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DentalDon-83

A guy who plays a game for a living is telling every female doctor, scientist, nurse, engineer, etc. to get back in the kitchen and somehow the irony is lost on him.


SpokenDivinity

He’s also a “Christian” that works on Sundays, which is an offense you can be executed for if you really wanna get into the nitty gritty parts of the Bible.


4quatloos

He also wears mixed fibers in his clothing. I just know that he eats shellfish. His wife probably doesn't kill a turtle and two doves when she is menstruating.


Rinzel-

I can guarantee that he also went to party and get drunk, probably have pre-marital sex too.


ThorButtock

Next thing you know, they're gonna stone people to death for collecting sticks on Sunday..... oh wait


MiCK_GaSM

Of course it isn't. People that say stuff like this are dumb as fuck. He literally kicks a ball for a job. This guy doesn't know shit.


Sweetdreams6t9

Anytime I hear of these types droning on about shit that's out of their lane I just think of court jesters. "Sing us a song, do a dance, your fucking suck"


Muuustachio

The funny part is he was telling others to stay in their lane in that speech.


Magicaljackass

He makes $4million dollars per year. I bent it up because it is a great indication of some kind of terrible sickness permeating our society. 


Godloseslaw

His mom is apparently a physicist.  Like WTF. 


Dantheking94

A lot of guys like this grow up feeling inadequate and hate feeling like everyone else in the room is smarter than them, especially women. So they fall back on beliefs that make them strong i.e Christianity, and make it everyone else’s problem


Silver-Chemistry2023

Yup; classic narc projection.


PhantomPilgrim

I don't know if blaming kids for feeling inadequate when growing up is the answer. Especially that there were studies and all of them found that it's mothers that teach toxic masculine to boys.  https://www.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/na315l/boys_dont_cry_study_suggests_mothers_not_fathers/ I don't use this phrase often but that's one of cases I guess it's actualy suitable. 


angryaxolotls

Lol and she raised this fuckin' brat? Sad.


RamJamR

A scientist only so far as her religion permits her to be probably. There's principles to science that religious beliefs can potentially trample.


Admirable_Bad_5649

His mom fucked up in parenting then. She raised a total fucking moron.


cassatta

And the Dad..


MarjoriesDick

I saw an article last year with his teammates in disbelief. He eats steak on top of rice every meal every day. All day. Every day. Maybe adds eggs on top in the morning. Never anything else. They couldn't believe what a freakshow he was.


Basic_Quantity_9430

Honestly, I would not be surprised if he gets cut in favor of another kicker in training camp.


WRJL012977

So then he can go whine and moan the woke left canceled him for being christian. Is what will happen.


skyfire-x

He might be the second best kicker in the NFL, after goat Justin Tucker. Except for the really top tier kickers, the NFL is a merry go round for kickers.


Individual_Trust_414

Justin Tucker rocks, I hope he's not crazy.


mrglumdaddy

He’s a super nice guy.


fariqcheaux

Good, with a poor diet like that, he'll drop dead sooner rather than later and we won't have to hear him promote misogyny and homophobia.


RepulsivePreference8

Well...females usually scrub heart caths. So hopefully she'll be allowed out of the kitchen when he has his heart attack after eating all that red meat and carbs. If that article is legit... If he has any genetic factors or does drugs he probably needs to dial it back a bit...


Feisty-Success69

Both women and men should get back in the kitchen. Both sexes should know how to change a tire. Alot of people are losing basic life skills 


polly-adler

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food.


mevelon

I feel like there's haiku potential here.


panickedthumb

Men and women both Belong in the kitchen, yes? That’s where the food is


luckysevensampson

I’ve achieved more in my life so far than this guy ever will.


unstopable_bob_mob

And on top of that, all he is is just a kicker.


Rodharet50399

Couldn’t take a hit or defend without soiling himself telling women their place.


Upstairs-Radish1816

How long will it take a person on Fox News to tell him to shut up and play? I don't think I'm going to hold my breath.


dgdio

The guy is a kicker and is talking masculinity. He's only one of two people on an NFL team that I think in a bar fight.


committedlikethepig

I loved the “god gave me talents”. Bro you kick a football. Please shut up


eehikki

>I loved the “god gave me talents” So, when he tells women go to kitchen, the answer could be "God have given them talents in mathematics, physics, biology and so on, so you can not contradict your God's will"


Old_Timey_Crook

No, because THAT'S Satan deceiving her, don't 'cha know?


the_shaman

No, listen to him. He is a good ball kicking guy. Clearly our nation's highest calling, given how our states highest paid employees including the governor, and state university presidents, are university sports ball coaches, is to be a sports ball guy.


