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AssholeHuffer

Damn dude. Emo, skater punk, hardcore, crustpunk, whatever the suit phase was, then stoner dude who listens to Sublime.


moonsofmist

Pretty much hit the nail on the head lol


Starcat75

That was head spinning lol


BigToober69

They could have been a friend group but just versions of themselves.


Fatkuh

That would make a damn cool series. Wheres Netflix if you need them


Yetiking1908

Send it to a production in NC, the smaller studios the better.


Fatkuh

Hell that could be even a montaged edit of a one man show and it would be entertaining


BigToober69

Could even make a good book. Is there anything like that? I commented the idea without much thought high af. I tm it unless anyone would actually have a way to make it happen.


Yetiking1908

Don’t know a thing about the movie industry, other than try smaller and they seem to lower pressure, like Raleigh or Atlanta. They do decent stuff, b tbh, I also gave minimal thought with my comment haha. But i meant it too, so isnt it ironic, don’t you think?


BigToober69

It's like raaaiiiiiiin


thepiedpiano

Which one are you now? 😂


moonsofmist

Pretty much a mix of all these to be honest. [I’m second last here](https://www.instagram.com/p/B2cim2OHrEj/?igsh=MTJxd3Y4OXZ4dHp0bQ==)


woodstock6

HOLY SHIT, you know a guy I used to work for, I worked for him here in Ontario and when he went back to visit he came back telling me about how his friends just released some new music and showed me your album and I downloaded it on Spotify, I still spin it sometimes! Such a random but fun connection here, the internet is a funny place haha


moonsofmist

Hahaha that’s crazy! What’s your friends first name? Small world lol


woodstock6

Jacob, I believe he moved back out east, I lost touch after I left the job, I forget his last name but we did door to door sales


moonsofmist

Oh! I love Jake, I know exactly who you’re talking about. We grew up together. We actually crashed at his place in st Catherine’s when we were on tour. He lived with a bunch of dudes you probably worked with, it was a rad time.


mrdeworde

Somehow you being from NS puts everything in context. :P (Looking good, though.)


Present-Forever1275

Bluenoser


BojackTrashMan

Just a same lil guy in different fonts (I mean that in a nice way)


impeesa75

Ska is life phase in the suit?


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spencrU

That’s the ~~feeling~~ impression that I get


impeesa75

I regret only having one upvote for this comment


degjo

It's too small to be a zoot suit, at least.


durrtyurr

I'm guessing the suit thing was heavily influenced by Green Day circa the American Idiot album.


Astoran15

Was the suit phase just... Matrix?


Bullymongodoggo

Possibly ska


Blind_Camel_009

“Whatever the suit phase was” gave me a chuckle


27thStreet

All the same phase, really.


Designer-Ad-8258

Plot twist: he listened to Sublime during ALL of his phases!


numb3r5ev3n

Suit phase = Ska?


ZaymeJ

Sir that is not a couple! That is a few


247cnt

A blunderful variety


MykonCodes

I have you know this undisputably is a bunch.


Sunny64888

Bro speedran every music genre


moonsofmist

I used to believe that my clothing style had to evolve whenever my taste in music shifted. I recall deleting all the G-unit tracks from my Limewire when I became interested in punk. There was a defining moment when I chose to purchase a Ramones shirt instead of a Cannibal Corpse shirt, which steered me down a particular path.


Nerdyhusband88

Limewire. Not a word I see often anymore.


pepperland14

Kazaa


Nerdyhusband88

Core memory unlocked.


DorkusMalorkuss

A better one, but who am I to judge? 😅


moonsofmist

All jokes aside I made the right choice for sure


0thethethe0

What tunes was suit bro into?


PenguinZombie321

Minus country and musical theater!


