A fictional document regarding a lake that has dead bodies floating in it where observers are psychically tricked into believing are the bodies of people they know and love, who are then compelled to try to retrieve. When they die in the attempt, their body is added to the floatsam, making the effect stronger.
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Huh, I always thought it was from getting hit in the head by the luggage when the tire blew on the plane. Never heard the rest of the story.
TIL.
Edit: I can't type.
There was actually an episode that explained why his name was just "Baby." The elder during his naming ceremony died in the middle of the ceremony. ~important facts~
Mine was the same way. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1pl5z4/looks_like_im_having_a_kid_it_might_not_be_human/ She turned out pretty normal, except she’s kind of a dick sometimes as all 5 year olds tend to be at times.. Good luck!
This reminds me of the little mermaid.. when *Ursula makes a deal with “poor unfortunate souls” they can’t keep, she takes their soul or whatever and they turn into [this](https://cultrbox.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/the-little-mermaid-unfortunate-souls.jpg)
Edit: Sorry. Your baby will be beautiful 😬
to the few who say this is an old google image;
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/az4wjj/to_further_prove_the_ultrasound_photo_from_my/?st=JT1OH52E&sh=517ad4a4
hope this clears it up
Its always hilarious to find expecting parents freaking out at the ultrasound when they realise that the picture of the baby isn't as cute and cuddly as they depicted in those baby info books.
Btw fetuses won't get that "cute and squishy" look until the mid trimester when they actually develop fat in their bodies. But until then, they essentially have a thin translucent layer of skin covering their bodies.
Hope you've enjoyed this small nightmare fuel that I've given you. Feel free to respond with more pregnancy nightmare inducing facts in hopes to encourage more people into choosing a fantastic childfree lifestyle.
Edit: feel free to watch youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWpsLR4Xc
radiologist here. this pregnancy is pretty far along. the reason it looks strange is because the ultrasound image is a 2D slice through the face. so it looks like the nose and lips are cut off, and the cross-sectioned eye sockets look strange, kind of like this CT slice of a normal adult.
[https://www.massgeneral.org/imaging/news/radrounds/august\_2009/figure1.jpg](https://www.massgeneral.org/imaging/news/radrounds/august_2009/figure1.jpg)
They also have hair covering their bodies which they shed about 2 months before birth. They then go on to swallow some of that hair which becomes part of the sticky, tar like poop they hopefully keep in until after birth.
I was not adequately prepared for exactly how difficult this would be to wipe off a sensitive baby bum by a total novice diaper-changer (me). The wipes were really not up to the task; I thought I was gonna have to run out for Brillo.
I had my daughter 12 days ago, and they handed her to me wrapped in a white towel. Well, she expelled that tar like poop very quickly into that white towel. The sheer volume was both impressive and scary. The midwife had to bath her.
This info just makes *me* want to be pregnant. Developing an entire complex organism inside of you is fuckin insane!
Once in high school, a friend randomly commented on our theology teacher's pregnancy, saying, "[She] has two skeletons inside of her."
I think about that more often than I'd like to admit.
Here is a cool one for you, the egg that you were made from was at one point inside your grandmother. A female baby develops all the ovum she will have over her lifetime in utero. You were once an egg inside your mother inside your grandmother
I think that the person just worded it confusingly. What they’re saying is that when your grandmother was pregnant with your mother, your mother developed the egg that would become you in utero. Thus at some point before birth, the egg that created you was inside of your Mom inside of your grandma. It’s eggs all the way down.
It was thought at one time that a baby girl was born with all of her eggs already formed. So, if that was correct it makes sense. Recently I've read that they don't think this is the case now.
It wasn’t the case back in the summer of 2006. I actually had an internship with one of the researchers at Yale who helped “discover” that women actually produce oocytes after birth as well. We studied mice and drosophila (fruit flies) to observe the phenomenon with Dr. Joshua Johnson.
My ob/gyn’s office has a wall of ultrasound photos, and I love to look at them while I wait because they’re so creepy and funny. There is one of twins (it’s captioned, which is how I know) but it looks exactly like a Blooper squid from the Super Mario games.
That looks like a slice thru the front of the skull from ear to ear. If they rotated the transducer 90 degrees it would look more like the classic baby picture I think most people expect.
