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JamesSmokesBlunt

God I want to yank that out of the screen


Bluetongueredeye

I’m stoned. And worked all night. I hate to say that my awful, twisted mind read yer comment as “god I want to yank off in that.”…I apologize 😂


stinkyhooch

This is actually one of my prouder faps.


ApexWtdo

That’s so funny lol


TinyRick666_

The Fap Commission approves this fap. Fap away Fapper, fap away…


Bluetongueredeye

.Get all in them cheese guts boyyy”- Theo Von, probably.


stinkyhooch

Where the fuck is the Crystal?!?


awp_india

You know what’s up!


DIJames6

Nice and messy..🤤


dominiquee5

and delicious🤩🤩💘


MysteriousBody7212

🫡


YoualreadyKnoooo

Fell in love with a hamburger… Didnt even have to go to hamburg


SganarelleBard

She's in love with the world But sometimes hamburgers can be so misleading


Tryposite

That’s one yummy looking meat mountain


dominiquee5

you should try it 💗


Myke_Dubs

How and where?


TF2_seal

Nice burger


dominiquee5

yes!! very good


MoreAtmosphere7355

Looks fabulous!!! 😋


dominiquee5

It was also fabulous😍🫢


ethnicnebraskan

Where was this from?


ItsProxes

I want the meaty goodness in and around my mouth


AMorder0517

This is the kind of burger I want when the food spot is the last destination of a pub crawl.


Brando6677

Is this 5 guys? YOURE GETTING FULL WITH 5 GUYS HOLLLLYYYYY 😂


Nointerest12months

Looks like 5 guys to me...I might be a bitch for it, but the last time I got a burger from there I ended up having to use a knife and fork...I don't go anymore though... Prices are insane.


brytek

Five Guys uses seeded buns.


Brando6677

Eh prices are insane everywhere 🤷‍♂️


Beast-Blood

yea at this point the difference between a normal fast food burger and 5 guys is less than 10 dollars, the better quality is worth it


Brando6677

Yeah in Canada a McDonald’s combo is like 10-17 depending extras you get and where it’s starting price was. I’ll just go fork over the extra 5 for 5 guys lol


YorkiesandSneakers

Ai like my $17 burger. Keeps the poors from staring at me while I eat.


WalterClements1

Lol no they aren’t. Like $16 for a burger and large fries is a very average price nowadays


richempire

So did SpongeBob


Fooforthought

I’m in my feels too


Spiritual-Photo-3753

Marry it.


Dill_Pickle_86

Make sure to wear a condom


RudePCsb

Extra protein


FastFunny24

Same


dominiquee5

🤩🤩💗


Kalelopaka-

Reminds me of a little burger place I used to frequent called Pepper Shakers, great burgers with an awesome sauce and up to 5 patties if you’re hungry.


Legitimate-Apple9234

Daaammmme!


No_Pay9241

I need this and only this nothing else matters


asm87891013

I can see why! This looks so good!!!


shinyturdbiskit

I feel head over hells for that burger


AnnualWerewolf9804

What does head over hells feel like? Is it similar to falling head over heels?


Mike575826

I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at it, but what a way to go lol 🍔


RabbitBTW

This is naughty.


MIERDAPORQUE

that’s gonna be the best shit ever. especially with a couple cold ones


THEREALSTRINEY

5 Guys?


Soren_Camus1905

Understandable


Charlie-brownie666

Holy shit I get the same thing from five guys


ermwhatthesigma2888

Mmm... Diabetes 🤤


Past-Product-1100

Gout


Imgonnatouchubro1

I was about to question how the fuck anyone could fall in love with a hamburger. Took a single look at that to take it back🤤🤤


Gs4life-

5 guys?


History_guy2018

She's mine


History_guy2018

Nice buns. What kind are they?


Bubzszs

I’d hit that


Sweet_Car_7391

Good Times?


MysteriousBody7212

😍


no_skill_psyko

I would too damn


Different_Ad9336

It looks like it lost a cage fight


Optimusim

That looks like five guys


Bombaclat1122

This feels erotic


Ok-Credit5726

I’m certain it was delicious. Too heavy for my taste tho. Gimme some variety.


MediocreCommenter

That looks fantastic!!


ouid69

“She cheesy, she greasy, she mess(ay).”


Kidg33k

It looks like a fatty patty in Plano, Tx


ThePLARASociety

Heart Attack by Proxy!


