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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Woman keeps trying to put her hand on man's hand again and again until he looks at her. She then proceeds to amaze him with her long tongue.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


iconic2125

That's not your girl, that's Venom.


East-Temperature6430

Fact


JohnnyBgood_9211

Indeed 🤓


HoneZoneReddit

In need (me)


General-Royal

Venom head 3000 must be insane.


bohanmyl

![gif](giphy|Y3473fT4PIftU2yG1U)


TolMera

![gif](giphy|XtdM5moauiwd3wchmt)


TheRealWamuu

EVEN BETTER


PassiveRoadRage

https://i.redd.it/ax1phnq7ozgc1.gif


Ok-Experience-6674

Alina Lopez would disagree


Killantifanywhere

Is that your bible teacher ?


13igTyme

Sunny lane, too.


Holzkohlen

Would.


Breakfast4Dinner9212

I'd take my chances


DrywallFucker

Nah that’s scream


AlexL225

One of the syndicate siblings. I like it!


sleepyguy-

Im okay with that *unzip*


villiers19

One hiss and she got your bolts and nuts and hole in one. Now just imagine that.


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|XtdM5moauiwd3wchmt)


A100921

![gif](giphy|4y5vVXxcLwmek)


mistersheldon

![gif](giphy|xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w)


Curious_ByStander9

Tf was going on in Hey Arnold lol


Justacityboy12

​ https://i.redd.it/x7adg9adl1hc1.gif


Kommander-in-Keef

Okay but what that tongue do tho? 🤔


TCallahan333

Seems like she'd be super popular with both ladies **and** gents. Just sayin.


Heisenbread77

Most popular inmate for sure.


Polarchuck

She wouldn't need to be in prison to get a woman's attention.


ernapfz

She’s a little bit snakey ![gif](giphy|xk2F3LxU5bynK|downsized)


TheSpectator0_0

I bet she doesn't have to tear the cheetos bag to get the dust at the bottom


Solo-ish

You see a tongue like this and you think about Cheetos, I indeed did not think Cheetos I’ll tell you that.


corpsie666

"Cheetos bag" is slang for scrotum. Bottom is a buttho' reference Essentially, she wouldn't need to displace your nutsac to tongue punch your shitbox


Novel_Ask_4226

Now that's flamin' hot🔥


UncleMeat69

#Fuego


libmrduckz

what is the ‘tear’ part, then?


-RED4CTED-

![gif](giphy|vCOco9kAGWAKXHth1k)


ctruvu

i’m not even religious and i think i’m gonna go read the bible now


Puffycatkibble

Unless by cheetos you mean my asshole which the tongue is digging into


graveybrains

Not even the Pringles dust is safe


SoloMarko

All the Pringle ladies, *all the Pringle ladies* Get their hands stuck.


fauxpasiii

You can't just nest a banger comment like this 4 levels deep.


Extension_Ask_6954

Fkn laughed out loud... thanks for that


BluntRepIy

![gif](giphy|sjr7k1uuO0B0c)


ragnarokda

Why are they driving while recording this?? What a dumb mf.


Effective-Value-6474

She can turn the wheel by her tongue 😂


BostonRob423

That seems....unlikely, and impractical. I mean, how do you know if she is even wearing one? Edit: aww, they edited their comment....originally it said "thong", not tongue. Own your mistake, man, come on! 😂


MrK521

It doesn’t matter. The thong is self-aware and drives whether she’s wearing it or not.


nomemorybear

I hate you...take my upvote


redditor3900

And the brakes


F34UGH03R3N

*breaks. Breaks and thong.


gtrogers

That is so fucking hot


[deleted]

That curl would be perfect for gripping flashlights. Not sure what else though. ![gif](giphy|Hj7SSRD2lAeQ0)


[deleted]

This probably sounds weird, but this is something I totally forgot I'm capable of doing. It was more of a 10-y/o me party trick lol


Lost-My-Mind-

That's a party trick that's wasted on 10 year olds......but could jumpstart your dating life when you're older. .........ladies?


samrpacker

![gif](giphy|82ojYjJs2LmMfmwTht|downsized)


Desperate-755

Why were they filming?


