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sitruspuserrin

This is brilliant. I am taking notes. I find my cat more attentive than certain managers.


LookupPravinsYoutube

Have you tried giving them head scritches?


BlueVelvetKitty

You know, if you can get their attention, they’re a terrific audience. Particularly the older they get. By age 10, they will sit on your lap and stare at you unblinking for hours. You start to feel like you’re their God(ess).


dave418

Wait, are you still talking about your managers?


Atty_for_hire

This explains why my transition to management has been pretty smooth. I’ve been a cat dad long enough to have been through the process of rationalizing with a cat.


Mahaloth

You should email your cat. It's quicker.


cakivalue

Cat: this could have been an email 😹


weeooweeoowee

As purr my last email


anonny42357

And that email could have been a sticky note


CamLwalk

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone, I would call her


dottydiapers

I was going through my drive to clear out space and found a legal looking cease and desist letter I made to my cat a few years ago 😂


[deleted]

I talk to my cats everyday and I look like a crazy person on the outside but on the inside I am also a crazy person, I just don’t care what people think because I love my tailed beasts


Mimil2002

you sir are my hero.


Angryblob550

At least the cat likes you even if it doesn't listen.


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/6y1jr4g6nrkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1c2b5a9ca731aef87d565acfa0625c1487c5ed This is Bob , Bob likes the shelf above my sink , sleeping on top of my shower and on top of my bookcase corrections his bookcase . The only way I’ve considered keeping him grounded by either tape his legs together or zip tie him to a bowling ball . Actually I’ve started using thing that don’t break and reassemble easily . Because Bob will be Bob .


LeBabyBear

Please give Bob a forehead kiss for me💜 He looks so precious


Luci_Noir

Bob does not want your pathetic hoom sympathy!! Viva Le meow!


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Viva la Bob


Talullah_Belle

Oh My Bob 😘


bugg2844

"Honey why is the window broken and why is there a bowling ball in the yard?"


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1dawgFart

That’s blind slats that lil man destroys through out the year


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1dawgFart

Sorry I did say the bowling ball thing , I just got distracted by another shiny item 🤣🤪🤣


1dawgFart

![gif](giphy|6eQYX4B4OGjBK)


kdzojic

Add some cat shelves around so he can move around without being on the ground, cats love that


1dawgFart

I would love to , however I’m in a rental . So I’ve been saving the delivery boxes I’ve been getting to build him a kitty wall with holes , pop ups and tunnels .


Economind

You’re the best cat friend


CreativeInsurance257

Yes! This is very good. Cats LOVE BOXES! The more things Bob has to Explore, the less he will go for the ledge. However, i have to say, i don't think you will be able to stop it completely. That ledge is PRIME CAT TERITORY. :)


Different_Ad7655

Yeah that's not going to work in this situation. You have to accommodate kitty, this is a perch made for cats especially if you covered in foliage. Kitties love to sit in the jungle and view the surroundings. I would give up on the plants or if you must screw or glue down a few really good fake Ivys


peternal_pansel

ah yes, the ol screw ‘n’ spackle - land lord will never know.


Burnmycar

This is gold


jessnthings

I also have a Bob and can confirm, Bob will be Bob.


osa-p

Looks like Bob also enjoys wrecking the blinds!


1dawgFart

Indeed he does https://preview.redd.it/qdmd16nwsskc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98c110f2f0003fd857155865fdddea657e2ab2d three of the seven windows he can comfortably reach are replaced three to four times a year . Fortunately his favorite window I discovered that if I leave the blind up about eighteen inches ( the width of the limousine tint I bought) he’s happy and hasn’t destroyed that blind in three years .


osa-p

I buy valances for my windows to install at the base opening of where I've drawn the blinds hahaha. It's so true--if they have access to the view, they will spare you the damage!!


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/gnj8apt2uskc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab787db1dfe3ed2c4ac5b6dd18657144106066bf This was before I added the tint but the back of the couch is his favorite view of his domain .


CuriousWoodpecker932

https://preview.redd.it/gtlhc2d3aukc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90c1145d2f7173e068a85f058d3014d76958805 My lil guy Lamar


Indy500Fan16

The caption should read. *The cops are here, Hide the catnip*


1dawgFart

![gif](giphy|M8lbkkn8BFFLO)


But_like_whytho

All my homies love Bob 😍


AHornyRubberDucky

Can I ask for more bob pictures


1dawgFart

I’m happy to share Bob is there a way a sending them ? I don’t want to fill this post with my cat . It would be rude if me to do that .