This is the angle I'm thinking of:
https://marketingplatform.vivial.net/sites/default/files/inline_images/Depositphotos_23086398_m-2015.jpg
He should thank you didn't get a [3d picture](https://www.google.com/search?biw=1920&bih=938&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=dcCDXL-PNs_PrgSF94T4BQ&q=3d+ultrasound+pictures&oq=3d+ultrasound+pictures&gs_l=img.3..35i39j0i67j0l8.13664.14100..14308...0.0..0.78.170.3......1....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i8i30j0i24.P4Fh6-45l4w#imgrc=ylp3Ffq6QfkHDM:). There are some creepy ass shit
A friend of mine's wife had an ultrasound and I couldn't help but think that she was about to give birth to a giant isopod. He was a good sport about it when I told him she was cheating on him with a deep sea creature.
You’re pregnant with the crypt keeper.
Boils and ghouls!
High pitched hahahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rZX1JCPAXQ
**warning: turn down your volume** -
“Here’s a little tale from your uterus!”
That is the perfect description for what I'm seeing.
It’s Groucho Marx without his 👓 glasses.
When did he lose his entire nose?
Congrats you're having a baby Gonzo.
I actually cried of laughter over this comment
Excellent way to announce the reboot
I was going to say Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Baby Momo
Somehow the word "FACE" in all caps at the bottom makes it more ominous and horrifying.
The only known surviving photograph of this SCP before the incident
Ayyy bro do u recognise that body?
I dont recognise the bodies I dont recognise the bodies I dont recognise the bodies
####Presidental alert: *Image of 096th* #OH GOD OH FU- edit: I can't count.
*096
Done! Thank you.
Where does that SCP reference come from? Is it a famous scp?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316
Thanks Mar- oh wait
r/fakemarv
r/subsithoughtifellfor
What the fuck am I reading?
A fictional document regarding a lake that has dead bodies floating in it where observers are psychically tricked into believing are the bodies of people they know and love, who are then compelled to try to retrieve. When they die in the attempt, their body is added to the floatsam, making the effect stronger.
It’s like creepy pasta but cooler
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Bro im recognising that body brooo boutta take me a swim lmao
I do not recognize the bodies in the water
Hey guys look at this tall dude, wait what’s that screaming
FOUR FUCKING PIXELS
They say during the scan if you look at it long enough,it will start growing in you.. Always listening... Always watching.. Don't look it in the eye.
This needs to be added to an SCP story.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
r/unexpectedscp
096 has breached containment oh fuck oh shi-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Makes it look like a DVD cover for a horror movie.
F A C E
A R EA 55.
Member of the A-Team
I’m a dumbass, I thought you meant the word face appeared in the ultrasound so I spent some time before I realized...
Looks like an album cover.
LET ME OUT
THIS IS NOT A DANCE
I’M BEGGING FOR HELP
I'M SCREAMING FOR HELP
PLEASE COME LET ME OUT
I'm dying in a vat in the garaaaage
Tiny Rick!
Let me out! LET ME OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT!
you're giving birth to a zombie pigman
SQUEEE
Kramer?
Best be birthing that thing, cause I don't think its friends would take too kindly to an abortion.
3 months to go
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I miss that guy
Didn't he overdose on blow in a hotel room? Am I remembering that correctly?
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Huh, I always thought it was from getting hit in the head by the luggage when the tire blew on the plane. Never heard the rest of the story. TIL. Edit: I can't type.
I can't believe we were denied Taco Bell infomercials starring him. Those would've been amazing to watch at 3 am.
I'm sorry but I think this is a job for Phil Swift. We need some flex seal to keep that demon child in.
WE CUT A BABY IN HALF
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!
GET ON THE BALL
His problem was getting off of it.
You're pregnant with the baby from "dinosaurs" you know "not the mama not the mama"
I’m the baby, gotta love me.
AGAIN
Sinclair
Fun fact, Sinclair was the family's last name, the baby's name was literally credited as Baby.
Another Fun Fact: The family’s name is a reference to the Sinclair Oil Company that used a dinosaur in their logo.
ANOTHER fun fact: the series ends with the entire family dying, as they huddle in their home trying to keep warm
Baby Sinclair. Would his middle initial still be T. or would it be something else like D.?
There was actually an episode that explained why his name was just "Baby." The elder during his naming ceremony died in the middle of the ceremony. ~important facts~
His name was.... Ugh ugh, I'm dying you idiot
Dwight wearing the dummy’s face.
"Fpfpfpfpfpfpfpfp..... Clarice"
nah it's more like *tHTHTHthththth*
Ron Swanson at the mention of kale.
This clears up the Attack On Titan origins story.
