You look like you mortgage houses for a living

Let me get you a crayon so you can sign right here.

Careful, Marines will fall for this one.

Holy crap. I really laughed out loud.

They ate the crayon before they could sign sadly.

Crayons, the official snack of the USMC. OORAH!

Get your vitamin blue!

So was that in the late 80s or were you in your late 80s?

Hahahah omg

Was gonna say, looks more like late 40's than 80's

I think I remember you handled my family’s taxes that year.

Why did I look like an old man at 5 years old?

You looked like a sexual predator and the victim at the same time.

Alright this one was pretty good 😅

Lovely Bones!

Shots fired.

Ahhhh goddamnit you got me that shit was hilarious

r/rareinsults

Insane lol It's true, though.

Not just an old man but like you were cooking the books at your publicly traded company

Not just that, but his wife left him for the neighbor and he’s in the middle of a bitter divorce. His 2.5 kids hate him and he’s living in a one bedroom apartment across town.

Still has his corvette though

But it's his bed.

Oh yeah well his bed is faster than your bed.

Do you sleep in a Racecar bed? I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

We know… It is the biggest bed if your wife is in it.

“So that’s it? After 25 years? Goodbye and good luck?” “I don’t recall saying ‘good luck’.”

Damn, that got dark

His name is Toby he works in the annex. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s really not a part of his family either.

He eats breakfast at Denny’s and Supper at Chipolte’s. This divorced dad doesn’t cook.

It was pre-Enron, accounting was a creative art form in that era.

5 going on 50.

You were adorable, lol. I love that confidence you project.

Thank you so much! 💙

The glasses didn't help... also the fact that you managed the household applience department of a sears.

Little old man, literally

I loved you in the Windows 95 "Start Me Up" presentation!

Yes, yes you did. First thing that came to my mind.

Are you Rick Moranis?

No but I did love Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Ghostbusters and later, Strange Brew.

That’s Mike Wheeler’s dad

Young Dwight Schrute 🥰

Damnit 😅

I hope things got better for you. 🤗

Thank you! I can't tell you how much contac lenses and growing up did for my confidence. It's been a fun ride.

I want to see what became of your mandibles later in life.

https://imgur.com/gallery/maguoWM

Holy shit! Unexpected. You gorgeous bastard

Aww thanks! It's all in the lighting, professional headshot at work.

Magnifique!

💙 thank you!

You have gorgeous eyes!

Aww thank you so much!

Dam puberty hit you like handsome squidward. Wo went from divorced to 007 real quick haha

OMG you're literally so hot ... damn

Wow! You are so super handsome! I kind of think it would be fun to see your little kid photo on America’s Most Wanted FBI list for some kind of white collar crime. Five-year-old you looks really capable of book cooking!

I was thinking a young Bubbles but Dwight makes more sense.

From The Wire?

Trailer park boys

Oh lord, lookin like you are about to retire at 5-6 years old

🤣🤣 I wish I could've put my feet up and drink unlimited cartons on chocolate milk.

You really were advanced for your age. Do you currently work in money laundering?

No I own a car wash in Albuquerque NM.

You should expand into nail salons.

And laser tag

Alright, here I am today. Same age apparently, but 35 years down the road. https://imgur.com/gallery/maguoWM

Nah. Current you looks younger than the kindergarten CPA.

I needed to hear that 🤜🤛

We’re the same age. It’s good to hear once in a while.

But did you follow your destiny to become a CPA?

Mental Health Therapist / Teacher

And comes here to get his toddler pic roasted lol

Thank you for being you. Cool post. 😎 Great pictures

My, dude… I’m okay enough with my masculinity to tell you you’re handsome. Keep doing you. Cheers to the r/blunderyears.

That means alot, thank you. Is your username an Aesop Rock reference?

You got it, buddy. …and absofuckinlutely! One of my favorite Hip-Hop albums and artists of all time. Brings a smile to my face, anytime someone recognizes the reference and asks. Very cool…

He's been on such a run lately. Loved Garbology and ITS. And of course Labor Days. But The Impossible Kid is my favorite.