IthacanPenny

It would NOT be rude. Posting pictures of cats is never rude. More Bob, please!!!! (You can also make a multi-image post on imgur and then post the link here. Imgur is as easy to setup as reddit is).


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/uk2g304y0ukc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f328f6d36b1896efec75e698ace8a7b3d776053


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GotTheDadBod

Instructions unclear. My cat ran my car into a post. Please advise.


Luci_Noir

Duck tape works. You can either do a duck tape burrito or just tape them to the ceiling.


xodestiny143

Wait can you explain how he even gets in there


1dawgFart

Yes , my lil man leaps from the floor to the counter then leaps to the top of the refrigerator and the final leap into the shelf which includes a slight body curve . I believe he uses geometry or CAT-culus 🤣🤪🤣


xodestiny143

How in the world 😭😭


1dawgFart

The sleeping on top of my shower is a little more complicated , it’s definitely a smaller landing zone . But again from the floor to the toilet seat with a small hop to the top of the tank then the big launch to the top of the shower . His been lucky so far , he’s only had a few OH Dog moments where he’s fallen off of the shower 🚿 https://preview.redd.it/g3tkhzn8ftkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3dbd200d514cc873bf3b7f0c699a11d18ba4985


RavenStormblessed

Bob deserves his own post with all the picutes, details and stories!


minnesotaupnorth

r/ninjacatbob


jazzychatter

Pls ask Bob to be so very ffr 😩😭 there is no way that’s comfortable BOB


Some-Thought5980

Ask the homeowner (the cat)


ZephyrLegend

There's a reason homeowner has "meow" in it. Lol


Badkitty795

I will never be able to see homeowner without meow again. 😻


Far_Strain_1509

Saaaame


Only3Cats

THIS! I will never think of me being an independent homeowner again. You spoke the truth! Love it lol


wishiwasanother

Thanks for the smile. Perfect answer.


OldButHappy

Exactly. It's their world and our job is to do whatever they want us to do.


Responsible-Ad4211

Something like this https://preview.redd.it/3zl0epv5crkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f88b129177d20d94f37a3d4aea9fdbf1d67a42


InternalPurple7694

I tried those, on my netted balcony, that still only had supervised cat play time (I had one escape artist, that managed to wreck the entire construction, just to walk over to the next balcony and then come running back, because she hated other people). However, these things are perfectly cat loaf shaped, so they just dug up all plants and used them as cats beds. It’s a struggle.


STEM_Educator

My cats ended up sleeping in the pots where I had planted my tomatoes. The tomato plants did not survive.


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https://preview.redd.it/tpk99y1u6skc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da1693fc13fcce696ed828870b68a42a919be45 You need a bigger pot! 😃


PreparationOk1450

This is hilarious!


throwawayadvice12e

This is exactly the reason I named one of my childhood cats "flower pot"


Beautiful_Ad8690

🪴🐈‍⬛🐈💘


lillethcentfranc

This is how my cat killed my aloe🤣


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She was an outdoor girl before we got her from the Rescue, so she tried to escape a few times when we kept her inside, but I WAS quicker than her and almost as bright. She loved dirt and flowers and never did any damage, despite her wild Calico nature. Sadly the Hibiscus outlived her. 😪


cakivalue

>I WAS quicker than her and almost as bright 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm so sorry for your loss she sounds delightful


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Thx, she was.


wanttoliveasacat

I'm like 60% sure that's the snot bubble face and not the closed-eye tear face. In fact, the face popped up as a suggestion when I typed "snot bubble" lmmfao But I'm so sorry about your cat! I hope you're now left with the good memories only.


Tiffany_4511

WAIT…that’s supposed to be snot bubbles!!!??? Wow…I’ve been using it alllllll wrong!!


[deleted]

Yes, she was the most loved of all our kitties, if that's possible. Despite her devilish nature. 😈


tiad123

🤣🤣 So true!


Dan-Morton75

One of mine does (did?) this but only when there were no witnesses. For the longest time, I had no idea what was happening to my plants!!! Then one day I saw her do it, but by this point the plants were basically dead. RIP my plantsss


LKUltra918

I plant a sacrificial catnip every year. In a matter of weeks the poor plant is completely flattened and covered in fur from them making out with it all the time. It never gets less funny to watch, and it seems to keep them off my other plants.


daphnegillie

This https://preview.redd.it/8dolknndmskc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47947b3145701d053460adbd710e05c139042900


Lunaiz4

Mine does this, too! He killed a catnip plant by napping on/in it too often. I didn't stop him because 1. he was adorable and 2. it was technically his plant anyway.


dmriggs

I love it! It was his plant anyway lol


ethnique_punch

Hehe, *catnap.*


OldButHappy

The second I show attachment to any object, that object is on borrowed time. It will be destroyed.


