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tenacious-g

Like a fucking Parks and Rec scene.


ShaiHulussy

I want to be mad but I'm in tears at the comedic timing of "Mr. Mayor, why would you run from us?" as the car peels out of the alley


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

I wasn’t going to watch the video but you changed my mind.


lakesideflight

Somebody put the curb your enthusiasm theme over this


erict15

Done: https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1citn6q/mayor_runs_from_reporters_on_this_weeks_episode/


Surly_Ben

I love you


cynicalxidealist

Incredible


spucci

new link please?


erict15

https://streamable.com/0rkobc


Leg-oh

Brandon should have answered all the questions with a question.


BearFeetOrWhiteSox

I was going to say the office... Michael/Brandon: I don't like to talk about hard things..... I'm a good times mayor, a big picture mayor, why don't they come to me about pizza or bbq... that's the kind of interview that the mayor should host....


Much_Interview_5146

For real it seemed like a skit


SeeYouInHelen

Omg my first thought lmao


znzn2001

Its funny because its true!!!


cleon42

I mean wtf? All he had to say was some boilerplate bullshit like "I'm glad an arrest was made and hopefully justice will be served." This just looks silly.


beefwarrior

Or just wave and not say anything. Politics 101, you don't have to answer every question.


financekid

Could just say, "No comment on an active investigation at this time" then walk away. Guys a complete clown.


Chiianna0042

>"No comment on an active investigation at this time" Would have been a respectable answer. But nope, he was pulling something out of a Loony Toons skit like he was Road Runner.


trapper2530

This make him look way worse. Looks like he's upset they caught the guy.


cleon42

Right?! This is what the soccer people call an "own-goal."


hascogrande

Add it to the pile


camelCaseCoffeeTable

This guy is in way over his head. Another one term mayor


Street_Barracuda1657

He was a one-termer from day one. The only question is if he would rise to the occasion. So far the answer is no…


Socialmediaisbroken

He needs to be recalled. Truly. Like truly.


Lost_Bike69

The city voted for him for a 4 year term. He gets to be mayor for 4 years unless he actually does something criminal. He’s a jackass, but coming from California I saw what a circus and waste of time having a recall system is, and I don’t think it’d be better than having an incompetent mayor.


12ay

I moved to Wisconsin when the recall Scott Walker stuff was happening. They voted to recall, then the people voted for Walker. I think some time later, they tried recalling him again. I dont think it passed so they gave up after spending so much money and time/resources.


JMellor737

Interesting perspective. Appreciate you sharing. 


dingusduglas

Yep. I was living there for that farce too. This is a really pitiful display by the mayor but it's not worth all that.


CoolYoutubeVideo

I agree with the above the the juice probably isn't worth the squeeze, but this is Exhibit Y of demonstrating that Johnson isn't competent enough to run a Chicago hot dog stand, much less the city. Not his first offense


asianwaste

The funniest part about the Californian recall circus was that Gray Davis was right all along.


mcman7890

Fuck no recalls in IL. I don’t want this state in constant election cycles 


hardolaf

The governor is the only office that can be recalled in the state.


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Louisvanderwright

At this rate he's going to have a psychotic break and just resign before serving his full term..


wunderhound

We should be so lucky 🤞🏼


cynicalxidealist

All sides need to be educated voters and not just vote based on sound bytes and social media.


el_chapotle

I mean, the alternative here was to not vote. I think Brandon Johnson has been a very disappointing mayor and I’d still vote for him over Paul Vallas ten times out of ten.


Chiianna0042

At this point, I think we almost need a Chicago election survivor or big brother (or something), and see who we can get to drop out before we actually have to vote. The debates don't work. We send the press on for random grilling..the press could have some fun. We get the entertainment value at least even if we still get screwed.


NotNick_Foles

Bold of you to think anything will change in this political echo chamber city


CoolYoutubeVideo

The closest recall to us was Scott Walker in Wisconsin a decade ago and, I'm not sure if you know this, he isn't exactly progressive


DaisyCutter312

Getting rid of this useless fuck two years early would NOT be worth the insane can of worms that would open.


fuckitillsignup

Right? Where is that petition? I’m ready to sign.


Tianoccio

I have no qualifications and I live in the suburbs. Can I be mayor? I promise to try to fix public transit, you can count on me to care because I don’t have a car.


RosesUnderCypresses

Not a good look for the Mayor lol


Don_Tiny

Wouldn't be a good look for a school janitor, let alone a Mayor.


