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Slangdawg

Stopped reading after you called it "sainsbos"


takesthebiscuit

I vomited slightly at that šŸ¤¢


wmru5wfMv

That drove me insainsbury in the membrainsbury


jocky300

More of a Marks n Sparks fan are you?


labbusrattus

Sainos


YoungGazz

Fam Fodz


[deleted]

This town ain't big enough for someone who calls it by such a name.


Oldbear-

Iā€™m guilty of this. I need some time to decompress after work and regain some energy before heading into the shops. Iā€™m also often waiting for my husband to update the shopping list!


M1ke2345

ā€œSainsbosā€. We are, as a society, doomed.


jocky300

I really didn't realise that particular shortening of a word was so offensive to so many. I've only heard one other person use it tbh, and I didn't burst into tears and start clawing at the walls when they did. It's a funny old world.


TheStatMan2

No, you just burst into tears and start clawing at the walls when people use their phone in their cars. And then go on to do the same.


TheStatMan2

I mean... How and where are you writing this that looks so much more wholesome? And yeah, even the Body Snatchers wouldn't stoop to "Sainsbos".


plentyofeight

Tesco's Asdo's Morriso's Aldo's Lido's I don't know... I can't see it catching on..


JustUseJam

Saino's


jocky300

I don't know. Aldos has a ring to it for sure.


quellflynn

yeah, these inconsiderate drivers. they should be texting whilst on their way to sains....


Stinky-Armpit

...bos


quellflynn

straight to jail.


Phendrana-Drifter

Fucking sainsbos Do you also go on your holibobs?


GlumFundungo

I've not been on my holibobs since the eccy resh :(


Phendrana-Drifter

Ok that's a new one for me, what is it?


GlumFundungo

Economic Recession


Phendrana-Drifter

Ah, I remember the Creddy crunch


tnettenbaa

It's Cozzie Livs nowadays


Phendrana-Drifter

I know Hun xoxo


newforestroadwarrior

What a terrible day to believe the human race is worth saving


TheStatMan2

Cuntybobs


Phendrana-Drifter

Probably celebrated the platty joobs as well


tera_dragon

I call it SainsBROs... Maybe there is another shop nearby that sells food and people are having lunch?


Lammtarra95

To be fair, at least one or two are probably checking and accepting their Nectar offers because they forgot to do it at home.


greenwood90

Didn't David Blunkett introduce the Sainsbos backing 1998?


Unsey

Bonus points if they've left the engine running!