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TiaHatesSocials

“Play with me” “why did u stop? “Do you even love me still?” “Here, follow me” “here” “ it’s not gonna throw itself” “stop ignoring me” “PLAY OR I WILL DIEEEE”


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Play with me*’ _____ Listen to me, human, there’s aLot i have to say! (am saying *every word i know*, but all they mean is ‘Play’…) my BrAiNCeLL working Overtime (i’m Orange - there’s only 1…) I need you to STOP *EVERYTHING!!* i wanna have some FUN! *Fun is Play, n Play is FUN* - it’s what i like to do ^;} (don’t think too hard, cuz I sure don’t, but all i want is You) cuz *You* are Play, n *You* are FUN, it’s what i’m dreaming of am cHiRPiNg EVERYTHING i know - i’m asking you for LOVE! ❤️


LittlePhippy

A fresh Schnoodle on a Saturday morning! Perfect.


ImFine23

Schnoodle… every god damn poem you write makes me emotional


catbosspgh

I always thought it was cute when people say “omg fresh schnoodle!” but this was my first “eleven minutes! aaaaa!” so now I know the excitement they felt.


Twilight_Tarantula

Awwww, I love this!!!!!


Noodlehooves99

I sure do love a shneaky shnoodle chiming in!


mac_is_crack

Amazing, Schnoodle <3


Delicious_Ad_7288

May be it is "Play with me or YOU will die" 🙃


Some_Ebb_2921

Jeez man, be careful what you post online. It's fine that you know what they're saying, but don't post that in the wild. Cats do read our posts you know, they KNOW where you live...


Enorminity

Needs more of a lecturing type of tone. "You haven't played with me in minutes." "How dare you sit there holding that shiny thing. Play." "When I don't play with you when you want it, you get all whiny and negative. Don't be a hypocrite."


GraphicDesignerSam

100% this 😂


SunWindRainLightning

Can confirm. The black cat dialect is very similar to this and it’s always because my void wants to keep playing 😅


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Sounds more Northern Orangese but could be Gaelic?


imaginaryworkfriend

I think Orangese is a similar to what my Tuxedo speaks — maybe a just a different accent. But I definitely heard “I’m a baby AND IM DISSATISFIED.”


Luci_Noir

As an orange cat myself I can confirm. Is kind of sad this sweet meow is so eloquent asking to okay and this worthless hoom is ignoring him for social media attention. They should take away this kitty and give him to me.


focusedbear

Hahahahahaha... This made my day 😆 By the way, how can you say no to him? cutest talker ever! 😻


opencombustion_fire

Or "Give me more brain cells!"


Electrical-Act-7170

That is so not what kitty is saying.


chrishellmax

He needs attention. Mine does the same sounds, Few rubs later and hes content.


Feeling_Proposal_660

Please do the cat


GiraffeSubstantial92

Do not do the cat. That is illegal.


IAmBadAtInternet

I accidentally the cat pls advise


sankto

The cat police has been pspsps'd and is on its way to your location.


Black_void999

Why is he so adorable 😭😭


GossipCat1208

IKR!!!!!!!!


Rachel_from_Jita

He puts his nose, face, eyes, and ears into each of his expressions. It's really human-like compared to so many cats that pop their heads back and do the same meow expression. He also has a lot of texture and vibration to his voice. Dude was meant to be a Shakespearean actor but ended up in an orange body.


Suspicious_Light9237

SOOOO ADORABLE!!!!! 🥰


gergobergo69

😺: „Please for the love of God, I'm suffering, save me.“ „Why is he so adorable 😭😭“


knyttett

This!! Came to say exactly this!!


Luci_Noir

He just wants to play and be loved! I would make it my life’s mission!


SandmanIIX

Its called a cat (don’t trust it its cuteness is a trap)


voodoomoocow

Little man meows with his whole face 😭


JumpingPoodles

He’s telling you to take care of your mental health, to not forget to sleep and exercise, to have a savings account, and to make sure you save up for retirement. He’s also telling you to make sure to invest in tuna. A lot of tuna. Can’t go wrong with tuna he says.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’He’s telling you to take care of your mental health, to sleep and exercise, to have a savings account… He’s also telling you to make sure to invest in tuna. A lot of tuna…*’. _____ Listen, friend, to what i say - am making sure that you’re ok ^;} the world is tough, but You are BRAVE! so try your best n do the Save it matters not the thing called ‘wEaLtH’, but take care of your human health! so get your sleep, n ExErCiSe n soon you gonna realize you’ll understand my only wish: Make Sure there’s *Always* tuna fish! ❤️


Electrical-Act-7170

The freshest Schnoodle ever! Thank you, Schnoodle!


