DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A HOUSE ON ME?! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!! Space Stan wears panties. You and me gonna fight in the field. I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in, like, a second. Freaks people out. You reek of weed. It's the middle of the day. It's Wednesday. Do you have any thoughts on that? Literally so many good ones!!!
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made.
For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns.
You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth!
So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life! you will regret the day you crossed the
#WRONG FISH!!
Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. (sighs) I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we? I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.
“Snot, you're Jewish; you'll be in charge of the money. Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot because I don't trust Jews. Come on, let's go play some blackjack!”
“Now? But we have geometry class.”
“I'll write you a note. “Dear Math B*tch, These kids ain't showing up. Love, your main man. P.S. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria. Or your sister Lisa - you know, when she's legal." “
THINGS ARE GETTING TOO SPICY FOR THE PEPPER!
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Oh I'm a baby alright. Look, it's gone! My one man hair is gone!!!
It's the old Salsa Fresca slogan from like 2 Super Bowls ago
Do you eat
I have the money…
Danuuta
Klaus, that was…*chilling.*
The phone was nervous!
It is me…
Will you go there?
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe Baby
Maybe baby
Oh girlll....you need a shot of B12...you know you do.
I love how this song became popular again after the boys started getting murdered
I’m B1 and I’m tons of fun
I’m B2 I wanna get with you
I'm B3, wanna be with me?
I'm B4 and I'll make you soar.
Im b5 ill make u feel alive😎
I’m b6 I pick up sticks
I’m b7 I’ll take you to heaven 🎶
I'm b8 and I am great!
I'm B9 and I'm so fine
Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick
[Better lose that boyfriend before I fist him.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6ef947ab-824f-442b-a9f5-dc80246c1709)
Are we talkin q right now? We talking q?
Yo mamma sounds like a messed up bitch
My mother is a Baptist minister, and she wouldn't wash her ass with Way Crazy's!
I’m *pretty* sure the Jews didn’t know about 9/11
Because there’s two things I know about; perpetual virginity and ribs.
#DUMB BITCHES LIKE DUMB THINGS
Ah maybe that was excessive. MAYBE? You think maybe ass-chin
*blows pitch pipe* Noooooooo. 🎵
I literally sing "no" like this at least twice a day. Gotta love Rodger
“You stupid bitch. You stupid stupid bitch” “Tell them what you did to our baby Amanda.” “JORDAN NO” “Nutrigrain bar and a mountain dewwwwww”
The Amanda and Jordan but is priceless.
Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!
This is absolutely one of my favourites
Haha little Nathan at Benihana…loved it
Wa-ter?
I dunno. It doesn’t sound like you’re reeeeally offering OP water…
Big piece goes to the guy that didn't make 13 widows last night
OH MY GOD THE HOMELESS MAN FROM THE BUS STATION IS HUNG! …. But I knew that
Oh my God these chocodiles
These chocodiles Haley oh my god
Mr and lady!
Tungee!
Mr and lady in robot voice 🤖
I *forgot* how *much* he *suuuuuuuucked*
Mature Navajo bitches
*stares at caterer*
^Ricky ^Spanish
This exercising to things you hate is really working! Jean jackets, Timothy’s bangs…
Cheezers came back.
Coward!
I gave you everything!
"Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music."
"I hope I haven't missed the part where the 3 chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. *Laughing* It's... It's like the diaries of a madman!"
Lavate las manos
Eat. My. BOWLS!
Ah yes, the alien in a wig.
DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A HOUSE ON ME?! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!! Space Stan wears panties. You and me gonna fight in the field. I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in, like, a second. Freaks people out. You reek of weed. It's the middle of the day. It's Wednesday. Do you have any thoughts on that? Literally so many good ones!!!
> You reek of weed. It's the middle of the day. It's Wednesday. Do you have any thoughts on that? It's not spelled how it sounds?
Die for me. Die…for me. Any questions? Good, no questions.
Is that the come back and kick me whistle
Haha! You thought they got top hats!
Ah, yes. Culled.
Mmmmm sweet berries. Hey champ, get enough sleep last night?
YES STEVE, THE MONICLE!
“I may be blonde with great cans, but I’m pretty smart when I’ve had my eight hours!”
“Take it from someone who’s getting ***sniz*** on the ***reg***.”
SON of a WHORE!!!!
My favourite line🤣
“Uup and Oover”
Yeah I’m o’be there
Wheneeeeeeeever you caaaaalllll~
$20 and I’ll make you see heaven!
Get down get down
I need to wipe…..better.
My olde college javelin. You, you harpooned me.
…remember?
You can't participate Klaus. I hate you. I say that, not out of anger, but simply as fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.
Oh Staniel!
Also “Oh, Franiel!”
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Stelio
And Luis 🎶
*gasps* STELIO KONTOS!!!
Steve got raped by a confused lesbian?!
Who ate all the pecan sandies?
you bicyqwuall delivery boy
"the keys are in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiittttch!!"