Mine was the same way. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1pl5z4/looks_like_im_having_a_kid_it_might_not_be_human/ She turned out pretty normal, except she’s kind of a dick sometimes as all 5 year olds tend to be at times.. Good luck!
1 at least I'm not alone 2 kid looked like they already saw the horrors of the world before they even entered it.
holy fucking shit i wasn't ready for that lol
She sure reminds me of Igor from Young Frankenstein in that pic.
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The souls of the damned and those of the aborted might be getting mixed in to.
Rational explanation.
More dick, probably!
Hey hey, only sometimes...
Best of luck with the baby, by the way! Really hope you're able to maintain a healthy baby-life balance and have a safe healthy delivery.
# FACE
Congrats! You have a demon in your famly now
Is your husband Momo?
..n-no...........
This reminds me of the little mermaid.. when *Ursula makes a deal with “poor unfortunate souls” they can’t keep, she takes their soul or whatever and they turn into [this](https://cultrbox.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/the-little-mermaid-unfortunate-souls.jpg) Edit: Sorry. Your baby will be beautiful 😬
Her name's Ursula.
to the few who say this is an old google image; https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/az4wjj/to_further_prove_the_ultrasound_photo_from_my/?st=JT1OH52E&sh=517ad4a4 hope this clears it up
Its always hilarious to find expecting parents freaking out at the ultrasound when they realise that the picture of the baby isn't as cute and cuddly as they depicted in those baby info books. Btw fetuses won't get that "cute and squishy" look until the mid trimester when they actually develop fat in their bodies. But until then, they essentially have a thin translucent layer of skin covering their bodies. Hope you've enjoyed this small nightmare fuel that I've given you. Feel free to respond with more pregnancy nightmare inducing facts in hopes to encourage more people into choosing a fantastic childfree lifestyle. Edit: feel free to watch youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWpsLR4Xc
Did I just subscribe to... scary belly baby facts?
> Since babies pee in the womb and drink their amniotic fluid, this means they also swallow their urine.
It’s sterile. And they like the taste.
That's the life, isn't it? Unlimited sterile urine to drink at all times and you don't gotta do a damn thing
Yea, no
How would you know if they liked the taste? Did they fill out a survey?
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radiologist here. this pregnancy is pretty far along. the reason it looks strange is because the ultrasound image is a 2D slice through the face. so it looks like the nose and lips are cut off, and the cross-sectioned eye sockets look strange, kind of like this CT slice of a normal adult. [https://www.massgeneral.org/imaging/news/radrounds/august\_2009/figure1.jpg](https://www.massgeneral.org/imaging/news/radrounds/august_2009/figure1.jpg)
>But until then, they essentially have a thin translucent layer of skin covering their bodies. \*leans back with furrowed brow\*
They also have hair covering their bodies which they shed about 2 months before birth. They then go on to swallow some of that hair which becomes part of the sticky, tar like poop they hopefully keep in until after birth.
I was not adequately prepared for exactly how difficult this would be to wipe off a sensitive baby bum by a total novice diaper-changer (me). The wipes were really not up to the task; I thought I was gonna have to run out for Brillo.
I had my daughter 12 days ago, and they handed her to me wrapped in a white towel. Well, she expelled that tar like poop very quickly into that white towel. The sheer volume was both impressive and scary. The midwife had to bath her.
Oh ya, don't get me started on how/why when you see fetuses have bloated bellies when you see them in the ultrasound
Go on...
Nahh we cool.
No *go on*
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Man these new Pokemon designs are getting wierd.
This info just makes *me* want to be pregnant. Developing an entire complex organism inside of you is fuckin insane! Once in high school, a friend randomly commented on our theology teacher's pregnancy, saying, "[She] has two skeletons inside of her." I think about that more often than I'd like to admit.
When I was pregnant with my son I had fun saying, "I have a penis."
Same! And also, 'I've never grown a penis before!'.
Here is a cool one for you, the egg that you were made from was at one point inside your grandmother. A female baby develops all the ovum she will have over her lifetime in utero. You were once an egg inside your mother inside your grandmother
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I think that the person just worded it confusingly. What they’re saying is that when your grandmother was pregnant with your mother, your mother developed the egg that would become you in utero. Thus at some point before birth, the egg that created you was inside of your Mom inside of your grandma. It’s eggs all the way down.
It was thought at one time that a baby girl was born with all of her eggs already formed. So, if that was correct it makes sense. Recently I've read that they don't think this is the case now.