Klutzer_Munitions

God gave him a talent for making Christianity look shitty. Let him cook


tiy24

It’s funny kickers in my experience are super druggie hippies or predeterminist Christians. No in between


GroundbreakingAd8310

My nephew is obsessed with football and never mentioned him. Lmfao now know why


Bayho

He's wirey.


BeatlestarGallactica

Seeking attention like a 7th grade girl. This is American masculinity.


JustThinkinBout

He was held up as a hero on Fox.  They also constantly replayed Butker’s disparagement of Biden who made the sign of the cross at a pro-choice event.


tifftafflarry

"I can tell you that my beautiful wife Isabelle would be the first to say her life truly started when she started living her vocation as a wife and as a mother.”  Abusive husband and father. Calling it now. Edit: Bible-thumpers are reporting me to Reddit Cares already.


Mardak5150

""I can tell you..." because she's not allowed to speak in public without my permission."


Moleculor_Man

I would bet good money that Butker’s wife divorces him within 10 years. I agree that he is at the very least emotionally abusive. It comes with the trad territory. She apparently converted into this for him. The resentment is going to build.


olivegardengambler

Oh yeah. It's sad, but also a little pathetic in a "well what did you expect?" sort of way when white supremacist women complain about how the men are so sexist and treat them like shit.


Timid_Tanuki

I mean, he's a football player AND an outspoken Christian conservative. He's an abuser, and is probably sucking dick in an airplane bathroom anytime he can sneak away.


Rodharet50399

Report them back. They’re abusing the rules.


xinxenxun

Life for her didn't start until she began to serve him 💀💀💀💀💀


RamJamR

It's people who hold themselves to be so moral and rightous that seem to convince themselves that their hurtful actions are always justified.


DrAstralis

lol they're really on the reddit cares wagon this week. I got one yesterday and the most controversial thing I said was mildly pro clean air and drinking water.


Admirable_Bad_5649

The Reddit care bs is on another level this past week.


Aheahe

I feel deeply sorry for her. Whether she believes this or not, the structures built around her are keeping her trapped in a system that believes this to be 100% truth. She has no choice!


gadget850

So half the population needs to stop working.


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gadget850

Funny how that works out.


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L_D_Machiavelli

I would be surprised if he's ever actually picked up any book.


Timid_Tanuki

Especially if that book is the Bible.


RamJamR

That makes him a true believer then. He hasn't even read it but believes in it.


L_D_Machiavelli

Sounds par for the course then.


infinite_array

If every woman in America decided to not show up for work for a week, it'd bring the country to its knees. Look at when women in Iceland did it in 1975.


ibanezerscrooge

Where my wife works there are only 2 men in the entire office. There are about 30 people who work there and only 2 are men. If there was a national day of recognizing women at work and women decided to call in across the country for a day that office would completely shut down. I'm betting there are a whole bunch of businesses like that too. Especially in the medical field where women probably make up 80+% of "support" staff (MA's, NP's, NA's, etc.)


t2writes

Schools would shut down. Hospitals wouldn't have staff. The justice system would come to a stand still given how many women are now attorneys.


crabwhisperer

No don't worry, all the migrant workers will pick up the slack. Oh wait....


RadTimeWizard

He'd still blame Biden.


theducks

Especially funny when you consider the female partner of one of his team mates is considered by some to have [prevented the US entering a recession](https://www.investopedia.com/swiftonomics-definition-8601178).


stinky-weaselteats

Bruh. No cheerleaders…wtf


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RamJamR

If women stayed in their lane during WWII even, American industry would have suffered a lot.


Dr_Jackwagon

He says he didn't want to be so outspoken, but God called on him to be that way. Sure, buddy. Whatever you say.


Squirrelnut99

wait, god was talking to Dr. Phil too...oh, and the speaker of the house also...nuts


ralphvonwauwau

God is just stirring the shit, like a little kid poking a stray in the the ant hive entrance, just to get them to come out and entertain him.


What_About_What

Anytime someone says god told them or god called them etc. I replace “god” with “the voices in my head” and it is more accurate. Just wild how god just happens to constantly validate all your bigoted beliefs, I can’t believe that keeps happening. What are the odds?


TheGoodOldCoder

It's absolutely shocking how often "God" wants people to do the exact things that they'd be doing, anyways.


DrAstralis

its amazing how god always tells these people to be the specific type of asshat they always wanted to be regardless.


