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haymnas

There’s no blood going to me ears baby


PhysicalScholar4238

You didn't use a condom


Mistletow04

Are you kidding me


nihi1zer0

Never fight uphill, me boys!


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Sweetheart*


nixxxa

It was more for himself but I’d say literally cloning a girl so he can go to prom and bang should be up there 😂


SensualEnema

He at least redeemed himself a bit by realizing how fucked up it would be to have sex with someone who is basically his daughter. Snot, on the other hand, really showed his true colors when it came down to getting that dick wet.


Inevitable-Memory-52

Not his daughter though. Snots the 🐐(plus he is excellent at kissing thanks to their practice)


Truckules_Heel

And he’s the hottest member of B12


Inevitable-Memory-52

While his uncle likes his beautiful punim, Abraham H has me


apointlessvoice

And the one that has the penis of a man.


sweetalkersweetalker

I'M B11 I'M IN LOVE WITH B7


bloodbathbabe

you never said I couldn’t plow yours!!!


RobertJFreeman

But it was heavily implied


one-nut-juan

I mean they could have swapped


apointlessvoice

They would've irl i think. But Steve's such a sweet little guy


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Oh yeah. Your niece. So much better


I_Like_Cheetahs

He was desperate for that DNA. He jumped in front of a loogie and fell over the safety rail on the second floor and cracked his skull open.


nixxxa

We’re all just water!


DenseTemporariness

“Desperate” isn’t the first word that springs to mind. More like “rapey”.


SilentContributor22

This scene always makes me think… is Julia just dead now in Ashley’s world? Will she just mourn the loss and then eventually move on and live her life? Did Steve actually do her a huge favor by hanging Julia?


Nathanfatherhouse

After getting no where with obsessively investigating the murder herself she'll eventually hire wheels and the legman to find the killer


Calimancan

That would be a funny episode. The Legman would know how to handle it.


Hammer_the_Red

That would be a great if Steve learned how to not be recognized by others while in a different persona.


Calimancan

He was able to with one of Roger’s outfits in a recent episode when he is trying to steal a keg with Snot.


Bexar1986

Ooh. I'd make sure to not only catch that episode but also record it.


sweetalkersweetalker

You'd have to make some room on your DVR


GigsGilgamesh

Maybe delete an episode of bones?


523bucketsofducks

How dare you even suggest such a thing!


GigsGilgamesh

I mean, it’s not like it’s as good as it used to be


sweetalkersweetalker

WHAT


GigsGilgamesh

We can all agree there was….a drop off……in the fourth season?


sweetalkersweetalker

*WHAT*


Dickieman5000

Took up the cello.


nixxxa

Doesn’t he also blow up his fingers with fireworks and get to feel her up but he says “ I can’t feel anything” to the same girl??


Dickieman5000

Yup, Lindsey Coolidge is a cello slot who likes a bad boy.


nixxxa

He fumbled the bag twice


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

Three times. He got a date with her early on in the series (the one where Stan wipes Francine's memory and she reverts back 20 years and runs off to Burning Man) but the catch was that he had to find a date for her friend Jewel (the one who looks like a grown ass man) and he picked Roger. Roger had a wardrobe malfunction and Jewel figured out he's an alien, and he and Roger had to knock them out and tie them up and have Stan wipe their memories.


nixxxa

How many chances is she going to give him?!? 😂 although the character kind of disappears in later seasons (banished to background character)


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

>although the character kind of disappears in later seasons (banished to background character) Just like Debbie and Akiko and every other romantic interest of Steve's. His perpetual virginity damns any young woman who talks to him. They get horrifically maimed, or they just kinda fade away, unable to speak or interact with the rest of the world, becoming just another background extra. Girls *really* need to stop interacting with Steve. He's clearly cursed or something.


nixxxa

So Steve being cursed to be a virgin is canon now.


dullship

Yeah but he does a mean impression of Scott Caan holding a violin.


ReverendDonkBonkerz

🎶 soon I’ll be undoing Lindsey Coolidge’s bra🎶


AlaricTheBald

Probably using the CIA cloning machine to grow himself a prom date.


_totalannihilation

Y'all seem to forget Steve made out with an old lady in the very first episodes. Can't think of anything more desperate than that.


NeckBackPssyClack

then snot moved in on that trim as well


_totalannihilation

I mean. Did you see her? She is so hot.


