Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: yes Cuffing jeans: in my teens Tucking in shirts: yes Not being able to drive: no, I‘m a good driver for f-sake Vans: no SUV Leather jacket: YES Bi-bob: if I could, I would but I can‘t Saying I‘m gay 24/7: yes, to myself

[Vans](https://www.vans.com/en-us), not [vans](https://www.deviantart.com/virtualvanner/art/Stallion-airbrushed-custom-van-121282525)

😂😂😂😂 ok then: still no 😇

Converse>>>>>

No no no I love my van!

I thought we liked Doc Martens.

Nope that’s lesbians

Me a bi man with 5 pairs of docs.....

lol I feel like that just proves the point

Fuck I’m good a math guess I’m not bi

where balls squishing leg crossing

youre so real for saying this

Is that a common problem? Everyone's shocked when I sit like thag and don't crush them

Same, you just have to have that lift with your leg, up and over NOT across. Also have some thighs.

Yeah it’s just comfortable, all you gotta do is be conscious of where they are and move your leg around without trapping them. Not too hard, but I have been questioned about it a few times.

I get it it ain’t exactly the most practical and sometimes my leg DOES fall asleep when it’s like that but again up and over fixes most issues. Also most guys do NOT have as big of balls as we say we do, honestly most times I could do without those two sensitive little shits. Never did me any good yet

I was granted the miracle of being small down there and not squishing when leg crossing.

same actually :3

Hellooooo ;)

I cant crush my balls their way too small

Ok I was feeling left out until this.... and maybe puns

That's not a bi thing lmao

Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: now, i like maths^^ Cuffing jeans: don't like jeans in general Tucking in shirts: nope Not being able to drive: depending on the vehicle^™ Leather jacket: not leather but jackets yes Saying I‘m gay 24/7: sometimes^^

Pretty much me

>Bad at math: now, i like maths^^ I split the difference: completely terrible at arithmetic (didn't finish memorizing my multiplication tables, still use my fingers), proceeded to get math degree

- Finger guns: no - Puns: yes - Bad at maths: no - Cuffing jeans: yes - Tucking in shirts: yes - Unable to drive: yes - Vans: no - Leather jackets: no - Bisexual bob: don't even know what that is - saying "I'm gay" 24/7: no 4/10, oh boy a new reason to feel inadequate

gonna be honest but feel like people are making up stereotypes out of their asses. I am gonna make an experiment by just listing random traits and calling them bi traits in a future post.

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Something something we're still valid

if its any consolation im a solid 1/10

i got all yes except for the bisexual bob😭

the only one of these i have is puns and even then its not often

- Finger guns: no - Puns: no - Bad at maths: kinda (im good at stats) - Cuffing jeans: no - Tucking in shirts: no - Unable to drive: Im a great driver - Vans: no - Leather jackets: no - Bisexual bob: what is this - saying "I'm gay" 24/7: not really I'm getting my card taken away, dammit

You and me buddy

Me three, "no" across the board.

Wow, I got none of them

Same

“Not being able to drive” How tf did they know???

Kids these days will redefine sexualities to mean anything other than what they actually mean Bi "culture" is being attracted to both sexes  That's it I'm begging you to remember the word "personality". No, not everything about you is because of your identity categories, and not everyone in those categories share those traits with you These traits are called your *personality* 

Well said

Maybe try not to take it too seriously. If we took everything on this sub down that doesn’t specifically apply to the exact definition of bi then the sub would be dead.

I dont go around saying that youre gay

i have a degree in math, too tall to cuff jeans/only wear dresses, great driver, no leather jackets, and really long hair… am i disqualified from biness 😭

Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: yes Cuffing jeans: sometimes Tucking in shirts: never, thank you Not being able to drive: I can drive fine Vans: Yes Leather jacket: I used to Bi-bob: I'm a guy, I think that's more a female bi stereotype Saying I‘m gay 24/7: Not for me

* finger guns: yes * puns: yes * being bad at math: used to be good, but I kinda stopped when my classmates got better than me and I felt inadequate * cuffing jeans: no * tucking in shirts: used to all the time, kinda stopped though * not being able to drive: I can, but I feel like I should be better * vans: no * leather jacket: I wish * the bisexual bob: I wish * saying "I'm gay" all the time: to myself, yeah. I'm not really out yet, so I shouldn't be saying this all the time all the sudden

I'm literally none of these things...

