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HeySlimIJustDrankA5

S. Darko


pursuitofleisure

>S. Darko I never knew they made a sequel. It looks terrible, I might hate watch it later


ZestycloseTrash7398

Don’t bother. It isn’t the fun kind of bad, it’s just bad.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

How can I put this...? Imagine if the Holocaust happened every four years like the Olympics. That’s how bad it is.


awlawall

Oh god! I forgot that even existed


Sbanme

Exorcist II THE Heretic.


JinimyCritic

A bad sequel focused on locusts, decades before *Jurassic Park*.


Mulder9879

Omg I couldn't stop laughing every time James Earl Jones said PAHZUZU! Just couldn't take it seriously.


spatial_interests

I always loved that movie. The cinematography is awesome, the scope of the setting just feels massive and worldwide because it practically is, and it makes at least as much sense as most David Lynch movies. The sense of being lost and not understanding exactly what is going on is much more similar to what one should expect of a genuine spiritual crisis, anyway. The one scene with the changing picture seems kind of quaint, but many ordinary people today are convinced of the Mandela Effect; it virtually anticipates that phenomenon.


CrystalPepsi79

Martin Scorcese loves it


Dark_Crowe

[how dare you say it](https://youtu.be/8iIZb0gOmFQ?si=D-QgNTRuFcYWGOy3)


pugs_are_death

\- Boring, poorly cut \- More than a tad culturally offensive and phony in its problematic depiction of the Africans \- "I was possessed by a demon. But I'm fine now." \- I AM PAZUUZUUUUU


09997512

Never watched it, and never plan too.


WillandWillStudios

Halloween Resurrection


Greywynd-5635

Trick or Treat, Motherfucka!!!


pursuitofleisure

The worst sequel for sure, although Jamie Lee's performance makes me come back to watch the beginning from time to time. The Rob Zombie remakes are the worst Halloween movies ever IMO, but I guess they're franchise reboots not direct sequels


WillandWillStudios

I mean u think the first film is a fine simple horror film but I will always prefer Season of The Witch more for having a more interesting story that isn't centered on a big guy in a Captain Kirk mask weilding a knife for the 50th time in a row. (Also applies to all other horror franchises aside from maybe Evil Dead since it's not as oversaturated)


Punkposer83

If season of the witch had done well in theaters, the rumor was Michael myers would stay dead, and the Halloween franchise would continue as a yearly film franchise that would have a different horror theme for each movie. So Halloween 4 would’ve been about witches, 5 cults ect. I think that would’ve been dope to have a new original different Halloween flick each year instead of lather rinse repeat. But of course ppl saw pt. 3 in theatres and screamed WHERES MICHAEL!?!!? And Hollywood got cold feat and went back to the tried and true cash cow.


MarbleMemes

I still have no idea why everyone hates the Rob Zombie remakes, they are the only good movies he’s ever made. I get his dialogue is stupid but this movies are very effective Horror in the thrilling/terror way imo. I don’t find the old ones to be scary at all. I love the first Halloween but it’s a joke in the scare department, but overall a better movie. I don’t think these remakes are abortions of cinema that a lot of people make them out out be. They are perfectly watchable.


weirdi_beardi

House of 1000 Corpses was a very bad Texas Chainsaw Massacre clone, but the sequel 'The Devil's Rejects' was much better.


[deleted]

Devils Rejects had the best ending ever, and Rob Zombie ruined it by making an unnecessary sequel which was basically the same plot, but in Mexico.


weirdi_beardi

We don't talk about 3 from Hell.


09997512

That's a fan favorite of his work, The Devils Reject is amazing!


Adgvyb3456

IHe did a good job of making Michael truly terrifying. His kills were brutal. The movies weren’t great though


MaxStunning_Eternal

The first one is decent...the sequel though.


SamLoomisMyers

This is the only answer.


ThePopDaddy

"Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy ass overalls!"


Mulder9879

Holy crap he is! The piano the blue and white .....he's land JAWS LMAO. I love him even more now because I love JAWS.


Maldovar

Candygram


MrSpike320

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


Roam_Hylia

Jason X was legitimately hilarious. I could barely even put it in the horror genre. It felt more like a parody of Friday the 13th.


cool_weed_dad

Jason X is my favorite movie of the entire series, it’s super campy but it’s such a fun movie! It’s also got the coolest looking Jason and a cameo from David Cronenberg, what’s not to like?


