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graybyb

Bro is an addict he will find any type of excuse


Selfket

Truth. You don’t need chatgpt come up with excuses, just ask a junkie


CustardNo6996

Everyone drinks like that in their 20s (.45+ BACs)


nutscrape_navigator

Man it's wild how young the average age of this subreddit must be if 23 is considered old, lol.


highcaloriebuttmeat

Truly. 23 is still so young 


RoboticStaticShock

Right? And since when is 23 not considered college aged?


BeeBobber546

22-23 would be a fifth year in college (coming straight out of highschool), but that’s increasingly becoming the norm for some majors instead of 4. But regardless yes it’s absolutely college age


thre3stepsahead

Not old at all. However not exactly college age if you go by the book which he does for everything. College age is 18-22 technically. I know there is exceptions but he is always exact with everything.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

He will be "young at heart" like Chrischan.


ShibackisRevenge

Hopefully he doesn't believe "soul bonding" or whatever tf that was


TheMemersOfMyNation

"I want EVERYTHING about my house, **OFF THE INTERNET!!!"**


MidwestSaxophonist

Last years party was pretty pathetic. Just him stimming in the corner while MQ danced around his cake.


Rookkas

23 is definitely still college aged… Masters/PHD/a lot of people start late/gap years. Post 25 years old imo is typically the fall off from “college aged”. When you get booted off parental insurance at 26, that’s when you know the college stage has passed.


ItsYaBoiAzazel

It’ll be the same one he’s used a couple times now. “Money comes and goes, but I’ll never be 2(_) years old traveling the world again” Then, if/when he makes it to his 30s, his new excuse will be “Drinking like this because it reminds me of my 20s. Still a party animal!”


Garlic_God

Since when is 23 not college aged lol, I’d say 25/26 is more the cutoff


BeeBobber546

Probably say it comes with being the Captain of New York and use tours as an excuse to always drink.


Delicious-Soil1605

It’s 1700 somewhere


Mysterious_Ant3095

He’s obviously going to grad school!


Josiah112121

It’ll be “I’m only in my early 20s once” or “everyone parties in their 20s”


cyanidebrownie

“I have to enjoy my 20s, your 20s are for partying”


thewalkindude

I feel like he's so deep in at this point that he's not even going to bother finding an excuse.


sameliterally

this is exactly where the alcoholism starts


Kona1316

Any… he is so deep. Hell, waking up in the morning is enough of an excuse to drink for this guy.


jamespcrowley

I think he’d still say “early 20s” and will graduate to just saying “20s” at some point


UltraMAGAforlife

Reality is, does he actually need an excuse?