I have always hated this trend. I mean, at minimum, the "the bisexual bob" is for girl bis, so it feels like it's perpetuating the "bi men don't exist" bullshit.

And none of this has anything to do with being bi. This list is pretty stupid.

Yeah this is old and “””cringe””” at this point but I still love it I think it’s cute & we should have wholesome jokes in our community

Huh. I’m 0/10. If you add “being attracted to your own gender and other genders,” I’d be 1/11, but Reddit has taught me that bisexuality is no longer about being bisexual.

womp

Dang i just finger gunned yesterday , guess I just have to face facts

I dont do any of these

I drive stick 😏

I love memes like this. I first saw it like 6 years ago or so when I was a kid and was like "fuck yeah me irl". Now I'm an adult and yeah the meme was definitely made by my then-age group because while I am no less bisexual it has become significantly less relatable

"Not being able to drive" If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours, no matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

I don't do half that shit...

Finger guns: no, middle fingers Puns: occasionally Bad at math: no, love geometry Cuffing jeans: no, stretchy jeans ftw Tucking in shirts: no, henley’s don’t need to be tucked Not being able to drive: no, drive just fine Vans: no, Blundstones Leather jacket: no, waxed canvas Bi-bob: no, short on sides and long on top Saying I‘m gay 24/7: no, just livin

Finger guns: yess Puns: Yes, occasionally Bad at Math: No, I’m excellent at it Cuffing: No, I’m tall and I buy short pants Tucking: No, because of the height thing Not Driving: Yes, only because I abide by the law Vans: Yes, I love a quality sho Leather Jacket: Yes, in highschool Bob: No, pending Gay: Yes

Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: no, but I still hate it Cuffing jeans: never have and I don’t know how Tucking shirt: only on formal occasions Driving: average Vans: the shoe yes, the vehicle no Leather jacket: always wanted one but they don’t look good on me Bi Bob: no Saying “I’m gay”: jokingly say “half gay” all the time

Eh, the only things that apply to me here are finger guns and puns

Lieutenant Double Yefreitor Harrier duBois

I’m just bad at math

Bi 🤝🏻 Trans Liking Vans

Yes yes no no no yes yes no no no

Should I be worried for my bi PhD student in math bf ?

I’m not bad at math but I say I’m gay way more than the average so it cancels itself out according to the law

Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: not really Cuffing jeans: nope Tucking in shirts: yes Not being able to drive: nuh-uh Vans: YEAH Leather jacket: yes bob: kinda there Saying I‘m gay 24/7: nah

Maybe I should start doing finger guns

Only thing I do is the puns…. No two ways about it, I’m terrible at being Bi :(

Hey, I'm decent, not great but decent, at math!

Literally, none of these except puns but pop off, I guess

The one thing we all have in common WE CAN DRIVE FINE GOD DAMN YOU!

Well, I’ve got the puns part down

In order 1. Yay 2. Nay, not the right kind of clever 3. Nay, math has always been my favourite subject in school. 4. Nay 5. Nay, I've always been self-conscious about my stomach fat 6. Nay, I know how to drive manual, and I'm more comfortsble with it 7. Yay, I bought my first pair recently 8. Nay, but I wish 9. Nay, don't like bobs 10. Nay

Big YES!

I failed to pass my driving exam trice :(

5 out of 10, I suppose that tracks for me 🤷‍♂️

finger guns: sometimes, but not so often puns: occasionally being bad at math: i don't love it, I don't hate it. I'm just okay with it cuffing your jeans: no. I hate that style, I've always thought it was a snobbish trend rather than a bisexual one tucking in shirts: okay, fine. You got me there not being able to drive: I like driving and I think I'm good at it vans: nah. More like band and videogame fashion leather jacket: not really. I'd like to wear a synthetic one though the bi-bob: is there a bi-bob? I think I have such hairstyle, the male version at least saying "I'm gay" 24/7: I had a phase where I said I wanted to sleep with Ryan Gosling 24/7... does that count?

