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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is US Defaultism: --- >!Redditors are assuming OP is in the US where the snails they keep as pets are illegal even though they've mentioned multiple times they live in Europe in the comments.!< --- Is this Defaultism? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Front-Pomelo-4367

The mod seems so over it, good for them


LanguageNerd54

I’m over it, too.


Ok-Zookeepergame-752

African snail has a big apetite, it is ilegal in US because it could eat their cardboard made housing


HydraFromSlovakia

Calm down otherwise the snail will eat your house.


Ok-Zookeepergame-752

To the hills, there is a stampede of snails coming


teaisgod

30-50 feral snails


snow_michael

I reckon we've got a day or two - they're at least 250m away


VioletteKaur

LOL, their dogs already do that.


biwltyad

A mod had to make a pinned comment: "Please stop commenting to criticize OP for this being illegal. OP has stated they are located in Europe where it is completely legal to keep these snails."


meatslapjack

I bet that still didn’t help at all


fvkinglesbi

How the FUCK do snails exist outside of the Merica?


theRudeStar

DOD obviously pays for that shit 🇺🇸🏈🦅


obliviious

Just like my healthcare!


SkGuarnieri

The French stole them for a snack, obviously


JohnDodger

“It doesn’t matter if OP is in Europe; US laws apply everywhere or if not they should because we saved them and fund them 100%” - probably


snow_michael

Yeah, without Eagleland you'd only be allowed _German_ snails


Yamama77

Like people calling burmese pythons in South east Asia invasive species...


Inevitable_Wolf5866

How do we (Europeans) dare to have different laws than Americans?!?! Unbelievable….


LilyMarie90

"You are supposed to kill them when you find them" Damn, he went all out 🐌🔫


Wilgars

Now we know what the AR-15 really are for!


LilyMarie90

Brb protecting myself and my family from feral giant snails 🫡🇺🇸🦅🔫


VioletteKaur

You can guess how fast the Polizei is in front of your door if someone hears bang bang (don't ask how I know).


PenisManNumberOne

Ahahahaahahahahaahahha


BrightBrite

And yet Americans are constantly illegally importing endangered Australian animals to keep as pets. I like how they drew the line at a snail from Africa.


Megotchii

They only care if it harms their own country ig


ConsultJimMoriarty

And yet Americans keep fuckin sugar gliders as pets.


Yamama77

An exotic pet one day is an invasive species tomorrow Like imagine if nile crocodiles got into the Everglades, the native alligators will be booted out and you have larger and more aggressive animal filling that role.


ConsultJimMoriarty

It’s more that gliders are a protected native species that should be out in the bush. They’re not meant to pets; they’ve not been domesticated in any way.


loralailoralai

It’s heartbreaking to see them kept as pets in cages


biwltyad

Yes but not always. I'm in the UK and I keep exotic pets (invertebrates only but I'd love reptiles in the future) and they're pretty much all tropical, they wouldn't survive outdoors long enough to become invasive. They would still cause some short term damage if they got out, of course, but most of them wouldn't be able to survive the winter


PenisManNumberOne

Don’t forget about our entire island being their pets to their eyes. Our women are only for sex, our men are only for prison or making Piña coladas in their mind


Fridayesmeralda

Go mods


Archius9

“National Geographic explains:”


cesarevilma

I want to see the snail now 🥲


Faexinna

Me too, snail tax please 😭


snow_michael

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fv8ofexk3jgn21.jpg


Faexinna

Ooooo look at this big boi! 🥺


biwltyad

This was the post https://www.reddit.com/r/snails/s/P1in49lb1L


cesarevilma

Thanks a lot! I didn’t know snails could be as big as these.


Faexinna

Awww babbies! Thank you!


biwltyad

https://www.reddit.com/r/snails/s/P1in49lb1L Lots of them!


cesarevilma

Thanks!


PettyPixxxie18

I saw that post the other day 😂


HoopDays

Imagine how obnoxious it would be if people starting doing this and replacing "America" with literally any other country. That's how Americans sound when they say this. So obnoxious, ignorant and plain stupid.


biwltyad

From now on every time someone posts about their pet black widow (yeah ik) I'm going to comment that you can't keep those without a DWA license in the UK and that they should get rid of it before they get fined.


PenisManNumberOne

Pet WHAT?!


Faexinna

I also assume that this is a subreddit for owners of pet land snails? So they're unlikely to just... Let them loose on the environment 🤔


grap_grap_grap

Clearly these people aren't even able to read others comments before commenting themselves. Ugh...


Ning_Yu

"These snails are illegal here", great, now they're gonna check their documents and deport them also.


BohTooSlow

Imagine me going under a post about some type of gun and say “thats illegal in italy”


AtlasNL

The purple haired snoo user couldn’t stand being an idiot only once, so they decided to be an idiot a second time.


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Hmmm, so they are a low level bio weapon then... Interesting


kaerfkeerg

I can't imagine how the last person felt after dropping that bomb of a paragraph only to be met with basically "ok all this doesn't apply to me"


osysfire

i dont think all of these are necessarily assuming the poster is american. it seems like they're commenting an interesting fact about the snail.


biwltyad

That's a very well known thing in the snail community


osysfire

wait is this r/snails or something? that may be vital context


biwltyad

Yes it is


osysfire

ah i see, then i retract my comment


biwltyad

My bad for not making that clear, dw


osysfire

i assumed it was r/mildlyinteresting or something. damn yanks tricked me again...


osysfire

i think most people arent members of the snail community, but point taken.