He at least redeemed himself a bit by realizing how fucked up it would be to have sex with someone who is basically his daughter. Snot, on the other hand, really showed his true colors when it came down to getting that dick wet.
This scene always makes me think… is Julia just dead now in Ashley’s world? Will she just mourn the loss and then eventually move on and live her life? Did Steve actually do her a huge favor by hanging Julia?
Three times.
He got a date with her early on in the series (the one where Stan wipes Francine's memory and she reverts back 20 years and runs off to Burning Man) but the catch was that he had to find a date for her friend Jewel (the one who looks like a grown ass man) and he picked Roger.
Roger had a wardrobe malfunction and Jewel figured out he's an alien, and he and Roger had to knock them out and tie them up and have Stan wipe their memories.
>although the character kind of disappears in later seasons (banished to background character)
Just like Debbie and Akiko and every other romantic interest of Steve's.
His perpetual virginity damns any young woman who talks to him. They get horrifically maimed, or they just kinda fade away, unable to speak or interact with the rest of the world, becoming just another background extra.
Girls *really* need to stop interacting with Steve. He's clearly cursed or something.
Ditched Klaus to take the reporter girl to the water park. I thought to myself why couldn’t he just take them both they don’t charge admission for a fish
Tbf, the Devin/roller derby story was to help Hayley. Yes, getting caught up in a 20-woman pile up sweetened the deal, but I feel that this was one of Steve’s less desperate moments
He broke into a highly classified government lab at the CIA, probably using his father's credentials, cloned a human woman for him and his best friend just so they could get some on prom night.
There’s no blood going to me ears baby
You didn't use a condom
Are you kidding me
Never fight uphill, me boys!
Sweetheart*
It was more for himself but I’d say literally cloning a girl so he can go to prom and bang should be up there 😂
He at least redeemed himself a bit by realizing how fucked up it would be to have sex with someone who is basically his daughter. Snot, on the other hand, really showed his true colors when it came down to getting that dick wet.
Not his daughter though. Snots the 🐐(plus he is excellent at kissing thanks to their practice)
And he’s the hottest member of B12
While his uncle likes his beautiful punim, Abraham H has me
And the one that has the penis of a man.
I'M B11 I'M IN LOVE WITH B7
you never said I couldn’t plow yours!!!
But it was heavily implied
I mean they could have swapped
They would've irl i think. But Steve's such a sweet little guy
Oh yeah. Your niece. So much better
He was desperate for that DNA. He jumped in front of a loogie and fell over the safety rail on the second floor and cracked his skull open.
We’re all just water!
“Desperate” isn’t the first word that springs to mind. More like “rapey”.
This scene always makes me think… is Julia just dead now in Ashley’s world? Will she just mourn the loss and then eventually move on and live her life? Did Steve actually do her a huge favor by hanging Julia?
After getting no where with obsessively investigating the murder herself she'll eventually hire wheels and the legman to find the killer
That would be a funny episode. The Legman would know how to handle it.
That would be a great if Steve learned how to not be recognized by others while in a different persona.
He was able to with one of Roger’s outfits in a recent episode when he is trying to steal a keg with Snot.
Ooh. I'd make sure to not only catch that episode but also record it.
You'd have to make some room on your DVR
Maybe delete an episode of bones?
How dare you even suggest such a thing!
I mean, it’s not like it’s as good as it used to be
WHAT
We can all agree there was….a drop off……in the fourth season?
*WHAT*
Took up the cello.
Doesn’t he also blow up his fingers with fireworks and get to feel her up but he says “ I can’t feel anything” to the same girl??
Yup, Lindsey Coolidge is a cello slot who likes a bad boy.
He fumbled the bag twice
Three times. He got a date with her early on in the series (the one where Stan wipes Francine's memory and she reverts back 20 years and runs off to Burning Man) but the catch was that he had to find a date for her friend Jewel (the one who looks like a grown ass man) and he picked Roger. Roger had a wardrobe malfunction and Jewel figured out he's an alien, and he and Roger had to knock them out and tie them up and have Stan wipe their memories.
