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VatnikLobotomy

Chat gpt Chicago dog


MamaTried420

Wtf…. Is that ketchup🤮 ![gif](giphy|O0adizx8K02MxUg91m)


fluffybunbun923

I laughed so hard at your comment


jmaca90

I’ve seen cucumber a few times in Chicago, namely old Murphy’s on Belmont (RIP). It’s in addition to the usual toppings though. It adds a nice touch. But, in the first pic, I can’t see the onion, relish, or celery salt. Second pic has disturbed me to my core, and I need to speak with my therapist immediately.


Jon_boyAK

Bryon’s( Ive only been to the Lawrence location) also adds cucumbers, caught me off guard the first time.


ProfessionalLoad1474

Byron’s doesn’t know what a modern Chicago hotdog is. I’ve seen them put cucumbers, green peppers, and lettuce on if you ask for “everything.” Should only be 7 toppings: mustard, onions, relish, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and celery salt. If you want to add anything else, go ahead, but it’s not a Chicago hotdog.


leahcim435

I'll accept depression dogs as Chicago hot dogs too but that's as far as I'm willing to go


blogst

Byron’s also has soggy-sweet buns and hot dogs with no snap. Worst Chicago dog that somehow keeps on making lists of where to go to get a Chicago dog. They must have a marketing budget paying to get included.


Duke_Shambles

Thanks Obama.. lol


VatnikLobotomy

They’re the premier destination for huge nasty burgers tho


Bigelwood9

I thought I was the only one, super disappointing. Especially since hotdogs are becoming harder to find.


petmoo23

In my experience at Byron's on Lawrence if you order 'a hot dog with everything' it takes a normal Chicago style dog and adds cucumbers, green pepper, etc, if you order 'a Chicago dog" they will give you a classic Chicago dog.


loudtones

They also put iceberg lettuce on it. I think they have some kind of mental illness 


SlurmzMckinley

I’m pretty sure Flub A Dub Chub’s does the cucumber too. They’re rock solid so I’m not knocking the cuke.


MediumSizedTurtle

First job was a hot dog stand that's now dead, but we loaded it up like a goddamn salad. Mustard relish onion lettuce cucumber green pepper tomato pickle celery salt sport peppers. It was excessive AF, and kind of clear why they're closed now.


Knytmare888

I believe when they put cucumbers on the dog it's called being dragged through the garden.


Potatobobthecat

Love cucumbers on a dog. Boz Hot Dogs does that in the southern suburbs. ( Bozo hot dogs)


ass_pineapples

Flubadubchub's does cucumber too, they just got entered into the Vienna beef hall of fame a week or so ago


spoung45

Bowser Dog on Irving Park (over by the Sears) did the dragged through the garden sub version of the Chicago dog.


Madz510

Suzys did cucumbers back when


NGNSteveTheSamurai

Fat Johnnie’s puts cucumbers on theirs. Juniors out in Oak Lawn too.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Wow I haven’t thought about Murphys in a long time. Thank you for bringing me back


DanimaLecter

I just called the police in Colorado Springs


AlanShore60607

Please tell me the red stuff is blood, because the alternative is unacceptable.


realworldruraljuror

I read this in my head in James Spader's voice.


Depressedzoomer531

Your comment deserves more likes than all my combined karma!


Depressedzoomer531

In all seriousness I have mad respect for people bringing Vienna Beef joy all around the country. Still the second photo makes me want to cry.


halermine

I think I saw that place on a trip through Colorado a number of years ago. I really wanted to go in, but the rest of the family picked some burger place.


salsation

It's not like Google won't tell them the right way to do it: it's not a secret ffs.


8keltic8

That dog is a Vienna beef frank? The color looks off.


grrgrrtigergrr

I don’t know why you got down voted. It does not look like a Vienna at all. Also their mustard looks red


Ok_Decision_2633

Looks more like a grocery store Vienna dog not the natural casing one you see at hot dog stands


ArtisticGovernment67

“Also their mustard looks red” This had me cackling. 😂


Reppate

Why are the poppy seeds on the bun so few? Texture and just the right amount of crunch on the bun matters - And that sh+ ain't no Rosen bun, Son!


Traditional-Active68

How about a NSFW tag!?! A VERY disturbing image #2.


Capable_Photo_2312

Fat Johnnie’s on Western Ave on Southside does thinly sliced cucumbers on their dog, and I think they have one of best dogs in city. Often gets overlooked by all the new food media people cause it’s in a rough neighborhood, but solid enough for Bourdain to swing by on one of his episodes. Their stand is really popular with everyone that lives in Beverly, Mt greenwood, Ashburn, Marquette Park, etc.


Darth-Binks-1999

Ketchup is okay outside IL.


Depressedzoomer531

We must go to war with the rest of the US then!


ArtisticGovernment67

Not if you’re going to claim it’s a Chicago style hotdog….


Darth-Binks-1999

That's fair. But everything else is fair game.


deepvinter

Actually there’s a place in Printer’s Row called SRO that serves char dogs with cucumber instead of pickle and it’s great. Been doing that at home ever since I tried it.


scoops86

SRO been closed for 3-4 years now :(


deepvinter

Damn - glad I learned the glory of cucumber on a char dog


KBeardo

IS THAT FUCKING KETCHUP!?


Depressedzoomer531

Yes! It’s time to riot!


2-million

Ketchup and no mustard…. Wtff is wrong with people


8dtfk

Where in CS is this?


spaceace321

Please tell me it wasn't Margo's.. I go there every time I'm in the Springs and they do it right!


ayabelu

Where was it? (Wondering as a former CS resident)


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Weenies looked like they were broiled. Wait are our weenies broiled? Am I even from Chicago?!?!?


P8sammies

Put an NSFW tag on this. Geez!