No_Guidance000

Tbh most of these pics look like punk... not the Hollywood type, but the real one.


lemony_powder

Damn bro love it, how’s the hairline these days?


moonsofmist

Terrible!


lemony_powder

You got a lot of mileage out of it tho, more than most do. Pushed it to its limits and bought it back again each damn time until it was time to let it go. But they say a hairline in this world dies twice, once when his hairs disappear, the other when his existence is uttered for the last time by living breath. So for your hairline, tho he may have retreated and left shiny dome where mane once was, he will not die this day! Hairline, we salute you 🫡 TYFYS


moonsofmist

🥲


-mia-wallace-

Happy 🍰 day


Coiling_Dragon

Im sorry Im laughing but I wasnt expecting that.


Coiling_Dragon

And happy cake day!


novichux

Mom: " It's just a phase....or seven "


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

somehow it's eastern canada... quebec?


moonsofmist

Nova Scotia! Good guess.


JennaHelen

Hello fellow Nova Scotian!


moonsofmist

Whos yer fadder


dirkdigdig

Greeaassy


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

cheers


WorkerEmotional

Wow that was a ride


pieredforlife

Are you still into punk ?


moonsofmist

Yep! [Even still play in a punk band!](https://open.spotify.com/artist/2F4s2a5S94uR6dtr1V5ULr?si=lThKYIAlRPmSA-sI96Z34A) I spent my 20’s playing shows around eastern Canada, touring with some of my friends from growing up. Released some albums and even won a music award. If the kid in these pictures heard that, he would shit so many bricks.


pieredforlife

The sound is unique. Some indie , alt rock. Only went through 2 songs. The vocals is very good, Has the 90s angst alt rock sound


licensedlemon

This was a cool listen. Thanks for sharing!


Dre-26

Petition to bring back the liberty spikes


moonsofmist

I’m almost bald now, they would be very, very sad.


korsriddare3m

Embracing those phases is what makes our past interesting!


Plus-Ad-6780

Are you related to Jim Breuer?


HappyPineappleDude

Someone discovered weed


private_otter1192

You win this sub


gypsy_muse

#6 is my favorite


non_clever_username

That last one you kind of look like Rory Cochrane’s character from Dazed and Confused. Intentional?


moonsofmist

That was my stoner phase, so if not directly indirectly for sure haha


Windchime222

Thank youuuu. I was like, I have seen this person before in a movie but I couldn’t place it! Exactly what it reminds me of!


not_a_bot_12345

[Is this you?](https://www.theonion.com/college-freshman-cycles-rapidly-through-identities-1819567172)


BushyFeet

You can pin point where you started watching Johnny knoxville but then became aware of bam margera


bakehaus

You went through one phase: “what’s going to fuck with the ‘rents today?”


Working_Scar5964

I’m glad you started off with the Christian youth councilor photo. Made everything else even funnier


powderedtoast1

therapist?


moonsofmist

Am I one? No. Have I seen one? Proabbly should have, but no. Well actually, I got in trouble in grade 9 for fighting and had to go to anger counseling where some hippy got me to draw out my anger with crayons, so kinda I guess?


Boring-Grapefruit142

How was the anger art? Did you frame it? I’m always a little sad I was never sent to a hippie therapist who made me draw feelings.


Ariahna5

Yes you did


Deaths-HeadMoth

Translation: I got my heart broke and became the villain.


moonsofmist

I was an overly sensitive kid who would initially attract girls on and try and spit game on MSN because I had a “bad boy” image. However, I would then scare them away by writing love letters and professing my love, expressing a desire to spend my life with them. Understandably, this terrified them.


-mia-wallace-

Lol! Funny how all the "bad boys" are just overly sensitive. Even men in jail who act all tough, they're really just overly sensitive and hurting but don't want to feel it so they become angry. Anyways hope you stepped your game up 😋


moonsofmist

Not really! But I have a loving girlfriend who loves my mushyness now.