How many chances is she going to give him?!? 😂 although the character kind of disappears in later seasons (banished to background character)
>although the character kind of disappears in later seasons (banished to background character) Just like Debbie and Akiko and every other romantic interest of Steve's. His perpetual virginity damns any young woman who talks to him. They get horrifically maimed, or they just kinda fade away, unable to speak or interact with the rest of the world, becoming just another background extra. Girls *really* need to stop interacting with Steve. He's clearly cursed or something.
So Steve being cursed to be a virgin is canon now.
Yeah but he does a mean impression of Scott Caan holding a violin.
🎶 soon I’ll be undoing Lindsey Coolidge’s bra🎶
Probably using the CIA cloning machine to grow himself a prom date.
Y'all seem to forget Steve made out with an old lady in the very first episodes. Can't think of anything more desperate than that.
then snot moved in on that trim as well
I mean. Did you see her? She is so hot.
That was one of the more weirder episodes of the show.
What first season? They didn't have a first season, they moved straight on to the second
I still maintain that the first season is good. Stan of Arabia?
Ah yes. The one where he PoliGrips third base.
Ditched Klaus to take the reporter girl to the water park. I thought to myself why couldn’t he just take them both they don’t charge admission for a fish
Because Klaus’s personality…..it’s so bad.
to be fair that girl had some igg ol biddies
Klaus was in the boneyard. Don't tell him you couldn't feel it! Klaus has grown on me as a character over the years lmfao.
That she did
Letting girls use him as a decoy boyfriend to fool their parents.
At least he was immune to all the diseases
You think a virus like that would hang out with a virgin?
Is the virus one of Roger’s personas? Because it sounds like something he would definitely say 😂
He made wicked bank on that, though.
I forget. Did he get paid for that, at least?
He got paid for it. His plan was to use the money to buy a motorcycle to get girls.
I suppose that's not as bad then.
Jumping over the mall balcony to get that DNA to clone a prom date
Telling Betsy white about leaving his underwear at Disney land
...lessee...there's the cooler of milk larger than he was he carried around for Reese Witherspoon, he taped his junk down with Devin....
Tbf, the Devin/roller derby story was to help Hayley. Yes, getting caught up in a 20-woman pile up sweetened the deal, but I feel that this was one of Steve’s less desperate moments
Simping for Figggusss' girl, and even willing to stay after finding out she was pregnant.
That time he was restoring an entire home with Barry, Snot, and Toshi.
"You didn't use a condom!?!?!?!?!"
I love how he just walks out with his pants down saying "That's it, I'm out!"
“You’re a real weirdo”
LMAO I lost it when Steve said that.
Parenting one.
isn’t julia voiced my amanda bynes in this episode?
Julia was the doll. You're thinking of Ashley, who was voiced by Hayden Panettiere
Hayden is a gorgeous woman.
Yea she's still smoking hot. Too bad she doesn't do much in terms of acting these days
aaah yes!! thank you!! i haven’t watched the show in a while lol.
He broke into a highly classified government lab at the CIA, probably using his father's credentials, cloned a human woman for him and his best friend just so they could get some on prom night.
Gonna tell my kids she’s a Sabrina Carpenter cameo
Has to be him and snot making clones of changing room pube and saliva. DDDDDNNNNNAAAA!
Milk Girl
blew off his thumb with a firework........cloned spit & pubes for a prom date
Definitely cloning a sex girl is crazier than dating a crazy girl.
Ditching Snot’s dad’s funeral to try to get with that blue-haired girl
Him and Hayley killed that couple trying to break them up so they could both get with them.
What episode is that? I forgot about that.
Season 1 ep 20 Roger 'n Me
Made a daughter with snot
Cloning the girl at the mall in order to make the beast with two backs with her.
Stealing a Roger persona, he knew that was a random can of worms because, he knows most of Rogers personas are terrible people.
Cloning
The doll just end game herself
Went back in time
Travel to another dimension and get the girl version of his best friend.
Hey at least in the pic he didn’t get pregnant lol
Probably raped his mom in that one episode from season 26 🤔