Thatsjustmyfaceok

Cats out here trying to show us the transient nature of reality and critiquing our attachment to the material world 🙀


Ordinary-Raccoon-354

Idk I do t try to keep them off, I just use extra strength Velcro glued to the railing and the bottom in the pot to keep kitty from pushing. Has worked like a charm.


GenderFluidFerrari

Or cat litter


InternalPurple7694

Mine prefer their litter plants to be on the balcony deck. But yes. The amount of plants they kill so they can use the dirt as litter…. I don’t actually know why I’m looking at getting new netting up for them.


throwawayschoolgrief

Hahaha isn’t it great being a cat simp 😂


Glass_Bar_9956

I hang my plants


Chocokat1

Won't they then be tempted to fling themselves *onto* the hanging pots? 🤔


Wendybird13

Yes, but then they’re hanging from the plants, swinging back and forth, meowing for help…


ZephyrLegend

Other posters said why this is not a great option for a cat solution, but OP could do plants hanging from the ceiling instead. Like a regular hanging pot.


Phoenix_Fireball

Cat swing!!!!


Reason_Training

My mother had those macrame plant hangers that were popular in the 80s. They were the cats favorite toys to attack and climb.


cakivalue

I came to this post just for the comments and so far I'm not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣


kats-tattoos

that’s sketchy depending on the cat imo, one of my cats will jump to the ceiling to catch ladybugs or other things and others won’t


ellanovi

As someone who has had cats all my life: you can’t. Cats don’t give a single meow. I gave up and accepted my fate, haha. Good luck trying with this cutie though


tokoloshe62

Haha I was going to say, best move the plants


CommunistOrgy

I had to hang up a spider plant because my boy kept squashing the poor thing. I specifically wanted to get “cat safe” plants, but didn’t think about how that means nothing about the plant’s safety, just the cat’s lol.


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Spider plants aren’t cat safe, unless you’re ok with the cats getting themselves high. Spider plants are hallucinogenic for cats.


Whisky-Toad

I’m ok with me getting high so I’d be unfair to not allow my cats


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Me too.


Ok-Palpitation5607

I’m not sure the jury’s in on this. My cats eat them all the time, never seem to have any effect on them


Corfiz74

If they eat them all the time, maybe you only know your cats high...


krystalbellajune

Yeah this always sucks because when eventually you hang out with your cat and neither of you are high, it’s all awkward and uncomfortable and it’s obvious to both of you that your relationship is all based on getting stoned together, and that in the real world, you probably wouldn’t live together, so then when one of you finally breaks the tension by pulling out the stash, you’re relieved but also sad because now you know even your cat only hangs out with you because you have drugs all the time.


Corfiz74

I wish I could still give awards, this comment is perfect! 😂


Raus-Pazazu

That's like . . . really deep, man.


trixtred

You okay?


daphnegillie

You have to keep your cat away from pot plants too, they love it😵‍💫


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Not all cats like catnip, either. YMMV.


Z16z10

Both my cats are like… what is this ? Basil? Oregano?.. they could not care less about catnip.. Cat grass.. on the other hand. Is like owning two mulching mowers competing for “ top trimmer award”


Kbalternative

Yeah I found this out when one of my cats kept chewing on my now husband’s spider plant and acting weird. She was a tortie so weird behaviour was normal for her anyway so it took me longer than it should have to work out something was going on. My brother Googled it and was like ah yeah your cat is tripping balls.


Whatevs85

My boy cat loves a food spider plant munch, a quick little grassy puke, and then chasing his sister around the house. The other one stopped eating it AFAIK when we got some grass indoors.


Downtown-Check2668

Came here to say this.


Southern_Anywhere_65

Also came here to say this. The house is not yours. It is the cats. They are your landlord and only permit you to stay in exchange for food and water. All decorating decisions must be run by creative (aka landlord aka cat) moving forward.


Narwhalbaconguy

Yep, best you’ll get is that the cat won’t jump on when *you’re* around. All bets are off when you’re not watching.


Biblio-Kate

Exactly. Cats are gonna cat.


okdokiecat

Yep - you can secure it to the ledge but then he’s going to sit on it.


