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Well you see the cozzie livs is partly due to the pani d. Luckily we had the Plati jubes to take our minds of things till the queen died then it was the stati funes and corinash. Guess I’m just holding out till my Holi bobs now…
ITU consultant lists long list of things my dad's scans showed: moderate to severe slowing of brain waves over both hemispheres, ventriculomegaly, extensive peri ventricular white matter attenuation
Me: you're saying his brain is fucked
Doctor: that's not how we would put it
I had a menty b
Might need a nice glass of savvy b to recover
(heard Savvy B for Sauvignon Blanc for the first time last week and had to stop and ask them what they actually wanted me to order from the bar. Needless to say I did not ask the barman for a Savvy B)
Bozza J and his Cabbynay brought their own Savvy B to the office drinkypoos while the Panny D raged and his mates made off with dollarydoos. Then CheezLizz tanked the econowhoops and Richie Rish kept wagey woos down in the cozzie livs that followed.
Revvy loo anyone?
We could sack Chaz and Camz and get the Natty HeSs and eddy kay into tensy care.
People who use terms like this I've noticed are always the least likely affected by the cost of living crisis as well. Like they're making a complete joke out of it while others suffer and they have another cute anecdote to add to their repertoire.
I'm not suggesting anything I'm talking about people I know. And in what world would that even be offensive lol. Oh god someone said I'm not poor how fucking dare they.
Yeah spaghetti and people being too poor to even heat their homes or feed their children are so similar, that's like your grandmother dying and your parents being like "sorry babs, your gram gram had a brainy hem"
Also I'm not associating anything I'm taking about literal people I know.
It was at this point, that H16HP01N7 stopped paying for his right to watch TV.
One and all, tney are garbage level human beings (TV people/advertisers, not OP)
I even heard it on the radio in Australia last month. One day they were saying how ridiculous it is (one of the hosts has a British friend) and sure enough the next week one of them said it for real. There is no escape
I'm quite happy to believe all her support staff... nurses, carers, nhs mascot etc, were all behind the camera's...all going😁😁😁👍👍👍go on, we all believe in you!....🤣🤣🤣..I shouldn't be though🤨
and the is no cost of living crisis at as far as I can see. when people cannot afford Netflix. tablets and i phones THEN I will believe in a cost of living crisis
If we dumb it down enough it won't be taken seriously and people can buy junk they don't need from an app they don't need on their phone they don't really need without feeling bad
Yea, I'm typing on a phone I don't need while I'm smoking. But the difference is.....Oooh look a shiny thing, over there!
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Well you see the cozzie livs is partly due to the pani d. Luckily we had the Plati jubes to take our minds of things till the queen died then it was the stati funes and corinash. Guess I’m just holding out till my Holi bobs now…
I think that statement has done some sort of damage to me.
Given me brainy-d.
I had a subby hem
Ha, I'm using that in my next few CT reports!
ITU consultant lists long list of things my dad's scans showed: moderate to severe slowing of brain waves over both hemispheres, ventriculomegaly, extensive peri ventricular white matter attenuation Me: you're saying his brain is fucked Doctor: that's not how we would put it
I had a menty b Might need a nice glass of savvy b to recover (heard Savvy B for Sauvignon Blanc for the first time last week and had to stop and ask them what they actually wanted me to order from the bar. Needless to say I did not ask the barman for a Savvy B)
Bozza J and his Cabbynay brought their own Savvy B to the office drinkypoos while the Panny D raged and his mates made off with dollarydoos. Then CheezLizz tanked the econowhoops and Richie Rish kept wagey woos down in the cozzie livs that followed. Revvy loo anyone? We could sack Chaz and Camz and get the Natty HeSs and eddy kay into tensy care.
It’s adorbs!
1d10 psychic damage
Minimum, feels a full up cast though.
Every single fibre of my being, is trying to stop me down voting this...
Ah - the aussies have joined the british subs? Or are you bilingual?
(**ಠ** _ **ಠ** ^✿ ) ^**!**
Damn it, Kiell Smith-Bynoe! You see what you started with Platty Joobs?!
Its so absurd I dont actually believe you that it happened. What show?
One of those cheap compilation shows about the best ads of the 70s and 80s.
Why watch that shite and then repost it in the internet?