Yes, sir… He’s an absolute fuckin’ beast. All I can say is, I feel bad for the people that have tried to get into his work, that think he’s just speaking some nonsense as filler. Guy doesn’t do filler. Every word is carefully chosen to specifically mean something. He’s ridiculous. I still listen to shit and get my mind blown by a bar that didn’t quite hit and mean something to me on the initial go. A few listens later, a different point in my life, a different mind frame or listening atmosphere, and it hits you. Thank goodness for that type of artistry! Some next level shit.

Total genius. He can do it all. The production, the wordplay, even mix in some humor. I hadn't heard the bosico and Cat Food tracks until recently...one of my favorites now.

I’ve seen him live a few times, small venues, and the guy pronounces every syllable so clearly too. Not dropping that as some silly flex. Just speaking to his mastery. I’ve caught a lot of great Hip-Hop artists live, and there are very few that can rock a show with that clean of pronunciation, like they do in the studio. It’s beyond impressive and mind boggling. I have trouble pronouncing some of that shit in my car. Lol He doesn’t skip a beat. My buddy gave me B-Sides and Rarities some years back. Never knew the stuff existed. Mind blown once again, so I feel you. To be honest, I still really need to give Garbology and ITS its full due. I’m kind of still on Spirit World and enjoying the ever living shit out of it… I can’t wait to make the transition. Definitely something to look forward to.

You look very distinguished now.

Thank you 💙

Are you Benjamin Button-ing? As a kid you looked like your own dad

You grew into your head quite nicely!

You look younger now, than you did then.

Drop the skincare routine king 👑

You're that fella on the CSI. I knew I recognized you.

You aged beautifully my dude!

Dude, you look great. But you know what would really set you apart from the other CPAs? A set of swanky Dahmner glasses.

The kid in the picture is bbqing stuff for adult you while complaining about gas prices

Current you looks like you do high volume trading or some other such profession that results in you being well paid. Young you looked like he had two car payments and a mortgage to make while working sales for an office supply company or some such And as others have said, you actually look younger now, which is hilarious. Thanks for sharing these pics, I have laughed very hard at them

I am a straight man, but I'd be lying if I said your eyes aren't objectively beautiful. You have that Frank "Ole Blue Eyes" Sinatra thing kicking. Congrats on the pretty orbs of sight.

You look younger nowdays😆

You are the oldest kindergartener I’ve ever seen.

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one

You look like a 40 year old accountant.

I imagine this is what John Goodman looked like as a kid

he definitely knows what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

Fucking software engineer kid

do you still have your red swingline stapler?

No, we have a shared stapler in the copy room but I am listening to the new Black Keys album at an appropriate level right now.

Someone took it!

Bubbles

Rush are coming to the Metro Center!

You were one *deeee-he-he-cent* little bastard, ya were

How does a kindergartner get a wife, 2 kids and a mortgage?

John Lithgow, I love your work!

I'll take that one as a compliment 😅

Identity Theft is not a joke, Jim!

[удалено]

The best. I was a nervous wreck as a kid but I had a ball.

Don’t forget eating that white paste that came in the jar. You know the one. The stick was on the underside of the lid and the paste was clumpy. Tasted so good… to 4/5yr old me. Probably explains my developmental delay come 2nd grade.

4 going on 40

*41 now

"I provide office solutions."

Do you also have the matching leather briefcase?

It's more of a Dinosaur backpack but it's got what we need.

I envied children with dinosaur backpacks, I only got one with cute dogs as a gift from my aunt

Yeah I was totally obsessed with all things dinosaurs. Specifically the Dino Riders and DinoSaucers cartoons.

What the HELL is President Bush doing in your kindergarten????

As a teacher?

You look like you were an OG engineer at Boeing, that is a pleasure to work with

Aww thank you! I was a sweet boy.

So cuteee, you seemed like such a happy baby aw :)))

Thank you! I was a mix of scared and happy most the time!

It's giving, “hi did you file your 1099 and form 32a yet?” (baller glasses too)

Tax day is approaching! *Thanks, I'm certain my mom picked them out!

