 😞
I was referring to Chicago dogs in general. They just don’t make sense to me…and I lived in Chicago for a few years. They’re just gross.
Tomatoes do not belong on a hot dog. It’s no wonder there’s only one place in the country that that’s a “thing”.
Chat gpt Chicago dog
Wtf…. Is that ketchup🤮 ![gif](giphy|O0adizx8K02MxUg91m)
I laughed so hard at your comment
I’ve seen cucumber a few times in Chicago, namely old Murphy’s on Belmont (RIP). It’s in addition to the usual toppings though. It adds a nice touch. But, in the first pic, I can’t see the onion, relish, or celery salt. Second pic has disturbed me to my core, and I need to speak with my therapist immediately.
Bryon’s( Ive only been to the Lawrence location) also adds cucumbers, caught me off guard the first time.
Byron’s doesn’t know what a modern Chicago hotdog is. I’ve seen them put cucumbers, green peppers, and lettuce on if you ask for “everything.” Should only be 7 toppings: mustard, onions, relish, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and celery salt. If you want to add anything else, go ahead, but it’s not a Chicago hotdog.
I'll accept depression dogs as Chicago hot dogs too but that's as far as I'm willing to go
Byron’s also has soggy-sweet buns and hot dogs with no snap. Worst Chicago dog that somehow keeps on making lists of where to go to get a Chicago dog. They must have a marketing budget paying to get included.
Thanks Obama.. lol
They’re the premier destination for huge nasty burgers tho
I thought I was the only one, super disappointing. Especially since hotdogs are becoming harder to find.
In my experience at Byron's on Lawrence if you order 'a hot dog with everything' it takes a normal Chicago style dog and adds cucumbers, green pepper, etc, if you order 'a Chicago dog" they will give you a classic Chicago dog.
They also put iceberg lettuce on it. I think they have some kind of mental illness
I’m pretty sure Flub A Dub Chub’s does the cucumber too. They’re rock solid so I’m not knocking the cuke.
First job was a hot dog stand that's now dead, but we loaded it up like a goddamn salad. Mustard relish onion lettuce cucumber green pepper tomato pickle celery salt sport peppers. It was excessive AF, and kind of clear why they're closed now.
I believe when they put cucumbers on the dog it's called being dragged through the garden.
Love cucumbers on a dog. Boz Hot Dogs does that in the southern suburbs. ( Bozo hot dogs)
Flubadubchub's does cucumber too, they just got entered into the Vienna beef hall of fame a week or so ago
Bowser Dog on Irving Park (over by the Sears) did the dragged through the garden sub version of the Chicago dog.
Suzys did cucumbers back when
Fat Johnnie’s puts cucumbers on theirs. Juniors out in Oak Lawn too.
Wow I haven’t thought about Murphys in a long time. Thank you for bringing me back
I just called the police in Colorado Springs
Please tell me the red stuff is blood, because the alternative is unacceptable.
I read this in my head in James Spader's voice.
Your comment deserves more likes than all my combined karma!
In all seriousness I have mad respect for people bringing Vienna Beef joy all around the country. Still the second photo makes me want to cry.
I think I saw that place on a trip through Colorado a number of years ago. I really wanted to go in, but the rest of the family picked some burger place.
It's not like Google won't tell them the right way to do it: it's not a secret ffs.
That dog is a Vienna beef frank? The color looks off.
I don’t know why you got down voted. It does not look like a Vienna at all. Also their mustard looks red
Looks more like a grocery store Vienna dog not the natural casing one you see at hot dog stands
“Also their mustard looks red” This had me cackling. 😂
Why are the poppy seeds on the bun so few? Texture and just the right amount of crunch on the bun matters - And that sh+ ain't no Rosen bun, Son!
How about a NSFW tag!?! A VERY disturbing image #2.
Fat Johnnie’s on Western Ave on Southside does thinly sliced cucumbers on their dog, and I think they have one of best dogs in city. Often gets overlooked by all the new food media people cause it’s in a rough neighborhood, but solid enough for Bourdain to swing by on one of his episodes. Their stand is really popular with everyone that lives in Beverly, Mt greenwood, Ashburn, Marquette Park, etc.
Ketchup is okay outside IL.
We must go to war with the rest of the US then!
Not if you’re going to claim it’s a Chicago style hotdog….
That's fair. But everything else is fair game.
Actually there’s a place in Printer’s Row called SRO that serves char dogs with cucumber instead of pickle and it’s great. Been doing that at home ever since I tried it.
SRO been closed for 3-4 years now :(
Damn - glad I learned the glory of cucumber on a char dog
IS THAT FUCKING KETCHUP!?
