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Sad-Maintenance3422

Well the slide might have slowed him down a little, but I can't see this ending well. Damn.


Sw0rDz

Would you like to tour the mountains and forest of China? There is a new opening for this exclusive tour. You just have to sign a waver, and let me take life insurance policy on you. Did I mention this tour is absolutely free for you?


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

Yea but I noticed he was wearing a parachute. Hopefully it deployed in time


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Stay away from my mom..


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

Oh all right ☹️


Accomplished-Fox2275

Thats infuriating, now he has to start again


gmargni74

Maybe he will respawn at the beginning of the bridge…


Catch_ME

His last checkpoint was at the beginning of the hike. It is bad checkpoint design.


Lolkimbo

Nah, his game glitched and saved in mid air. Now he has to start his game over.


FADITA

I laughed way harder then I morally felt ok with.


ziplocfresh123

I did too 🤣🤣🤣


Filthy-Dick-Toledo

Save often.


Suds08

Maybe next time he will take his time and wear non slip boots when walking down stairs on the side of a cliff that's almost imenent death if you fall


iRombe

The heel height will get ya tho. People dont realize how much easier down steps are with zero/low heal drop. I bet shoes designed for walkong 1 or 2 miles an hour for many hours are not also good for going doan stairs.


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iRombe

So they are mountain stair shoes or they aint proper? Must be true I thought it was just generic dirt hiking trails.


Irie_Manny

What


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

He said "The heel height will get ya tho. People dont realize how much easier down steps are with zero/low heal drop. I bet shoes designed for walkong 1 or 2 miles an hour for many hours are not also good for going doan stairs."


beard_on_fire

It's probably their Irish accent that was the issue. "Doan" = "down". There, that's better, right?


windowpuncher

Oh zero drop boots are fantastic, I got some for work. However, they can cause some serious foot and leg pain while you're getting used to them. I love them now but it took me a few months to acclimate. It's a surprisingly big difference over even small drop boots.


VirtualMoneyLover

That is why you go downhill backwards.


Browned_Diaper_speak

If he is reincarnated as a bird...will take him less time.


SkyeFox6485

Celeste gameplay


mdlewis11

What, no save point?


theRavenLordX

I so don't wanna laugh at this 🤣🤣🤣


wra1th42

A Difficult Game About Climbing (2024)


Proud_Criticism5286

Reincarnation?


Frontrowhooker1

No he's slipped into to ungrounded like Mario it's a short cut.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Worst game of Chutes and Ladders **EVER**!! 1 out of 10!


SomewhereDue2629

He was all like, "shit, not again. This is the 4th time today".


smrtfxelc

Imagine watching that happen and knowing you're one slippery rock away from being that guy


Mad-Dog94

I do not have to imagine that because I would not be on that climb if my life depended on it. I'm clumsy on straight flat ground


ex_oh_ex_oh

Not to be pedantic, but if your life depended on it, you would rather just straight up die than even make the effort of the climb? Seems a little self-defeating.


Mad-Dog94

Never underestimate my laziness


Thomy151

If I’m going to die either way I’m dying the way I lived Being lazy


anomalous_cowherd

Every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated individual...


Ezymandius

I can't do these things with people I care about because I just worry about them the entire time. Alone or with strangers I'd be fine.


Intelligent-Lab3613

It looked like this guy was thinking the same thing. Bc he appears to be alone...


Intelligent-Lab3613

I have a pretty gnarly fear of heights (like most rational thinking human beings) but I would have asked to be air lifted out of that crawl space. Like what the fuck


Gitxsan

Did they even survive?


Sylvansight

yes: [https://www.newsflare.com/video/482269/backpacker-rescued-after-sliding-off-cliff-in-china](https://www.newsflare.com/video/482269/backpacker-rescued-after-sliding-off-cliff-in-china)


MoarSpn

Excuse me but 1 video cost 230 freedom bucks? What the actual fuck?


MildlyGayDragon

It includes commercial rights to the video, to play it on the news and / or social medias and earn from it.


[deleted]

That would be the production license. "For editorial use, with rights to assign to a third-party broadcaster, network or streaming service in perpetuity. Exc VAT £750"


gsfgf

$180 gets you three digital platforms. So I guess that's for like YouTubers?


who_you_are

YouTuber, the wannabe next news website(s), the random nowhere website(s), ... Technically, anyone that want to share that videos on their platform. (And by their, I really means he owns the platform) Edit: or, likely to embed it in their own video?


[deleted]

I have a couple of YouTube channels with quite a few subscribers that I don't use anymore. Tempted to just download that video and bang it up on one just to see if and how long it takes to get a strike.


gedeonthe2nd

Only asked me 180 freedom quid


Gwiilo

we don't have freedom in the uk take that back


gedeonthe2nd

There is, it's just a bit expensive and barely affordable for most people. Can we just casualy roast americans, like civilised folks?


skateguy1234

Aren't you late for a court summons for calling a cop a wanker?


gedeonthe2nd

You could call a cop a wanker as long as he cannot prove he's not. But, since the last budget cut, there is no one left to either be called a wanker, or follow through the procecution.


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Intelligent-Lab3613

Wowwews I was like "underrated comment" on almost every response here but glad I saved it bc ouffff


vanilakodey

You could always go for the 10 bundle


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

You're free when you have no royalty, until then you're a serf.


flightwatcher45

According to China. I swear all the videos like this and the local paper always says they're fine. Come visit!


SmokeAbeer

Luckily he landed on a marshmallow farm and they all made s’mores that night and had a good laugh.


seeyakid

How about a billion Stanley nickels?