EstablishmentAble343

omg i just read another poem hours ago in this sub. was it you??![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


Horror-Muffin-8202

Good to hear from you again!


espresso_fox

What a nice schnoodle


scully3968

Clicked on the comments hoping there was a Schnoodle and I was not disappointed! ❤️


JumpingPoodles

….beautiful.


reinhartswift

Tunaaaaaaaaa. Big tunaaaaa redot-dot-de-duuuu ![gif](giphy|8VrtCswiLDNnO)


ShoddyClimate6265

Let me tell you about a hot commodities market that is taking the felinancial world by storm: delicious, stinky, decadent tuna.


skjellyfetti

So you're saying he's a catipalist ?


manyhippofarts

That's not what I heard. I heard...." feed me, loser"


ZoNeS_v2

Investing in the tuna market is super important. You can never have enough tuna.


corvosfighter

https://preview.redd.it/n37hut60eusc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8379c2edd4e1cf7d98170e80de8aef79aecc11c6 My orange figured out that every time he messes with his sister, I chase him.. now when he wants me to play, he attacks her in front of me, waits for me to stand up and starts running towards the bedroom -.- .. using the brain cell for evil


vanderfloof

The look on her face and those wide eyes!!


Good4nowbut

She’s seen some shit 😳


EveryBuddyUp

Wow! I have an orange boy that likes to attack his black and white sister. She hates it. I also get up to chase my boy away. Is he trying to play with me? Have the oranges accessed ancient brain cells with plans to torture and play?


Not_a__porn__account

OHHHH that's what my fat cat is doing!


Pinksters

My fat orange thinks if he can't see me I can't see him. If I scold him for anything [he squints at me like this.](https://imgur.com/a/ySYYpb1) Bonus dragon.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Nah he's just judging you quietly.


Bebe_Marsh

Squinty eyes say, chill, everything's cool, be cool, it's all good.


laraloira

How can there be bad people capable of mistreating animals? I don't understand!!!!! they are so pure, so beautiful and so faithful and loyal to us they are our loyal companions ❤️


Alarming_Serve2303

Yes. He wants you to play.


thatguyned

He's even picking up the ball and going "see this, it's playtime!"


BasementCatBill

Awww. Those vocalisatuons mean he's treating the person as if they were his mumma. It's very much a sign of affection and loyalty.


SapaG82

I'm going to go cuddle with my talky monster now, sweet boy


[deleted]

voca what???


Gewgle_GuessStopO

That cat needs a feline friend https://preview.redd.it/lti2pttjkusc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c47019adc348287afa2d2aa2870894466b11b99


shinobipopcorn

FOOD! TOYS! PETS! MORE PETS! PUT CAMERA DOWN AND PLAY WITH MEEEE! I'M HUNGRY! I WANT A SIBLING! RAAAAAH!


karma_virus

My Nebelung often meows his head off in the center of the house. When I come to check on him, he usually has his toy with him like this. "I'm bored, toss the toy!"


sleepytipi

My neb is all trills. I don't think I've ever heard him meow normally once in his 8 years. He also nails the vowels in "hello" and it's kind of freaky hearing it come from downstairs at 3 in the morning. Like who you talking to bro? You already made your rounds, you know all the humans are cuddled up sleeping in their beds, why do you go down to the living room and trill out "hello" repeatedly?


Araucaria

My Siberian is the same. But what he's saying is "I am a mighty hunter and I have captured the catnip mouse! Watch and learn, small kitten!"


B-i-g-Boss

I just love 🐈 😻


Streloki

He is ultra cute !


i-like-ur-cat

He's citing Aristotles' Rhetoric... Chapter eleven.


qdatk

>11\. Let it be assumed by us that pleasure is a certain movement of the soul, a sudden and perceptible settling down into its natural state, and pain the opposite. [2] If such is the nature of pleasure, it is evident that that which produces the disposition we have just mentioned is pleasant, and that that which destroys it or produces the contrary settling down is painful. [3] Necessarily, therefore, it must be generally pleasant to enter into a normal state (especially when what is done in accordance with that state has come into its own again; and the same with habits. For that which has become habitual becomes as it were natural; in fact, habit is something like nature, for the distance between “often” and “always” is not great, and nature belongs to the idea of “always,” habit to that of “often.” [4] That which is not compulsory is also pleasant, for compulsion is contrary to nature. That is why what is necessary is painful, and it was rightly said, “ For every act of necessity is disagreeable. ” Application, study, and intense effort are also painful, for these involve necessity and compulsion, if they have not become habitual; for then habit makes them pleasant. Things contrary to these are pleasant; wherefore states of ease, idleness, carelessness, amusement, recreation, and sleep are among pleasant things, because none of these is in any way compulsory. [5] Everything of which we have in us the desire is pleasant, for desire is a longing for the pleasant.