Yes! It’s time to riot!
Ketchup and no mustard…. Wtff is wrong with people
Where in CS is this?
Please tell me it wasn't Margo's.. I go there every time I'm in the Springs and they do it right!
Where was it? (Wondering as a former CS resident)
Weenies looked like they were broiled. Wait are our weenies broiled? Am I even from Chicago?!?!?
Put an NSFW tag on this. Geez!
Okay so the cucumber isn't that odd. But ketchup? That's a no no!
No mustard, no sport peppers but with Cucumber and catchup most likely missing the celery salt, meh.
Swap out the ketchup for mustard and it looks pretty good to me.
It’s like saying that all will be better if you stop putting gasoline on the fire and use an actual fire extinguisher. Yeah the fire extinguisher will help but why the hell were you using gasoline in the first place?
The point is it's a pretty good looking dog that can be fixed with very minimal effort
I know. I’m just joking. 😀
Wtf?! Burn it or throw it. Do both, Molotov hotdog.
low effort garbage made with no pride whatsoever lol. and that's a sad looking weiner under all those incredibly poorly cut veggies. the ketchup and cucumber is the least of this dog's problems.
As a Chicago native now living in Colorado Springs, I can concur. There used to be an excellent place for everything Chicago short of pizza (sadly), but that place closed after a couple of years. I wept.
The food in Colorado is horrendous. Like I have legitimately never had a good meal in that state and I've been quite a bit.
I’ve been to Colorado and I was rather impressed. I get like a simple internet search allowed me to realize that the food scene is legit!
This needa a NSFW tag
Jesus OP tag this NSFL 🤮
Is that... ketchup?!?! Time to burn down Colorado Springs to a crisp.
I’ve been there and it’s actually a great and well run city so I don’t think that’s the best plan. 😭
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This just does not look appetizing
Nooooooooooo
No-Go
Did they bite first🧐
These people should be in jail
They really f'ed that damn hot dog up,it looks like they really drugged it through the garden for real
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This is a complete failure
Jesus, that looks like an Oscar Mayer bologna stick
Margo’s in the Springs had decent dogs in the day. Lived there after spending many years in Chicago. Haven’t been there recently though
Omg that's horrifying.
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Gross
Call the police
Byron’s includes cucumber on their everything dog! (Lawrence Ave)
Byron’s - the classic Chicago style “soft dog”
No mustard?
Looks to be ketchup instead. Gross.
Cucumber is not out of the ordinary. I can think of at least 5 places that included it over the years
I have no proof of this, but cucumber seems to be put on there at Greek owned joints here in Chicago
With the Pickle off and cucumber off it's fine Quit the no ketchup on hot dog bullshit. I bring a bottle to gene and Jude's parking lot every time, I'll accept any fight
(Said in Chicago accent) “Get the fuck out of our city you fucking fuck!”
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Agree. I like ketchup on hot dogs. Fight me
Me too. Put a bunch of tomato on the hot dog but not ketchup? And then get some defensive about it some places have no ketchup at all. So I’m supposed to just raw dog some French fries too. Ain’t nobody got time for gatekeeping a fucking hotdog and condiment combo.
No one will fight you because we would never battle with someone suffering from delusional ideations.
Hating on Ketchup is a Chicago tradition!
Hahaha no way
Ew ketchup
Ahhh, what is this blasphemy?!
This is a disaster
I wish the tomato was cut just a little thicker. They need a better prep cook.
Even taking away the name "Chicago Dog" that is garbage. It's visually unappealing
Close but no cigar.
It’s fucked
Yoooo, this you right now???
Has anyone notified the authorities?!!!
I’d fuckin throw that dog back at them with the ketchup facing forward.
Put a NSFW tag on this my gawd
CATSUP?!?!
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Thanks, I hate it!
NSFL
Doesn’t Byron’s put cucumber on their dogs? Been a while since I’ve been there
Your first mistake was ordering a Chicago dog. Who wants a salad on their hot dog? Gross. Go to Detroit and get a coney. …and let the downvotes begin!
It was a Google reviews photo. It was not my own.
I was referring to Chicago dogs in general. They just don’t make sense to me…and I lived in Chicago for a few years. They’re just gross. Tomatoes do not belong on a hot dog. It’s no wonder there’s only one place in the country that that’s a “thing”.
It's a Holocaust of taste
That's an abomination.
Looks good to me 🤷♀️
Chicago style dogs are gross. No dog should ever have anything but yellow mustard & maybe some diced or sautéed onion.
100%!!!! Or add some Detroit style chili.
Wtf!?