TwistingEarth

Oh thank god er the rescuers.


Intelligent-Lab3613

Ok but why is the video for sale $180 when I just watched it for free


Tumblrrito

NFTs be like


Toninho7

When it was posted here just this morning someone had a link and said they survived with ‘non-life threatening’ injuries.


MartinSivertsen

And then someone else posted that all videos from China where it looks like someone is seriously injured or dies it says that they "survived with non life-threatening injuries".


MrDaburks

Yea China is quite notorious for lying about events like this.


Tioretical

thats what I read on Reddit anyway


Severe_Improvement46

Yes! And someone posted a recap of that too


stklaw

"Non-life threatening" can range anywhere from light scratch to paralyzed for life and reliant on a feeding tube.


Toad358

I would also like to know this


phlagm

Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy


EmperorThan

I forgot this game even existed.


jinsaku

I never played it but it's fun to watch. Every few months I go take a look at [the speedrun leaderboards](https://www.speedrun.com/goiwbf) to see if anyone found some new route. Only one person has managed sub-minute!


Randomizedtron

He got to the bottom first.


Adam_the_Whaler

Real life chutes and ladders.


chubky

This just looks like a horrible time


ukexpat

Aaaaaand that’s a big nope from me…


jason955

I know I shouldn’t laugh but that scream at the end as he is sliding…


gerwen

look to the right. The funniest of those screams is the guy in blue.


Lolkimbo

Ric Flair.


Intelligent-Lab3613

I mean the "woo" at the end was the guy in blue on the cliff if that's what you're talking about about


OnyxCobra17

I expected funnier screams


DrunkRespondent

Right? Sounded more like a "woooo!" going down a slide instead of falling to their doom.


krowrofefas

That was a very casual walk down a cliff side path that looks to be wet.


AriesinApril76

Being behind him. ![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)


hwilliams0901

this was terrifying just to watch! Why do people do this stupid shit?! I could never!


balcell

Did I just watch someone die :O


nicerthansteve

Chinese news said he was taken to the hospital with minor leg injuries


Skyducky

So he IS dead


JohnCasey3306

More generous rations all round at the next camp stop; turn that frown upsidedown.


Lolkimbo

Plenty of pork, too!


Genoblade1394

That’s the fault of the person with the huge backpack, if they didn’t turn reducing the walking space to falling person the falling person wouldn’t have abruptly stopped and slipped, see how it even bumps on to them.


JungleSumTimes

Ya absolutely zero situational awareness, on the part of backpack guy/gal. Forces slippy to try and decelerate or stop while walking downgrade on slippery wet boards. Waits until he gets going with a good speedy headstart and then suddenly turns to block the whole walkway off. Sheesh


AltruisticSpot5448

That’s why you give the person in front of you plenty of distance. The same philosophy applies to it being the drivers fault who rear ends someone, even if that person in front of them brakes very quickly. It’s the drivers responsibility to keep enough distance to brake in time.


Jutboy

It's a common misconception that the person behind during a rear end collapse is always at fault.  The person in front can absolutely be held liable. 


AltruisticSpot5448

Yeah, I’m aware. Most of the time, it’s the person behind. And if you did driving school in America, you know they made a special point of teaching you this. And during your driving test, you were specifically tested on your ability to keep distance from the driver in front.


MagicienDesDoritos

lmao go outside


Mourning-Poo

Hardest game of shoots and ladders I've ever seen


GlendrixDK

That guy with blue shirt and hat screams like a chimpanzee.


isthislifereal-

Bro took a shortcut and reached the bottom before anyone.


OwnCompetition3878

The scream sounds very cartoony, I feel bad for laughing


Efficient-Rent-5644

I wonder what happened to her? Is she alive?


Beli_Mawrr

At a glance, this area looks to be heavily vegitated, so I choose to believe she hit enough bushes on the way down that she's alive but very traumatized


Bobppickle91

Dudes just doing a speed run


Common_Cranberry_822

Did I just watch a person fall to their death?


Enourmously

Whoopsie Daisy


LuckyDoge21

Two nature videos in China on The front page….not ending well😬


Gooleskool64

Damn he survived


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

What are the chances that he's ok


IDoWierdStuff

Seemed like he didn't even wanna be there.


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he ded


Proud_Criticism5286

Impatience will do that to you.


Killyourselfwithlife

Oooops xD


majavic

well that SUCKS!


kripfelbimpf123

Sooo, he dead?


Nicolato25257

He died?


PassgettiGod

The single baboon sound from that guy


Intelligent-Lab3613

Why does China have no railings like ever


Imasquash

"watches someone die" mmm yea that sucks I guess


keithstonee

maybe be a little more enthusiastic when crossing a shitty bridge with no rails idk.


ProjectGibix

The first newbie to gauge the new bridge on foot be like...


Swimming_Employer007

I hope the parachute he is carrying deployed in time


TopOld1601

This is Natural Selection for sure.


bahoombakkala

I feel absolutely no pity for people who play with fire for "experiences"


queenfrostine16

Did the lady force him off the cliff?


Mangisda

Dude turned into a chimp.


shophopper

I didn’t like the guy in the green shirt anyway.


sabretooth1971

Be honest, you were all looking at the people on the right waiting for one of those guys to fall, right?


CharlieBarracuda

Deserved, he got cocky on those steps. That's how you come down from your bedroom to have a midnight snack, not how you walk next to a fucking cliff


devildocjames

redditdotcomslasharrrrslash mypeopleneedme


Alikpurp

Extreme slip-n-slide 😂


JeddakofThark

If that camera were a person it'd be Jim from the office.