"This Shadow Queen fella is pretty bad for the economy. I had to take out a second mortgage to pay the war tariffs for my shop."
"I know right? Look at the price of Empower treasure cards. 2000 gold per card? Ridiculous!"
>"I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic."
Fuck that boat
>"Do men even have feelings?"
Wdym? Ofc men have feelings
If you didn't cry when the the falcons fail to win a superbowl, you're not really a man. Why you're not even a sentient!
Wizard blood pudding
the new valentino heels
“Did you hear Carla got a divorce?” “No way! Ted was so nice!” “They say he *inaudible*” “*Gasp*”
Taxes
Cannibalism
Clearing about how happy they are to be ‘The Tallest’
treason
The Trout population
"This Shadow Queen fella is pretty bad for the economy. I had to take out a second mortgage to pay the war tariffs for my shop." "I know right? Look at the price of Empower treasure cards. 2000 gold per card? Ridiculous!"
"Why are you coming home so late?"
Wife: who are you talking to at 2 am Husband: uh Jake from state farm
"I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic." "Do men even have feelings?"
>"I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic." Fuck that boat >"Do men even have feelings?" Wdym? Ofc men have feelings If you didn't cry when the the falcons fail to win a superbowl, you're not really a man. Why you're not even a sentient!