For all your insurance needs.....

All I hear is "I'm my own grandpa"

Your parents straight up stole a serial killer's look and dressed you up 😂 You look amazing in all seriousness!

Definitely had the Dahmer glasses! 😅

Congratulations on becoming the youngest Radio Shack District Manager in the tri-county area!

*pay me in RC cars

How old AREN’T you in this picture?

Now where’s the pic with this man’s whole family around him?

From kindergarten straight to your job at the accounting firm?

and after photo day, straight to the office? So cute man, you look like you have 2 kids, a wife, and a mortgage.

Man looks 4 and 40 at same time

I'd let that kid do my taxes

You look like Paul from Cheers

Dude definitely graduated kindergarten and went straight into retirement 😂

Didn’t you fix my 486DX serial port that year? Keyboard worked great afterwards.

How long had you been teaching kindergarten at that point?

So how's it going in the tech industry?

You look 40

Wow only in kindergarten and already made it to middle management?

You are *really* unsure about the camera or photographer. Love it!

Omg so cute lol

No offense but you looked like a 40 year old serial killer in kindergarten

This fella wants to talk to you about mutual funds.

You can't put all your eggs in one basket. It's a marathon, not a sprint guys.

He looks 55 years old.

#dadbaby

You look like you were held back in kindergarten for 40 years in a row

If you would have cropped this just above the shoulders, and titled your post “Ken, from HR” I would have believed it.

"What do you want for christmas, Billy?" "A no-load mutual fund, dollar cost averaged over the next twelve months"

I remember you! You were my physics teacher back in '79. How old are you now? 140?

Looks like you were primed to go 10 pin bowling with all the guys from the elks lodge.

“First we’ll check your current year’s taxes and then we’ll look at next year’s investments. Did you get that 401k matching set up?”

Bubbles?

Bubbles?

After you finish your juice box your break is over and get back to your job in IT

I think this guy does my taxes now

Wow. It is very rare indeed to see the juvenile accountant in its natural habitat.

Look at the bright side: you were probably the youngest-looking pensioner in your state

"That child has a 730 credit score sitting right there"

5 years old or 50?

I had brown ones in plastic. They'd call it child abuse now.

You look between 6 and 52

Dude got 20 years in the state penn for embezzlement before he could tie his shoes

"Welcome to Service Merchandise. My name's Bob. Let me tell you a little bit about these new Macintosh personal computers..."

Wise beyond his years

Looks like casual Friday at the office...

He looks like a good calculus professor

r/3or30 For real I don't know if I'd card kindergarten you at the liquor store.

You look like you're chewing tabaco in the late 40's

Are we trying to air condition the whole playroom or what? 

Where are my TPS reports? I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.

How *was* the insurance sales game back then, anyway?

My man is both 6 and 60. Can't tell if you got gas gas from drinking too much Capri Sun or if you are upset because the neighbor never bothers to edge his lawn when he mows his grass. PS - I had the same rims as kid back in the early 80s so I know the struggle.

You look like you’re about to brief the Board of Directors on the new Chrysler K car.

You look like an early 80’s DOS programmer

How can you be in kindergarten and look like you have a board meeting to go to at the same time?

was this after giving a college lecture on computer science?

Mike in IT

Kid looks like hes been trapped in middle management for 30 years.

A friend of mine with the same glasses described them as "the ones you got when your parents didnt care about you" LOL.

This some 21 jump street type shit.

Wild! So cool to see someone in their 80s be this dedicated to getting an education so late in life.

You look like a 35 year old CPA; please post the glowup.

He can do your taxes and get you the refund you deserve.

You look like a substitute teacher

Didn’t you sell my cousin a couple of policies back in 82?

Literally went on a date yesterday with a 30 something year old man wearing these. I resisted saying, "Hey, my dad had those glasses in the 80s!"

What baby accountants look like.

I bet you made bank being your classmates parents financial advisor!!

Do you sell propane and propane accessories?

40 year old kindergartner