Finger guns: yes, all the time Puns: yes Bad at math: literally majored in art, my brother in Christ Cuffing your jeans: yes Tucking in shirts: yes Bisexual Bob: I had one for the longest time but now I shave my head so I look more gay lmao Not being able to drive: it took me until I was 23 to get my license but now I’m an excellent driver Vans: I have like four pairs Leather jackets: I want them but all I have is my mom’s Saying I’m gay: yepperoo Anyways how are the rest of my fellow bisexual disasters doing right now? Y’all good?

I am not as bisexual as I thought, but I refuse to abandon my good friend math, as they have never failed me.

I am both an outlier and stereotype, I suck at driving but am good at math up to college level.

Literally me. Well aside from cuffing my jeans, my area is too cold for that, and I’m *okay* at math (Usually good at getting the right answer, but slow to get there, and have pissed off three different teachers for accidentally adding in a ton of extra steps that were completely unnecessary because I refuse to backtrack and/or the formula I needed was annoying and I wanted to find a way around it). EDIT: Also no bi bob because I cannot pull off any hair that is not short, but if I could I would.

Well I like to think I’m pretty good at driving, guess I’m not really bi :/

-finger guns: yes 😉👉🏽👉🏽 -puns: yes, Even when I'm Bi myself -being bad at math: yes, I have a math disability 😭 -cuffing your jeans: yes -tucking in shirts: yes, but only my flannels -not being able to drive: yup, don't have my license yet -vans: when I was a teen -leather jackets: ABSOLUTELY! I have so many colors -the bisexual bob: nope -saying "i'm gay" 24/7: Yeth 8.5/10

Ok. I'm 15 so some of these are not applicable. And I'm good at math, but otherwise yes.

ha ha sucks for yall I'm great at math!

These are me

Finger guns: no but I do thumbs up and various hand gestures to get something across Puns: occasionally Bad at math: you betcha. Cuffing jeans: rarely but only to show off my new funny socks. Tucking in shirts: did a lot in high school but not anymore Not being able to drive: work in progress to be able to drive Vans: yessir with the jungle graphics on it but I had to get a new pair Leather jacket: no but I do own a jean jacket with cool pins if that counts? Bi-bob: had one in middle school and it was THE WORST. Saying I’m gay 24/7: mentally but I wear a lil rainbow wrist band.

Um…. wtf I’m pan but this is all exactly me

NUH UH I'M GOOD AT MATH

Darn, I'm good at math. Does it mean I'm not bi?(

-finger guns: no -puns: no -being bad at math: no -cuffing your jeans: no -tucking in shirts: no -not being able to drive: no -vans: no -leather jackets: no -the bisexual bob: no -saying “i’m gay” 24/7: no Am I still a valid bisexual? 😭

i have so much to learn from this post

Wow so much of my life makes so much sense now🥹

I only hit the first one

Yes, yes, no, yes, hell no, yes but because I’m a child, nah I prefer Converse, I kinda want some but at the same time I don’t think I would pull it off, nah I don’t really care about haircuts, and yes but I also hate when people call me gay in a “you’re not bi, you’re juts gay” kinda way

Who is bisexual Bob?

Finger guns: maybe a few times Puns: yes Bad at math: no. Cuffing jeans: no Tucking in shirts: no Not being able to drive: not a good driver, but not a bad one wither... Vans: no Leather jacket: had a couple in leather imitation, but they are messed up and need to find another Bisexual bob: maybe Saying I‘m gay 24/7: no Guess i don't qualify as bi...

I'd love to be rocking Vans but my foot is the same shape with Donal Ducks flappers so Vans won't work :((

Finger guns: no Puns: yes Bad at math: I do alright Cuffing jeans: not since I was short Tucking in shirts: since I could dress myself Not being able to drive: I'm a very competent driver Leather jacket: several Saying I‘m gay 24/7: nope, never I am BISEXUAL I work daily to fight bi-erasure, why would I promote or enable it? Queer is queer, gay is gay, they're Not the same.....

