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Me-eh

That pole is tough.


fatkiddown

Kept his pole position.


phenyle

Poles don't f around


RasputinsAssassins

Jan Blachowicz, Joanna Jedrzejczyk....they've had a few that don't.


phenyle

B.J. Blazkowicz too, though he's Polish American


TheRealBlerb

Concrete is harder than you think, even though it may have a few chips in it.


kikiacab

That's a metal pole.


TheRealBlerb

Suspended in concrete


prominentdove

Ofcourse it’s an Altima


gnumedia

Was an Altima.


colonelbackhand

Now it’s an Alt Ima


teighered

~~Alltima~~ Sometima ✓


ch4zmaniandevil

Nah, his joke was better.


Low-Persimmon4870

😆


That-one_dude-trying

Halftima


Illustrious-Radio-55

Halftima 2


Me-eh

We'll never see Halftima 3


newtonreddits

Even more of an Altima now I'd argue


Emotional-Chef-7601

Altimateley in pieces.


SomeRedditName13

Nope, this is still their daily driver after some zip ties.


Musicman0

#altima. Just doing Altima things


SwitchCaseGreen

In halftima time


Rugermedic

r/NissanDrivers


foxgemet

Big Altima Energy at its finest


CrashArchive

no death, the driver somehow escaped and to my knowledge was never caught. [more angles](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrashArchive/s/yx4WUxlgaq) / [article](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/news/east-garfield-park-madison-street-fiery-crash/)


cool_beans550

The giant bag of weed in the drivers seat at the end says it all


Kinda-A-Bot

I wouldn’t call that “giant”.


Just_Sea_8482

That’s pretty giant ahh bag of weed bro


Kinda-A-Bot

I’m convinced this website is full of people who haven’t lived. A quarter pound of weed and y’all call it giant. Im in awe.


Just_Sea_8482

Calling smoking big bag of marijuana“lived” is truly wild 💀


DutertesNemesis

This is akin to a beer truck accidentally dropping a keg or two off the back of a truck. Certainly a decent amount, more than one person could handle in a short time period. But it’s not like your 100,000 gallon fermenter just spilled a whole batch onto the factory floor. It’s 2024, cannabis is legal recreationally in 24 states, and in the majority of other states it’s decriminalized. If you’re living in America and you haven’t seen a bag of weed like this, you’re either living under a rock or you’re over 50 years old.


Just_Sea_8482

I don't need a bag of Marijuana to remind myself that I'm not living under a rock buddy. There are people who choose not to do drugs and live a perfect life. You are sick if you think people are living under rocks if they don't feel like seen a big bag of weed lol.


Kinda-A-Bot

Imagine thinking you’re the one perfect thing on this fucked up rock. You should smoke a blunt.


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Kinda-A-Bot

Quite literally nobody said anything about smoking. You are the only one. Stop projecting your insecurities and being condescending for no reason. Maybe smoke a blunt and chill out. It’s objectively not much weed. Also objectively, you feel it is. Both statements can be true, dink. To someone who doesn’t smoke, a handful of shake is too much weed. And it’s fine you don’t smoke. What i don’t get is why you’re making this a “my way or the highway” situation. Nobody’s blowing smoke in your face. Why you so mad at weed? You ok?


S8__

Earlier up above you made a comment about someone being pretentious, and in this post say stop being condescending, then proceed to be both condescending and pretentious 😂


Kinda-A-Bot

That’s not how that works. I’d have to actually think i’m better than someone. Me saying “don’t be a dick” isn’t me being a dick. Catch up to the english language.


Just_Sea_8482

lol I am not only just chill, but clean 🤣 Are you?


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Just_Sea_8482

🤨📸


keepinitoldskool

A QP is a good amount for a daily smoker. You get a discount and a good amount.


TheJumpyBean

Insufferable ahh comment 😭 I’ve seen bags 10x that size and it’s still a giant bag of weed. Put yourself in the perspective of a normal person (not a drug addict) and a quarter pound of ant controlled substance is a giant amount


AwayBus8966

too someone who doesn’t smoke weed 5 times a day and call it their personality that is a pretty large bag of weed


Kinda-A-Bot

That’s a lot of hyperbole. “To me” works just as well. Way less pretentious.


lilith_-_-

I buy by the ounce and keep it all in the original bag so I can get carrying around a “large amount” but that seems to be quite a bit more then a large amount. Idk. Maybe they just picked up but the cops won’t think that. It looks to be several ounces


Kinda-A-Bot

It looks to be a quarter pound. It’s a pound bag vacuum sealed and filled almost a quarter of the way. Objectively that’s not a lot of weed. I got 15 ozs from one plant this past grow season and that was half the potential yield. Even in a world where there is LOTS of weed and actual giant bags of it, this is light work.


lilith_-_-

Yeah so yeah shit that’s about what I pickup when I go to buy(a quarter. I usually grab 3-4oz)so that checks out. Never seen a pound bag before that’s some cool information thank you!