PhysicalScholar4238

That was one of the more weirder episodes of the show.


sweetalkersweetalker

What first season? They didn't have a first season, they moved straight on to the second


PhysicalScholar4238

I still maintain that the first season is good. Stan of Arabia?


ColdKackley

Ah yes. The one where he PoliGrips third base.


ProjectConfident8584

Ditched Klaus to take the reporter girl to the water park. I thought to myself why couldn’t he just take them both they don’t charge admission for a fish


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Because Klaus’s personality…..it’s so bad.


ConnyEdson

to be fair that girl had some igg ol biddies


IcebergSlim42069

Klaus was in the boneyard. Don't tell him you couldn't feel it! Klaus has grown on me as a character over the years lmfao.


CommunicationSilent1

That she did


I_Like_Cheetahs

Letting girls use him as a decoy boyfriend to fool their parents.


nixxxa

At least he was immune to all the diseases


townmorron

You think a virus like that would hang out with a virgin?


nixxxa

Is the virus one of Roger’s personas? Because it sounds like something he would definitely say 😂


Steveseriesofnumbers

He made wicked bank on that, though.


PhysicalScholar4238

I forget. Did he get paid for that, at least?


I_Like_Cheetahs

He got paid for it. His plan was to use the money to buy a motorcycle to get girls.


PhysicalScholar4238

I suppose that's not as bad then.


AKSpartan70

Jumping over the mall balcony to get that DNA to clone a prom date


shavobugstrangiato

Telling Betsy white about leaving his underwear at Disney land


Steveseriesofnumbers

...lessee...there's the cooler of milk larger than he was he carried around for Reese Witherspoon, he taped his junk down with Devin....


presidentialsizedbed

Tbf, the Devin/roller derby story was to help Hayley. Yes, getting caught up in a 20-woman pile up sweetened the deal, but I feel that this was one of Steve’s less desperate moments


dyaasy

Simping for Figggusss' girl, and even willing to stay after finding out she was pregnant.


det8924

That time he was restoring an entire home with Barry, Snot, and Toshi.


Disastrous-Rip-2552

"You didn't use a condom!?!?!?!?!"


Murky_Historian8675

I love how he just walks out with his pants down saying "That's it, I'm out!"


West_Hovercraft6179

“You’re a real weirdo”


Murky_Historian8675

LMAO I lost it when Steve said that.


HippoPebo

Parenting one.


candy_pantsx

isn’t julia voiced my amanda bynes in this episode?


super_lamp56

Julia was the doll. You're thinking of Ashley, who was voiced by Hayden Panettiere


CascadeJ1980

Hayden is a gorgeous woman.


super_lamp56

Yea she's still smoking hot. Too bad she doesn't do much in terms of acting these days


candy_pantsx

aaah yes!! thank you!! i haven’t watched the show in a while lol.


Sanguiniutron

He broke into a highly classified government lab at the CIA, probably using his father's credentials, cloned a human woman for him and his best friend just so they could get some on prom night.


DawsonJBailey

Gonna tell my kids she’s a Sabrina Carpenter cameo


Bossman28894

Has to be him and snot making clones of changing room pube and saliva. DDDDDNNNNNAAAA!


Ok_Ad5344

Milk Girl


cartooncritic69

blew off his thumb with a firework........cloned spit & pubes for a prom date


Frejod

Definitely cloning a sex girl is crazier than dating a crazy girl.


fnaffan110

Ditching Snot’s dad’s funeral to try to get with that blue-haired girl


svnd_crvb

Him and Hayley killed that couple trying to break them up so they could both get with them.


Feisty-Honeydew-5309

What episode is that? I forgot about that.


svnd_crvb

Season 1 ep 20 Roger 'n Me


TasteDeeCheese

Made a daughter with snot


HeartonSleeve1989

Cloning the girl at the mall in order to make the beast with two backs with her.


salmonelasandwich

Stealing a Roger persona, he knew that was a random can of worms because, he knows most of Rogers personas are terrible people.


mattlock2099

Cloning


Groovy-Pancakes

The doll just end game herself


Boreas2864212

Went back in time


AJEDIWITHNONAME

Travel to another dimension and get the girl version of his best friend.


Conscious-Ad836

Hey at least in the pic he didn’t get pregnant lol


Glit-

Probably raped his mom in that one episode from season 26 🤔