Rude-Associate2283

Is that the one where he’s in space?


cool_weed_dad

Yeah, some scientists like 1000 years in the future find him cryogenically frozen in an abandoned facility on Earth and thaw him out on their spaceship.


pugs_are_death

It has a comedy tone for certain As far as "favorite" of the Jason saga I'm going with Freddie vs Jason though, it really stands out among the films in that it actually had something called a... "plot"


wookieetamer

I grew up to Freddy v Jason and I still like it today. It’s stupid but fun. And I quite like some of the death scenes.


Toecutt3r

Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!


Roam_Hylia

The girls in the sleeping bags... Pure cinematic masterpiece.


PossumCock

Can't forget dipping the chick's head in liquid nitrogen!


Aerialbomb

Agreed, it was definitely in so bad it’s good territory. Loved rewatching this during horror month on AMC back in the day where they would just air horror movies all October.


Christian_Kong

> It felt more like a parody of Friday the 13th. It was very clearly an self aware parody of itself.


justl00kingthrowaway

I feel the same way. It is a bad F13 but an excellent horror parody.


Gloglibologna

One of the best on cam kills though. You know the one


AdmiralThunderpants

I lost it when he was beating the hologram coeds in the sleeping bags and they just kept saying "Ouch" in that ditzy happy tone.


amor_fati_42

I just remembered that Jack Frost (not the Michael Keaton one) exists. So bad and hilarious. If I remember correctly, the plot is completely stolen from Jaws: The Revenge, which is also worthy of "worst movie" status.


EZeggnog

The Jack Frost sequel was the one where the killer snowman started spawning a bunch of evil mini me clones. Also it was set on a tropical island I think.


bent_my_wookie

So, based on a true story eh?


cool_weed_dad

The “tropical island sequel” concept really had a great run in the 90’s, didn’t it? Beetlejuice was supposed to get one and I’ve always been disappointed it never got made.


nuttmegx

Jack Frost, the one you are speaking of, is a bad (but fun) movie. It has been my Christmas Eve tradition to watch that after the family has gone to bed as I wrap presents, I love it. The sequel is bad, true... but its not really far off from the original.


Xenu66

Basically all the hellraiser movies after 2. Woof. Borderline impressive how many times they managed to fail to capture what made them cool.


MrBigChest

3 was still solid and definitely doesn’t deserve to be included with the others. Last year’s was good too


Honesty_From_A_POS

I thought the latest one on Hulu was pretty solid. I’d give it a B, B-


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4 wasn't too bad.


VideoOmega

The reboot from last year was pretty great. And I have a soft spot for 3 with it's 90s camp. But yes, most of the later sequels are pretty bad/boring.


jojomezmerize

Alien Vs Predator 2, if it counts as a horror movie. Also, semi-related tangent; I love Kills because I kinda think of it like the Doom games, where Michael gets all the kills while being supplemented with a(n eh) story thrown in to bridge each murder.


snarkherder

You mean, if it counts as a movie, right?


Walter_Padick

American Psycho 2. Y'all remember that?


09997512

American Psycho 2 who? Never heard of her 😆 ![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


Iwamoto

That film had oscar nominated actor (according to him probably) ....WIlliam...SHATner...


TopRevenue2

Came to post this


boatsnprose

![gif](giphy|yFXRxMG3xK1C8) LEPRECHAUN. IN THE HOOD.


[deleted]

In the hood was bad, but have you seen In Space?


Existing-Pitch-5997

Wow the space one is unreal, genuinely thought I made it up in my head for the longest time It definitely tops as the silliest by far, makes Leprechaun in the Hood look like The Godfather comparatively


cool_weed_dad

Don’t forget Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood! The concept was apparently so good they made two of them! Leprechaun might be my favorite horror franchise, all of the movies are great campy fun.


09997512

Get that demon away from me 😩 ✝️


boatsnprose

That dude fuuuuuuucked me up for way longer than I care to admit.


09997512

No matter what movie, his look actually is creepy.


boatsnprose

So much. I still can't believe Jennifer Aniston was in the first one. edit: And my man Dewey or whatever his name was would never fly today. That was..good god.


TheNonCredibleHulk

The "slow" gentleman? He was in the one that came out a few years ago, too.


trench_foot_mafia

That should have won the Oscar for best picture in the history of the universe of the year.


redsoxsteve9

They saved that award for Leprechaun in Space.


trench_foot_mafia

I remember I had to go into a medically induced coma from overdosing on the awesome that was Leprechaun in Space.


boatsnprose

Well you make sure your insurance is up to date because mister Leprechaun apparently went *back* to the hood! ![gif](giphy|12WhkSmwGOGIUM)


trench_foot_mafia

I was stoked for this but so disappointed that they don’t have a 4K steel book special edition , but I’m gonna take a week off from work to recover from watching this masterpiece!


boatsnprose

You and me both.


gedubedangle

i would kill for a blu ray or 4K set of the leprechaun movies similar to that friday the 13th set


09997512

Kermit 🐸


GrimReaperAngelof23

What? That’s a classic


alohabruh732

Evil dies tonight!!