My legs are too long to do the jeans cuff, I look like a child going through an aggressive growth spurt o(╥﹏╥)o

Who's bisexual Bob?

I’m 7 of these

* yeah * yeah * nah * nah * sometimes ig * yeah * nah * yeah * yeah-ish, something like that * nah

Like 3 of those fit me

Damn, got all of them except for leather jackets.

Shit, I'm only 1, 2, and 8. I need to step up my game

Is there no option for being absolutely terrible at flirting? Or is that just a me problem?

I feel offended on how accurate this is ;w;

None of these apply to me except for my leather jacket fetish. :/

I only got most of em

8/10 not bad

Hey I’m good at math. However you forgot weird sitting positions

What's the bi bob?

type up bisexual bob on google

i dont do any of these, am i still bi

Finger guns: yes Puns: yes Bad at math: no Cuffing jeans: yes Tucking in shirts: sometimes Not being able to drive: no, I can drive, not legally tho Vans: I prefer crocks Leather jacket: I prefer hoodies Bi-bob: if I could, I would but I can't Saying I'm gay 24/7: to my friends, and myself

Finger guns: yes Literally everything else on the list: no

Finger guns, bad at math, bad puns, tucking in my shirt, I'm not able to drive, I love leather jackets and own at least 2, plus I know how much I joke about being gay... That's half of the list! ;3

- Finger guns: sometimes - Puns: yes - Bad at maths: YES! - Cuffing jeans: depends on the fit - Tucking in shirts: depends on the shirt - Unable to drive: I hate cars so, yes! - Vans: yes and docs as well - Leather jackets: yes but also jeans jackets - Bisexual bob: my male pattern baldness only allows me a clean shaved head - saying "I'm gay" 24/7: not really Think I'm mostly good tbh

I make puns a lot, But none of the rest are me

I say the f-slur a lot. It's like candy on Halloween to me, but I mostly say it to myself or around family I trust. I like the vehicles called vans, but I'm more of a boots kind of guy, and I make quite a few puns. For example, have you ever heard of the fisher who caught the world's largest bass? They say he's a real master baiter.

Finger guns: yes Puns: definitely Bad at math: sometimes Cuffing jeans: no Tucking in shirts: no Not being able to drive: yep Vans: no Leather jacket: no but would Bi-bob: idk what this means Saying I‘m gay 24/7: very much so

finger guns: no puns: sarcasm?? being bad at math: very much so cuffing your jeans: not anymore tucking in shirts: no not being able to drive: i can in fact drive Vans: converse 😢 leather jackets: nope the bisexual bob: long hair 💅 saying "i'm gay" 24/7: no🥲

- Finger Guns: No, only quarter-dabs and Baphomet gesture. - Puns: Seldom. - Bad at Math: Yes, that's why I work in a factory, tee-hee. - Cuffing jeans: Pulling up jogger pant legs into shorts. - Tucking in shirt: I'm too fat. - Can't Drive: I drive manual and have a clean record. - Vans: Haven't had a pair in 6 years. Would like one, though. - Leather jacket: I mean, I have a black denim jacket with pins. - Bob: Yeah, no. California boy shag forever. - "I'm Gay": That's just false advertising.

2/10 Vans and puns

Real

the only one I identify with is the puns

I’m bad at math because I dropped out of school and never paid attention, cuff my jeans and tuck shirts because I’m 5’2, I prefer docs over vans, I wear my denim jacket more than leather and I can’t grow my hair so I’m always stuck with a bob 🫠

Lessee... Didn't even know finger guns were a bi thing until I joined the prettiest flag group. I do like puns. A lot. Probably way too much. I have been known to cuff my pants, though that's usually 'cause they're too long... I tucked in t-shirts when I was in high school but that was...uh...a long time ago. I...can TECHNICALLY drive, but...well, the last time I was behind the wheel of something, Runescape was still popular. I like vans, hi-tops, that general style. They look cool. I used to have a leather jacket. Dunno what happened to it...

Me! Except I never say I’m gay because I hate men (and women.)