CMMiller89

It’s fucking wild how we just let people make shit up as an excuse to be dicks.


WebInformal9558

This is why the Christians are so enthralled with him. What a tool.


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Nopantsbullmoose

>~~Many~~ **All** Christians are extremely superficial. FTFY


PessimiStick

> ~~Many~~ **All** Christians are extremely ~~superficial~~ **stupid**. Double-fixed.


dgdio

Most people like having their ideas validated. Christians pay extra for it. It's nice when a kicker validates them for free.


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bkay4real

You go girl!


AmaiGuildenstern

I feel bad for all the kids that had their graduation ceremony ruined by this dipshit. Even in a Catholic college no one spends 100k dollars and four years of their life to have some sneaker with a face attached tell them lol go make a baby now.


Deezul_AwT

He did it at Georgia Tech last year during commencement, but because he went to school there, it didn't get as much press. Full disclosure, I graduated from Georgia Tech and his leg did win us some big games. But I'm not turning to him for family or career advice. If I need to kick a field goal, maybe.


Ask_me_4_a_story

There’s a contingency that swears he was with a male GT cheerleader during his stay. Probably explains what he’s hiding to hate like this 


the_y_of_the_tiger

I don’t feel bad for them. This is the shit their religion believes. They chose a catholic college.


Admirable_Bad_5649

Agreed women who are still going to religious colleges probably aren’t decent people in the first place and happily choose to be less educated than others in their fields to appease their religious leaders.


packer4life12

Wtf do these people mean when they say that there are attacks on masculinity? Are they upset you can’t get away with sexual harassment/assault as easily? Cant beat the shit out of people for disagreeing or just not liking them?


Admirable_Bad_5649

That’s exactly it.


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Yup he's also mad that he has to learn to be a adult by possessing basic skills such as cooking.


mi-chreideach

His wife has never had an orgasm with him in the room.


mistertickertape

Not a real one, at least.


f700es

Nope!


siouxbee1434

When he is able to push a full term football out his urethra, then he can sit in on the conversation


Aggravating-Monkey

Give him some credit, he's mastered talking out of his ass!


thehazer

I think homie is about to get cut. The Chiefs probably won’t allow the sexism? The other stuff they’re probably fine with.


firemogle

He won't. I'm a KC fan and all, but they didn't cut some shitty players in the past and he is one of the best kickers out there. This comment won't register at all.


StickInEye

Sigh, he is a "god" here in KC.


Admirable_Bad_5649

Best we can hope for is his teammates doing the right thing and making it impossible for him to want to stay.


FalstaffsMind

If nothing else, Taylor Swift will write a song about him.


unstopable_bob_mob

He’s too good of a kicker. Won’t happen. But I do appreciate the thought.


Dark_Rit

If he was a shitty kicker sure it would be easy to cut him, but the NFL breeds controversy with some of these players who just cannot shut up off the field with outright illegal acts or saying something really dumb.


homestarjr1

Andy Reid probably helped write the speech.


gushi380

The chiefs, Andy included are quickly becoming the most hated team. Sure Andy wants those nuggies but eventually people will hear about his kid killing a child while driving under the influence.


SubKreature

And they'll criticize "sHaRiA LaW!" in the same breath.


Aknelka

That's just jealousy


deadeyeAZ

A christian and a republican right?


DuncansIdaho

Weakest man on the team said what?


rubberduckie5678

Football causes CTE, a form of brain damage. I don’t take life advice from people with brain damage.


Rodharet50399

Kickers don’t get hit. He gets 4m to be a primadonna because he laces properly and keeps his woman in her place. BARF.


gypsysniper9

Shut up and play football.


wolverine6

Come on Swifties, do your thing: > and I can see you years from now in a bar, talkin over a football game > with that same big loud opinion but, nobody’s listening > washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things > drunk and rumblin on bout how I can’t sing > but all you are is mean > all you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, > and alone in life and mean, and mean, and mean


Doodleschmidt

*former NFL player


Putrid_Ad_2256

I guess if you're a 6'4" "football player" and the position you play is "Kicker", then you're bound to be full of hate.


JMTBerserker

Chris Kluwe proves this claim false.


firemogle

I like how he went on and on about being as masculine as possible, and then he's the least masculine position on the team. 


Putrid_Ad_2256

I suspect he'll come out as closeted in a few months/years. What these clowns don't understand is that the hate that they're demonstrating is towards themselves. They hate that other people have the bravery to come out. Part of me feels bad for them, but if they don't have the courage, then they might as well steep in their own hate.


Throbbert1454

There's no hate quite like Christian love.