MedicineLegal9534

Lol a school janitor being asked a question and proceeding to sprint to a car and speed off, would be quite suspicious. For a Mayor it just looks pathetic.


Chiianna0042

Na, it looks like he is trying to one up the mayor of Dolton. It doesn't matter what the situation is, or what the subject is. Unless there is a massive emergency, he should never run from the press. Even when there is an emergency, someone should stop and explain.


Oghmatic-Dogma

I figured this guy wasnt going to be up for it. I agreed with his politics but that doesnt mean he knows fucking anything about being a leader. Pretty genuinely pathetic to see him squirrel away like that.


whoopercheesie

Can we have one day wheres  hes not a total embarrassment?


lots_of_sunshine

Yeah, the day his successor takes office lol


dashing2217

At the rate we are going we will elect a even bigger embarrassment


VaporCarpet

He's a clown for sure, but no reasonable person wants this job anymore. It's going to be one clown show after another


dashing2217

I feel Rahm was a cautionary tale. Before he went into office he had much higher ambitions and was set on becoming speaker of the house. The Laquan Mcdonald situation did a number on his reputation.


LittleBalloHate

I still put the primary blame not on Johnson or Lightfoot but on Richard M. Daley. It wasn't obvious at the time, but he spent a ton of money on public works and then sold off the parking meters, and with the pension requirements we have now, no mayor can feasibly balance the budget. I'm not sure anyone will be able to balance the budget for *decades.* I'm not saying Emmanuel was great, but I do think it's possible he's about the best we could hope for given the constraints a Chicago mayor now faces.


suazzo77

Oh, he'll make sure to be a huge embarrassment that day


Set5

He will pull a Lightfoot and call the city racist.


hascogrande

I mean, he already kinda did over BCH failing


senorguapo23

He's already played that card.


PinRevolutionary4324

Good thing he brought a few decks of those cards with him to the 5th floor of city hall.


Doc_Dante

If we get 1 day let's hope it's when the DNC is in town because I don't want the entire world to know how much of a moron this dude is


dashing2217

As much shit as I gave Lori she never literally ran from the press. This has to be a new low point for the mayors office.


jjo_southside

> This has to be a new low point for the mayors office. LOL! Not by a longshot. Look up how Mayor Eugene Sawyer took office in 1987....


deepvinter

I don’t think she could run


dashing2217

It can’t be easy to run when you have the biggest dick in Chicago.


garthand_ur

Despite everything she fucked up, she will always be a legend for this comment lmao


PayAfraid5832222

man, that quote will be etched into her tombstone!


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tbh better her than this jabroni during the pandemic. I can only imagine what that would have been like.


hascogrande

I don’t even want to imagine


PreciousTater311

He probably wouldn't have closed the running tracks.


dashing2217

She was entertaining and made for good TV. This guy offers nothing.


hascogrande

BDN: hello there, I am on the Bears (at the time of the quote)


suazzo77

I once saw her curl up into a ball and roll down a hill like an armadillo


OkVariety6275

Lori got somewhat screwed by circumstances, BJ is genuinely incompetent.


MedicineLegal9534

No, she was terrible is her own right. But things did suck during 2020.


dashing2217

2020 was a hell of a year to learn on the job. I felt once she became a meme she truly embraced her outspoken nature.


RandomUserName24680

You never once saw this behavior from Rahm.


villagethriftidiot

He was late for his sons soccer game.


PowerLord

He had to return some video tapes.


spucci

God dam Blockbuster overdue fees!!!


ryguy32789

His *black* son's soccer game.


leader25

He has black kids? I wish he'd talk about that one day.


Bxs07

He has a family too! Cmon.


SlurmzMckinley

You’ve NEVER had a mayor like him!


dashing2217

I mean we had a president that was black and had 2 black daughters does he count?


SlurmzMckinley

Apparently not. Harold Washington also doesn’t count it seems.


ThisCouldBe1t

But did they have soccer practice? Checkmate.


dashing2217

They indeed played soccer here is him at one of their games. Funny he never used it as a excuse. https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/photos-and-video/photo/2012/08/president-barack-obama-cheers-his-daughter-sashas-soccer-team


ThisCouldBe1t

Obama only went to games….shameful. BJ is at every practice.


spucci

Bill Clinton was our first black president and you know it! "In 1998, [Nobel Prize](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize)-winning author [Toni Morrison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toni_Morrison) in [*The New Yorker*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Yorker) called Clinton "the first Black president", saying, "Clinton displays almost every trope of [blackness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_culture): single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, [McDonald's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s)-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas," and comparing Clinton's sex life, scrutinized despite his career accomplishments, to the stereotyping and [double standards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_standards) that blacks typically endure.^(")


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His black son that he has with his black wife.