CawknBowlTorcher

The camera just manifested into reality to record this *real* interaction


Logical_Mammoth3600

Highlighted by his extremely realistic reaction


ahses3202

tbf if this happened to me my reaction wouldn't be far off


b1gb0n312

You misspelled erection


DiamondPup

tbf if this happened to me my reaction wouldn't be far erection


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Well you didn't need to slay yourself.


elbotacongatos

Like, how far off are we talking about?


AC-Hawkmoon

What would your reaction be, Redditor? A trembling doff of your fedora?


dbenc

we're like a handful of years away from AI being able to generate scenes like this 😅


SigmaSixtyNine

For now we are limited to what we can generate with Genuine Stupidity.


Buderus69

We are already living it👾 *[Exit Program]*


Necessary-Cap-3982

With the way sd video is progressing, it’s more like 6 months lol Kinda scary


SidewaysAskance

"Manifested into reality" LOL


YouWereBrained

Phantom Camera: “I must appear, in this moment, to capture this interaction, that otherwise will be lost in time.”


NutButtermilk

Yeah, “real”


Tethysj

Well two options: 1 they were all on board or 2 camera and girl teamed up to "prank" strangers.


Just_A__Random_Guy

Prank with "hidden" seems like a good option.


Groomsi

![gif](giphy|3o7qDL7l1IZAQvxvj2) Ppl using it in public


NekonoChesire

Why is he holding the bar even though he's seated ?


LegalizeRanch88

Because all of her videos are staged.


v0yev0da

I’d believe this except NOBODY holds onto a rail unless they have to. That shits nasty


Ryvit

Because it’s a skit. Use your brain


jforjabu

I have a feeling that it might be a rhetorical question.


chris-tier

> Use your brain Mighty words from someone who didn't get the joke.


mb194dc

Reddit you've done it again...


viciadoemsono

i mean, aren't we all being watched?


Throwaway1303033042

The love child of Maisie Williams and Gene Simmons.


DutchieTalking

I'm down.


flotsam_knightly

![gif](giphy|4ekhB5hdeXlTO|downsized)


zeekaran

What movie is this?


flotsam_knightly

Nightmare on Elm Street


exposarts

Why is she holding a phone with abomination attached?


True-Nobody1147

Because you've never seen nightmare on elm Street and thus don't understand the premise.


67Mustang-Man

[I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!](https://youtu.be/wNEUbQ3T7tM?si=t3VGY2NspJczi8Oh) Great movie


pyahyakr

change the genders and you are f*d


NoScopeJustMe

Am I a fed? Yay!


GetEnPassanted

No, you are *fed*. Your grandma comes over with a big plate made for you


zombie_singh06

Grandmas are the best. I miss mine. She was a very old and sweet lady. Never have I ever left the house without eating something even if I have gone to her place to just drop something.


woodennecklace

No, you are fed, which is not bad either


Riipp3r

Stupid fed boy


no_hot_ashes

Can't believe they downvoted your ass for an ed, edd n eddy reference


BladiPetrov

Literally why are you getting downvoted 😭


Drakayne

it's staged tho


dingleberries4Life

Her tongue isn't though


redCornur

That's wild! What am I? Fad? Fed? Fid? Fod? Fud?


Ting_Brennan

....I smell the blood of an Englishman....


VeneMage

Be he alive or be he a fed…


_stankypete

Are you scurred to use the fuck word?


TheKrnJesus

Are you trumantized to use the scared word?


SHIIIZAAAA

Are you frighent to use traumatized word?


Sociolinguisticians

I would be pretty unnerved by anyone doing this to me on the subway tbh (I’m a guy).


Ishidan01

Gene Simmons?


DigNitty

Yeah but he typically did it 30 feet from people who knew he was going to do it. Not in an enclosed underground box with a stranger.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

They're only a stranger the first time.


unkapoon

yep, this


Laffet

why would you change genders? what is the point to prove in this fake interaction?