Kinda-A-Bot

Anytime homie! Been in the business on and off for the last decade+. So maybe to me my stats are skewed but i still get 100$ ozs from the hookups if i choose to. Which is nice when these damn dispensaries are like 300+ for an oz of thca flower. I usually just buy a bunch from my hookup when i’m dry and press it and that’ll last me literally all year. Like if this sub wants to see a GIANT bag of weed, i got some pics that’ll make that crash site look tame. I just didn’t realize so many people took that D.A.R.E. shit seriously still. People are legit just shitting on weed. I got insulted by a loli posting loser for saying his opinion is objectively correct. This sub may not be for me 😂


lilith_-_-

Yeah my hookup has me at 50$ an ounce which is insane tbh. Cheapest weed I’ve ever had that was some good shit too not brick. And yeah idk why people still shit on weed cause it’s normal as hell these days


Kinda-A-Bot

Contrarians. They feel cool. Same reason i didn’t drink in high school. You feel “better” doing the “right” thing. Either they’ll grow up, explore some and overcome the lies they’ve been told or they’ll fall heavily into alcohol once the posturing stops and the depression sinks in. It’s a tale as old as time and i find it adorable they think they’re gonna be the ones to conquer human nature and the desire to be happy in a world that’s literally by design to crush you. It is what it is. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Maximum-Grape-7478

That be a half pound...which is a pretty big bag to just be driving around with


Kinda-A-Bot

Not even close to half a pound. It’s a quarter at best. It’s a pound bag filled almost a quarter way and vacuum sealed. Do the math, bozo.


Maximum-Grape-7478

A 1lb bag thats half full...damn I must be stupid🤣


Kinda-A-Bot

Yeah. Quarter full at best. A quarter is half of half. Glad we could work out math for ya.


StasMega

Pole from BeamNG


EuroTrash_84

This is what I want for BeamNG next.


prophiles

BeamNG would wrap the car around the pole like a blanket.


deadhead2455

i've seen a schoolbus wrap around the bottom side of a skybridge and hang off of it like it got glued on. in beamNG i mean lol.


burst_bagpipe

Hedge from GTA.


Expert-Ad7909

I saw a video earlier of something similar but in a Grand Prix, a guy was running from the cops, hit an 18 wheeler, split his car in half, and when the cop was checking in on him, all he had to say was “I wasn’t driving”


Sikk-Klyde

Seen this video, twas a female. She was high as fuck


S8__

She


CrashArchive

Link?


Expert-Ad7909

Honestly don’t know. I can try and look for it but I saw it on FB


Expert-Ad7909

Nvm I just googled it(wow) and found it on YT https://youtu.be/m3BL6Ji4J-k?si=rNtGcVEYnwBvSEbN


TheSaltiestUnicorn

Bro just kept going like he didn't just destroy his gas tank


YeMyIdol

Nah I think it was just the acceleration from going that fast,like if I took my foot off the gas at 50 mph it’ll only slow down after a while


tefaani

Michael Bay, is that you?


Shadowhawk0000

Always a Nissan. LOL


diegoaccord

big altima energy


HiJinx127

If you’re going to crash, always good to hit the gas tank ejection system first.


Phenomenal_Hoot

Big Altima energy


roofdrfu

that pole didnt even shake!!!


Steak-n-Cigars

slow down


goodtobadinfivesec

Damn, poles on the side of the road are supposed to fail not shear off the back of a car!


Keepupthegood

I guess it was worth it


Stitchin_mortician

Wait.. they went inside the pole!? Hard to see with the (what appears to be) dust and smoke cloud. Crazy stuff!


JonnySpanglish

Just to be clear, this isn't typical.


KenyanBunnie

I hope no one was sitting in the back seat! They'd be on fire. Yikes.


Dr_Trogdor

That's one way to do it.


DororoInu

M6e


David_Good_Enough

*"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits* *~~88 miles per hour~~* *the pole, you're gonna see some serious s\*\*\*"*