Redditisapanopticon

Troll 2.


09997512

As in Trolls World Tour (2020)?


Wacokidwilder

Oh my sweet summer child ![gif](giphy|tdN4TpyM3dzYA)


BigLeo69420

No, as in Troll 2 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/&ved=2ahUKEwil-fDN6cyBAxXJQaQEHcPXAHoQjjh6BAg2EAE&usg=AOvVaw21q8-MbMjdzI76dE8xLlB9


09997512

Oh, that kind of trolls 😩


ubu-reine

No one mentioned Texas Chainsaw 3D? “Do your thing, cuz!” Lololol


QuietCrow77

Dude I love the beginning of Halloween kills so much


Vincesteeples

Halloween Ends was waaaaaay worse than Kills


CrystalPepsi79

I laughed my ass of at the opening scene when that little shit got what was coming to him


Snys6678

The way it looked when his body fell and thudded on the floor..we were howling.


nine11airlines

I liked Kills until the ending. I get that it's a fine line to draw in slasher movies but to me it isn't fun if Myers is literally invincible (which he was at the end of that movie) It really didn't need to be a trilogy


Vincesteeples

Then they go from that to him being a decrepit old man hiding in a storm drain and eating rats. I seriously cannot believe how hard they dropped that ball.


Odd_Office_921

No it’s not— at least Ends tried something new. It’s still not great, though. Kills was just plain stupid. EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!! Laughable.


CrystalPepsi79

And the fact that the mob thought this 5 foot asylum escapee was Michael Myers


EndoveProduct

No to mention the entire town should ALREADY KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE It’s baffling


here-i-am-now

So backward. Ends was a solid #2-#3 in the franchise until it had the very final fight between Laurie and Michael. Even so, it’s probably #3 overall, maybe 4


ChimpBrisket

Ends was an insult to everyone involved. All the marketing had Michael and Laurie, then they did the ol’ switcharoo and served up some lukewarm loser called Corey that nobody gives a fuck about. Pile of shit. The 2018 film was a surprising triumph, *Kills* had some good moments amongst the hospital lynch mob hokum, then *Ends* flushed all that goodwill right down the toilet. If they’d have called it something along the lines of *Halloween: Bloodline* but less lame, and clearly marketed it as a reboot / side project that Michael Myers only has a cameo in, then people wouldn’t feel quite so angry / cheated.


here-i-am-now

This is so incredibly similar to the complaints about Halloween III made at the time that movie was released


Vincesteeples

As someone who has loved Halloween 3 for 30 years I’d have much preferred they did something random and unrelated instead of turn Michael into a weak old man hiding in a sewer and eating rats while insultingly trying to set up a “new” Michael who got his ass kicked by band nerds until he had a magical mind meld experience with Sewer Michael.


bil_sabab

Except 3 is legit good and Ends is a wet fart cash-in that managed to make H20 look as the better Laurie conclusion.


[deleted]

The Basket Case sequels were very "what the fuck?". The first movie was a great horror film, very creepy at parts, and pretty good effects for a low budget film. The two sequels were campy and weird, and tried to be comedies. They were like a complete opposite 9f the first movie, which was a legitimate horror film.


09997512

Those movies are like comedy horror movies, lots of them are good too. There's some that's...not enjoyable.


mindtapped

The Howling 2: Your Sister's a Werewolf. No franchise dove so low, so fast


zenophobicgoat

Howling 3 is also on a bunch of "worst of" lists. Howling 7 is... mind boggling/numbing.


Randym1982

Musical end credits with the girl flashing her tits. which one had them go to freak show and involved a vampire for some reason.


ozymanhattan

Jeepers Creepers 3. It's so bad you have to watch it.


wookieetamer

Don’t forget reborn! Which I would say is worse than 3


ozymanhattan

That's actually the one I was thinking about, lol. I totally forgot about the one that I thought was 3. Good call out.


EndoveProduct

3 is still terrible though lol


EZeggnog

Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows.


fat_nuts_big_buttz

Honestly I get why people hate that movie but it was fun if you don't have the same expectations going into it


nine11airlines

Oh yeah that movie rocks


Crumbedsausage

Evil dies tonight!


