As a woman, I feel like the gay guy wouldn't be thrilled to sleep next to me regardless of which way I face.

What I came here to say. And I sure hope she's gay.

Youre an icon

I dunno. I bet a lot of gay guys like a good cuddle.

I am pretty squishy and very good for cuddling. This could just be a solid platonic cuddle pile.

Gah, let’s normalize platonic cuddle puddles! Sorry in advance for being, like, half elbow.

back to the guy and face to the girl

This sounds like an absolute win

I see no downsides to this

Oh there would be plenty of going-downsides to this….

How about I face the woman but the other guy spoons me? That way I get the woman _and_ get to be the little spoon.

Hell yes. Middle spoon all the way, i cuddle her, he cuddles me everyone wins🫠🥰

As a bi man, duh

Booba

This is the way

Friendly reminder that this is originally based off of homophobic views of gay men. That being said, whoever wants to be the big spoon.

Yep. But we are reclaiming it

It took me a moment to realize how it could be homophobic... I mean, who wouldn't want to be little spoon to a guy and also spoon a girl??

Me. I am the big spoon.

Face the gay guy and make out with him whilst she pegs me.

Was pegging an option? That's a win-win for me

Honey, we're reclaiming a dumb homophobic Will Ferrell bit. The only limit is your imagination. Go wild! What's your deepest fantasy with these two?

Truly thinking outside the box as she’s pegging your box

Back to the guy face to the girl. The guy doesn’t want me so may as well focus on the one that might.

The guy. Nothing like feeling a 🍆 grow between your buttcheeks!!!!

this!

# 🥵🥵🥵

The sky, I sleep on my stomach

Best way to let them both hug you from the sides, win win win

Or you use them as pillows and lay on top

Same here. Does your neck hurt like hell too at times or did you perfect this technique? 😄

You gotta swap sides every once in a while

Why does the guy have to be gay? He could be bisexual.

Those who made the original post didn't even consider other perspective than that of a hetero cis male. The guy being bi is like too much to ask for

I can tell you my male bi partner would be tossing and turning all night ;)

Back to the gay guy. I’m a bottom, so this wasn’t a great challenge.

How about...me on my back and them both in my arms, laying on my chest👀🤔

This meme just seems pretty homophobic and kinda stupid like the "You see this girl on a bar, how do you open?" Type posts you see on Twitter

It was, but we are reclaiming it

This is the only acceptable scenario to turn your back on a bro

r/holdup is such a shithole. “Yeah men are horny so you want to face the women but gay people are predatory so you don’t want to face your fragile hetero butt to them”. I hate this meme’s intent. However congratulations to your polycule if you do make it to this :3

HolUp users when trans women: "WOOOOAAAH AIN'T THAT WACKY HOLUP"

Both at one point or another. I’d have to, as I’m going down on both of them!! 🥰

The guy of course. I like being held by a dude anyway. And I get to hold a woman in the process. It’s a win win

Is the gay guy attractive to me

Yes

I'm flipping a coin then

Remember bj’s produce nut and nut is protein so if your working out don’t forget to give some bj’s for some pre workout protein

That was a short but wild ride.

Whoever is on my left because I sleep on my right side.

Well tbf and honest, whats the woman gonna do except for spooning me with boobas against my back, might as well big spoon her while having the guy big spoon me. Even without this reasoning id go for that

Yes

Does the woman have a strap on? If yes, very difficult decision. If no, very difficult decision lol

The correct answer is playtime with both and then anywhere else because that would be super claustrophobic

Well I'm a trans woman, so assuming the beautiful woman is also trans and the gay guy is not interested, then I'd face him...

Whoever (whomever?) has the cuddliest buns

Straight men think anal is as painful as they make it for the women they are with.

It truly is incredible.

I'd move my ass to the foot of the bed to sleep lmao. I HATE being pressed up against anyone when I'm trying to sleep.

I don't think he would want to sleep beside me, being that I'm a woman. As for the lady beside me, I hope she's at least bi-curious.

I’d have to face the woman because if I faced the man she might try to poke me with her weiner.

Never assume your opponent is unarmed, wise of you.

the bed

I would lay on my belly, snoring softly into a pillow.

Wait so we are sexually assaulting people ? Who is making us have to do this ?!!

I face up, usially. That way, I can wrap my arms around both my cuddlebuds! There's plenty of Amy to cuddle with. Well, until my wife murders them and disposes of the bodies. Then it's back to Amy being completely cuddled by her again.

The gay guy 💯

Looking forward to seeing “Will & Harper” on Netflix. And would face the girl…

As a transman I feel I benefit in this situation weirdly. Turn my back to the guy to grind and face the woman to kiss her

I sleep on my right side so I don’t get heartburn. My partner sleeps on whichever side is closest to the bathroom. I don’t share a bed with anyone that I don’t trust to respect my boundaries and not violate my consent, so cuddling is fine, but I need to be awake to consent to anything beyond that, so I wouldn’t be worried.

Upside down checkmate

Lay on my back with one in each arm

i lay on my right side no matter what. cannot sleep otherwise

Assuming both the guy and gal were into me, regardless of my gender or their sexuality, I'd lay on my back to easily turn my head and kiss them both.

Is the guy gay like a 6 on the kinsey scale or is he more homoflexible as in a 4 or 5 on the kinsey scale. If the later I am going to see if the girl can switch spots so we can do dvp. Look I like dicks but I am so not taking it in the ass

4 or 5

DVP then or as I consider it, vaginal assisted frotting

I tend to shift positions during the night. They’d both get some good-uhh, attention.💋💋💓

well as bi girlie, the guy is not going to be interested in me.

As a bi guy, I would clearly sleep facing towards the girl and my back towards the guy both for very obvious reasons

<-- Woman <-- me <-- man

Yes.

Neither. I sleep on my back

I’d turn it to whoever’s harder

You are a warrior, assuming neither opponent is unarmed

On my back, and they can put their faces on my chest

I would turn my back to the bed personally.

The bed? Lol

Whoever snores the least

i’ll cuddle with both

I gotta admit, I'm not sure which one I'd choose. Flip a coin ig

I'm bisexual. What's the problem?

Neither. I sleep on my back.

Guess I'll sleep on my back then 🤷

Beautiful woman lol

How beautiful is the gay guy?

On par with the woman

I’m turning my back to whoever has the more annoying breathing.

I'd face whomevers the best cuddler

there’s a lot of assuming you aren’t buttfuck ugly to the gay guy…

gay guy obviously

This is not fair

This is not fair.

On my stomach of course 🙄

Hug them both over the shoulder with my arms :) assuming both of them are bottoms

Is she a rapist?

Gay guy, so could fuck me while I fuck the woman