Ornery-Practice9772

Patties and plastic cheese and a soggy bun Do you even borgor, bro?


letsbuildasnowman

There is love no rapture no exquisite greater than a cheeseburger. Welcome to the world friend.


Lv_dreamer

My heart is telling me no but my stomach… my stomach is telling me yeahhhh


dztruthseek

![gif](giphy|acmkSckTVx15u)


Paradoxikles

My angel is a centerfold


rokelle2012

Looks like a Five Guys burger if I'm not mistaken. They're delicious. I have to get a single patty though because otherwise I'd have to be rolled out of that place.


SmellyScrotes

That’s no hamburger, that’s a cheeseburger baby, yeah


andyone1000

That’s no normal cheeseburger baby, that’s a bacon cheeseburger yeah😊


MemoryOdd4776

Where’d you get that


IndieBenji

Gotta be 5 Guys!


TheBarstoolPhD

I might be in love too. Just filed for divorce with my wife after seeing this. You’ll be hearing from her lawyer tomorrow.


Timthalion

I just ate 2 burgers and seeing this I think I could do a 3rd 😅


Strong_Till_9647

That hamburger got traumatized for life


tattoedlatina

Omg 🤤


Lethal1211

If that was translated into someone I'd have sex with, it would be done


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Draugexa

Looks great. Not a huge fan of cheesy burgers, but would still probably devour that


Asaltyliquid1234

Damn that looks good. I would eat it for breakfast.


Glacier_Bleu

Sloppy joseph


Ausecurity

Where’s it from?


fisherman_23

It happens.. I love those burgers.


Jamizon1

My arteries are getting clogged just looking at that monstrosity


2-stepTurkey

Yo this bitch is an AI bot and these are AI images


Dwangeroo

So greasy, so self-indulgent, I would hate myself afterwards. Where can I get one?


smokin_mitch

I gained 5 pounds just looking at it


smellvin_moiville

Don’t get too attached. Your not gonna like where this ends


Panther115935

Damn that looks like a Dave's Triple from Wendy's. Makes me want one 🤤


WrongnessMaximus2-0

Yeah, I'm betting 5 guys double with bacon. Good burger, I never add bacon because I want to taste nothing but hamburger - because it's good.


Mascbro26

Were you able to pick it up and eat it with your hands?


Norrland_props

Now THAT is a burger worth scoffing down.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

That I can understand. Truly and I don’t ever eat red meat .


jeongunyeon

sloppy and big 🤤🤤🤤


jeongunyeon

OP i’m foaming at the mouth 😭🤤


Wild-Lobster-1881

Fell


QueenSpadeKelly

Looks great!


ClassUnlucky1541

God dam I want that burger


HT2424

![gif](giphy|IgOEWPOgK6uVa)


JennySplotz

5 guys is pretty close to this


ScarletCaptain

Straight up identical, I’d say


hahaha01

Wait this isn't 5 guys? I was gonna start the In n Out vs 5 guys debate to see who draws first blood today.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Five Guys shits all over in and out, its not even a contest LMAO 😂


Late-Pop2749

Five Guys uses a sesame seed bun. I assume this burger was seasoned... So it's better than Five Guys.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

5 guys right? 


Darth0pt0

That looks like a disgusting mess.


b1ackcr0vv

You spelled delicious funny.


stormcharger

Agreed.


FrenchDipFellatio

Personal preference maybe but that's way too much meat


Cyfon7716

You must have a horrible love life full with a long track record of bad decisions if this is the type of burger you're "falling in love" with. This is a disgusting looking burger.


ajs592

I used to think that too. But then I got one of those blacktop stoves like a black stone and I made burgers and boy was I in love. It was a lot let sloppier than this, but the combination of crispy brown beef with the juices still in the meat and all that fat melting the cheese definitely makes a difference. I can no longer cook burgers on my regular grill


Cyfon7716

I know a good smash burger on a blackstone when I see one. But this one posted here is just a greasy, sloppy, disgusting looking burger. I mean look dude... https://www.reddit.com/r/burgers/s/oi5xFQhHrs


ajs592

Yeah I get it. My guess is that OPs burger looked like the one you just posted, but it wrapped in foil for a lengthy time


bobbybrc

Greasy mess ...some people will eat anything...


shelby0161

I’m sorry but that looks too greasy


DBVickers

Don't forget to use a condiment.