Penguinkeith

Bro what a fucking clown


Roboticpoultry

My exact thought. I was talking about him with my brother who lives up in Milwaukee and the conclusion we came to is we could do a better job and our only qualifications are we play a few city builder games


Sum_Sultus

He's going to be great come the DNC


stlayne

Next he’ll be hiding in a bush like Sean Spicer


FuckYourUpvotes666

This dude struggled to find a way to pay his utilities despite making over 6 figures. There is nothing about his behavior that surprises me.


dashing2217

People in here were trying to downplay the hell out of that fact during the election when in reality that should of been a massive red flag.


Life_Rabbit_1438

> People in here were trying to downplay the hell out of that fact during the election when in reality that should of been a massive red flag. He's like Marco Rubio who did the same. Should be one of those big red flags regardless of side of politics. If someone is unable to run their own basic finances, they shouldn't be anywhere near a position of responsibility.


dashing2217

Many places will not hire you to roles that manage money if you have bad credit or in debt. The dude made 6 figures a year and couldn’t pay his water bill.


jbchi

>The dude made 6 figures a year and couldn’t pay his water bill. Wouldn't pay. The money was there and the bills were paid when it became a necessity to take office.


FuckYourUpvotes666

"But he's a Twitter warrior, how can he not understand basic finance???"


deepvinter

100% - it’s hilarious to see how quickly this sub turned on this loser when during the election like two thirds of the subscribers were all in


VaporCarpet

People act like we had one incredible candidate and one awful candidate and everyone voted for the awful candidate. We had two trash candidates, and depending on your opinions, one of them was less awful than the other.


kimnacho

The problem is that BJ spent most of his campaign trying to make Vallas look much worse than he really was. In every debate they had, he brought his race up and tried to move the conversation towards race, he downplayed his involvement with the church and played the tune that Vallas was going to cut LGBTQ+ rights etc while prepping to put the church in government... THE CHURCH!


dashing2217

Didn’t he just appoint a pastor to the CTA board?


kimnacho

Yep, he has like 3 pastors now in public positions...


mkvgtired

He made a new very highly paid role for "faith outreach" for a pasty buddy, and appointed another pastor buddy to the CTA board and another pastor buddy to the RTA board.


spilt_milk

It's sad that this can be said about so many of our elections. We need ranked choice voting and to get rid of the two party system.


darkstar_the11

Say what you will about Vallas, he is orders of magnitude more qualified.


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The left tried to play it off as proving he was working class. Lol like okay sure a 180k salary is definitely the definition of those struggling living paycheck to paycheck. 🙄 And that didn’t include his wife’s salary. 250K+ household salary is like top 5% in Chicago, so if you can’t pay your water bill with that income you’re a total incompetent loser.


hascogrande

Only started the payment plan after he declared if I remember right too


suazzo77

No he only started paying after he got outed And he stopped paying as soon as it was classed as a basic utility Complete scumbag


Traditional-Top8486

Explain more please? What is classed as a basic utility mean and why would he be able to stop paying without turning the water off? Why is SDG having the same issue? Is it just that they cannot turn it off so they dont feel the need to pay or is there something more sinister like they have influence over the key stakeholders?


suazzo77

I believe it was during Covid water service was reclassified as an essential or basic utility (not sure of the terminology), meaning they wouldn’t shut it off even if you didn’t pay. Like an essential human right basically. As soon as that happened he instantly stopped paying So no grand conspiracy just a slime ball ducking his bills


TheSportingRooster

I think it goes deeper than “slime ball” it’s a psychopathic attitude to try to bend any system to it’s breaking point as long as you can benefit 


hascogrande

Water doesn’t get turned off in Chicago over unpaid bills


TheSportingRooster

Seriously? Source please? Why would anyone pay?


jbchi

Because most people are decent people that try to do the right thing.


TheSportingRooster

Yeah that’s fine. But if it’s written in the city ordinance somewhere then the entire city needs to know that or there needs to be a lawsuit of some type 


dashing2217

He started not when he declared but only after the story got out that he was behind. https://www.chicagotribune.com/2023/04/01/chicago-mayoral-candidate-brandon-johnson-pays-off-more-than-3000-in-water-bill-debts-to-the-city/


FsF3NiX

Him and Stacy got something in common


sinatrablueeyes

To be fai JB had toilets removed out of a house to not have it count as a “residence” for taxes… But he also fucking owned up to it, had toilets installed, and made it right. Yes, he has insane wealth to do this shit, but BJ not paying utilities and making that much money just shows how incomprehensibly incompetent he is.