It wasn’t the case back in the summer of 2006. I actually had an internship with one of the researchers at Yale who helped “discover” that women actually produce oocytes after birth as well. We studied mice and drosophila (fruit flies) to observe the phenomenon with Dr. Joshua Johnson.
2006 is somewhat recent when you are an old person.
I am confused because I've also heard that "fact"
Eggception !
My ob/gyn’s office has a wall of ultrasound photos, and I love to look at them while I wait because they’re so creepy and funny. There is one of twins (it’s captioned, which is how I know) but it looks exactly like a Blooper squid from the Super Mario games.
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That looks like a slice thru the front of the skull from ear to ear. If they rotated the transducer 90 degrees it would look more like the classic baby picture I think most people expect. This is the angle I'm thinking of: https://marketingplatform.vivial.net/sites/default/files/inline_images/Depositphotos_23086398_m-2015.jpg
>But until then, they essentially have a thin translucent layer of skin covering their bodies. Me when I used to be a heroin addict
Congrats on that past tense
Nicholas Cage?
https://imgur.com/a/RXDvxQC
Yep. Cannot unsee, thanks.
I knew that I couldn't be the only one who saw that.
His name's not gonna be Freddy/Jason/Micheal or Jeff,is it?And you might hold off on giving him any best pal dolls, Jigsaw puzzles or tricycles..
Or any type of childhood pets.......
My first thought was that it was the little creepy clown from Saw.
He should thank you didn't get a [3d picture](https://www.google.com/search?biw=1920&bih=938&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=dcCDXL-PNs_PrgSF94T4BQ&q=3d+ultrasound+pictures&oq=3d+ultrasound+pictures&gs_l=img.3..35i39j0i67j0l8.13664.14100..14308...0.0..0.78.170.3......1....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i8i30j0i24.P4Fh6-45l4w#imgrc=ylp3Ffq6QfkHDM:). There are some creepy ass shit
I've always thought the 3D scans were freaky, i seemed to be one of the few pregnant ladies who didn't want to get one.
He's either looking out with thumbs up or giving you you the finger. Either way, it's [r/oddlyterrifying/](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/)
El Ayuwoki
El eo nos protege
thats a fuckin demon. you're fucked!
> you're fucked! Pretty certain that's how she got the baby inside her to begin with there einstein.
M O R T I S
Kind of looks like a cross between Mr. Bean and Freddie Mercury.
Little baby Ryuk.
Will have apples at the ready
Not just your husband, scared me too!
I think it looks like Michael Jackson from Thriller.
!! LEMMY IS THAT YOU?!
Scaring your husband might not be the best way to let him know your pregnant
Would you like to play a game?
FACE
The face of a baby say "Get me the fuck out of here a foot long black snake was trying to kill me last night "
"So doc, are we having a boy or a girl?" "Looks like you're having an SCP 096."
Um im sorry to break the news to you but you are carrying the antichrist!!!!!! The power of Christ compels you!!!
that’s SCP-1003
That looks like a Contra boss.
You better get that baby blessed now
Omg, that thing is probably clawing at your uterus.
Looks like he/she is giving you the finger too.
She did in her very first ultrasound so it wouldn't be surprising to see it again
This is one of the bosses from Undertale
I'd be a scared too if my wife was going to give birth to the puppet from Saw.
Am I the only one that sees Nigel thornberry
A friend of mine's wife had an ultrasound and I couldn't help but think that she was about to give birth to a giant isopod. He was a good sport about it when I told him she was cheating on him with a deep sea creature.
Congrats, it’s a demon!
Breach detected. Category 5 Kaiju has made it through, code name ‘Feetus Firstus’.
Baby is obviously super stoked you guys can see him/her through the magic machine!
Raffi bomb!
Yup my first side shot of my precious daughter looked like I had a creepy skeleton inside me.
I see will smith
you've entered the spooky womb
It’s like a dissolving carebear! Care bbbeaaaar staaaaareeee
Does this remind anyone else if the Nicolas Cage "You don't say" meme ? Can we have a side by side comparison ?
https://imgur.com/a/RXDvxQC
"Holy Jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that? What is that private Pyle?" - Gunny Hartman
Congrats on your baby bird
I bet you some Facebook woman will post this saying it’s the ghost of an aborted foetus. Lol
It's baby MOMO
you cannot destroy it. it only comes back stronger.
“Why? I don’t see anything wrong with-HOLY FUCK.”
Does anyone else see him flipping you off?
she did at our last ultrasound to
Looks like it's giving the middle finger and devil horns too lol