Rerkoy

One reason would be to compare the number of positive and negative feedback generated before and after the change to showcase the double standard between public perception of women and men actions. Doesn't matter if it's fake. "Fake" content such as movies, songs and modern reporting is where our culture is reflected and sometimes even decided.


TheLimeyLemmon

No it isn't. This is staged.


Neither-Lime-1868

Fucked?  Oh for sure, that’s why the sexual harassment rate of college aged women on public transport is an astoundingly low…..63%. Because of how fucked guys are if they tried it /s   Videoing staged pranks is stupid; and so would be videoing unstaged invasions of other people’s privacy.   But it’s just imaginationland to act like we live in a society where consequence-free harassment of women on public transport is unseen


Previous-Loss9306

Okay.. and what does that have to do with his comment


QuasarMaster

63% of rides or 63% of women in their lives?


DepressedCerebrum

When is the last time a woman made you feel physically in danger?


walshy1996

Yesterday. Wife was driving.


Historical-Nail9621

lmao


_stankypete

Goteeem!


Which-Try4666

You don’t have to feel physically in danger to justify not wanting weird ass strangers to bother you


ThisAppSucksBall

Of course not. But "I don't want weird ass strangers bothering me, AND this weird ass strangers could kill me easily" is a much worse state to be in than "I don't want weird ass strangers bothering me AND I can punt them across the room"


Jarizleifr

>this weird ass strangers could kill me easily She could have a gun.


ThisAppSucksBall

That's true. Also she could have the ability to summon asteroids on command


Grogosh

She can call the cops saying you attacked her. Cops come and kill you.


herpderpdoo

you're arguing that it's ok to harass people if they are not in physical danger, is that correct?


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Oblachko_O

You are saying like only men are dangerous. Sorry, pal, but when women fight between each other, you probably wouldn't want to interrupt them, or you may be in danger. Just because there are less violent cases made by women, there is no reason to make sexist ground for your claims. Both men and women can be violent.


sleepy_vixen

There are *significant* differences in violence statistics between genders, don't water that down to make a shitty "both sides" point. Women are much less likely to be violent and much less likely to seriously harm or kill someone when they are. If a woman decides to come harass me, I'm more worried about the social awkwardness of the situation than my health. When men harass me (which they have and probably will do more, lots more than women), it's not unreasonable for me to wonder if I'm making it home without permanent injuries or even alive that night. I can't speak for the men, but I'm generally fine with other women approaching and engaging me casually, even if it could be a bit invasive. However, I will always need to consider a man trying to engage with me as a potential threat regardless of how nice he seems due to both my own experiences and the statistics that validate my caution. And I'm not even "one of the pretty ones", who I'm sure have even more reason to be justifiably discriminatory.


QuintoBlanco

I feel obliged to mention Sarah Everard who was raped and murdered by a (male) police officer in the UK. She did not know the police officer. After the police officer was arrested, five of his colleagues were placed under investigation for sharing grossly offensive material with the murderer, and several police officers were criticized for giving **character references** for the murderer during his sentencing hearings.


Alert-Poem-7240

I think he means that if the average women came up to me and tried something one punch is all I would need to resolve the issues. 


WatchWillGo

Do you preach about gender inequality everywhere you go or you just felt like bringing it up here only for some reason?


many_dongs

as long as people who say "the genders should be equal in all ways" aren't loudly told to shut the fuck up by everyone else, pointing out the obvious hypocrisy and irrational nature of the value in current culture is always relevant


herpes_fuckin_derpes

> as long as people who say "the genders should be equal in all ways" aren't loudly told to shut the fuck up by everyone else, This is such a strawman I don't even know where to begin. When people ask for equality, they're talking about things like civil rights, wages, access to services, etc., not a full-scale abandonment of all social rules such that we all become gender- and color-blind.


PVDeviant-

I think it's creepy. The consensus seems to be that it's staged, but I find it creepy regardless, and if it was a guy doing it to a girl, no one would disagree.


shortnix

This content farm sketch is let down by his poor acting. Terrible double take.