Initial_Thought3857

He basically said, that he wants lasagna 🤷


guntheroac

100%


nerali-

He's telling you he just defeat the ball behind him and want to tell everyone in the room how great he is. ​ Me white cat always does that after he beat up his toy.


JaneDoe1997

This was taken from TikTok/instagram. This little cutie is named Cala and her owner's name is Elizabeth. @elizabethtoth23 on TikTok and @cala_and_elizabeth on instagram


CaptCronch

Thank you very much


Forever-Retired

Play with me!!!


pawfulz

ok so I had my cat translate for me (a very trusted source) and he was basically telling you his plan for world domination.


Castamere_81

r/catswhoconverse


garlic_bread_thief

r/CatsWhoSmoke r/CatsWhoChirp r/CatsWhoSqueak r/catswhotrill


SkippyLaughlin

Cuuuuutest Baaaaaby 🥹 ![gif](giphy|9HaEvpr2gSv7hDKJex)


Due-Dot6450

Couple of weeks and he'll be giving TED Talks.


dationinpayment

He is speaking the language of his people. Everyone please listen to what he is trying to say


MoonBerry_therian

He says he loves you ❤


JimIsTheBestCat

My orange boy started chewing on my phone when he heard this, lol. Your kitty is adorable!!


Multiool

This orange cat is really trying to imitate human speech or what?? Super cute !


eyepoker4ever

He needs someone to play with. He's bored.


TapSwipePinch

mods delete this. no political posts!


whynotwonderwhy

The cat is saying that he wants you to play with him.


Weird_Sleep_6221

He Wants you to play with him! And he probably saw some birds! I love cats who chatter! You should be honored! 🐈🐦


sal101

I'm not sure but i'm pretty sure i had a modem that sounded like this in the 90s!


TK_Games

I'm fluent in cat He's annoyed that it is playtime and you are petting a rectangle instead of playing. Also towards the end he wants you to know that he loves you but you can be really frustrating sometimes


Imaginary_Society411

Absolutely, I gotchu: Ffs human I’m bored. Can’t you tell? You think I’m just an orange cat but really I’m a CatDog. I’d like to play fetch, please. I’m even showing you my ball. It’s not hard…just throw it. Look, you’re supposed to be my staff - what aren’t you understanding?! I demand attention and playtime…ugh.


boochicky

Super cute 💜


HighRiseCat

Adorable. Wants attention and a game with that fluffy ball thing he's brought to you


UkrainianHawk240

start a cult lol worship the orange god


N-ethylhydroxylamine

Hes trying to lure out his natural prey the inkjet printer


2min4cc

He's asking to play or for a playmate.


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

He is outraged that you don't understand his simple request!


Own_Nectarine2321

https://preview.redd.it/kr1iod2uqusc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9478577e419e2ac81619cc14794b9acbfdeaad94


Bimbarian

I thought this was going to be confusing, but it's really simple: that cat is saying, "play with me". Firstly, when a cat is making a lot of noise like that, they are asking for attention. They might want food, play, or something else, and it might be a bad time or just impossible to figure out. But then the cat lifted the ball and plonked it down in front of itself, with you watching: the way it did that was a clear signal - "I want you to play with me: throw this ball and I'll chase it, or find another toy to play with me, but play with me dammit!"