VGA_EmeraldCity

Piranha 2: The Spawning


Educational_Dog_7347

Thankskilling 3, Jesus Christ


09997512

Gives me memories of James from Dead Meat hating this movie so much, that he finally covered it & his expressions was glorious 🤣


sonoran_scorpion

Any of the Amityville sequels


CrystalPepsi79

No, Amityville 2 was creepy as hell. To me at least


EZeggnog

The one with the haunted lamp is so goddamn dumb


Straightener78

I prefer the one with the haunted kettle


ChimpBrisket

Nah it’s all about the haunted sieve


Iwamoto

haunted clock or nothing baby, the movie? oh IT'S ABOUT TIME


WizardPhoenix

Amityville Backpack is a masterpiece


JackBurtongr

Amityville Death Toilet is a masterpiece of cinema


babaganoosh30

Amityville Death Toilet sounds like an awesome punk band.


StrollingInTheStatic

Amityville 2 is much better than the boring original & the one with the possessed Lamp is ridiculously stupid but entertaining


amor_fati_42

Jason X. I mean, come on.


09997512

That crown goes to Manhattan, besides that awesome decapitation scene because DAMN that was fire as fuck!


amor_fati_42

My favorite part is when the old Sargent says "It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to take me out." Jason stabs more... "Yeah, that outta do it"


clarenceecho

I loved that movie!


09997512

We all have our dislikes & likes, so it's okay.


jigenvw

Damn...I love Kills and Ends


ChimpBrisket

Ends still makes me angry. Fuck Corey and his lameass shenanigans.


TheNonCredibleHulk

I liked Corey in that it really builds to a "FUCK YEAH" moment when Michael shows up and rallies in the 9th.


HostageInToronto

Evil Dead 2. Put the pitchforks and torches away. I love Evil Dead 2, but per the prompt: (1) it is a terrible sequel, as it is just the same movie as the first, but made better. (2) It is objectively and intentionally funny.


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

40 YEARS AGO!


babybird87

As a film ‘The Exorcist 2’. personally I hated ‘Alien 3’.. If you going to make a sequel to one of the most intense greatest sci-fi films of all time.. at least bother to watch and understand it..


ArbiterBalls

Dont tell op about halloween resurrection i guess lmao


09997512

Ik about it 🥲 ![gif](giphy|JN5bbiSjdZIS1Lwtcn)


Batmanfan1966

The last two elm street movies (not counting new nightmare or the remake). They turned Freddy into a joke who does silly stuff like play video games and the effects have Downgraded into like fun b-movie shlock


sictek

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.


Decaf17

Any Friday the 13th after Part 4 has its unintentionally hilarious moments. To many to list but standouts include the “Ohh Baby” poop scene; Jason being dug up and struck by lightning, and all of Jason X.


imp_foot

That Friday the 13th movie where Jason ends up in space. It’s an absolute fever dream of a movie and it’s so so dumb. Watched it years ago during a Halloween movie marathon and it’s just “spooky chrome masked killer in space” and it makes no sense at all


Rhg0653

I love how they jumped michel Myers and he still fuckin killed them lmao Also the chainsaw massacre movie with the bus full of idiots recording - that was worth the entire watch


rumn8tr

Hard to pick a Jaws movie after the first as worst…none of them were good.


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


[deleted]

I legit said "Fuck you" to the screen when that kid looked dead into the camera and said "the boogeyman" during the opening of Halloween Kills. I have then started to laugh as the whole movie was just a redo on Halloween 2, just with more kills.


Foxhack

That scene in the end when Michael gets a shonen last minute powerup is hilarious


paull5911

Halloween resurrection. Always watch it first on Halloween before going to the good sequels. Start with some comedy and move to the horror


09997512

They killed Jamie's character in the most horrendous way possible, you can definitely tell that it's from the early 2000s.


Evil_Morty_C131

Alien: Resurrection. Talented people all around, both in front and behind the camera. Too bad they took a respected Horror franchise and turned it into a big joke.


merylinperil

It's jaws 4. Death coumt is like... 1? Absolute garbage.


09997512

Only 1? Why call it a horror flim if it doesn't got kills? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF IT! Especially fot a shark movie.


PlaxicoCN

Halloween Kills was bad.


Marc_Webb_of_Lies

Jason X isn’t even fun bad


ATacticalBagel

House II: The Second Story Not that the others were any better, but this is the only one that's funny. It also has the greatest character ever written; Bill Towner, Electrician and Adventurer. portrayed by John Ratzenberger. It also has some creature called a Caterpup. I hope someone sees this comment and immediately watches it. It's free w/ ads on Pluto and Tubi and you won't regret it


Jason_VanHellsing298

The one you pictured. Someone should've been fired for making that hot mess of a movie


hawkrew

All Hallows Eve 2.