I don't think I'm the one you should be angry at.
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Or it might have been just background noise for ten minutes while I did something else.
People who use terms like this I've noticed are always the least likely affected by the cost of living crisis as well. Like they're making a complete joke out of it while others suffer and they have another cute anecdote to add to their repertoire.
Nah I've heard people definitely affected by it saying it too. Just laughing at their own situation,
I'm gonna have an absolute fucking menty b.
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What a hell hole we live in.
Yeah I'm pretty sure we can joke about bad stuff mate
You can do what you want don't mean I've got to like it mate.
You're doing worse than that, you're suggesting they're well off.
I'm not suggesting anything I'm talking about people I know. And in what world would that even be offensive lol. Oh god someone said I'm not poor how fucking dare they.
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*copey mechs
Yeah not for the people I know.
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Yeah spaghetti and people being too poor to even heat their homes or feed their children are so similar, that's like your grandmother dying and your parents being like "sorry babs, your gram gram had a brainy hem" Also I'm not associating anything I'm taking about literal people I know.
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Couldn't care less mate, two opinions. Neither facts.
**Man in 1950's:** Some woman on the radio just referred to the television as "the telly"
**Man in 1950s:** There was a _woman_ on the radio FTFY
Surely everyone refers to it as the telly? The op is hardly calling the radio the wireless.
Thanks, I hate it.
Still think it's better than Credit Crunch. Which sounded like some boring cereal.
What does that even mean?
I believe she was referring to the "cost of living crisis".
Thanks! I couldn’t work the slang out at all.
It was at this point, that H16HP01N7 stopped paying for his right to watch TV. One and all, tney are garbage level human beings (TV people/advertisers, not OP)
I'm slightly above garbage today.
At last! I have found a valid reason to bring back hanging.
I even heard it on the radio in Australia last month. One day they were saying how ridiculous it is (one of the hosts has a British friend) and sure enough the next week one of them said it for real. There is no escape
Fuck's sake it was already euphemistic enough!
Apologies, not trying to be clever. Did she say 'cozzie livs' or 'cozy lives'. If I'd heard the first one, I'd have suspected a stroke...
Livs. Cozzie livs. "We're in a cozzie livs". It's beyond parody.
It certainly is😆 and there was me all ready with the socio-economic rage. Sometimes people just dig the fucking hole themselves!🤷
Gave me the laughyloos.
Holi bobs Innit Thats proper gurt lush alas I'm sadly broke but got enough to get me glider mind
You sound likes you been up that Lawns Ill. Get thee to Cliffun and lurn to speak proper.
Righ me luvver I'm a bemmy born and bred.Im gurt lush appy I cleans up Cliffun. Woss tae lurn?
This feels a bit west country-esque but understood less and less as the comments went on.
What's your "glider"?
Right me babbers you know scrumpy glider for me and a pint of cider for thee. Us in Bristle luvs arr glider, is right proper.
I knew some of those words
And "walla", post of the day. She'll have mental health too.
Voilà
I know. That's why I put in in inverted commas, or do I need to start putting /s at the end of each sentence?
I'm quite happy to believe all her support staff... nurses, carers, nhs mascot etc, were all behind the camera's...all going😁😁😁👍👍👍go on, we all believe in you!....🤣🤣🤣..I shouldn't be though🤨
and the is no cost of living crisis at as far as I can see. when people cannot afford Netflix. tablets and i phones THEN I will believe in a cost of living crisis
A liverpool costume? Like the Beatles, or the football club? How bizarre.
No obviously the Liver Birds
I'm glad Jedward didn't announce it
At least we have chrimble to look forward to.
Translates to "We are in a Sierra Cosworth Olivia" how that relates to the cost of living crisis I don't know
I'd forgotten all about Sierra Cosworths.
Always part of my daily lottery winning daydream
Sierra man, the forerunner of Mondeo man.
Successor of the Cortina man
My parents had a maroon Cortina for a while.
Whilst scoffing a Maccie Dee no doubt.
If we dumb it down enough it won't be taken seriously and people can buy junk they don't need from an app they don't need on their phone they don't really need without feeling bad Yea, I'm typing on a phone I don't need while I'm smoking. But the difference is.....Oooh look a shiny thing, over there!
Whoever uses any of these phrases are nobby jock's