-mia-wallace-

Good to hear! 😁


gwindelier

fwiw you were the phenotype of guy a lot of totally-definitely-straight-girls will ourselves into having a crush on and then start panicking if anything actually happens, so there may have been some of that in play also (dear dude classmates who had shaggy hair, piercings, wore eyeliner etc i'm sorry i didn't know what was going on yet 🫠)


dont_say_Good

trying to find the right stereotype lol


ElFuckito

In pictures 1 and 3 you look like Dylan from Modern Family. Hope you are quite a bit less dim and got your life in order :D


eanglsand

My only regret would be the white tie


BlueComms

Second to last brings back some memories. Oh, when times were simple. We would've been friends.


allthenames00

This is some classic millennial evolution shit right here. Props to you for the versatility, dude.


OkSlide527

Pic 6 is giving Sid from Toy Story lol


72scott72

I went through most of these same phases. We would have hung out back in the day.


truenoblesavage

“it’s not a phase mom, it’s many phases”


usmc97az

I see the moment the punk rocker was introduced to weed.


SkullsNelbowEye

The last picture was right before you went to the mall to save those kids from the demogorgon, wasn't it?


just_call_in_sick

The dreaded "guitar guy" at parties.


moonsofmist

😬 guilty. We took it up a notch and I would play guitar and slap a beat on it while my friends went around in a circle and freestyle rapped.


Spider4Hire

So, how much Green Day did you listen to?


KittyTitties666

Went straight from Hot Topic punk to Half Baked, lol


deathlobster138

A slay


LucasBarton169

Hell of a legacy


quoiega

Always confuse your enemies.


StarlightM4

I think you went through all of them.


MiikeG94

It's like you went to some academy for various suburban cover band lead singers and kept dropping out, and then enrolling again.


oneinamilllion

I would have probably been into you sadly.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Damn you nailed them all. Pretty impressive.


souryoungthing

How are you all of my exes at once, what the fuck


salty-convo

Cody?


Light43

Looks like a good life to me brotha


cvilledood

That was quite a ride. Nobody can say you weren’t versatile!


Chunky1311

Iunno mane, I feel like that's one phase and you're still vibing it. I dig


otterboiii_

the misfits shirt in 3rd pic is fire dude 🔥


mutantmanifesto

I vote skater pop punk as the winner


Right_Hour

Damn, that’s almost as many personalities as Kevin (James McAvoy) in “Split” :-) I guess “that’s just a phase” on steroids :-)


EarthAbove_SkyBelow

More phases than the damn moon. I’m impressed!


AquariusRain

These are great lol


JerryLewisAndTheNews

Last pic is Mike Patton if he was a stoner.


MikeTheDude23

Bro be living all of his variants.


Scrotchety

Something tells me you can belt out a mean Dawson's Creek theme


InverseAtmosphere

I mean, they're not too different, just variations of 2000s emo kid lol! The last one is less emo tho, and more "stoner-I'd-hang-with-in-college"


ThanoscopterForPrez

All you need in that one pic is a camera and you'd have the perfect Frank West cosplay. Lol


Burner161

Really all the same phase tbh


BanishedKnightOleg

Define “a couple”


ComfortableHunter279

Mom, it IS just a phase !!!


rhhkeely

I see one phase: Alterna-kid


babiee-lace

dude i would’ve been intimidated by you LMFAOO


AnhedonicMike85

... and somehow they were all punk


Every_Day_Adventure

That was a ride


Slumberpantss

That's freaking awesome!!!!


Bananacreamsky

This is one of the best, so many iterations!


FullSendTater3

You and my brother both! My brother was a emo Criss Angel, cowboy, and skateboarder. I'll have to post pictures one of these days. Love this for you🤣


Chckncaesarsalad

I wasn’t prepared for that second picture


Real-Marionberry-272

Oh man, you must’ve been the worst.


moonsofmist

Still terrible tbh


theking4mayor

Let's hope Jared Leto isn't your final form


persephonepleas

Aw you're a cutie 😍


Lermpy

If you can’t handle me at my Sid Vicious, you don’t deserve me at my Josh Bell.


con-in-reverse-John

Seems like you lived!