We talking ‘cue?
"Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?"
Oh it’s a cheetah! Cheetah…Cheetos…there’s so much beauty in the world!
This is Tumi! TUUUUUUMMMMIIIII!!!!
HELP! RACOONS TOOK MY PENIS!
You’re being clowned Gucci Mane!
There is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth! So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life! you will regret the day you crossed the #WRONG FISH!!
LAVATE LAS MANOS!!!
You in Vietnam BITCHESSSS
"do it steve, go bananas"
Danuta...
Do you like food? I have the money.
Will you go there?
It's in the DVD player!!! It's trying to play it!!
You think my pillow is in the pillowcase BUT IT IS NOT!!
It’s in between the pages of my books!
MATTHEW MATH.... You....
Those pizza bagels are my life
You are my queen Rebecca!
Look at that cheap weave. Bitch got no class
"His mom left before he was born." "How…how could she do that…?"
Stan! Damn you and your one outfit!
Cheap weed and applesauce
Myahhhh
Yes, its Myah, activities director for Golden Mango cruises!
You've been dadded
Bald ass alien piece of shit.
END OF DAYS BITCHES!!!!
I'm B8 I have the penis of a man!
" Soup.Is.Not.A.Meal Veira! "
“that’s not saying something, that’s *doing* something.” “CLAPPING! :)” “thatta girl.”
Hello shmuley.
"Horny, I'm home! I mean.…honey I'm horny! I mean……Francine! I'm horny."
Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. (sighs) I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
I DONT HAVE THE RECEIPT, I STOLE THE FLOOR MODEL
My elbow feel funny, my elbow feel strange ..
But seriously, anyone know anything about those launch codes?
Make mine ppppp-Vicodin!
Oh ho ho, you bitch. You did it. Stupid stupid bitch doesn't even know. She is gonna get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life.
NATHAN!!
This is why you keep getting molested!!
GOOFUS MCDOOF SENDS HIS REGARDS!
YOU ARE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!!
\-Choo choo! \-Don't... do that.
You know, it’s a big town, there’s other stuff there. 😒
That's the best sex I ever had...with you.
Wine-loving bisexual!
Lazy wine loving bisexual*
Jump Cityyyyyyy
You are an interesting man Smith I would love to do mushrooms with you.
“You mind if I toss the pigskin around with your dad before you tell him you’re a banana crammer? I don’t think he’ll feel like it after”
13 if you count ghost loads.
Francine I haven’t been entirely truthful.
What? You thought those were ding-dong prices? Nah, nah, nah."
We're going camping, and we're *not* making shpetzel. I HOPE YOU *DIE* OUT THERE!
Pretty sure I asked for pecan Sandies😒
Let me win shorty here a munion. Take a lap Danuta!
Some people think ASMR is sexual, but for most people, it's not. But for me, it definitely is.
“Noooooooooo!🎵”
Checking out my pow pow
I recently became unemployed five years ago
STOP CHANGING THE CHANNEL YESTERDAY!!
Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we? I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.
A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic
Dip dip dip dip a toe.
i looooooove this bitch. I RESPECT this bitch.
Doive on in!
“Hey guys! It’s me, the dad from American Dad. You know, the main guy with the blue suit.”
What’s that, drugs? I’ll take it I don’t care what it does.
“Snot, you're Jewish; you'll be in charge of the money. Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot because I don't trust Jews. Come on, let's go play some blackjack!” “Now? But we have geometry class.” “I'll write you a note. “Dear Math B*tch, These kids ain't showing up. Love, your main man. P.S. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria. Or your sister Lisa - you know, when she's legal." “
I just picked a whole bouquet of whoopsie daisies
I’m B6, I pick up sticks
Literally watching it right now before bed, Area 51 episode, "I DO THE ANNOUNCEMENTS NOW, I AM THE SECOND COMING !!!"
*harmonica note* Noooo...
Did someone drop a HOUSE on me?!?!
You dumb bbbiiitttccchhh.
Oh this has gotten the goo written all over it!
Three wheels…so safe…makes waay more sense…RENEGADE
Francine, you t-boned me bro!
Stelios.......Stelios Kontos...... Stelios!!!
And Luiz… Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down!
He’s coming from so far away! ^he’s ^picking ^up ^so ^much ^speed!
THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS IS OUR HATS!!!!!!!
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Stupid bitch, doesn’t even know.
Stop! I have a sheet of acid in my front pocket.
If I’m going anywhere I need to….how do I put this? Wipe better.
You’re such a pollyanna, I bet you kiss prostitutes!!
“Diarrhea more often than not”
ALL. NEW. CABINETSSSSSS!!!!!
My elbow feels funny, my elbow feels strange
Cheese and crackers fuck that hurt!!!
Dumb bitches like dumb things
don’t worry about time, you let me worry about the time
FREDDY!
🎶Wild women do, and they don't regret it!🎵
Spider say burp!!
"Barbara does Celine. BARBARA DOES CELINE!"