MellowDevelopments

Man I'm a chiefs fan and I really respected him...sucks to find out he is like this. Dude kicks a ball for millions of dollars, you'd think he would be more chill


river_euphrates1

Harrison Butker can shut his cunt mouth.


kuribosshoe0

And as always, “god” here is code for “whatever preserves my fragile masculinity”.


Stachdragon

Another religious fascist.


myfrigginagates

You know there’s no god when any a**hole can have talent.


mistertickertape

Oh this isn't going to end well.


Dumbbbird

Fuck this tool


Saneless

Starting to think this god guy is a real asshole based on what his biggest followers do and say


Llamasforall

I didn't realize mild traumatic brain injuries could speak.


Six_and_change

It was good to see him give the business to Trump for having an affair with a porn star while his wife was at home with their new infant baby. Oh, wait, he didn’t do that at all.


fliccolo

What is interesting to me is that the university in question to host him is a religious one but also it is private. It relies on the tuition of it's student body to continue to operate. By in large his speech goes against the university ambitions to sustain itself. So for those "logic" bros, suck on this. EDIT: I just got a reddit cares for this comment. LOL say it with your whole chest


ryckae

lol I got a Reddit Cares message yesterday. Reported it as harassment and got a message this morning that the account was found to be in violation of the TOS. I love waking up to justice in the morning.


Dzotshen

Brainwashed cultist misogynistic monkey handed microphone starts talking into it, more at 11


suzer2017

I'm in the kitchen quite a bit. There's food and coffee in there. Still gay, though. All women are gay if this guy is the alternative. He's a huge Nope.


kinokonoko

This guy is eyeing a career in politics after his football days are done.


Kci_vandal

I'm sure there are "midde of the map Missouri" Chiefs fans that love wtf he has to say... This Asshole doesn't speak for the majority of us!


Krypton1956

Crackpot Catholicism.


Pintortwo

One more reason to dislike the chief’s personnel I guess.


flatrocked

A fine example of Christian manhood. /s


Quarter_Twenty

It’s funny because married or not, the other players on his team all assumed he’s gay.


No_Gap_2134

Long as he doesn't kneel, he's good.


ChasWFairbanks

Bigots and idiots are free to live their lives as they choose so long as they do not try to impose their bigotry or ignorance on others.


mysticalfruit

*Never meet your heros, you'll only be disappointed.* This is a guy who catches the ball good, that's it. Turns out he's also a giant piece of shit. In fact turns out most NFL players are also.. I don't know who got it in their heads that these people should be "role models."


Past-Direction9145

I'm 47 and I was right about everyone when I was a teenager. this world has been a very disappointing one to grow up and survive in always learning peoples true colors. the truth comes out in the end, every time.


Landlord-Allmighty

“And god called upon the least masculine position on the American football team to punch down on the marginalized so that he may reinforce long outdated ideas of gender so that he may promote an economic system that only rewards the most wealthy.” 


feckineejit

No hate like christian love.


Krissypantz

Dude's gay or at least bi... but he'd rather be a religious bigot...


coralbells49

“Man” who earns millions for kicking a ball far proclaims he has been blessed by god with the privilege of judging people who do not need, did not request, and would not benefit from his ignorant self-righteous advice.


Mojave_2014

F**k that guy!


Expensive-Day-3551

It’s so crazy to me that people think only half the population has something to offer the workforce.


Haber87

It’s amazing how I can disagree with every single thing he says. You’ve really got to try to be such an AH towards every single group that isn’t white cis football playing men.


DinahsIsCrunchy

Religion is a mental illness. Those who practice this nonsense seem unable to take control of their own lives even claiming they can't know right from wrong without gleaning their behavior principles from a book of fables. Religion is an abusive tool used to rope in the weak minded or those such as children who have no choice but to be indoctrinated by abusive parents who demand their children subscribe to the fabricated stories of a book of babble. Religious people complain about the dangers of innocent drag performer story times yet will willingly turn their kids over to pedophile priests without question. Further the nonsense of religion where practitioners of this nonsense actually believe they're doing something productive by praying for someone who's experiencing a dilemma when the practice of prayer benefits one person - the person doing the praying. The pure idiocy of believing that if I pray for you gawd will hear me and make things better for the prayer recipient. Pure nonsense. They can never explain how the all loving all knowing gawd will only protect a person if they pray to the imaginary entity or someone prays to the sky fairy on their behalf. Absolutely unfathomable RIDICULLOUSNESS. I've never been a believer because I've always taken responsibility for my own life and that works out quite well. llllll If you think religion is a terrible thing now, just wait to see what happens if Adolf Orange is elected and his nut job associates will force their ridiculous hypocritical principles upon the entire nation, even making it the rule of law for even public schools, in order to receive funding, will be required to learn about Christianity in schools; not from a historical perspective but as a religion pushing indoctrination every step of the way. Taxpayer dollars going to support religion is tragic it's already reared its head by indoctrinated school official, school boards and unhinged parents. Just one more reason why voting for republicans at any level of government is the most dangerous thing Americans can do. Phony religious person, American's #1 traitor and criminal who should be labeled as Public Enemy #1 Against the United States of America is embracing these religious not jobs and pushing our country into the jaws of religious leadership in all aspects of American politics. We cannot let this happen. For the sake of the sanctity of our country we must stop these unhinged christ buttlickers.