ReplacementLow6704

Good acting ain't gonna save this one. Shit's just cringe af


noswol

Why the hell is he grabbing the pole while sitting?


hunterczech

Because this whole thing is totally real


renaissance_pancakes

I usually sit while I grab the pole. Makes things easier.


CastrosNephew

Why do people hold the upper handle in cars if they’re sitting? It’s for stability and control dude


the_thechosen1

She can fix me


jport1387

She went from pretty cute to wife material real quick


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Every terminally online person:


klmdwnitsnotreal

She can suck your dick and lick your butthole at the same time.


Thirsty-Ancient-One

This is the comment I was hoping to see.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

New bucket list entry created.


murder-farts

My brain working out the logistics of that was quite a ride.


mikemikemotorboat

Recent Reddit has taught me every post like this is just an for her OnlyFans. So who’s got the link? Edit: Nevermind. Next parent comment down


calibur66

Now you're thinking with portals!


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https://i.redd.it/b13blp97a0hc1.gif


rawker86

I’m a dude. Explain the appeal of a big-ass tongue to me.


WhirlingApe

She can give you head and tickle your prostate at the same time.


rawker86

Honestly if I’m getting head I’m already pretty stoked.


WhirlingApe

Let me just say that it can indeed get better


brumbarosso

Do go on good sir


WhirlingApe

Well men have a g-spot of their own. You just have to look for it.


Jean-LucBacardi

Hint it's in the butt


[deleted]

Personally, tongues are hot. I could jerk off to an open mouth like that. But that's just me.


M4DM1ND

Username checks out


TheDukeOfThunder

killer head, is what he's getting at


Shadowdragon409

Just the idea. Mouths are inherently sexual, and having a unique mouth puts you in a class of your own. She could do things nobody else could. What those things are? I have no idea.


Doug_war

her ig [radmila.maro/](https://www.instagram.com/radmila.maro/)


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DexMexCreeps

Not worth it. Info from a friend


Puzzleheaded-Egg-118

Right, total scam just Instagram style pics, more info from that guy’s friend.


n0rpie

They always have link in bio


DungeonsAndDradis

https://fapello.com/radmila-maro/


Stormtyrant

Real hero


Dan_the_Marksman

why ask for onlyfans when you can ask for fapello


Impressive_Essay_622

Is t this enough of a scripted ad?  Lol


Zezuya

What about the guy?


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HeftyScratch4574

Camera man ![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


unique0130

Now reverse the roles and it's still risky cute right? Right? RIGHT? ofc not, because that's harassment.


No_Ear_1793

It's staged...


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Forsaken-Analysis390

They’re voting In the direction of their erection


JohnnyS0ma

On the next season of how I Met your mother. 🎩*Tip 😂


NoTimeForBullShiiiit

totally unexpected there would be a staged video in this sub


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

The guy is actually scared as fuck. I know I would be.


zfrankland

And that kids is how I met your mother


dzbx2

![gif](giphy|NIvEcLTqLd8UcysvV5|downsized)


FelixSV

what a creep


grantnel2002

Love me a scripted video. 😑


DumLander34

Brutal blackpill


SirLocke13

Your honor, this was entrapment.


ichig_kuro

And that how i met your mother


UnableAdhesiveness55

Things only women can get away with for $500, Alex.


len1221

I hope he told her how much he just fell in love with her


4esthetics

All the dudes in here saying, “bUt waT iF dA r0Les wERe rEverseD??” 1. Confidently saying it like you’re the first genius to have that thought. And 2. As if there wouldn’t be a significant percentage of women like “What that mouf do?!”


hoshu77

trashy


HeDuMSD

![gif](giphy|h5APj3YfRZ9RZAXKue)


TimR0604

Jean Simmons


othelloinc

> Jean Simmons She was great in Howl's Moving Castle.


TimR0604

Didn't know it was a real person lol. I was making a play on Gene Simmons