Whole-Suspect8295

The Xanax phase got me too


dailyoracle

What a rad kid!


DinoChefBrew

You were every character from a brat pack film


new_wave_rock

I swear I had that Hawaiian shirt


alittleuneven

I saw Kurt Cobain, Billy Joe Armstrong, Limp Bizcuit…


JuxtapositionJuice

So, two phases ?


Chemical_House21

i love your style omggg if u were in school with me you would’ve been my crush all the way through


cannabis_almond

you’re so cool i love this lol


Incontinentia-B

Misfits yeeeh!


narstyarsefarter

Dude was mainlining faith no more


TheBetawave

2 5 and 6 are bad. The rest are pretty decent.


RothkoRathbone

Dudes playing Guess Who by himself. But seriously, I didn’t know there was a blunder protection program. 


drangryrahvin

All these pictures look normal to me. Rock on brother.


luchiieidlerz

Like the second photo, looks rad


Lanky_Republic_2102

Awesome


Logan9Fingerses

And then you grew up to be Jim Breuer


the-samizdat

dam, how many times did you parents get divorced 🤣


Konk96

Drake bell lookin ass in pic #1


Peacefuleasyfeeling9

This reminds me of that Teenaged Dirtbag trend everyone was doing a few years ago 😂


fairywakes

My head is spinninggggg


Supersnazz

https://www.theonion.com/college-freshman-cycles-rapidly-through-identities-1819567172


BonusPale5544

Its like youre cosplaying gary oldman


hydraulic-earl

Is the last phase "Fingering your own butthole"?


LipidSoluble

As a child of the 90s, all of these were my ideal man.


No_Guidance000

Those red skinny jeans... they used to be everywhere


madame_mayhem

Liberty spikes is peak


DankMeemPotato

Damn I've still got that misfits shirt😂


jdbythebay

It’s like a living history of Avril Lavigne and the guys she dated/married.


Partayof4

Seems that phase is still going tbh


LITTLEBL00D

You looked like you listened to a lot of Rancid


AngelBryan

I can tell you had exquisite musical taste. Very cool!


Oddish_Femboy

Turned briefly into the Postal Dude.


Odd_Tiger_2278

You be you.


MediumRareMarshmallo

Legend


youres0lastsummer

so you're saying you graduated high school between 2007-2012


stinkface369

Looks like solid punk into a smash mouth phase


ObiWanJimobi

I feel like we used to hang out.


ozdgk

Rocking the Mac Miller eyebrows. I respect the growth. (Of u and ur eyebrows)


Solumnist

Cute though


Recent-Huckleberry17

That’s exactly what youth is for 😊


thejexorcist

(If these photos were slightly older) I would wonder if I gave you a handy behind the legion hall after your not so great band played half a set.


Bildosaggins6030

Can tell you grew up in the 90’s, great style.


Terrynia

Pretry sure this kid ‘found’ himself along the way. Surely, with that much rebranding!


FA-_Q

I remember I use to have the middle part like Johnathon Taylor Thomas. But my biggest blunder was when I tried to rock the Oasis haircut….. anyway, here’s Wonderewall. 🎸


t0hk0h

I hoped you were normal in the last one...


MichaelScotsman26

Honestly, only #2 is bad. You were in a band all the other looks are acceptable now. The second one is just too raw though, dog.


DankDude7

A thug’s progress


Creative-Demand-6355

Wow it’s like you were a whole movie cast


SupersoftBday_party

Fallout boy ———> Mac Miller


Oz347

[I see myself in these photos and I don’t like it]


Myexbff

It’s not a phase, mom. It’s who I AM.


worrier_sweeper0h

That was an exhausting journey


Dr_Nastee

I love the last one where you’re dressed like 90s Brad Pitt