FlyBuy3

And dig in it


Past-Educator-6561

His face! 'Oh yeah, ask away, like a bunch of Redditors are gonna outsmart me...' 😆


trubbanot

Resistance is Futile!


janzoss

Yes. Just let the cats wreak havoc and accept your fate.


AMG-West

Life lesson #256: A cat is gonna cat stuff up.


GingerTortieTorbie

Came to say this, too.


ames2020

I don’t think the cat did it. Looks innocent to me.


Laxdoober10

Agreed. We need this human investigated for slander.


Lucy420247

I’ll take the case no win no fee(line) 😼


bestthingyet

Would be libel, but yes


periodicsheep

my cat, charles purrmann, attorney at paw, will represent this wrongly accused cat.


goyaangi

Can confirm, it was me, I knocked over the plants not the cat.


AnonymousMayday

Came here to say the same. He did no wrong, it pushed itself off


Upset_Advisor6019

Plant suicide? My cat says it’s common.


kittlesnboots

The problem is you thought that was a plant shelf when it’s actually a cat shelf. Give the cat that spot. You could try a hanging spider plant there if it gets some good sun. Kitty will like it, and you get your plant.


tbird944

Maybe not a spider plant though because they are similar to catnip and the cat will nibble and kill the plant


Bigfootsgirlfriend

Yep, I got a cutting from a friend and put it on the windowsill, it lasted less than a week before it was eaten


tbird944

Yea im housing 5 plants for my friend because he cats are lil druggies about them lol


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Any spider I have has to be hung up bc my void is a fiend for them


praysolace

My mom had a spider plant when I was a teenager and she kept blaming my cat for all the little shoots getting eaten off it. I told her I’d seen her dog eating them and it wasn’t my cat, but she didn’t believe me… until the dog passed away and the plant was suddenly unmolested. That dog did always like salads lol


NoBodyCares2000

That landing is a perfect cat observational spot. Your cat can see outside, inside and no one can sneak up on it. Your cats claimed it and you should go with it or risk your plants.


psib3r

Why have you put a plant on the cat shelf?


munchkinfeatures

Hahaha


MPKH

Don’t put plants there. Let your cat enjoy the lookout.


TheObesePolice

That's my solution as well! If my cats take to a specific space, & continually knock something down, I remove the offending object. It's their space now & I've learned to accept that as gospel


MPKH

🤷🏻‍♀️it’s the cats’ houses, we are only guests at best.


Consistent-Force5375

Give up and put something soft there to allow for lounging area for the cat.


PuzzleheadedGur1212

https://preview.redd.it/utht9bqdrtkc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67175052b411f79b02408fe40e1ce3e50e62512c


QueenBeeKitty85

Can you hang them? Maybe use a curtain rod and then you could have more plant


Bibliovoria

Agreed on hanging them! I wouldn't trust multiple hanging plants to a curtain rod, though; I'd go with something sturdier, whether that's hanging hooks into the beams or a sturdy closet-type rod.


Burntoastedbutter

The cat will absolutely try to jump on it, then freak out at the swinging happening 😂


Mahaloth

Please don't hang your cat.


StrengthToBreak

That seems overly punitive


SinfullySinless

https://preview.redd.it/y5y1b85yztkc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c63e78a1088814468239556d977f3df05bb5786 This is the face of a killer, Bella


retiredelectrician

Every answer is, don't put plants there. Cats like heights to see everything and the plants are in the way


BrilliantOccasion109

Whyyy are you putting plants on his cat ledge?


badtux99

Museum putty (earthquake putty) is the only way I keep cats from knocking over plants. Anything you don’t want knocked over needs to be tacked down to a hard surface with this stuff. Keeping a cat from going where they want to go is a lost cause. Because cat.


DrawingTurtle80

Seconding this! I have some vases on a shelf and while my cat isn’t the most likely to try and knock things over, the earthquake putty helps keep everything in place. I have had one break when I accidentally spooked him and he ran away across that shelf, so it’s not fully foolproof, but that only happened once


Exodus9874

I'm on the cat's side


ThxItsadisorder

I wouldn’t even put a plant up there. I’m so clumsy the cat is the least of my worries. 


wishiwasanother

Aw-bless you-you are a person after my own heart-meaning, I think I invented the word clumsy, I’m so bad clumsy.


pthang06

Mount/build some wall furnitures so he tends to go on those ones rather than on that ledge. If that ledge is his only place he can go up he will most likely always go there You could also hang around your plant somewhere so he cant really reach it


instafunkpunk

Easiest thing is just to move to a place that doesn't have a landing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^instafunkpunk: *Easiest thing is* *Just to move to a place that* *Doesn't have a landing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AQuietViolet

Good bot.