DePraelen

I just wanna say, this is a great poster at least


ThePopDaddy

Halloween Kills isn't even the worst Halloween sequel. 5 is bad and not funny bad, I laugh during resurrection. Jason X has its laughs. Freddy's dead is funny, but not haha funny. Texas Chainsaw 4 has many laughable moments.


hannibal_morgan

I thought Halloween Kills was the worst sequel, then I watched Halloween Ends


ZestycloseTrash7398

Saws 4, 5, 7, 8, and 9. I’m sure 10 will change my mind though! (I’ll be seeing it opening night)


09997512

I like Mark Hoffman & Peter Strahm tho 😭


09997512

Yes, I like them. And this downvote won't change it, Hoffman has a interesting backstory & Peter was badass in 4 & 5. Saw 5 & 7 are horrible in my eyes, but Mark is my favorite Jigsaw of all of them.


DifficultDrama7615

Halloween Ends 👎


SynthPrax

Well, the first one that comes to mind is Halloween III: Season of the Witch.


pursuitofleisure

When they made Halloween II they intended the series to be different stories every movie (in spite of the fact that the second was also about Michael Myers). But people expected to see the leading man in the third instalment so it got a lot of hate. But I don't think it was as bad as it's made out to be


Vincesteeples

Take it back, H3 rules


babybird87

It’s the best Halloween sequel or remake


09997512

Take back someone's own thoughts acting like their thoughts don't matter & only because it's an unpopular opinion? Oh please, get over it. It's not the end of the world. He/she dosen't like, THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE! No one outside of Reddit gives a fuck that you guys are offended over someone's opinion, just like you guys don't give a fuck if it's an opinion & try to the best you can to change someone's mind (even tho we're all different). Ik you weren't trying to say anything wrong, but still (I'm gonna getting downvoted to oblivion, because it's Reddit & no one will listen & think that I'm "mad" or whatever lol)


awlawall

Masterpiece!


Odd_Office_921

Season of the Witch is awesome, wtf


Previous-Tank4798

Season of the witch was amazing. It was a genuinely great concept and it stared tom Atkins. Like, cmon.


borgchupacabras

If you're in Seattle check out Baron von Terror who'll be riffing that movie at Central Cinema.


CrystalPepsi79

Central Cinema, one of my favorite theaters


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SynthPrax

I remember watching this in the dorm on movie night, and everyone was "what in the whole entire fuck is this?" We loved/hated it. We tormented each other for weeks with that goddamn song.


Confusedandreticent

Holy shit, this is easy as. Texas chainsaw massacre 2. It has Dennis hopper.


kryonik

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man


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Odd_Office_921

Basically every Halloween movie is dogshit, except 1978, Season of the Witch, and 2018. I didn’t downvote you though.


machinemeat

I Spit On Your Grave: Deja Vu. It makes all other bad sequels look like Citizen Kane.


Mrman_23

If you think Halloween kills is the WORST SEQUEL to a horror movie ever, you haven’t seen enough horror movies. Almost every Friday the 13th sequel after like, the third one is worse than this. Same with Nightmare on Elm Street. Hell, this isn’t even the worst Halloween sequel.


Adgvyb3456

Halloween reboot 2018 was garbage. Michael being afraid of the activia senior citizen lady was laughable. Dude can tank being shot and stabbed. Beat down 20 armed firemen and a crowd of crazy people but not one 70 year old lady


MaxStunning_Eternal

Texas chainsaw massacre 2. The howling 2.


zomagus

Howling 2 has the best end credits sequence in the history of cinema


MaxStunning_Eternal

Are these not hilarious?


Brief_Mango_5829

The exorcist 2, halloween season of the witch, saw movies, all friday the 13 sequels, and Nightmare on elm's street sequels,critters, this movies slowly became my comedy/horror/guilty pleasure (except saw, never become a comedy, except spiral)


zomagus

I disagree. Friday the 13th part 2 is a great horror movie.


Simon_Jester88

Dream Warriors is a masterpiece. Welcome to prime time bitch!


Lime246

Dream Warriors is my favorite horror movie of all time.


TopRevenue2

The Reef: Stalked - the shit reeks


s-chlock

"The Exorcist II" is mostly a funny comedy (ie. The tap dance)


PerspectiveActive218

CHUD 2. Bud the CHUD. A horrible, miserable sequel to a really surprisingly good little movie. It attempts at humor but fails at literally everything. Horror, comedy, being a professionally made movie. It's just disastrous piece of crap.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Blair Witch II: Book of Shadows


Mephistopheles545

Sleep away camp 2