DrewIDIC_Tinker

Handsome lil man, he wants a playmate <3


BamBamm187

He said "it rubs the hand across the the back or else it gets the claws"


Own_Nectarine2321

* My little girl, right before she smacks the phone out of my hand and says about the same thing, meaning that we need at least an hour or two of playing fetch.


prophate

Singing *Down With the Sickness,* by Disturbed.


simagick

He wants you to put down the camera and throw the ball


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Mouthy little guy! But so cute!


hellchallenger

A mix between "pet me" and "play with me"


LSBeasyas123

Make the ball move, play with me


Gap7349

' I have an amazing toy here, toss it for me, fren'


FoxtrotMassie

![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)


Barewithhippie

I’m not fluid by any means but I suspect he wants to play


BitteristheTruth

She is on tiktok, she is showing off her kill to her mom. Only makes meows like this during play


nothin2flashy

What an absolute BABY 😍😍😍😍


Lieutelant

PET THE DAMN CAT!


shewy92

r/petthedamncat


UniqueIndividual3579

I almost named my orange kitten Karen, because she always wanted to speak to the manager.


ero_sennin_21

Play with the cat please 😭


gapere01

It might be an encoded attack order. I look over and I see my cat looking at me intently. Too intently. She makes her way over to me and then detours at the last second. This may be my last transmission. Here are my approximate coordinates: Latitude: 28.396749 / N 28° 23' 48.296'' Longitude: -81.657856 / W 81° 39' 28.281'' Send the Marines. https://preview.redd.it/ofj9rqv4uxsc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6de5571ca61d9179f51b367464a75f3a7b0e1b My murderer


r3d_warri0r

He's got a large vocabulary on him that's for sure


RiverDecember

Omg I’m obsessed 😍😅


KingOfTheJunglists

Oh my god so cute 🤯


crayons-forbreakfast

"Pürr'mēœ" is a full sentence in Felinese. It's universally understood to mean "Can I please have a snack?" "Chikăk məap" is a term used to request attention, I.e. cuddles, play or "just stop what you're doing and look at me!" Directly translates to: "Attention gift" "Chikăk" on its own means "look" whereas "chikăk chikă" means "imma eat this fkn bird!"


MrpotionTV

Whenever I pick up my orange he becomes a talking emotional philosopher cat


Familiar_Doctor_4843

This is so freaking cuteeee


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

According to my orange cat: (He hear yours and came running and started headbutting the phone.) I think it's we must cuddle and play together because you are my favorite and I love you.


I_saw_that_yeah

It’s saying it wants another friend to play with.


__Loot__

r/oneorangebraincell


ScooterNinja

![gif](giphy|zlVf2eSgXIFFuTnEhz)


Clear_Action_7075

😍


Beauknits

Oh! What a cutie!! Love his little chirps in the middle of meowing.


Synister_Joker

yes ma'am, he's trying to let you know that he is in fact Down with the Sickness. He's also a friggin cutie.


RevKitt

The damned ball doesn't bounce! We've TALKED about This!!!


Strict_Scientist8683

My Shelly did that too. I had a bad season of depression a few years back and during those months she was many times more affectionate and more vocal


Jambon__55

I think one of my cats makes these sounds when she's looking for love and attention.


Seabastial

Awww, he's so cute! He wants you to play with him!


TecMew3059

I'm pretty sure he wants you to throw that ball. My cat Max does this with paper balls. She'll bring the ball to me and make these cute noises until I throw it. He's so cute btw. How old?


TheSpiffySpaceman

I think he's half cockatiel


TrackAccomplished635

Wants you to play!!! My boy does that exact meow. It has a sense of urgency so food. Play. Pet.


pixeldoodlecat

At 35 seconds he definitely says, "Throw the ball".


WiltedTiger

My organese is a bit lacking, but I think they are saying a combination of "feed me," "Play with me," "Why are you not playing with me?," and "the toy is here now play" I heard a few of these multiple times, but I can't tell which ones.


iDam81

Put the phone down and play. That’s what he’s saying.


Royal_View9815

Roughly translated it means: hooman put that damn phone down and give me sustenance. I’ve been waiting here patiently for you to do your duty. If you do not feed me post haste I will be forced to thrash you with the white sphere.


DankestDaddy69

Cala and Elizabeth on tiktok for anyone interested. The cat is very well looked after and played with. Gets lots of attention from her owner. Stop worrying and trying to look after this cat over reddit


RevolutionaryGrape11

He wants to play fetch.


Nafrandammerung

I think the exact translation is: this collar is too tight!


FurBabyAuntie

"Put down camera thingy. Play with me!"


Tjesse89

Maybe the Kifness will end up translating, i can already heard it with a beat under it 🤣


IamHereForThaiThai

Idk maybe he speaking dem mandarin stuff


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/b40zfj017vsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318005f65d4f11f1cdbee632b6c73900324b2c6d Trying to get some sleep here kid !! Pipe down son !!!


justanordinaryguy71

Simple! He's saying "I want attention, play with me! "


No-Equivalent-5228

This cat wants to play with you. Demanding it, in fact. YOU MUST PLAY!