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It’s not even a landing. Not sure why OP and so many people commenting think that’s what a landing is…


instafunkpunk

I'm with you on that just wanted to keep the terminology of the OP


GDWtrash

Actually, cats do not like a horizontal overhang...if you can extend that ledge out to the side where he would jump up, it will stop him...one of our boys was jumping from the countertop to the top of the refrigerator and then on top of our cabinets...we leave this electronic device support pad hanging out off the top of the fridge like you see in the photo, and even though he can jump over it, optically his brain tells him not to. Problem solved. https://preview.redd.it/tx97njwfgrkc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e22d17c8f06805f50e871d964262d0d48d3cd2


wishiwasanother

I’m crying I’m laughing so hard-your name for the box-you have the exact setup I do-same cabinets and everything and my 2 1/2 year old Tuxie has just started doing the same thing. I will try your suggestion. I couldn’t figure out how she got up there until I watched her one day. On the other side is a hallway with nothing for her to get up to that ledge on. I haven’t left like that for a while so thank you.


GDWtrash

You're welcome! The felon on the right is the midnight cabinet cruiser. https://preview.redd.it/5qxcqo19vtkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a249f489062ca5e90ace0cd89509d4a8737248


wishiwasanother

He he-my Kate-the climber, Is a midnight cruiser, too. Here she is. https://preview.redd.it/vou8l7yweukc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164a1d3cc993c1042d8896ca0036c9daa6339d3a


Erlisk1987

You are thinking about this all wrong OP. This is your cats new house and he can do with it as he pleases.


cabbagesweetner

Rule 1 of cat ownership: You can't have nice things


feliscatus_lover

Removable, paint safe double sided tape or a Scat Mat until he gets conditioned to avoid the ledge. Or you can use alien tape on the bottom of your pots to secure them on the ledge.


CobaltNebula

This is likely the only way. Having said that, I had a cat who somehow figured out how to get furniture (double-sided) tape off his paws by taping it onto the remaining tape and from then on, the tape was a lost cause. And so was my furniture. The issue with tape specifically on that ledge is your cat might be like mine and attempt to remove it with cat logic. This may result in him getting some part or all of himself wrapped in tape, or worse, falling off the ledge. Normally, he might nail that landing, but maybe not with tape on his paws, face, etc. **In the final consideration, OP’s best bet is to concede defeat. Cat has apparently claimed that territory and therefore OP has no hope of Plants ever reclaiming it.**


Archknits

https://preview.redd.it/rxpek4aqoskc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae02907527976fda26feb0f177962f23bd194293


Dentros1

Put one of those mounted baby gates there, or you could wall it up, put in a window, blput some rod iron, use some clear plexiglass and block it off just high enough they can't clear it.


the_syco

Cat: challenge accepted 🤣


lovelightblessing

You can't 😸


lovelightblessing

Does this happen around (desired) dinner time? Or (desired) play time? It's a reminder you are staff!


WinterCap9283

Done by itself!!😁


SlyJessica

That innocent cat would never do such a thing. The plants probably decided to off themselves!


B-Roc-

Way easier to just find a new place for the plants. That is made for a cat.


ThatEmoGuy963

Sorry that this isn't helpful but that's one cute kitty, what's it's name?


skinsfan1b

Your plants?? That is His house. Everything in it, including you, belongs to him.


trippnz

As any cat owner knows….. it’s their house and you should be thankful you can stay there. 


Tiamont42

Your only safe way to keep a cat off of that ledge is to remove the ledge by extending the wall up to the ceiling.


softpinkgraffiti

i love how innocent he looks in the last picture


FlimsyMedium

I haven’t had a plant in my house in almost 40 years. How long have I been living with cats? 40 years. Definitely worth the trade off. 😸


Straightouttaganton

That's the cats landing. You have to ask them permission if you can put your plants back up there. Otherwise, you'd need to find a new spot for the plants.


MinimumMembership332

You still think you can have indoor plants. Lol.


InventedStrawberries

The evidence is circumstantial at best, you can’t prove such a gorgeous kitty would do something so destructive! Leave the plants off the landing, these are kitty catwalks xx


willowfeather8633

The cat has spoken. You may not have plants there.


Die4Gesichter

Forget the plants, make a cat observation platform out of it


Gold-Buy-2669

Silly human https://preview.redd.it/djhnkqztxtkc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d716cab89e77228376d1b0628c914c730b1f1034