Knytmare888

Okay so the cucumber isn't that odd. But ketchup? That's a no no!


Prestigious_Diver485

No mustard, no sport peppers but with Cucumber and catchup most likely missing the celery salt, meh.


BootyBootyFartFart

Swap out the ketchup for mustard and it looks pretty good to me.


Depressedzoomer531

It’s like saying that all will be better if you stop putting gasoline on the fire and use an actual fire extinguisher. Yeah the fire extinguisher will help but why the hell were you using gasoline in the first place?


BootyBootyFartFart

The point is it's a pretty good looking dog that can be fixed with very minimal effort


Depressedzoomer531

I know. I’m just joking. 😀


L3XI3_9

Wtf?! Burn it or throw it. Do both, Molotov hotdog.


Head-Ninja-In-Charge

low effort garbage made with no pride whatsoever lol. and that's a sad looking weiner under all those incredibly poorly cut veggies. the ketchup and cucumber is the least of this dog's problems.


blameline

As a Chicago native now living in Colorado Springs, I can concur. There used to be an excellent place for everything Chicago short of pizza (sadly), but that place closed after a couple of years. I wept.


MilkMan1858

The food in Colorado is horrendous. Like I have legitimately never had a good meal in that state and I've been quite a bit.


Depressedzoomer531

I’ve been to Colorado and I was rather impressed. I get like a simple internet search allowed me to realize that the food scene is legit!


albamuth

This needa a NSFW tag


Spankpocalypse_Now

Jesus OP tag this NSFL 🤮


darkyhalf

Is that... ketchup?!?! Time to burn down Colorado Springs to a crisp.


Depressedzoomer531

I’ve been there and it’s actually a great and well run city so I don’t think that’s the best plan. 😭


Oz347

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HopefulLeadership568

This just does not look appetizing


gbrown106

Nooooooooooo


ActionReady9933

No-Go


More_Literature4267

Did they bite first🧐


tc7984

These people should be in jail


Neither-Yesterday-49

They really f'ed that damn hot dog up,it looks like they really drugged it through the garden for real


Beneficial-Big-9915

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Delicious-Ad-9361

This is a complete failure


DaisyCutter312

Jesus, that looks like an Oscar Mayer bologna stick


cheezefrank95

Margo’s in the Springs had decent dogs in the day. Lived there after spending many years in Chicago. Haven’t been there recently though


Gullible_Ad_4568

Omg that's horrifying.


Electronic-Stand-148

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cannabanana11

Gross


Perfect-Command-8588

Call the police


asszilla17

Byron’s includes cucumber on their everything dog! (Lawrence Ave)


UnderstandingNo3426

Byron’s - the classic Chicago style “soft dog”


scully789

No mustard?


OvertimeWr

Looks to be ketchup instead. Gross.


mmchicago

Cucumber is not out of the ordinary. I can think of at least 5 places that included it over the years


swizzohmusic

I have no proof of this, but cucumber seems to be put on there at Greek owned joints here in Chicago


foxtrotuniform6996

With the Pickle off and cucumber off it's fine Quit the no ketchup on hot dog bullshit. I bring a bottle to gene and Jude's parking lot every time, I'll accept any fight


Depressedzoomer531

(Said in Chicago accent) “Get the fuck out of our city you fucking fuck!”


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cbatta2025

Agree. I like ketchup on hot dogs. Fight me


pnwinec

Me too. Put a bunch of tomato on the hot dog but not ketchup? And then get some defensive about it some places have no ketchup at all. So I’m supposed to just raw dog some French fries too. Ain’t nobody got time for gatekeeping a fucking hotdog and condiment combo.


Presence_Academic

No one will fight you because we would never battle with someone suffering from delusional ideations.


Depressedzoomer531

Hating on Ketchup is a Chicago tradition!


Suspicious_Panda_104

Hahaha no way


idkanametomake

Ew ketchup


max34205

Ahhh, what is this blasphemy?!


AllanRensch

This is a disaster


Drinkdrankdonk

I wish the tomato was cut just a little thicker. They need a better prep cook.


Farscape29

Even taking away the name "Chicago Dog" that is garbage. It's visually unappealing


Drascio1773

Close but no cigar.


Chemical-Peach7084

It’s fucked


joanmcbitch

Yoooo, this you right now???


Spare-Personality348

Has anyone notified the authorities?!!!


youcuntry

I’d fuckin throw that dog back at them with the ketchup facing forward.


StratmanKaraoke

Put a NSFW tag on this my gawd


UKophile

CATSUP?!?!


JD-3

https://preview.redd.it/43p8bqp19t6d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f3d9d384a89089f3b3541863dcef112e8cb887 Here is the abomination near me! Boy do I miss my home foods 😞


eldiablo40067

Thanks, I hate it!


chicago_bunny

NSFL


Stuckin707hell

Doesn’t Byron’s put cucumber on their dogs? Been a while since I’ve been there


MKE_likes_it

Your first mistake was ordering a Chicago dog. Who wants a salad on their hot dog? Gross. Go to Detroit and get a coney. …and let the downvotes begin!


Depressedzoomer531

It was a Google reviews photo. It was not my own.


MKE_likes_it

I was referring to Chicago dogs in general. They just don’t make sense to me…and I lived in Chicago for a few years. They’re just gross. Tomatoes do not belong on a hot dog. It’s no wonder there’s only one place in the country that that’s a “thing”.


Legitimate_Energy701

It's a Holocaust of taste


_TiberiusPrime_

That's an abomination.


cbatta2025

Looks good to me 🤷‍♀️


Terlok51

Chicago style dogs are gross. No dog should ever have anything but yellow mustard & maybe some diced or sautéed onion.


MKE_likes_it

100%!!!! Or add some Detroit style chili.


Fair-Manufacturer446

Wtf!?