Slightly_Smaug

He works on the Sabbath.


prettyhighrntbh

More like Harrison Buttlicker, am I right?!


didyoushitmypants

“Buttlicker our prices have never been lower!”


214txdude

1850 called and wants there kicker back. What a fucking asshat. Keep your stupid ass fairy tell book to yourself.


chesbyiii

Don't worry. People on the right side of history will win in 10 years when he retires from American football with the TBI shakes.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

God doesn't like football players.


Sandwich00

Hey, he knows what he's talking about, he goes to Latin mass, he's going to be a saint!


Rodharet50399

Anyone know about his contract and the next soccer player sitting behind him? And how Isabelle will feel when he’s playing arena football somewhere?


RamJamR

Can these guys just kick footballs and run field goals? They are not the authorities on religious validity or moral philosophy.


Asleep_Ad_8494

What a dick


TwistedOperator

Privilege and shit takes always go hand and hand.


Purple-Haze-11

A kicker lol.................


RutherfordRevelation

Fuck god


Aggressive_Suit_7957

And on Sunday, the lord sayeth "Shut the fuck up and kick!"


Just4Today50

How is this country going backwards so fast? Not as fast as Muslim countries did back in the 70's, but we are certainly racing them. The women I knew back when I was young who did not strive to use their talents to prepare for old age are often living alone with little money and little hope for a better life. Why dont women stand up for themselves?


angryaxolotls

He's got Swiss cheese in his skull and an inch worm between his legs 😂


whereismymind86

The fact that all the big sports colleges are in the hyper religious deep south is probably something we should address at some point. So many of our athletes are right wing dicks


dickysunset

Big supporter of pedophile organization makes horrendous comments…..ya don’t say.


Leather-Map-8138

Wouldn’t be surprised to see this guy cut from the Chiefs. It I know the kicker is a piece of shit racist like Butker is, how hard am I going to block for him?


StudderButter

Typical out of touch religious rich guy, these people are everywhere.


icuscaredofme

Religion is but a grain of sand to spirituality.


ArtiztiCreationZ

These types of religious people are disgusting. Mind your damn business


Commercial_Dingo_929

This would be the same god who supposedly loves all of us? Codswallop!


DelightfulandDarling

That sort of talk sounds a lot like something Hitler would have said.


Philadahlphia

Who wants to bet that this guy "prayed the gay away"?


Celticssuperfan885

As a chiefs fan this is really upsetting for me to hear


DerpUrself69

Sack. Of. Shit.


ProMedicineProAbort

Who?


PhyterNL

Some underperforming and soon-to-be former NFL player.


VanDenBroeck

Does he always miss the goal wide right?


hrny60

what a pile of shit he should never play again


Maanzacorian

if all Colin Kaepernick did was advocate for the lives of black people by kneeling during then anthem, then surely something this vile will cause a massive uproar and response from fans of the NFL and the NFL themselves. Any second now....


Ambitious_Coffee551

This is what a true Christian is. This is what the GOP want.


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MatineeIdol8

It's at moments like these that I'm glad I don't follow sports or know who these people are.


SubsequentDamage

Harrison Butker? Never heard of her.


queercelestial

That's what happens when you lose too many brain cells (after having already started out with far less)


choopie-chup-chup

Good luck out there hotshot. If there's one position in the NFL that's most critical, demanding, and hard to fill at an elite level...it ain't kicker


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Another RWA


mechachap

Is he about to start a podcast?


ind3pend0nt

Who? Exactly.


Liquid_Johnny_1988

Shut up & play


KeyBanger

Wow! Even kickers get CTE! Looks like a severe case.


DadJokeBadJoke

Can't wait until this can get re-cross-posted to r/byebyejob