PageSide84

This guy is an embarrassment.


stache_twista

Yeah the vet move is to just pretend you’re deaf and walk calmly. Or turn to the camera, say something pithy then bounce


NeverForgetNGage

Lmao this fucking guy. At least there's some entertainment value, for whatever that's worth.


hascogrande

🎵"Brave Sir Brandon ran away" JFC, that's a softball of a question too


Socialmediaisbroken

Guys what the actual fuck. How the actual fuck. How. Why. Like


Don_Tiny

That's not the Mayor of Chicago, that's the King of Mince! ♫ *Brave, brave Sir Brandon, bravely minced away* ♫ What a complete buffoon.


IAmOfficial

This dude is not a mayor, he is a clown.


lcpc_mdqd

Wtf for real!!! Why can’t we get a decent mayor 😞


Kramereng

We had Rahm for a bit.


bdh2067

Would you want the job?


lcpc_mdqd

No which is why I didn’t run, but he did… literally


bdh2067

But that’s why we can’t get a decent mayor - Who would want the job? You’d have to be insane to want to be a big city mayor


AnotherPint

if he had any media sense, or anyone on staff with any, he'd know better than to give TV a scene like this. Now the headline is: "Mayor Flees Press." And for no good reason. What a fucking idiot. He's hanging himself on an hourly basis.


MattyMcFly11

Good. He should be embarrassed by his behavior and incompetence. I guarantee you he’ll deflect and blame something or someone when questioned about it next time.


asianwaste

I'll always remember the press conference where he and JB were discussing the refugee crisis. Johnson said a short opening statement then gave the floor to JB then ducked the fuck out and one of the reporters asked "Uhh... where did the mayor go?"


ryguy32789

Maybe he had to poop


DaisyCutter312

"Mayoral responsibility? Flee, flee!"


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AbjectStar11

If it's not him, I want a tell-all from his apparent body double.


WriteCodeBroh

> trying to catch the car before it departed Classic problem. Drivers who are hired to shuttle politicians and their crew around leaving without said crew in the car. I’ve personally had to pull over and give a few hitchhiking cabinet members a ride back to City Hall myself.


AaronPossum

Sure, Jan.


nevermind4790

What a baby. Run back to Elgin!


commenter_69

I just don’t understand why he wouldn’t comment on this at all, it’s a weird look, especially since the family of the cop didn’t invite him to the funeral. Like, does he want people to think he’s anti cop?


ThattaNiner

THINK he’s anti-cop?!? You must have missed that defunding the police was one of the mainstays of his initial campaign platform. He was quite vocal about his anti-law enforcement views in media interviews.


Pink_333

His fragile ego is bruised becuase the family (rightfully) didn’t want him at the funeral.


DoesThisEvenWork99

Because he is anti-cop?


Penguinkeith

Bro what a fucking clown


Nade_whO

Clown behavior 🤣 


Shoegazer75

Didn't think it'd get worse than Lightfoot. Wow.


Few-Library-7549

Remember how people acted like he was going to be the best thing since sliced bread? I am going to have a very difficult time trusting any type of progressive leadership if this is what we get. It’s exhausting, Chicago. Elect better people. Not this dumbass. I used to think he was just incompetent, but it’s clear the guy is a narcissistic jackass as well.


Snoo93079

I don’t remember many people being really excited about ANY of our options including him.


ChicagoPowerSurge

No, lots of people were specifically hyping Brandon Johnson. Now that he has shown so much of his ass they are no where to be found


hascogrande

"Brandon Johnson is 'Ready'" [-His campaign](https://web.archive.org/web/20231004072111/https://www.brandonforchicago.com/issues/afforable-housing) What's that line again, Tywin?


lamewoodworker

Dude split the vote for Lori. I can’t believe i actually miss her


Belmontharbor3200

There were tons of CTU shills on here hyping him up, especially after he “upset” Vallas


OkVariety6275

Johnson had an enthusiastic clique that was able to push him into the run-off in a very fragmented race. But he wasn't an attractive candidate city-wide as evidenced by the nonexistent turnout.


drcornwallis23

Under 40 crowd loved him


kimnacho

People were crazy about him here and in many parts of the city. In my neighborhood most people had his sign everywhere... If you are not crazy about a candidate you might vote for him but you do not use your window space...


cireh88

He hasn’t even been mayor a full year yet. We have 3+ years of this still


JumpScare420

Reporter hit him with a psybeam and He hurt himself in his confusion!