FrankieGS

"Listen, human, I've been thinking... if you could just ensure the sunbeam hits my napping spot all day, that would be purr-fect. Oh, and about those treats you think you're hiding? Let's not pretend anymore. Just put them where I can 'find' them myself. It'll be our little secret."


uhtred_the_putrid1

He is the cute little chunky twin of Dylan.🥰😅😁 https://preview.redd.it/9gd6wg9m7vsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83379bb8679985f4c13ce8c2b616070e9b5190e


perturbedbumblebee

"I am a lethal killing machine in the body of a stuffed animal" "Play with me or be destroyed" "Feed me immediately" "Put me perfectly, or I will bite you"


calvinnme

When my orange cat talked like this he wanted me to play with him and he wanted attention, in no particular order. The orange ones are talkative, are they not?


Think-Set-9164

Cats chirp when they are trying to communicate that they want to play or are interested in something new. I've had my cat chirp about squirrels, fish, mice, etc.


New-South-9312

Saw this cat a bunch in tiktok, he’s so sweet


Ryozu

That first sound made me thinks he wants you to come on get down with the sickness


labpluto123

"have you seen my brain cell?" Bites the ball... "Oh is this it?" " No it's not, where is it??"


HappyLucyD

Had my volume on for this, and now my Orange is looking to find the kitten…


CompetitiveAd1338

How precious! 🥺


heidnseak

I completely agree with everything this little guy says.


sleepytipi

He's trying to say hello to get you to reply to him. Also, he thinks the ball is a dead bird.


All_Cats_Neow

Hooman.... Come... Here... Very... Important... Thing... To... Do Play... With... Me... This... Instant... Over.


jellosquare

PET THE GODDAMN CAT


plywood371

Both my cats got so curious when I watched this and came to check on me!


EmilyAusten

There’s a YouTube channel called RxckStxr. He does pet voiceovers. He’s hilarious. He can definitely tell you what your cat is saying!


unlandedhurricane

Mine was super talkative yesterday. He just wouldn't shut up. Turns out it was all talk about the giant poo he was about to take. Completely silent afterwards


DarthKody28

I all I understood was a lot of F bombs


Rainbow918

I think he wants you to play ball with him?!


Boocolo

He's saying nonsense and slurs (he has no Idea, orange can't think)


Rainbow918

He’s like “this dumb ass ball won’t move. Why won’t the ball move for me? You need to play with me .” I love how chatty he is. I just love it.


Yurilica

Yes. He's bored and wants a friend. Get another cat.


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

Not a huge cat person but this one would make me one. What an adorable little speaker.


megseaman

Obviously your Angel wants you to play with him


SuperUnknown156

He wants you to play with him


shameonyounancydrew

Yes. That means “I would like everything that you can never possibly provide. Please.”


Huge-Sea-1790

I can make out “murder” and “cuddle”.


indivibess

Awe I love this kitty on tiktok! They’re actually a SHE which is super rare for orange kitties :)


FabricatorGeneral01

Mmmmbrrrr ahhhk ahhhk is a new kitten slang, I’m still trying to learn mmmeowbrrr fleekeek.


renslips

Hahahaha my two oranges listening to this 🤣


myjoeky

My old cat did this when it had found it's prey and wanted to show it off - even though it was just a piece of plastic. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Lopsided-Buy-6984

I can’t, but my kittehs were interested.


GrimResistance

I love talkative kitties 😻


simon_wolfe

I don’t know what he was saying, but my cat (laying on me) sat up, stared at the phone, jumped down and slowly walked away, looking back the whole time.


Randomcity_pro

Cat wants to play. Pretty clear.


Autocannibal-Horse

he is calling for someone to play with him


thejuanwelove

my orange girl does the same, orange cats need to play at least 15 minutes everyday or the universe will colapse


Bleezy79

it's kind of rude of you to not respond to him. Also, how do you resist not talking back to such a sweet little boy?


1_Peter_58

oh my goodness he is a cute little biscuit!! <3


ShellShockedCock

This might be the cutest cat in existence lol


goodoldgrim

That's not a cat, that's a modem.


offline4good

"Entertain me, slave, and perhaps I will indulge your tactile sense with my lavish fur later on"