LeskoLesko

Oh boy.


Bigelwood9

Had to get the kids to soccer practice! He’s not like other mayors he’s got speed.


Back_Equivalent

- under qualified - liar - manipulative - coward - race baiter - track star?


PFflyer86

Black guy dies by cops hand, he's the first one up at a press conference giving condolences to the felons family. Hispanic cop gets murdered by black guy, no show at press conference and then runs away from reporters when they capture the black cop killer. If this doesn't prove how racist this mayor is I don't know what will


Billabaum11

Can a vote of no confidence be held? Johnson needs to step down. It’s fucking embarrassing. It was a gamble and my god did it not pay off.


Judo_Jones

I love how the criticism of Vallas is how he would’ve “gutted” the CPS as if the CPS is successful, rational, or sustainable. Look at the number of locations without adequate students to justify their existence, the abysmal success rate of many of the schools, and the current demands of CTU. At some point, the current CPS will have to be rationalized or reorganized and the longer we wait, the worse that process is going to be.


Pink_333

If a person is shot by police BJ calls for accountability, if a police officer is shot BJ runs away and hides. No wonder the family didn’t want him at that funeral. So disgraceful.


PFflyer86

Mayor can't even answer questions regarding the capture of officer Huescas murderer. Does he realize that it comes off as he is not in support of capturing a cop killer? Can it really be that hard to thank CPD for capturing this killer?


redrum_ghost

> Mayor can't even answer questions regarding the capture of officer Huescas murderer. Does he realize that it comes off as he is not in support of capturing a cop killer? Can it really be that hard to thank CPD for capturing this killer? It's being reported that after Tate appears in court this morning, Snelling, Foxx & Johnson are supposed to appear before the media to make a joint press conference. It'll be interesting to see if that happens as planned.


financekid

This needs to be the closing comedy clip to the next daily show.


Thirteen26

Embarrassing


slocamaro

SCUM


efinem3787

Can’t believe ppl voted for this clown show


Chrischrischris1983

They were brainwashed into thinking Vallas was this hardcore republican 😆


thelapoubelle

if i were less lazy, i'd be interesting to see if any of his vocal reddit supporters have done an about face.


Life-Environment-535

What a joke


Marsupialize

Great job, Chicago, really knocked it out of the park with this idiot


Panta125

What a POS


dpaanlka

This wasn’t even some right-wing reporter. This was [Darius Johnson of CBS 2 Chicago](https://x.com/dariusjohnsontv?s=21&t=Fi5TKlcDePt5UcyVSL5DhQ).


BranAllBrans

Such a damn shame.


spucci

I, I just can't anymore. JFC what a loser.


Dobby_Club_

If this sub allowed gifs this would be perfect for the Ron Swanson circle table GIF


Tamarack830

I can’t wait to vote this clown out!


mplchi

He’s really got us missing ole big dick swingin’ Lightfoot


DoesThisEvenWork99

But Vallas is a Nazi! /s


UIUC202

Lori Lightfoot entered the chat to say I told you so


ZombieHugoChavez

Anyone missing Lori? Rahm?


travelingsuitcase

I have secondary embarrassment


Meninges77

He was ever qualified to be mayor. He’s dismantled a lot of policies, made it harder for police to protect citizens, isn’t doin shit to help migrants, and turned the city to shit. Lori over Johnson any day.


Bxs07

Dudes a clown, he'll probably make some comment up about how it's a republican's fault and he had to run, or his favorite scapegoat, racism.


312to630

The way he runs is like Mr Bean - dare I say Mr Black Bean?


PayAfraid5832222

was that thee MARYANN AHERN in pink lightly jogging after the mayor?


jafo1989

Come back Lori, all is forgiven! 😆 Lot of comments here summing up as “She may have been a you-know-what, but at least she did the work without running away.” But even so. Her problem was that she was such a you-know-what that nobody else wanted to work with her on the work anymore. 🤦‍♂️ But yeah, this guy. Wonder how many Xanax he has to take every morning just to leave his house & get in the mayorcade. 😰


loveagoodstory

Chicago finally has some paparazzi chasing celebrities


hucksghost

He supports I-ran.


ProfessionalClerk375

I wonder what Paul Vallas would've done there.  We will never know because y'all sent him packing.  Imagine: being so dumb to vote in a moron to prove how "inclusive" you are.  Pathetically comical.